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All Springer/NP/PCP Air Gun Discussion General => Back Room => Topic started by: lizzie on January 21, 2021, 10:18:32 PM
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Since nobody really had an appreciation for Pythagoras last night.
LOL
(for any of the young'ns here, this meme is based on an OLD James Taylor tune, "You've Got a Friend". }
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Our BOO, who had seen both borders and all three coasts with us, passed back in March. We rescued MONTE MONTANA when we were MTFWP Camp Hosts in '04. Our MONTE only gets outside in her carrier, either at home our while we're camping; but yes, she comes when she feels like it,
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Good one Liz. It's either that or they're totally demanding and needy.
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I have one cat that thinks he is a dog, but he gets along with the other 2 cats none the less :)
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Liz, I immediately thought of my sister's cat. [I am sending that one to her.]
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Hehe! I LOVE cats, and until this stage of life, have had at least one since I was a teenager. A couple of them were what I'd consider "responsive" as far as cats go, but for the most part, they did their own thing on their own terms and their own timetable. LOL
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This is one of the neighborhood cats that comes around. She's the one I posted awhile back with her freshly killed rat that she brought to my patio. Here she was supervising my work on the engine a few days ago.
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Found a white cat once with just a goatee of black fur covering her little pointy chin, came right up to us as I was walking my two dogs UN-leashed (!).
She lowered her head down as she stuck out one paw on the ground in front her, almost like she was bowing to us.
Based on her near-visible ribs and kinda beat up appearance I figured she was a housecat got out and was starving and lost for days, finally chancing it with this stranger walking up with two dogs (okay they were two fluffy white Bichons, okay?).
So we took her in and called her "Chinny". Vet could not detect a chip in her and we posted signs around the neighborhood with no luck, so it became that she lived with us. For about 6 mos., then during a second vet visit they somehow detected the chip. Called owner and she was overwrought with joy.
Best, most responsive cat ever (our family had several cats ever since I was kid)!
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Our current cat has been with us for 17 years and was about a year old when we adopted her. Shes always been a house cat with dogs. She learned to act just like they do. Before she got to her golden years she met you at the door when you came home right in the middle of the 3 dogs. Everytime the dogs went out she would try to blend in and go out with them. She still likes to nap in one of the dog beds. She begs for treats every night before bedtime and she knows and responds to her name. She also like to sing opera at the top of her vocal range at 2 am until I call her name and she stops and goes to sleep.
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Good story Charlie.
Mine acted like a dog too as he grew up playing rough with two dogs, one of which was over 200lbs and would run to me for help when the crazy cat got out of hand. That's right the 200lb raging dog that sent 6 people running and jumping into the bed of their truck to not get mauled by him is the same dog that ran to me to be rescued from the *(&^ cat many times. He could handle 6 men but not 1 cat! lol
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Not a Meme... but yet not a video.
I send this to Daughter #3 just to say "Hey"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWWLwtMLWCI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWWLwtMLWCI)
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Here's one I whipped up today.
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Haha! Good one! 😆
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One that our medical peeps- and maybe others!- will appreciate
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One that our medical peeps- and maybe others!- will appreciate
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Being on Eliquis for AFIB, I can relate!
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Yup! 😆
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I have had several cats that were very affectionate and one that flat out would not leave the house. I think that he was agoraphobic and presently have a
Shih Tzu who is more standoffish than most cats. Comes when he feels like coming and ignores me the rest of the time ;D
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Lol Don!
This is the first part of my life since 1985, that I have not had at least ONE animal to take care of. Most were cats, and most could not have cared less about anyone's schedule or concerns but their own!
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Here's another. I have a lot of them, but most are not very PC.
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😄 HAHAHAH!
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Today's meme
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Hah! That's just about right, Mike! ;D
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Not a meme, sorry.
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Lol! Oh maaaaa'aannnnn. That was BAD! 😆
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Lol! Oh maaaaa'aannnnn. That was BAD! 😆
Perhaps.... but not the worst.
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I loves me some pie!
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For all my fellow grunts. ;)
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Here's one that would apply to most of us GTAers
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Robert, that is COLD!
True - but COLD! ;D ;D
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My range card would be rather interesting...
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Robert, that is COLD!
True - but COLD! ;D ;D
LMBO!!!!!!!
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Here's one that would apply to most of us GTAers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! A GREAT one! ;D
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Throwing in a little dark humor...
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Oh Liz..
I LOL'ed... till I cried!
SHARING!
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LOL! Glad to know that someone else appreciated it! ;D
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LOL! Glad to know that someone else appreciated it! ;D
;D ;D I was trying not to encourage you too much. ::)
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LOL! Glad to know that someone else appreciated it! ;D
;D ;D I was trying not to encourage you too much. ::)
LOL! ;D
At times, that is how I feel about my own job.....gotta find something to laugh about! Haha
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Ain't that the truth!
I want to print it and post it at work!
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Lizzy I want you to know that comic hurt me laughing with broken ribs don't recommend.
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Lizzy I want you to know that comic hurt me laughing with broken ribs don't recommend.
Good! Laughter is GOOD for you! ;D
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LOL last night was the first night in three weeks I was able to sleep with out pain that is out the window now.
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LOL last night was the first night in three weeks I was able to sleep with out pain that is out the window now.
:( Broken ribs are absolutely no fun. Last September I broke two one on each side from laying on my "gut" and reaching over my head in the attic while trying to attach a couple of pieces of flex duct in tight quarters. Nurse Ratchett made me see the doctor and get X-rays. Then I had to listen to the lecture from my primary care doctor and the worst was Nurse Rachett when we got back home. ;D ::)
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Lol- the trials and tribulations of being married to a nurse!
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I do not have any way to react to breaking ribs while laying down. At least mine were from high speed attempts to move the earth with my body.
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I was stretched out in very tight quarters while trying not to punch holes in my head from the roofing nails. The doctor told me that if I was a little slimmer it probably would not have happened. My days of impacting hard surfaces at speed are long over unless you count overreaching and falling off a 7 ft step ladder that left a couple of marks and a huge bruise on my right hip.. That was due to being tired and rushing to finish hanging some new overhead lights in the garage. Very dumb ::) ::)
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And for today's meme update....a little Biblical humor
;)
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Hahahaha 😆
A fun little double entendre here
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Hahahaha 😆
A fun little double entendre here
Yeah, and the next morning I had a terrible headache and upset stomach. Yuck! Darn C-19 shots! >:(
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...
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This fits in so many ways.
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LOL!
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Morgan and Morgan might be able to help.
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Good one!
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Hahahahahaha 😄
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I can soooooo relate!
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Another silly one
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Lol. Hilarious! 😆
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A little more dark humor...
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Here's some sage advice
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Some more
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Every time I read this thread it cracks me up LOL ;D ;D
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Me-me?
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Now that Summer is drawing near . . . .
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HAHAHA 😆
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Happy Mothers Day Ladies!
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Happy Mothers Day Ladies!
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Omagawd....I can't tell you how many people I know who are constantly expressing their love for each other (couples) on facebook. I have this theory that the more frequently and fervently they express affection on FB, the more likely it is that their relationship isn't all that they'd have us believe. LOL
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For our old gardeners and hippies on the forum...
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And useful tips for our wimmenfolk...
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HAHAHA!
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And useful tips for our wimmenfolk...
Seen one like that only it was from a mans point of view.
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Lol...
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Liz, that guy looks like he may have died several months ago and they just forgot to plant him. Hee hee
(What was the name of that Fonda motorcycle movie in which they had their dead friend propped up with a cigarette in his hand?)
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Pretty sure Keith Richards died several years ago but has yet to lay down. ;D
Easy Rider:
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https://youtu.be/hjYAEtO-Ohk
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Pretty sure Keith Richards died several years ago but has yet to lay down. ;D
Easy Rider:
Lol 😆
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I have actually driven that road along the spillway/Atchafalaya Basin. But I never saw anything like that in real life.
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And now one from the Stupid-Funny files...
*funny to me, but my sense of humor tends to be warped!*
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SOMETIMES 🥺
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Same warped sense of humor....
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HAHA LOL!
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Love SW.
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Hah! Good one! ;D
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A classic for springtime
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I could go for this later today! 😆
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^WHY WAIT?^
:-*
OK... back to Memes
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HA HA....
OK... so....He He He.
I stumbled across this...
Anyone come too mind? ;D ;D ;D
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😆
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And...
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There's a place down in Greenwich Village Manhattan NY that serves soup bowl size frozen Margaritas with a floater of your choice. Two of those will really kick start your Saturday afternoon fun and games. ;D ;D
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Lol!
Last week I went to buy a bottle of spirits for a friend, and spied a bottle of pre-mixed margarita that is ready to go...just chill or pour over ice. I didn't expect much, because it was so cheap, but I was very pleasantly surprised! Good tasting, great price, and high alc. content compared to comparable products. 😆
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Lol!
Last week I went to buy a bottle of spirits for a friend, and spied a bottle of pre-mixed margarita that is ready to go...just chill or pour over ice. I didn't expect much, because it was so cheap, but I was very pleasantly surprised! Good tasting, great price, and high alc. content compared to comparable products. 😆
COSTCO caries an amazing non-alcoholic mix that we even use in beer for a beergarita. 🥳
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I remember....lol
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ROFLMBO !!!! I remember those days also that was when my blurry vision was my friend ;D ;D ;D
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Lol...."the girls all get prettier at closin' time"....
H/t to Mickey Gilley.
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Lol...."the girls all get prettier at closin' time"....
H/t to Mickey Gilley.
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:o I've had a few ladies tell me that I was really cute somewhere near closin' time also. ;D ;D
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😄 lol
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Lol...."the girls all get prettier at closin' time"....
H/t to Mickey Gilley.
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Not all of them!
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Lol...."the girls all get prettier at closin' time"....
H/t to Mickey Gilley.
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Not all of them!
😆. Probably depends on one's blood alcohol level.
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Wayyyy toooo true and I ain't telling any secrets
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They do say that the world's best beauty aid is a light switch.
Dare I say "clap on, clap off"?
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Thus the term, "Coyote ugly" when you wake up with a partner so undesirable that you would rather chew your arm off than pull it out from under them. ::)
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😆 at coyote ugly. I had NO idea! Lol
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;) That is a term from Firewalker's Navy days and mine. ;D ;D
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My Daughter # 3 works in the Medical industry... Dr Aid.
She frequently chooses to go "Comando" in her scrubs.
I sent her this in order to tone it down an notch and be more ah-hem.... "Lady Like".
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HAHALOL 😆
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Back to my corner I go. ::)
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Thus the term, "Coyote ugly" when you wake up with a partner so undesirable that you would rather chew your arm off than pull it out from under them. ::)
You mean like going to bed at 2am with a 10 and waking up at 10am with a 2???🤔
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Thus the term, "Coyote ugly" when you wake up with a partner so undesirable that you would rather chew your arm off than pull it out from under them. ::)
You mean like going to bed at 2am with a 10 and waking up at 10am with a 2???🤔
That is correct sir! Beer-goggles!
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Thus the term, "Coyote ugly" when you wake up with a partner so undesirable that you would rather chew your arm off than pull it out from under them. ::)
You mean like going to bed at 2am with a 10 and waking up at 10am with a 2???🤔
Or - went home with Meryl Streep and woke up with Merle Haqggard.
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Yeah, that would be scary both ways... :o
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Can't remember which comedian it was that once said he never went to bed with
a 10 but he did have a great time with five 2's.
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Lololol 😆
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I literary do not remember a time that I have experienced what you all speak of....
Not bragging... nor denying .... just don't remember it. ::) ;D :P
Can't remember which comedian it was that once said he never went to bed with
a 10 but he did have a great time with five 2's.
Sure sounds like Rodney Dangerfield!
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We got a new pizza joint in town. They put one of those portable trailer signs out front.
It reads...
"Skinny people are easy to kidnap. Eat more pizza".
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We got a new pizza joint in town. They put one of those portable trailer signs out front.
It reads...
"Skinny people are easy to kidnap. Eat more pizza".
;) I hope the pizza is worth the calories ;D
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:D
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We got a new pizza joint in town. They put one of those portable trailer signs out front.
It reads...
"Skinny people are easy to kidnap. Eat more pizza".
;) I hope the pizza is worth the calories ;D
Not so much. Betty Lou and I weren't impressed.
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Yes.....my age is showing. lol
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This has been fact checked and found to be 100% TRUE!!!
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Good one Lizzie.
I remember that song.
:)
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Good one Lizzie.
I remember that song.
:)
Absolutely "Talkin bout my generation" ;D ;D
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Good one Lizzie.
I remember that song.
:)
Absolutely "Talkin bout my generation" ;D ;D
"...hope I die before I get old."
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David, you are wrong!
Once you get to a point where folks think you are "OLD", you can get away with all kinds of '$+!#".
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David, you are wrong!
Once you get to a point where folks think you are "OLD", you can get away with all kinds of '$+!#".
Easy there Mike! It was just a song lyric. 🤣
"Talkin about my g-g-g-generation."
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Just messing with you, David.
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P p people try to p p put us down...
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You all do know these song quotes are from the wrong song Lizzie's meme was... right?
"you must have a membership card to come inside."
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You all do know these song quotes are from the wrong song Lizzie's meme was... right?
"you must have a membership card to come inside."
Don't care. If you can recognize them,.........YOUR IN! ::)
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Sorry, just walked into home and logged on.... still in "Corrective Boss Mode"
Gimme 1/2 hour and I'll unwind. ;)
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Sorry, just walked into home and logged on.... still in "Corrective Boss Mode"
Gimme 1/2 hour and I'll unwind. ;)
Nurse a nice glass of Jack Green on the rocks. Then It will all make more sense to you ;) ;D ;D ;D
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;) Gettin close.
Brother Jim has now reminded me there was another song about "tuckin your hair under your hat"... ;)
https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?topic=60295.new#new (https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?topic=60295.new#new)
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;) Gettin close.
Brother Jim has now reminded me there was another song about "tuckin your hair under your hat"... ;)
https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?topic=60295.new#new (https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?topic=60295.new#new)
I would need a big hat. My hair has been belt log for at least 20 years. :o Pulled straight back and 5 ties. You would never know from a straight on front view. Hey,...at almost 60,.... at least I have hair!
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I used to be able to reach behind my back and grab a handful of "locks" but then I joined the military.
Been sportin a flat-top every since, some 40 years now..... Sometimes I get the urge to to let it grow long again but once it touches my ears and neck I go nutz!!!!
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OHH CRAPSY
I am OLD!
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Old! My youngest of 4 kids just turned 40 yesterday. Now that's old!
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You all do know these song quotes are from the wrong song Lizzie's meme was... right?
"you must have a membership card to come inside."
No problem. This has been fun to watch! 😆
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Old! My youngest of 4 kids just turned 40 yesterday. Now that's old!
Knocking on you doorstep Brother.
My daughters are 38, 37, 36, and the baby is 35... & 7 Grands.
"8" if you count a Pup.
;)
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One of my grandkids is a 2nd year at the University of San Bernardino and his sister just turned 18. 😲
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Son from my first marriage just turned 48 in March of this year. My two stepsons ar 25 and 29 this July. I have 3 grandkids and a great-granddaughter now that takes some milage
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Just messing with you, David.
I know.... ;)
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You know who you are... ::)
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???
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Lol...."the girls all get prettier at closin' time"....
H/t to Mickey Gilley.
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Not all of them!
😆. Probably depends on one's blood alcohol level.
Depends on the light level too. When with a pretty gf I'd make sure to turn the lights off then say hey you're looking better already! I was swatted more than once after saying that but they laughed. :)
Scott nice pic on the beach man pretty place there!
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Lol. Great one!
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It’s my lucky day, I just found 2 pieces of plywood in this old barn.
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It’s my lucky day, I just found 2 pieces of plywood in this old barn.
Did you look under that old car? There may be more goodies.
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TRUTH!!
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TRUTH!!
Funny but sadly true. 😂
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;D
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HAHAHAH :D
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;D ;D
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More
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Enjoyed and shared...
;)
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Charlton Heston ;)
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Classic!
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Haha :D
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Heh Heh Heh..
I know
I know!
It is my second favorite term... next to the guy who tucks socks!
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Heh Heh Heh..
I know
I know!
It is my second favorite term... next to the guy who tucks socks!
You just made Heineken come out my nose!
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Heh Heh Heh..
I know
I know!
It is my second favorite term... next to the guy who tucks socks!
You reminded me of this old SNL skit with Richard Prior at the end when she told him what his mother did in hel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8dKnFU5LUE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8dKnFU5LUE)
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I LOVED the old SNL! Started watching them not long after they first aired....in 1976 or '77.
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Workers wanted ad.....
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GOOD one! :D
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What about this
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And this for our AF friends
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And this for our AF friends
You know what?
'F4-U"
;)
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And this for our AF friends
You know what?
'F4-U"
;)
I can get behind a 'flying brick' but not when they light the AB's!
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And this for our AF friends
You know what?
'F4-U"
;)
Scott
I saw those F4 Fantoms in action as an Infantry grunt in Viet Nam.
They would come in at tree top level, unload their ordinance and were gone before you could hear them or know they were there.
Best Wishes - Tom
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And this for our AF friends
Incorrect. This is an Air Force cone: ;D
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And this for our AF friends
Incorrect. This is an Air Force cone: ;D
;D
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God love 'ya David and Tom... only a select few have been privileged enough to see my "Lady" in action.
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God love 'ya David and Tom... only a select few have been privileged enough to see my "Lady" in action.
Indeed, I hot braked a few in Desert Storm and dug one out of the sand in the gulf but didn't wrench on any. My Queen was the Intruder, the medium attack bomber from Catch 22 and Flight of the Intruder. No bricks involved..... 8)
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^respect^
Where were you at in Desert Storm?
I was at Beni Suef, Egypt.
*Edit*
I just remembered Popeye... you were Navy, like my Mom and Father... you were probably on a Carrier in the gulf.
KittyHawk?
A-6 "SAM Bait" rocks!
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^respect^
Where were you at in Desert Storm?
I was at Beni Suef, Egypt.
*Edit*
I just remembered Popeye... you were Navy, like my Mom and Father... you were probably on a Carrier in the gulf.
KittyHawk?
A-6 "SAM Bait" rocks!
VA-42 was a RAG squad, we were not assigned to any carriers but visited them to train pilots and BN's. Some of us went TAD to the gulf to pick up planes and bring them back to the states for the TSA to determine cause of the crash. Marines got our help with reclamation since they are a department of the NAVY and dont have their own 'scavengers'.
There is a more to the DS saga but online is not the forum to share my story.
SAM bait, fo-sho! ;) Slow and low.... ::)
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For all you DADs out there:
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A couple
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^respect^
Where were you at in Desert Storm?
I was at Beni Suef, Egypt.
*Edit*
I just remembered Popeye... you were Navy, like my Mom and Father... you were probably on a Carrier in the gulf.
KittyHawk?
A-6 "SAM Bait" rocks!
And the trash talk starts! LOL
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OK.. I will pick on myself first and ease into the others later. ;)
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I cooked a hotdogs from the mess in the exhaust of a Tomcat. Tasted like JP5. :P
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OK.. I will pick on myself first and ease into the others later. ;)
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The one about someone with a HS diploma fixing a collage degree screwup is completely right! You wouldn't believe how many engin eers I had to train during my time working in Aerospace materials. We'd always get some hot shot new grad eigineer come in thinking he or she knew all that was needed to be known. LOL It usually took about 6 months to a year to get them to realize they weren't GODS gift to eigineering.
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Thanks to another thread here... my favorite female comedian came to mind.
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Love that last pic Scott! I think my favorite one would be Carol Burnett.
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Had to happen...
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Karen.....meet Karen...
😆
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;D
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Maybe this one has been done already.
But just incase, here it is.
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^+1
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The clock part is true. I have students between 16 and 23 years old and they can't read the analog clock in the classroom.
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AWESOME.
20 years ago I asked my daughter #4 what time it was.
"I can't read that clock"
I was baffled.
She proceeded to explain "there is no numbers... Only letters."
I,V,X 'es... ;)
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I suppose if I told one of the young people of today that "I have your 6", it would be a mystery they could not solve.
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AND.....give them a standard shift automobile for when they drive.
:D
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Maybe this one has been done already.
But just incase, here it is.
Funny coincidence, but my 7 year old granddaughter is teaching herself to read and write cursive. She thinks it is cool.
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I suppose if I told one of the young people of today that "I have your 6", it would be a mystery they could not solve.
Not with all of the video games they play.
AND.....give them a standard shift automobile for when they drive.
:D
I taught my oldest daughter how to drive in my old 68 Chevy c-20 PU with 3 on the tree. Son still has that old truck.
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'Nuff said!!!
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LOL- good one! :D
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Bwa-ha-ha!!,,
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Betty Lou.. "What are you doing?"
Me.. "Watching these 2 flies. This one is a male and that one over there is female".
Betty Lou.. "Now how would you know that?"
Me.."Because this one is sitting on my beer and that one is sitting on the phone".
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"Classic"
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"Classic"
Another word for 'old'. Yeah, I know. It still gets her goat though... ;)
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So, are you saying she has a classic chassis?😲🤔🤪
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I'm not but I'll let her know you did..... lol
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Considering how far away you are go right ahead. LoL
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This -
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Good one
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Me
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And now, for a little more dark humor (what can I say? It's a nurse thing! :D )
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Dark humor is excellent. ;D
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A little military humor from days gone by.
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Here's one for all us dog lovers on this rainy day.
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Yepper
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Climb It Change
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Good one.
;D
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Another Facebook find
If you have never seen Talladega Nights, you may not get this one. It is taken from the only scene in that movie that I thought made it worth sitting through. 😄
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;D
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TRUTH!!
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HAHAHAHA!
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mobilehomer, man, that's baaaaad.
;D
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I got a good chuckle out of that Ken thanks. :P
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Another TRUTH!!!
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HAHA! GOOD one!
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Ahhh
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LOL. LOVE that! :D
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Another TRUTH!!!
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This one's for Bill
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This one's for Bill
Haha! Nice.
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You're welcome
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(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=368757;image)
SAVED AND SHARED!!!!
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Safety First
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Safety.... second?
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Oh, forget it!
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Don't tempt me
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Yeah Ken!!
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This one's for Bill
Ha.... that would never happen to me. I don't strap them down and drive really fast to get there before they fall out.
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You know you have it bad when you see a meme like this and immediately think "transfer port"
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Haha 😆
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A meme made for me
Lol 😆
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Your day could be worse . . . .
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Interesting
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Get over it. This is funny.
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;D
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Haha! Good one! :D
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Bears are such interesting people, but make lousy neighbors!
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Never mind...
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old age
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!
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AF
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One of my life philosophies
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One of my life philosophies
Words to live by! 🤣
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Haha...GREAT one! :D
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Well, then
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*****
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😆
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👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Haha 😆
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Makes sense to me!
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Makes sense to me!
Yep... makes cents to me two... ;)
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Some unknown band before they became big.
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Yes, Liz. The wisdom of ages. ;) ;)
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Especially if it's not yet emptied... ;)
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It's humor, Mike...
H U M O R
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Liz, a lot you know!
Bill, that had never occurred to me about 'empty or not'.
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Even better if it hits the floor in front of the TV.
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;D
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;D
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↑ Because women have to take their bras off for the guys since the guys can't figure out how to take them off. :D
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↑ Because women have to take their bras off for the guys since the guys can't figure out how to take them off. :D
That's not entirely accurate. I was very proficient at the one-handed release technique. I was very good at helping the ladies to get comfortable ;D ;D ;D
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;D
That one, m'dear, is deserving of a big eyeroll!
Lol 😆
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↑ Because women have to take their bras off for the guys since the guys can't figure out how to take them off. :D
That's not entirely accurate. I was very proficient at the one-handed release technique. I was very good at helping the ladies to get comfortable ;D ;D ;D
I use to really wet my wife off when I would do that to her when we were out and about.😎😎🤣
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;) Lizzie I never claimed to be an angel in my younger years. ROFLMBO ;D ;D ;D
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Yes, I am a Cowboys fan
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The bra hitting the floor reminds me of the Bud Light commercial of a few years ago...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LwSb4cCAnw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LwSb4cCAnw)
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😂😂😂👍
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😆
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The bra hitting the floor reminds me of the Bud Light commercial of a few years ago...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LwSb4cCAnw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LwSb4cCAnw)
Hilarious! I had never seen that! 😆
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Yes, I am a Cowboys fan
Ken,
Hoosier Momma was on the final cutting list to be a "Cow Girl" in 1982... but then she found out she had a "Bun in the Oven", ;)
She still is a Cowboy fan to this day.
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Speaking of which.... I can not keep from thinking of Lizie's meme...
Ummm Brazer hitting the floor.
Throw in some high heels kicked off...
SHOW STOPPER!
(https://memegenerator.net/img/images/300x300/10824285/panties-girl.jpg)
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Here's another https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBYLG5ZlBW0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBYLG5ZlBW0)
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O U C H !
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Boy ain't right.
;D ;) ;D
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:o
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LOL :D
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I LOVE Tyler Perry's Madea character!
Lol
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:o
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Ha ha ha, yeah, I fell for the click bait.
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That was bad... ;D
But it worked... ::)
;)
Jesse
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:-X :P :P :P ;D
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I LOVE Tyler Perry's Madea character!
Lol
Amen! Eddy Murphy as Rasputia also. How YOU durin! He was hilarious playing all the Clumps too.
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Ya got me Ken...
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I even turned on the computer speakers!
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:D
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Dame Angela Brigid Lansbury DBE will be 96 years old in two months.
Not a golem yet!
Hunter
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And John Henry "Doc" Holliday's birthday is tomorrow (August 14). However he is dead at this time. He was 36 years old when he died in 1887 of 'Consumption' or Tuberculosis.
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What you hear after kicking a pirates in the "jewels" :D >:(
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BWA-HA-HAAA!!!!
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;D
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:D
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Not me, I'm going to leave beers.🥳
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A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Magic beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof —and plummets 15 stories to the ground.
The bartender shakes his head. “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
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A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology.
“You keep out of this!” she yells. “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
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HAHAHA HAH 😆
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A Blonde was in a row boat in the middle of a field with one oar trying to paddle across.
Another blonde on the edge of the field yells "Your so stupid"!
Blonde in the boat. "Why? What am I doing wrong"?
Blonde on the edge of the field. "You need to use 2 oars and if I could swim I'd come show you".
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;D
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LOLOLOLOL 😆
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Not a meme, but still funny!
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(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmemesboy.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F04%2FWhen-You-Already-Started-Squirrel-Meme.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
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Haha! I did that just today! :D
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Not a meme, but still funny!
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:D
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lol..... seen that coming... :o
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:o
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(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmamasgeeky.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F03%2Fcoronavirus-meme-4.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
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8)
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Spot got tutored.
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Teutered......
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(https://pics.me.me/so-you-can-hit-a-golf-ball-300-yards-ican-13665928.png)
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The original.
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Lizzie, for you
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:P
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:P
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;D
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:o
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:o
No, but you may still need the booster! :o
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;)
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Not a meme, but just had to share. When filming a fight in the Blade Runner sequel Harrison Ford accidentally punched Ryan Gosling in the face for real. I may be wrong for it but from the look on Harrison's face I feel more sorry for him than for Ryan Gosling. I can hear the director "Cut! Ok one more time...."
(https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a24bg3w_700bwp.webp)
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8)
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"where are you?"
NICE!
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;D
https://youtu.be/7KfjosMRnT8
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;D
https://youtu.be/7KfjosMRnT8
So I am not THAT old but do I see two of the Munsters one as a main character and one as a supporting character?
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A couple
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(http://img2.reactor.cc/pics/comment/%D0%9E%D0%BB%D0%B5%D0%BD%D1%8C-%D0%B1%D0%B5%D0%B7-%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B2%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%B0-4145257.jpeg)
(https://i.imgur.com/5csMr4R.jpeg)
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IT'S ALL
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(https://loginportal.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Besieged+crane_205abf_8802697.jpg)
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;D
https://youtu.be/7KfjosMRnT8
So I am not THAT old but do I see two of the Munsters one as a main character and one as a supporting character?
Hermon!!
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;D
https://youtu.be/7KfjosMRnT8 (https://youtu.be/7KfjosMRnT8)
So I am not THAT old but do I see two of the Munsters one as a main character and one as a supporting character?
I am only twice your age + 2. I was in high school when that show was on. You did not see the re-runs ?? ;D
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Just the munsters.
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🧐
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🥺
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:o
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I work in two plants and have certain "wallpaper" on each computer.
Butler Plant is this...
(http://www.gamesdash.com/limg/1/519/free-cat.jpg)
And this one in Kendallville.
(https://mikeefinbrown.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/get-well.jpg)
Apparently this is going viral.
I want to carry cardboard, black spraypaint, coat hangers, Party Favors, Balloons, a can of helium, with a ball of string in my truck and allow 15 minutes extra on my way to work. ;)
(http://jmanx.com/vault/2016/06/4162777_7b69b560d6951961c34e36e3abc12d25-1.jpg)
(https://www.riverdavesplace.com/forums/attachments/a18b3e7683ac2a169de4765e54f2fdf0-1-jpg.902362/)
(https://pics.me.me/get-well-soon-meirl-59828469.png)
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HAHAHAHAH! hilarious!
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Visitors to my office do a "Double take".
;)
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Been viral for years now. Cracked me up the first time I saw it too. I've seen versions as well saying free lap cat does not bite. Good stuff.
One time a cat was run over right by the whataburger drivethru so I told them I want a whatakitty with cheese all the way and the clerk got a good laugh out of that.
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👍
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:'(
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Yep, I've had a teacher put mercurochrome on my wounds, then back to spelling.
Hunter
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Not a meme, but years ago (probably around 15-20 years ago), I was driving to a patient's home, and saw a dead armadillo in the middle of the road (nothing unusual here).
Someone had propped a beer bottle in it's hands to make it look like it was drinking the beer.
This was before I had EVER seen any pics of this, and it was hilarious!
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This is true! :D
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;) ;D That's very true once you get away from the metro areas ;D ;D
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I know it's juvenile, but ain't we all?
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After the lockdown and quarantine!!
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Not sure if memes, but...
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After the lockdown and quarantine!!
Oh man super funny
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;D
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An old one for those that were on AGN:
You 👉🐻 too much
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An old one for those that were on AGN:
You 👉🐻 too much
;D
(LOVE my Alpha 6)
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It must be getting pretty bad.
I drove past a restaurant today and the sign out front read;
"Long Hair Freaky People Please Apply"
I will try to remember to get a pic Monday.
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It must be getting pretty bad.
I drove past a restaurant today and the sign out front read;
"Long Hair Freaky People Please Apply"
I will try to remember to get a pic Monday.
LOL- good one! Very creative on the part of the business owners! :D
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It must be getting pretty bad.
I drove past a restaurant today and the sign out front read;
"Long Hair Freaky People Please Apply"
I will try to remember to get a pic Monday.
Haha
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Jeeeeezzz....cant remember if I posted this one before!
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Hee Hee Hee LOL
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It must be getting pretty bad.
I drove past a restaurant today and the sign out front read;
"Long Hair Freaky People Please Apply"
I will try to remember to get a pic Monday.
That certainly applies to me -- I won't sit in a barber chair with an UN-masked person behind me.
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;D
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That certainly applies to me -- I won't sit in a barber chair with..
*SNIP*
And here is the kiss of death to another fine thread. ::)
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That certainly applies to me -- I won't sit in a barber chair with..
*SNIP*
And here is the kiss of death to another fine thread. ::)
Nope....just going to ignore it. If others jump on that bandwagon, there will be edits and deletions. This is a HUMOR thread.
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That certainly applies to me -- I won't sit in a barber chair with..
*SNIP*
And here is the kiss of death to another fine thread. ::)
Haha.
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;D
That DNA everyone is not your brother one had me laughing
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:o
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Ha
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squirrel hitting car
Ha
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8)
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Hey, don't mess with Bob Ross!
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That certainly applies to me -- I won't sit in a barber chair with..
*SNIP*
And here is the kiss of death to another fine thread. ::)
Nope....just going to ignore it. If others jump on that bandwagon, there will be edits and deletions. This is a HUMOR thread.
I thought the sign was amusing and rather clever, but I guess some people missed the joke. ::)
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That certainly applies to me -- I won't sit in a barber chair with..
*SNIP*
And here is the kiss of death to another fine thread. ::)
Nope....just going to ignore it. If others jump on that bandwagon, there will be edits and deletions. This is a HUMOR thread.
I thought the sign was amusing and rather clever, but I guess some people missed the joke. ::)
Oh no! The JOKE was GREAT!
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Oh for a return to simpler times.... 😆
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I'm in!
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;) Count me in for cocktails at Billy Bob's Ft Worth ;D ;D
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Haha LOL!
The way things have been lately, I think I could handle 5 or 6 margaritas and be good! :D
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AGREED!
(https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2016/01/27/when-youre-drinking-a-giant-margarita-while-wearing-a-sombrero-1453935655.jpg)
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LOL! :D
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;D
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:-*
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(https://i.imgflip.com/4tg8f1.jpg)
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Hoosier Daddy, they would be the only store to be inconvenient.
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AGREED!
(https://d.justpo.st/media/images/2016/01/27/when-youre-drinking-a-giant-margarita-while-wearing-a-sombrero-1453935655.jpg)
After the day I had dealing with my siblings, make mine a double!
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8)
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8)
On the other hand.... at least 2 women couldn't keep 2 of the richest men in the world happy.
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Bill you definitely got that perspective 100% correct ;D ;D
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I heard that at least one of them opted for a cheap Chinese knock-off.
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They made those women ecstatic with the truckloads of money they got out of those nerds!
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:o
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They made those women ecstatic with the truckloads of money they got out of those nerds!
It's one of the big differences between old money and new money. Old money wants a little "strange" it gets overlooked both ways for the most part because it is expected and accepted. New money splits itself up into smaller chunks.
On another note, you ever wonder if any of Gates' and Bezos' school bullies are still alive or if they disappeared under mysterious circumstances? Ut oh. Am I now on a list in their databases for asking that...
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Not a "meme"... So I guess you avoided the radar.
:o :P ::)
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;D
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(https://i.imgur.com/rveIhSJ.jpg)
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LOL
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(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fbemorepanda.com%2Ffiles%2F2020-09-17%2Fimages%2F949846.jpeg&f=1&nofb=1)
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;D
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Haha lol 😆
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:D
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;D ;D ;D
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:o
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😳
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8)
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;D
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:D
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:D
Fine
What ever
I dont care
What ever YOU want to do
I find it funny
LOL
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..... and in some cases just a simple "Good Morning" will do.
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Before the Happening, I knew I was in deep dodo when I heard the "Fine" word and then silence ;D ;D
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You mean like this?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wanGigYxLSY/SKCuyOFa-sI/AAAAAAAAAl0/5cULydhK8K0/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/Biker+for+sale.bmp)
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You mean like this?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wanGigYxLSY/SKCuyOFa-sI/AAAAAAAAAl0/5cULydhK8K0/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/Biker+for+sale.bmp)
;) ;D ;D Zactly
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Before the Happening, I knew I was in deep dodo when I heard the "Fine" word and then silence ;D ;D
Yep, the word FINE is the most dangerous term in a wifes vocabulary.😳😳😳
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:o
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😂😂👍
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Here is an oldie I found on a flash drive...
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😲
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Haha lol 😆
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Aw, précieux bébé!
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;D
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:o
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I saved that one Ken thanks!
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Good one! :D
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:o
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Ken, it might be fun to stand around and watch to see what happens! :o :o
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Ken, it might be fun to stand around and watch to see what happens! :o :o
Not if that's a Walmart. I've seen some scary stuff. :o :-\
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:D
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:o
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Ken, it might be fun to stand around and watch to see what happens! :o :o
Not if that's a Walmart. I've seen some scary stuff. :o :-\
Wall Martians!!!!
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Ken, it might be fun to stand around and watch to see what happens! :o :o
Not if that's a Walmart. I've seen some scary stuff. :o :-\
Wall Martians!!!!
(https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/48/725/9725048.jpeg)
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"Honey I'd help push the cart for you but I'm holding the cottage cheese to make sure no one swipes it."
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"Honey I'd help push the cart for you but I'm holding the cottage cheese to make sure no one swipes it."
🤐
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:o
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More than one way to skin a cat...or is there?
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>:(
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;D
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;D
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I never understood why someone would stand within range of one of those things.
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Our edumication system
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Johnny
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I never understood why someone would stand within range of one of those things.
More impressive is that they can swivel that head around 180 degrees, grab your head and dismount you... painfully.
The ones in Nahrawan have neck straps that keep them from swiveling their heads around. New Guy's would jump on the unsaddled and unbridled beasts and would get a good scare from them when they would chomp on their heads.
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I never understood why someone would stand within range of one of those things.
Because they are the poster child for the "Duhhh" campaign?
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???
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQ77frHX0AEN4ge.jpg)
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:o
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Lol! 😆
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;D
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:o
Don't laugh too hard, this'll be you before long!!
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:o
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:o
Don't laugh too hard, this'll be you before long!!
In the store one day, in the produce department a lady greeted another lady. She said "I haven’t seen you for a while, how are you?" The second lady said, “I just got back from Hawaii”. The first said, Iowa? The second responded "fine how are you?"
I had to go in the backroom and laugh.
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:o
Don't laugh too hard, this'll be you before long!!
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2F000%2F249%2F618%2Fd36.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
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Okay.....so it isn't a meme....It's a Tee shirt, and I NEED this!
:D
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Amen! hehehe
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;D
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Haha! I LIKE that!
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Here ya go..
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Hah! I think I just spewed soda on the computer screen!
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Okay.....so it isn't a meme....It's a Tee shirt, and I NEED this!
:D
That should be a registered GTA shirt.... :o :-X
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Liz, that t-shirt reminded me of an old song from the early 70s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GXSHRJYxTQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GXSHRJYxTQ) Check out the dialog at about 1:57 mark.
But this thread is about t-shirts. So back back to the shirts.
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Not exactly a meme. This is actually a real weatherman in Lafayette, Louisiana. His was the most accurate weather prognosticator in the days gone by.
Temperatures on the left and the Cajun expression describing that temperature on the right. Some actually translate into English accurately. Others are colloquial expressions.
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;D
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Not a meme, but I thought it funny!
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Lizzie,
That literally reminded me of my Grand-mother.
Hoosier Momma and her were both readers.... I remember Rhonda's shock when we were first married and she learned about my innocent Grand-ma when they traded some paperbacks.
"Ethyl likes "smutty" books!!"
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Lizzie,
That literally reminded me of my Grand-mother.
Hoosier Momma and her were both readers.... I remember Rhonda's shock when we were first married and she learned about my innocent Grand-ma when they traded some paperbacks.
"Ethyl likes "smutty" books!!"
LOL
That reminded me of when I was a kid, and mom and her sister used to read some sort of magazine that wasn't what I'd call "smut", but for the day, it was probably considered a bit "edgy". :D
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:o
(https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/241959556_10166341639425151_4419166710546110112_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=pzekhfING88AX91tDoT&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-2.xx&oh=e49e4a44748491324fb6544e4e1259d8&oe=616521A2)
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That's gotta be frustrating, the T.P. is right there but arms are too short to make use of it!
L.O.L.
Hunter
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;D
Yep, everyday around here. When you have to haul all of your water you're not going to waste it on flushing yellow and the heck with letting it mellow. I stains the heck out of the toilet
🤐😂
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Comic
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:D
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;D
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Finally decided to contribute to this thread
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...
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Been there and done that and it ended poorly. ;D ;D
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LOL :D
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10-4 on that, Softtail.
:)
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;D
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;D ;D ;D
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:o
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...
That may be how I got to Lower Alabama.
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That may be how I got to Lower Alabama.
...or a weekend in Puerto Vallarta with a woman twice my age (I was 19). Glad I came back home alive!
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That may be how I got to Lower Alabama.
...or a weekend in Puerto Vallarta with a woman twice my age (I was 19). Glad I came back home alive!
Those cougars will eat you alive!
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Both kinds!!! 😱😬
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That may be how I got to Lower Alabama.
...or a weekend in Puerto Vallarta with a woman twice my age (I was 19). Glad I came back home alive!
Those cougars will eat you alive!
Indeed! She was the CEO of a large advertising company and personally dropped off a check every month to pay for ads her clients paid them to write/craft/do art for etc.
This check was in the 6 digit range and she teased me about getting it to billing and not running off with it.
I came back to the security desk and told her it would be better if I ran off with her since this was just a monthly check!
This was Thanksgiving weekend, 5pm on Wednesday night, I was on shift till 11. She teased back that she might just do that at 11!
Knowing that she was just teasing, I told her that if she showed up when I was getting off of work, she could run off with me.
She showed up at 11 in a Lincoln town car and the rest is my private story. ;D
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This has probably happened.
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Indeed! She was the CEO of a large advertising company and personally dropped off a check every month to pay for ads her clients paid them to write/craft/do art for etc.
This check was in the 6 digit range and she teased me about getting it to billing and not running off with it.
I came back to the security desk and told her it would be better if I ran off with her since this was just a monthly check!
This was Thanksgiving weekend, 5pm on Wednesday night, I was on shift till 11. She teased back that she might just do that at 11!
Knowing that she was just teasing, I told her that if she showed up when I was getting off of work, she could run off with me.
She showed up at 11 in a Lincoln town car and the rest is my private story. ;D
And a VERY COOL story!
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Indeed! She was the CEO of a large advertising company and personally dropped off a check every month to pay for ads her clients paid them to write/craft/do art for etc.
This check was in the 6 digit range and she teased me about getting it to billing and not running off with it.
I came back to the security desk and told her it would be better if I ran off with her since this was just a monthly check!
This was Thanksgiving weekend, 5pm on Wednesday night, I was on shift till 11. She teased back that she might just do that at 11!
Knowing that she was just teasing, I told her that if she showed up when I was getting off of work, she could run off with me.
She showed up at 11 in a Lincoln town car and the rest is my private story. ;D
And a VERY COOL story!
A little bit of Garth Brooks "That Summer". ;)
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And another...
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Indeed! She was the CEO of a large advertising company and personally dropped off a check every month to pay for ads her clients paid them to write/craft/do art for etc.
This check was in the 6 digit range and she teased me about getting it to billing and not running off with it.
I came back to the security desk and told her it would be better if I ran off with her since this was just a monthly check!
This was Thanksgiving weekend, 5pm on Wednesday night, I was on shift till 11. She teased back that she might just do that at 11!
Knowing that she was just teasing, I told her that if she showed up when I was getting off of work, she could run off with me.
She showed up at 11 in a Lincoln town car and the rest is my private story. ;D
And a VERY COOL story!
A little bit of Garth Brooks "That Summer". ;)
FUN! Everyone should have such a story! Lol :D
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Amen, bro Jerry! Lol
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Nature seems to have eliminated the idiot squirrels before I got there.
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Everyone loves a good blonde joke, right? :D
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Everyone loves a good blonde joke, right? :D
Dang, it took me a few minutes to get that one but then again I'm blond. At least I use be.🤐
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LOL! :D
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Ex wife used to get mad when I told blonde jokes. I never understood because she was a bleach blonde.
She would always say.. "That joke is not funny".
I would reply.. "Maybe not but your reaction sure is".
I suppose I never will understand redheads.
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Ex wife used to get mad when I told blonde jokes. I never understood because she was a bleach blonde.
She would always say.. "That joke is not funny".
I would reply.. "Maybe not but your reaction sure is".
I suppose I never will understand redheads.
Blonde is not a hair color, it is a state of mind!
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Hoosier Momma is blonde and the smartest woman I know.
Needless to say, she does not see the humor.
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Hoosier Momma is blonde and the smartest woman I know.
Needless to say, she does not see the humor.
True story - I was on a senior field trip with my daughter. I told the class a blonde joke. The BLONDE VALEDICTORIAN missed the point. I told her that blonde is not a hair color, it's a state of mind. Her response - my hair's not blonde, it's golden! WITH the hair flip!! The WHOLE bus laughed!!
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My formerly blonde wife with far more degrees than I have was actually quite tolerant of blonde jokes that weren't too off color. Of course, that was an easy line to cross and sometimes I just couldn't resist.
:)
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Any and all political content, whether written or implied will be removed without warning. If the member, or members posting such persists, further actions may be taken.
Read the rules folks.
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Who’s being or implying anything political? ::)
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I removed it.
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I'll be Bach....
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Hoosier Momma is blonde and the smartest woman I know.
Needless to say, she does not see the humor.
Ummmmm.....it's funny.
I am blonde and am the smartest woman my hubs knew, and it's funny. We need to learn to laugh at ourselves.
I have had a good many actual "blonde moments", and in spite of being dumb, they were funny as he**.
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Let's see if this works....
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Haha! Cute!
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Hoosier Momma is blonde and the smartest woman I know.
Needless to say, she does not see the humor.
True story - I was on a senior field trip with my daughter. I told the class a blonde joke. The BLONDE VALEDICTORIAN missed the point. I told her that blonde is not a hair color, it's a state of mind. Her response - my hair's not blonde, it's golden! WITH the hair flip!! The WHOLE bus laughed!!
I'm surprised one of the kids didn't tell her "Yah because you like golden showers!".
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Let's see if this works....
Ok, self reported blonde moment.... I swear I thought that was a kitten when I looked at it and it magically transformed into an owl.
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For Lizzie
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Haha FUNNY! :D
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EEOOUU!
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Here you go...
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This one gives me a chuckle..
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Truth!
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Truth!
Zactly! And where did all that mud come from all over my truck?
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;D :o
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Some Burma shave signs that I see Everytime I go to the transfer station aka the dump.
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Some more
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Here you go...
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=374624;image)
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.gifer.com%2Forigin%2Fee%2Fee9f07119b20f1d4068626757dbc9659_w200.gif&f=1&nofb=1)
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>>>>>>>>>>> ;D
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Haha! Literally lol'd
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TRUTH
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Personally, the hangover is preferable
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Imagine waking up at my age WITH a hangover! UUGGGGG!
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Personally, the hangover is preferable
You are correct!.... At least it goes away!
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Frank had it right...
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One more from the "Rat Pack"...
(https://i.imgflip.com/1kl7x3.jpg)
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;D ;D zactly at least the hangover goes away the getting old is a one-way trip and a long conversation with St Peter trying to explain away the dumb stuff we did when younger and thinking we were immortal. LOL
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Pickling is great for preservation.
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Pickling is great for preservation.
That's how I've always looked at it.
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8)
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The Buggles
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The first video Mtv ever played.
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The first video Mtv ever played.
Remember the good 'ol days when they used to show music videos?
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The first video Mtv ever played.
Remember the good 'ol days when they used to show music videos?
I miss headbangers ball.
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;D
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Hah! GOOD one! :D
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LOL
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That's a good one! She better keep an eye on that mutt.
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Lol! It probably happens more often than we realize!
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The first video Mtv ever played.
Remember the good 'ol days when they used to show music videos?
I go on YT and look for 80"s MTV videos!
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The first video Mtv ever played.
Remember the good 'ol days when they used to show music videos?
I miss headbangers ball.
And the Friday night concerts.
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Lol! It probably happens more often than we realize!
When my wife goes to see the kids or grandkids without me and I stay home with the dogs they act depressed, barely eating for about a week, last year when I went on two motorcycle trips without her she said they did the same thing. So I guess they love us the same. LOL When I was working my secular job 40+ hours a week they were less attached to me but did get excited when they heard my motorcycle coming home. My wife told me even though there a lot's of motorcycles they know mine from a couple miles away before she can her them at all. I saw the same thing last year when my grandson was staying with us and had a motorcycle they knew his cycles sound. They hear and identify USPS, UPS, and FedEx about 1/4 mile away too. But as well as they do hear they both can act deaf at times, LOL!
Now back on topic.
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Now back on topic.
Is that a " McRabbit"?
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LOL
That dog reminds me of the lead dog in the movie snow dogs.😄
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Lol! It probably happens more often than we realize!
When my wife goes to see the kids or grandkids without me and I stay home with the dogs they act depressed, barely eating for about a week, last year when I went on two motorcycle trips without her she said they did the same thing. So I guess they love us the same. LOL When I was working my secular job 40+ hours a week they were less attached to me but did get excited when they heard my motorcycle coming home. My wife told me even though there a lot's of motorcycles they know mine from a couple miles away before she can her them at all. I saw the same thing last year when my grandson was staying with us and had a motorcycle they knew his cycles sound. They hear and identify USPS, UPS, and FedEx about 1/4 mile away too. But as well as they do hear they both can act deaf at times, LOL!
Now back on topic.
My cat would act the same immediately when I left. I set my camera in the house once and walked out the door standing there for minute hearing him singing his woe is me I'm undone song. Funny video I have to watch all these years later after he passed. Now I'm the one missing him! :P
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Lol! It probably happens more often than we realize!
When my wife goes to see the kids or grandkids without me and I stay home with the dogs they act depressed, barely eating for about a week, last year when I went on two motorcycle trips without her she said they did the same thing. So I guess they love us the same. LOL When I was working my secular job 40+ hours a week they were less attached to me but did get excited when they heard my motorcycle coming home. My wife told me even though there a lot's of motorcycles they know mine from a couple miles away before she can her them at all. I saw the same thing last year when my grandson was staying with us and had a motorcycle they knew his cycles sound. They hear and identify USPS, UPS, and FedEx about 1/4 mile away too. But as well as they do hear they both can act deaf at times, LOL!
Now back on topic.
My cat would act the same immediately when I left. I set my camera in the house once and walked out the door standing there for minute hearing him singing his woe is me I'm undone song. Funny video I have to watch all these years later after he passed. Now I'm the one missing him! :P
The only regular times he goes in a kennel is for Church services so he won't bark at anyone and disturb the neighbors. Wednesdays and Sundays he goes into it on time without being told to do so, he just lays down and naps until Church is over. If someone comes it the driveway late during Church he will still bark to let us know, but he won't carry on too long, shutting up when as soon as he hears they went into the Church Building. He has the Church routine down very well!
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The philosophy for the day...
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Now that's funny but sadly also very true ;D ;D
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Lol.....very true in my life! :D
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:D
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:P
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HAHAHAHA
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Good one!
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Good one!
I get it!! :D ;D
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:P This might take a little thought.
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That's why fireproof suits got so expensive in the 70's ;D ;D ;D
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But I LOVE IT!
It is very flammable from the rear!!!!
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No Brainer.
I wish I could find one.. I've always wanted to make a BBQ smoker out of one.
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:P This might take a little thought.
I had a '71 Pinto, it was given to me by a pastor that was moving and didn't have a driver to take it with them. It ran good for a couple of years with NO troubles. I would take it to work sometimes and take my '67 Chevy Pick Up sometimes. One day on the way to work I got into THICK fog and got rear ended, I am sort of glad I was in the Chevy that day. I say "sort of" because I would have preferred the Pinto get the damage, but it was defiantly better to be in the Chevy for a rear end collision.
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Good one!
I am calling "balderdash".
Zoey can see colors. "red bone"..." Black Bone"... "Green Bone"... she knows.
Unless, maybe, she associates the SHAPE of the toy with the name. ;)
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I had a Pinto that got so bad you could stick your feet out and make it go like on the "Flintstones".
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I had a Pinto that got so bad you could stick your feet out and make it go like on the "Flintstones".
I know I sold mine cheap to someone that need a car and ask me if I would sell it to them, but don't remember who.
It had a 4 speed manual, It drove good.
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I had a Pinto that got so bad you could stick your feet out and make it go like on the "Flintstones".
I had a '65 Mustang just like that back in '78.
When I drove over a puddle the water would hit the exhaust and steam over the interior. I literally could not see out the windshield.
Used my shirt sleeves to wipe off the moisture on the INSIDE to see out!
GOOD TIMES!!
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Cover the floor with loose tin and rugs. ::)
I hated that Pinto 2300 motor! Never got much of any heat unless you drove for over an hour. :o lol
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Now back on topic.
Is that a " McRabbit"?
With two pancakes on his head, that would be a short stack o' bunny.
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Cover the floor with loose tin and rugs. ::)
I hated that Pinto 2300 motor! Never got much of any heat unless you drove for over an hour. :o lol
. . . or got rear-ended! :o :( :(
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:D Stoopid!!!
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Don't you know,hats and sun glasses are fashion accessories like women's make up. 😎😂
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Reminds me of the sweater fashion/style of wearing it over the shoulders with the arms tied in front. Or, even worse, around the waist!
"I have one. But I have no idea how it is supposed to go?"
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:D Stoopid!!!
must have lost the manual....
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I saw a woman begging with a sign near the exit of a grocery store. Typical sign - Need money, car broke down, kids to feed... all the while watching something on a cellphone behind the sign. My wife wouldn't let me tell her to sell the phone if see needs money.
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Heh,heh,heh,,,,,,, ;)
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I saw a woman begging with a sign near the exit of a grocery store. Typical sign - Need money, car broke down, kids to feed... all the while watching something on a cellphone behind the sign. My wife wouldn't let me tell her to sell the phone if see needs money.
Cut her some slack, she was probably checking on her stock portfolio.
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Never could figure out why people want to wear a hat backwards, stupidest thing I've ever seen!
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Jim, the only time I wear my cap backwards is when I am mechanicing under my truck - like changing the oil/filter. Otherwise, YEP, "Stupidest thing I've ever seen!"
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Jim, the only times I wear my cap backwards is when I am riding my four wheeler or sitting behind a scope.
And I agree, "Stupidest thing I've ever seen!"
Well actually the "Stupidest thing I've ever seen!" is when a cap is worn sideways.
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Gentlemen.....this is why!
Lol
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As for the backwards hat thing...
I've worn mine backwards for a number of reasons, some of which have been mentioned. I have never worn one sideways unless it got slapped that way because someone got offended by me wearing it backwards... :o
Now what I don't get is folks that wear those visor half hat things upside down. Unless, of course, the purpose is to act as a dish to collect messages from space... who knows.
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Hmm, backwards cap. When welding, when driving the ATV's, when chainsawing (under the hard hat/faceshield/earmuffs) to keep chips from going down the back of my shirt and the same for grinding.
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How about this.......... ;D
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How about this.......... ;D
At least his hat's on right!!!
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Yeah, I don't get the whole droopy drawers look. It looks like they want to play corn hole.
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:-X
Not going there... Nope.... Musent.
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Hmm, backwards cap. When welding, when driving the ATV's, when chainsawing (under the hard hat/faceshield/earmuffs) to keep chips from going down the back of my shirt and the same for grinding.
Now that makes sense.
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Not going there... Nope.... Musent.
That's probably best. But you get my point.
Wait! How come you don't see women sporting this droopy drawers look? ;)
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Meme?
Or joke?
Maybe a Meke or a Jome
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Low slung isn't droopy drawers ;D
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One explaination
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That's good. :D
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I don't know if this one was posted here before but I like it.
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I don't know if this one was posted here before but I like it.
It was by you on reply 559 lol...
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I don't know if this one was posted here before but I like it.
It was by you on reply 559 lol...
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I don't know if this one was posted here before but I like it.
I don't know if this one was posted here before but I like it.
It was by you on reply 559 lol...
I don't know if this one was posted here before but I like it.
It was by you on reply 559 lol...
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If you haven't noticed, I do this occasionally myself.
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Actually started in the prison system and Hoosier Daddy is correct in not going there ::) ::) ::)
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My job is to paint stripes down the highway, somebody else has the job of clearing the road kill.
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Here's one for ya Dan
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Some funnys
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Robert...
THANK YOU!!!
This really hit home with me and Grand Daughter #1 some 12-13 years ago.
But then it was a jet-black cat with a "Pink Dot" on his rear-end.
I laughed until I cried!
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=375593;image)
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I don't know if this one was posted here before but I like it.
It was by you on reply 559 lol...
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmemecrunch.com%2Fmeme%2FZHNI%2Foops%2Fimage.png&f=1&nofb=1)
I didn't remember but thought I might have, I didn't want to take the time to search for it so I didn't. Sometimes proof does pop up that my brain did not fully recover from my Subarachnoid Hemorrhage. I still feel that I am doing great mostly. Of course I am aware that could just be my perspective, and what I don't know-I don't know. At least I am functional, although I have to put in more effort than before that accident/brain injury.
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Here's one for ya Dan
;D Thanks, I needed that. ;D
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I don't know if this one was posted here before but I like it.
It was by you on reply 559 lol...
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I didn't remember but thought I might have, I didn't want to take the time to search for it so I didn't. Sometimes proof does pop up that my brain did not fully recover from my Subarachnoid Hemorrhage. I still feel that I am doing great mostly. Of course I am aware that could just be my perspective, and what I don't know-I don't know. At least I am functional, although I have to put in more effort than before that accident/brain injury.
TBI really puts a damper on my memory I feel you on that.
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;D
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Hmm, backwards cap. When welding, when driving the ATV's, when chainsawing (under the hard hat/faceshield/earmuffs) to keep chips from going down the back of my shirt and the same for grinding.
And when mowing for hours to keep the sun off my neck the full time. I wear it normally until my neck starts burning then I switch it to the back so my face gets the sun instead.
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???
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;D
Haha! GREAT one!
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;D
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:o :o :o :o :o
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Hey, Tom, your third meme -- The one with the Tennessee license -- I know that guy.
(Not really.)
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Love this one. 🤣🤣
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Love this one. 🤣🤣
I think that should have been posted in the dog lovers thread. ;D
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:o
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:P :o
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;D :D ;)
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Dis...
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;D :D ;)
Oh my David.....hilarious!!!
And it wouldn't surprise me to learn it is REAL!
LOLOLOL
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Not mine!
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And eerie, too.
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Nabbed! Lol
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Nabbed! Lol
It took expanding the picture before I got the joke
I thought the one in black at first was someone in a berka. 😬😬😂😂
I know, I'm blond.😱
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:'(
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I would definitely exit and reschedule my trip ;D ;D ;D
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And my favorite type of humor......dark
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😱😂😂
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;D
Not you, is it, Lizzie?
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You can guess what they're talking about.
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You can guess what they're talking about.
I was like where is the follow up the had that pause and thanks for not posting the other pic I assume accompanied that lol.
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You can guess what they're talking about.
I was like where is the follow up the had that pause and thanks for not posting the other pic I assume accompanied that lol.
Yeah, I didn't think the mods would be ok with the other pics.😎🧐
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You can guess what they're talking about.
I don't get it.
I thought that all raisins came from Modesto or Fresno California!
No need to smuggle.
The problem is getting them delivered without smashing the tins boxes.
Hunter
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Yeah, I didn't think the mods would be ok with the other pics.😎🧐
I looked up raisin smuggling and the results were entirely natural and wholesome.
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:D
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;D
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LOVE IT!
You go James T.
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=377099;image)
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You can guess what they're talking about.
I don't get it.
I thought that all raisins came from Modesto or Fresno California!
No need to smuggle.
The problem is getting them delivered without smashing the tins boxes.
Hunter
Hunter you must be a young stud... after you get past the half century mark... the "twins" start to shrivel and wrinkle like a raisin...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTwnwbG9YLE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTwnwbG9YLE)
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"Hunter you must be a young stud... after you get past the half century mark... the "twins" start to shrivel and wrinkle like a raisin..."
Way past the half-century mark.
I can vote 4 times pretty soon.
Prunes maybe.
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They should have made him wear his Star Trek uniform.
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I wanted to hear him say "Engage".
Then narrate something like..
"Captain's log; Star date ......... "
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Beam me down Scotty!
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(https://c8p9p3e5.rocketcdn.me/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/hunting-for-vegan-dinner-meme.jpeg)
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I just saw it, it's still funny.
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Would be a great joke if Charlton Heston was on board.
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....or waiting for him in a loincloth on a horse.
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I just saw it, it's still funny.
🤣🤣🤣
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:D
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Beware...
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Beware...
😂🤣😂🤣
https://youtu.be/bFEoMO0pc7k
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;D
T Swizzle
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Posted in the Acute Care break room:
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LOVE IT!
You go James T.
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=377099;image)
(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/captain-picard-facepalm-gif-10.gif)
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Picard looks like he's trying to do the jello man's face.
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I just saw it, it's still funny.
Klingons
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;D ......................... ;D .......................... ;D
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I just saw it, it's still funny.
Klingons
Toilet paper
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Um....
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One of my faves...
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One of my faves...
As an ex-sparky, I love that one Lizzie. :D
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One of my faves...
As an ex-sparky, I love that one Lizzie. :D
Ditto good one Lizzie
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More accurate than the UT qb.
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;D
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One of my faves...
As another ex sparky when I was in the army that's a goodin!
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Some more goodins
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I heard someone say about Shatner's space trip, "Oldly going where old men have not gone before". I got a chuckle out of that.
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Now, this one is funny. I don't care who you are..
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Ok..Ken...
HAHAHA
I WANT THAT SIGN!!!!
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I WANT THAT SIGN!!!!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/894624553/funny-political-sign-yard-sign-zuul-for (https://www.etsy.com/listing/894624553/funny-political-sign-yard-sign-zuul-for)
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Weekend's coming!
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LOL. Cats.....
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Haha!
The dark side of yoga :D
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Haha!
The dark side of yoga :D
Now that's funny!!!!!🤣
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Not really a meme, but FUNNY!!!
https://www.facebook.com/birdsonthebatfan/videos/239722384732073/ (https://www.facebook.com/birdsonthebatfan/videos/239722384732073/)
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TRUTH!
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Well, we might have been morons, but if we did something stupid like copycat a cartoon, no one would get blamed for it. Everyone would know, "whadda you gonna do? The kid is a moron!" ;)
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Yep Randy...
Anyone with common seance knows an umbrella will stop an anvil... or piano.. even a safe.
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TRUTH!
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LOL
By today's standards, most of us would be on the domestic terrorist list when we were kids. :o
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LOL
By today's standards, most of us would be on the domestic terrorist list when we were kids. :o
Either that or in the back of the short yellow bus licking the window.
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I remember when the 3 Stooges caught flak for all their "violence" too. Silly world. ::)
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Well, we might have been morons, but if we did something stupid like copycat a cartoon, no one would get blamed for it. Everyone would know, "whadda you gonna do? The kid is a moron!" ;)
Not only that, but if I went home crying my dad would tan my hide for being stooopid!
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No idea who came up with this, but there may be some truth to it. Lol 😆
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It is very true Prince was always surrounded by and in relationships with extremely beautiful women. The one that comes instantly to mind is Apolonia that woman always elevated my heart rate. ;D ;D
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It is very true Prince was always surrounded by and in relationships with extremely beautiful women. The one that comes instantly to mind is Apolonia that woman always elevated my heart rate. ;D ;D
Yessireebob!!!
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LOL!....and I have no idea who she is! :D
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LOL!....and I have no idea who she is! :D
Lizzie, she was in Purple Rain and VERY beautiful. But second to you. :D ;D
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Haha lol! Of course! :D
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LOL!....and I have no idea who she is! :D
Same here Sister!
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A picture from Purple Rain.
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A picture from Purple Rain.
Yep the only other woman that can hold a candle to her is our very own Miss Lizzie
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LOL!....and I have no idea who she is! :D
Same here Sister!
On my wall 1977ish 9 years old. Why are there no quality programs like Charlies Angels today. ???
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I had that on a T Shirt at about that time.
TV shows from the past are often disappointments when you re-watch them today. I used to love Miami Vice. Found some episodes recently and sat down and watched one online. Good lord it was bad! But back when it was new it seemed excellent to me.
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Haha lol 😆!
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Haha lol 😆!
BWWWAAAHHHAA!!! ;D :D ;)
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Haha lol 😆!
BWWWAAAHHHAA!!! ;D :D ;)
Snicker ::)
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Haha lol 😆!
LOL now thats funny
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I giggle every time I see that one Liz. Good stuff.
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My son who's 44 says he does that already. I told him he's just practicing right now.😂
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I was wondering when someone was going to post something like that.😂😂🤣
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::) ::) And you are surprised why ???? ;D
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:o
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::) ::) And you are surprised why ???? ;D
Probably because politics and political insults have no place on the forum but people just keep pushing them anyway
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::) ::) And you are surprised why ???? ;D
Probably because politics and political insults have no place on the forum but people just keep pushing them anyway
I only found out a day or so ago and have not reacted because sometimes the clown show is baiting and if no one doesn't take the bait it will just go away quietly
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::) ::) And you are surprised why ???? ;D
Probably because politics and political insults have no place on the forum but people just keep pushing them anyway
Ain't that the truth. I made this one for you, Jared!
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I hope this isn't too edgy
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Yes that is very true that is why the beer goggles were invented ::) ::) ;D
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I know a bunch of bus drivers. TRUE story! ;D :o
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:-X :o ::) ;D
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I wondered who would be the first to admit they "get it". HAHAHA! :D
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I wondered who would be the first to admit they "get it". HAHAHA! :D
Look up Robert D Rayford Armageddon. From the John Boy and Billy Show. He NEVER laughed at ANY story!!
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I wondered who would be the first to admit they "get it". HAHAHA! :D
The advantage of having been around the block a time or two LOL ;)
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Yeah,if you want to get the$#@@ out of ya when you can't defend yourself.🤐😳😳
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Are We There?
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"ARMAGEDDON!!!"
I wish that was the worst we have seen in the ER... 8)
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I had to share that one 😂😂.
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:D :D
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I started to post in the other thread... :D ;D :'(
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It was in the pool.
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https://youtu.be/B1OyNz64CGY
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Talent...lol
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I wonder if she is ticklish?
LOL
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Lol
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I wish I'd found this one yesterday. Haha
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I wish I'd found this one yesterday. Haha
I just stole this!!! ;D
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I wish I'd found this one yesterday. Haha
Every time change makes me feel like I was the one tasked with moving those stones. :o
I always end up more tired no matter which way the clock moves. I actually woke up an extra hour early yesterday, so I still lost sleep instead of gaining an hour.
Last night I slept as good as I ever do though, so I feel good today. 8)
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;D
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I wish I'd found this one yesterday. Haha
Every time change makes me feel like I was the one tasked with moving those stones. :o
I always end up more tired no matter which way the clock moves. I actually woke up an extra hour early yesterday, so I still lost sleep instead of gaining an hour.
Last night I slept as good as I ever do though, so I feel good today. 8)
Aparently, since I know what a Philips, standard, AA and AAA are, I get the task of changing my colleagues clocks too. There is a GEORGEOUS red head next to me though so I dont mind that one much. ;)
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For those football fans, Adrian Peterson signed with the Titans this last week. Here is a picture of him first day at camp.
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For those football fans, Adrian Peterson signed with the Titans this last week. Here is a picture of him first day at camp.
Ayyuupp, We had AP first for several years. ???
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It was all my generation's fault
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Lizzie... the question is... do you still have those outfits?
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LOVE this one! :D
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LOVE this one! :D
So which part makes it his or her's spirt animal? Stealing 18 beers, getting drunk,or fighting a cow?🧐🧐🧐
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LOVE this one! :D
So which part makes it his or her's spirt animal? Stealing 18 beers, getting drunk,or fighting a cow?🧐🧐🧐
I think it's the combo of all three.
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LOVE this one! :D
So which part makes it his or her's spirt animal? Stealing 18 beers, getting drunk,or fighting a cow?🧐🧐🧐
I think it's the combo of all three.
So Tater, you DO know Lizzie!!! ;D
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So Tater, you DO know Lizzie!!! ;D
Yes I do!
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It was all my generation's fault
:D
So, which one is you?
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So which part makes it his or her's spirt animal? Stealing 18 beers, getting drunk,or fighting a cow?🧐🧐🧐
The pig was looking for spirits, but all it could find was beer.
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Haha! 😄
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??? ;D
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A typical day.....
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:o
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;D
Lizzie?
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;D
Lizzie?
yeppers!!!! 🥺 and fine doesn't mean it is.😳😳
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Hey Manny...
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Does this belong in the Coffee Lovers thread?
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Careful with your online shopping this year.
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Does this belong in the Coffee Lovers thread?
That is a great one! :D
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That's right. Just one more. Moderation is the key! Good job!
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Smart Child.
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An old one I had forgotten about...
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Ahhh Youth !!!! ;D ;D
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:o ;D
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Ahhh Youth !!!! ;D ;D
I found that a few years ago- thought it was hilarious!
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I definitely got a chuckle out of it especially after I showed it to my namesake. He actually completely cracked up when I told him my first thought was that was something he would do. The apple didn't fall far from the tree. ;D ;D
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Lol....just imagine.
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My kinda humor right there!!!
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That is excellent!
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Hey, what are friends for! ;) ;)
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Lol....just imagine.
Sheep shaggers! Good stuff right there.
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With a holiday coming up....
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HAHAHAHA!
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BRILLIANT!!
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I got a good chuckle out of that Randy thanks.
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My g....the truth if I ever saw it! Lol :D
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My g....the truth if I ever saw it! Lol :D
Sounds like airgunning 😄
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My g....the truth if I ever saw it! Lol :D
Sounds like airgunning 😄
I had the same thought.
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My g....the truth if I ever saw it! Lol :D
Sounds like airgunning 😄
Probably just about ANY hunting and outdoors hobby. I was married to a hunter, shooter, and outdoorsman for near 30 years, and I can tell you that it's generally expensive.
Funny story from when the hubs and I were younger, and we went to my parents' for T-giving dinner.
I cooked a venison roast and took it for the meal, and told the hubs not to say anything about it being deer, because I wanted to see if anyone would notice (they didn't notice).
Well, the hubs, being the ornery but good-natured type,couldn't resist mentioning it to my then-18 year old sister, who came unglued that we were eating Bambi.
Her response was "Can't you two afford to buy your meat at the grocery store, like normal people?!"
I quickly infomed her that between hunting leases, equipment, travel, lodging, meat processing, and state licensing fees, that deer she was eating was FAR more expensive than a beef roast.
LOL
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Teach a man to fish and all of the sporting goods store owners eat.
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Here's a timely one..
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Good one Randy
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Bullwinkle was brilliant.
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Agreed. ;D
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Reminds me of a meme that I seen showing a EOD soldier disarming a bomb a another soldier sneaking up behind with a paper bag and him ready to pop it right behind the guy disarming the bomb.
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That's the one.😄
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My new favorite drink, the Rittenhouse - a chaser and three shots.
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Ohhh Jim Beam Black!
Atta Boy!!!
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;) Good Stuff ;D ;D
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:D
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;D ;D
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I thought he was going to give her a Dutch oven special. BRAPPP :P
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:o :P
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Oh KEN....groan...that was awful, but hilarious! Lol
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Lol
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Lizzie that sounds like you ;) ;D
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Lol
👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Lizzie that sounds like you ;) ;D
LOL :D
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Monday morning...
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More workweek humor
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My hearing is not that good either.
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Ohhh Jim Beam Black!
Atta Boy!!!
One of my favorites...and inexpensive to boot!!
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https://youtu.be/uR3AHyLH0-4
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:o
https://youtu.be/uR3AHyLH0-4
Had to text that one to my wife. We kept getting spam calls about our car warranty expirering.
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I will share that one with my Judy too. Her car is 13 months old.
We have even gotten emails from the dealership. I emailed them back and asked if the new-car warranty was NO GOOD?
No reply to that email yet! ::)
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I get those calls all the time... I consider them a form of phishing and I'm not very polite to them. I usually feel pretty stupid at the end when I realize I just spent five minutes cussing out a robo caller.... :o :o
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I will share that one with my Judy too. Her car is 13 months old.
We have even gotten emails from the dealership. I emailed them back and asked if the new-car warranty was NO GOOD?
No reply to that email yet! ::)
When I bought my 07 ford ranger. When they were making out the contract the sales manager came in and was trying to get us to buy the extended warranty. My wife said, is the truck such a POS that we need a extended warranty? Stubbled around ah ah ah no. Okay,then we don't need one!😂😂😂
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They typically hang up when we get to the point I tell them its a 99 lol.
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The word "Ferrari" usually makes them backpedal. ;)
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Haha! Hadn't seen that one before, Kris! :D
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Love this! Back in my mom days, I actually drove a burgundy Chrysler minivan to cart my two pre-teen boys around. Lol :D
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Oh, I like that bottom one!
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That just made my day.
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😂🤣
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Funny...
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The best part is that someone thought they had to correct it...
Got Humor? ::)
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Here's some goodins
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Great ones, Robert! :D
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Good'n Liz!
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Daughter sent me this one.
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The best part is that someone thought they had to correct it...
Got Humor? ::)
I think that’s the joke. ;)
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More workweek humor
That’s hilarious never noticed
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Ahhhhhh....the good ol' days!
LOL
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One that I found on FB two or three weeks ago- hopefully, I didn't already post it.
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That took a turn for wicker man right quick.
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NO WAY O WAAAY O
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Always a first
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Great - traumatize the little legumes. Now they will never come out of their shells. They hightailed it out of the basement in a “jiffy” I bet…
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Alter,
That one reminds me of this one:
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Generally, around the age of 50...
Lol
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LOL ain't that the truth
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Ain't that the truth Kris. ^^^^
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Repeat Offender.. but HEY it is that time of year again.
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I thought it was rain dear nuggets.😱🤐
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You need to settle down here Mr lol.
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An old buddy of mine always said...
"You are not a good speller if you can only spell a word one way"
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Mean while... back on topic.
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Now, THAT is a good one!
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Merry Christmas, Clarence!!!
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Does he order them with the extra fiery he|| sauce though? :P
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Love it.
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Delete,,, wrong thread.
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Sharts are the worst! :P
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"Filling the message body so it was not left empty."
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"Filling the message body so it was not left empty."
You sir are being far too aggressive here I am gonna need to tone that down.
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I guess it depends on what you are trying to remember.🧐🤣
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I remember how. Just forget why.
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Pintrest Truth...
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"Liked" and "Shared" Carl!
May even duplicate at work.
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BWA-HA-HAAA!
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I'm going to send that one to my priest. ;D
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I got a good chuckle out of that one Ken thanks!
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Hilarious! I was just about to post the SAME one! REALLY! :D
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Haha!
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Excellent!
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Weather report:
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So while I was searching "Brass Brazier" for a follow-up I found this....
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Well, it really happened!!
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Well, it really happened!!
Ima just go puke over here.
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Well, it really happened!!
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I hope it was turned off... :-[
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#ThugBird.
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Now we know
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I LIKE IT !!!!
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Fur Missiles are bad@$$! Hide & Seek Champions. Teaching idiots one bite at a time, not to run. ;)
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I just seen a whole video of dogs doing things like that. Wish I could figure out how to post it. It was Emailed to me not on utube.
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I just seen a whole video of dogs doing things like that. Wish I could figure out how to post it. It was Emailed to me not on utube.
I saved this gif of flying fur in 2010, click it for action if you don't see it.
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I just seen a whole video of dogs doing things like that. Wish I could figure out how to post it. It was Emailed to me not on utube.
Upload it to youtube. If you can't email it to someone who can.
It is likely that it is already on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fur+missiles (https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fur+missiles)
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LOVIT!!!
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Hope it lasts longer than my Rod Stewart cd.. The first cut was the deepest.
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Jeezus..
I been duped
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Cat Stevens may have an opinion on that.
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"There were actually 68 versions of the song. The original “The First Cut Is The Deepest” was first performed by P.P Arnold and released in May 1967. The most recent cover was in March 2017 performed by Billy Valentine. Songwriter Cat Stevens penned and did a demo recording of “The First Cut Is The Deepest” in 1965"
That's H3LL of alot of pizza.
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WTH?????
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;D Just had to share
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😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Don... that's a sh1tty thought brother.
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;) Bill is this better
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;D Just had to share
While stuck in line at the grocery store would be better. Now that would be a real sh!tuation.
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Good advice.
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And you will always have a place to rest your beer at a party.....
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Good advice.
Thanks for that one, Jim. I forwarded it to my Judy. [She is 5 feet tall in stocking feet.]
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Good advice.
Thanks for that one, Jim. I forwarded it to my Judy. [She is 5 feet tall in stocking feet.]
Betty Lou reminded me that she has her own guns.
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Lemme guess... a pink rabbit was driving.
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Lemme guess... a pink rabbit was driving.
Wrong battery....
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Lemme guess... a pink rabbit was driving.
Wrong battery....
Probably why he crashed.
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Food for thought
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One more
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BAAAAAAAHHH!
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I'm going to take this test myself tonight
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another funny
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Anyone remember?
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I was going to say,if you had one of those you must be 🤑.
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My mother had one of those in the trunk of her car. The battery was dead. But that was okay - because I don't think she knew how to use it anyway. [I wish I knew what became of that phone?]
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For a treat, Google Betty White today. Super neat.
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I was going to say,if you had one of those you must be 🤑.
Lol
No, I didn't have one personally. I had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the cell phone age! I never would get on board, so back around 10 or 12 years ago, the hubs bought me one for Christmas. Hah!
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My grandfather was the first person I knew to get one installed in his car but to be fair he owned a couple businesses and it really helped him talk to customers and make deals. I thought it was so neat to be able to call home in his car without having to stop and use a pay phone like the old days.
I remember the fake phone which could be purchased for a fraction of the cost and it's antenna that people would install on their cars while pretending to talk on it when driving just to make people think they were important. ::)
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;D I had one that looked like a briefcase and plugged into the cigarette lighter. Used it for work purposes. That sucker was expensive to use. :o ;D
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Only the top guy in the cartel had them when I was coming up.... :o
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I was going to say,if you had one of those you must be 🤑.
Lol
No, I didn't have one personally. I had to be dragged kicking and screaming into the cell phone age! I never would get on board, so back around 10 or 12 years ago, the hubs bought me one for Christmas. Hah!
I didn't get one until about 05 after I got stuck for 6 hours on the Cajon pass on my way to work behind a 40 car pile up. Work called the wife asking where I was and she started freaking out trying to find out where I was. Called the hospitals and the CHP. Of course no one had an answer.lol With in a few days I had a cellphone. Sitting in a Subaru outback for 6 hours will destroy your back.
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Only the top guy in the cartel had them when I was coming up.... :o
Heh,heh,heh,,, ;D
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Another from FB....I literally laughed out loud at this one! :D
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Been there , Done that... In Madison Wisconsin.
Best four day "f-fest" of my life!
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Been there and those college girls were cute back in the late 60's . PS they get lots of snow there so beware
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Been there , Done that... In Madison Wisconsin.
Best four day "f-fest" of my life!
Yep, I think I remember seeing the Amber alert.... :o
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Been there , Done that... In Madison Wisconsin.
Best four day "f-fest" of my life!
Yep, I think I remember seeing the Amber alert.... :o
🧐🧐
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More dog memes
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Iron good stuff right there. I saved that one thanks.
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Been there , Done that... In Madison Wisconsin.
Best four day "f-fest" of my life!
Yep, I think I remember seeing the Amber alert.... :o
Nope we were considered "Consenting Adults" and that was 45 years ago.
Gosh.. today a "romping" like that would put me in the hospital. :o
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Suddenly I feel old...
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Been there , Done that... In Madison Wisconsin.
Best four day "f-fest" of my life!
Yep, I think I remember seeing the Amber alert.... :o
Nope we were considered "Consenting Adults" and that was 45 years ago.
Gosh.. today a "romping" like that would put me in the hospital. :o
And *maybe* give you an unexpected STD gift. LOL
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Nothing a little penicillin would't cure back then. ;)
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Nothing a little penicillin would't cure back then. ;)
Nowadays its FTC/TAF+DTG. :o
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Yup!
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Gardening tip of the day...
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;D
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One more
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Next Step
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Clever...hehe
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Not meant to be funny, but a real tribute to both men.
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TRUE DAT!
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Good ones Carl!
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I spel gud!
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POP!
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POP!
... it stays a mess till the spring thaw... you can ask me how I know but I wont answer it.
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You got company. ;D
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You got company. ;D
12 pack of Diet Coke in the back of my Rogue made quite the mess. Fortunately, Long Island weather doesn't stay below 32* F for more than a few days at a time thanks to the Gulf Stream being not too far away. The longest cold snap I can remember was less than 3 weeks before the temperatures went above freezing
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That would be me. Lol :D
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Good one for our music geeks herr
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Got this today....had to share.
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And this one as well.
God love us gear heads.
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Good one for our music geeks herr
"No can do" LOL!! ;D
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Good one for our music geeks herr
"No can do" LOL!! ;D
"But I won't do that" ;)
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PC Barbie
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Got this today....had to share.
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=388687;image)
Cool! I gotta get that LED light installed in my alternator! :P
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how's this for true ?
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Keith Richards *may* be at the top of my list for good meme subjects! :D
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how's this for true ?
VERY true!
Heck, Don- I am STILL doing stupid things! :D
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;) I know for a fact that you were seen in downtown FT Worth walking in the company of a Dang Yankee last June ;D ;D
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LOL!
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;) I know for a fact that you were seen in downtown FT Worth walking in the company of a Dang Yankee last June ;D ;D
Pictures or it didn't happen.😗
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Here's a Richard's one for you Lizzie
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;D
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Actually it's you start talking about politics and someone is sure to show up to argue with you.😳😄😄
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;D
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Here's a Richard's one for you Lizzie
GOOD ONE! :D
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Here's a Richard's one for you Lizzie
Keith Richards is a cockroach. No human can do that much heroin & still be alive.
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Here's a Richard's one for you Lizzie
Keith Richards is a cockroach. No human can do that much heroin & still be alive.
Oh.....but they CAN. Tolerance is a funny (but real) thing.
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So true! Lol
True, that! ::) "What? You can't start your own picc line?"
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So true! Lol
The headings could also be "First Child" and "After First Child"
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So true! Lol
The headings could also be "First Child" and "After First Child"
Hah! You are right about that! :D
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LOL!!!
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Amen!
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Haha 😆
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TRUTH!
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Haha 😆
Now that's funny 😂😂😂
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AHHH! The good ol' days! ;D
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Yep... and it didn't cause skin rashes, your hair to fall out and limbs to rot off... :o
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Warning!
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Warning!
HAHA! Cute! :D
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Lol
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Warning!
Here Bubba.....a related one for you
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Yep... and it didn't cause skin rashes, your hair to fall out and limbs to rot off... :o
And they didn't know yet, that it caused "Cancer in California". ;) ;) ;D
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Lol
::) I'm glad I didn't make that mistake when I got all my tats because nowadays relationships don't last "Until death do us part"
If I were going to get a name tattooed into my hide it would be my child's name only
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Lol
::) I'm glad I didn't make that mistake when I got all my tats because nowadays relationships don't last "Until death do us part"
If I were going to get a name tattooed into my hide it would be my child's name only
+1
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Yep... and it didn't cause skin rashes, your hair to fall out and limbs to rot off... :o
And they didn't know yet, that it caused "Cancer in California". ;) ;) ;D
Everything causes cancer in CA
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Yep... and it didn't cause skin rashes, your hair to fall out and limbs to rot off... :o
And they didn't know yet, that it caused "Cancer in California". ;) ;) ;D
Everything causes cancer in CA
Yeah, that's why I can't go to California. I've used so many products in my life with that ⚠️ warning, I'd be a goner for sure.
Hunter
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Yep... and it didn't cause skin rashes, your hair to fall out and limbs to rot off... :o
And they didn't know yet, that it caused "Cancer in California". ;) ;) ;D
Everything causes cancer in CA
Yeah, that's why I can't go to California. I've used so many products in my life with that ⚠️ warning, I'd be a goner for sure.
Hunter
😱😂
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Yep... and it didn't cause skin rashes, your hair to fall out and limbs to rot off... :o
And they didn't know yet, that it caused "Cancer in California". ;) ;) ;D
Everything causes cancer in CA
Yeah, that's why I can't go to California. I've used so many products in my life with that ⚠️ warning, I'd be a goner for sure.
Hunter
But I am living proof that they are lying or just wrong. ;D
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More thoughts on riding
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Truth! Haha
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Truth! Haha
👍😄😂🤣 Yep, that about sums it up.
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Worrying works!
Most of what I worry about doesn't happen.
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;D
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Haha. Lol!
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Worrying works!
Most of what I worry about doesn't happen.
'Tis better to be a disappointed pessimist; than a horrified optimist ;)
Jesse
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Today in Indiana.
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Today in Indiana.
Haha! I HATE that! In Texas, it is normally because of a torrential downpour rather than snow, but it is (to me), unnerving!
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Today in Indiana.
I've played that in North Dakota!
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I'll take Things I Shouldn't Say for $100, Alex...
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;D
Reminds me of this.
https://youtu.be/4aXfG93pyFI
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Worrying works!
Most of what I worry about doesn't happen.
'Tis better to be a disappointed pessimist; than a horrified optimist ;)
Jesse
The optimist thinks this is the best possible world; The pessimist fears they’re right.
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Watch out!
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One from a motorcycle page.
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Always willing to help
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Happened to me more than a few time when I was teaching high school students:
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Boss is the reason I wear a croc on one foot and a house slipper on the other.... :-\
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Boss is the reason I wear a croc on one foot and a house slipper on the other.... :-\
Hank was give to us because he ate too many of the owners roommates shoes. The first few months he chewed up a lot of things but grew out of it. Once we came home to find the vacuum cleaner was too close to the small doggie door (that he could get his head thru). He pulled the cord until tight out the doggie door and the chewed it all into pieces of which the longest was about 18 inches long. Once he pulled the TV coaxial cable off the house and did the same with it. I am glad he grew out of that.
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When one door closes another opens.
Apart from that it is a good car.
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Hank was give to us because he ate too many of the owners roommates shoes. The first few months he chewed up a lot of things but grew out of it. Once we came home to find the vacuum cleaner was too close to the small doggie door (that he could get his head thru). He pulled the cord until tight out the doggie door and the chewed it all into pieces of which the longest was about 18 inches long. Once he pulled the TV coaxial cable off the house and did the same with it. I am glad he grew out of that.
When I was a young teen My 200lb newfoundland ate my undies once then later on puked them up in a office with two secretaries in it who got a fantastic laugh out of it to say the least.
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When one door closes another opens.
Apart from that it is a good car.
LOL :D
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I lost my dog!
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Me, this morning!
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So, Larry, you don't like cucumbers either! ;D
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Another good idea
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S'OK except....
Peppermint Patty always called him Chuck.......
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When one door closes another opens.
Apart from that it is a good car.
Had a Ford Currier pick-up like that.Slam one shut the other popped open... ::)
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;D
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;D
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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I had a couple of days at work last week when I was asking (seriously) if the moon was full!
Absolutely insane...
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Hence the term Lunatic, Lunacy,
all comes from the effect of Luna... (moon)
I am a firm believer in that these old terms have solid roots. ;)
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;D
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;D
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;D
🤣🤣😂
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Funny thing about Alexander Graham Bell..
I am the Maintenance Manager at work, the Production Manager and I both answer the inter-company phone calls with....
"Ahoy".
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My point exactly, Few people know that.
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This one gets me every time.
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;D
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8)
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;D
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8)
Reminded me of this scene and couldn't refuse posting it. :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLDvtpSC_98 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLDvtpSC_98)
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"Does you're doug bite"?
;)
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"Does you're doug bite"?
;)
It's not my dug!!
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Cucu! Cucu! Cucu! :D
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8)
Reminded me of this scene and couldn't refuse posting it. :P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLDvtpSC_98 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLDvtpSC_98)
My favorite character. I even have the Pink panther tattoo on my forearm.
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"Does you're doug bite"?
;)
It's not my dug!!
Cucu! Cucu! Cucu! :D
God I love this forum!!!!
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"Does you're doug bite"?
;)
It's not my dug!!
You swine !!
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Hmmmmm
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:o
Lizzie, if your son had waited a few weeks, he could have had these guys perform at the wedding!!!
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Hmmmmm
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Technical....
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Hmmmm.
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Technical....
;D
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Hmmm
[/quote]
I’ll take two!
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Hmmm
I’ll take two!
[/quote]
You'll go ahead, I'll stick with momma, been down Barbie Doll road and got nothing but vain contempt for my troubles.
https://youtu.be/6EqFVWzOfN8
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Technical....
That's actually serial-parallel killers in the second picture. ;)
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Hmmm
I’ll take two!
You'll go ahead, I'll stick with momma, been down Barbie Doll road and got nothing but vain contempt for my troubles.
https://youtu.be/6EqFVWzOfN8
[/quote]
I’m just trying to be a good humanitarian. ;)
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Found this one a couple of days late!
Hehe
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Hmmmm.
I had a very close friend who was a rifle scope designer and manufacturer...in fact he designed the ART2 scope used by the US military.
He traveled overseas often on various business ventures, and at some point, met this beautiful little blonde "translator" from Prague, and brought her to the US. I don't know if she ever ended up being able to stay in the US permanently or not.
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Flu Shot
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Hmmm
I’ll take two!
[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6yYr8d0sIg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6yYr8d0sIg)
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Sometimes, they are naughty and appropriate action must be taken.
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Child sacrifice. ;D
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Just saying...
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Lol
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Lol
;D ;D
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this one is for Hoosier Daddy
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Hmmmm
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:o
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;D
My weekend plans
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When you ask me how Im doing and I say, "Hanging in there".
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;D
My weekend plans
My kiddo pulled that one on me (after I had talked about it as a fun prank). But she did it in the reverse sense. Put a note on someone’s car with my telephone number as the person who supposedly wrote the note. It was an epic prank, though we had to review our April Fool’s prank war boundaries. I got my revenge though.
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Wow!
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;D
My weekend plans
I'm imagining you getting a call from their insurance company. That's when the laughing stops. :-[
My kiddo pulled that one on me (after I had talked about it as a fun prank). But she did it in the reverse sense. Put a note on someone’s car with my telephone number as the person who supposedly wrote the note. It was an epic prank, though we had to review our April Fool’s prank war boundaries. I got my revenge though.
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Bad @$%^ can happen for sure. This was just funny and I was actually proud of her. She was very young when she pulled that one and has always been a little embarrassed about it.
We take April Fool’s day seriously around here. High Holidays for us… we’ve had some pretty good prank battles actually.
:)
;D
My weekend plans
I'm imagining you getting a call from their insurance company. That's when the laughing stops. :-[
My kiddo pulled that one on me (after I had talked about it as a fun prank). But she did it in the reverse sense. Put a note on someone’s car with my telephone number as the person who supposedly wrote the note. It was an epic prank, though we had to review our April Fool’s prank war boundaries. I got my revenge though.
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TRUTH :D
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HAHA!
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Got a few for y'all.
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And a couple more.
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:o
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:o
If you ever tazed yourself you know...
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:o
If you ever tazed yourself you know...
Military issue... had to try it out first.. ya know.
So I nailed my left heel and couldn't walk all day.
True story.
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:D
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:D
Moscow Mule in hand....
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:D
Moscow Mule in hand....
In a Copper mug?
yes, I have a hand hammered set
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:D
Moscow Mule in hand....
In a Copper mug?
yes, I have a hand hammered set
Jah?!?! I speak in русский язык, run around in snow with clothing born with and shoot AK in air, WADKA!!!
P.S. Costco has the best.... ;)
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:D
Moscow Mule in hand....
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOL
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:D
Moscow Mule in hand....
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOL
Good to see you, Lizzie. ;D ;D
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Thanks David! (I am always lurking! :D)
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Haha! Funny! :D
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Count me in!!😜😄
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Haha! LOL
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8)
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Friend of mine is thumbless so I guess that means he's circumcised too. :P
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8)
I lol'd!
Hilarious!
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Hmmmm
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Not a meme, but I thought it was funny....and that I NEED a cooking dress like this!
HAHA :D
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Wow, those ads were so sexist in those days.
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Ummmm.....please don't be offended. These are from a facebook sarcasm page....we can laugh in spite of ourselves
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Wow, those ads were so sexist in those days.
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Wow, those ads were so sexist in those days.
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Lizzie, know why women's feet are smaller than men's?
So they can stand closer to the sink!! ;D
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Wow, those ads were so sexist in those days.
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Lizzie, know why women's feet are smaller than men's?
So they can stand closer to the sink!! ;D
Wait I thought it was a mans gut is larger preventing us from tipping forward.
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Wait I thought it was a mans gut is larger preventing us from tipping forward.
Shouldn't that be backward?
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Well if you have a large 4th point of contact you need a larger gut to balance it out now if you dont have a large 4th point of contact but have a large gut you need longer feet to stop the forward tip over.
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Just thinking....
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Wow, those ads were so sexist in those days.
Speaking of sexist.... :P
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fi171.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fu281%2Fguinneach%2FIronMyShirtBitch.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
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Wow, those ads were so sexist in those days.
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Lizzie, know why women's feet are smaller than men's?
So they can stand closer to the sink!! ;D
HAHA! Funneeeeeeeeeeee!
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Just thinking....
Knock it off Scott. The headache I had all morning wasn't funny.😡
😂🤣
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Just thinking....
Knock it off Scott. The headache I had all morning wasn't funny.😡
😂🤣
Oh my gosh... it WORKS!
;D
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Let's see who is next.
;D
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Hmmm
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Hmmm
That one took me a few seconds to get. :D
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Lol'd at this one!
:D
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Yep, just turn the wipers on and prepare to drive through yet another shitstorm..... :o
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Lol 😆
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Hmmmm
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SIPPING VODKA
This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes!
A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice.. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.. He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12..
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10...
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his @@@.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C..
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the @$%^ out of him..
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his @@@.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said,"Take this and eat it for this is my body.." He did not say,"Eat me."
12) The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.
13) The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
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I have used #7 for decades... :P
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Ima #12 kinda guy... I reckon.
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5 and 9
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Hah! Those are hilarious! I don't recall ever having read that one before! :D
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I heard Jesus and the 12 Disciples referred to as 'JC and the Boys'.
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;D
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;D
HAHAHAHAH! :D
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FOR LAUGHS- NOT COMMENTARY
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FOR LAUGHS- NOT COMMENTARY
Sorry this is the meme thread where the rules are made up and don't matter anyway lol.
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Lol! Point taken! :P
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😉
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😉
LOL! ;D
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My uncle shared this "funny" today.
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My uncle shared this "funny" today.
Gen X? More like baby boomer generation
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My uncle shared this "funny" today.
Gen X? More like baby boomer generation
I agree they got that part wrong.
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My uncle shared this "funny" today.
Gen X? More like baby boomer generation
I agree they got that part wrong.
I used a desk like that in grade school.
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My uncle shared this "funny" today.
Gen X? More like baby boomer generation
👍👍👍
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I remember those "Cold War" days in elementary school.
We would have drills on "Duck and Cover" under a similar desk. ::)
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I remember those "Cold War" days in elementary school.
We would have drills on "Duck and Cover" under a similar desk. ::)
The reality is that would do about as good as most mask do nowadays. Sure it would help stop the big stuff.
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You win Gil. That is funny.
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Looks like there could be another use for that mask when the pandemic is over.
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A very sad commentary.
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https://duckduckgo.com/?q=youtube+the+argument+sketch+monty+python&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DohDB5gbtaEQ (https://duckduckgo.com/?q=youtube+the+argument+sketch+monty+python&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DohDB5gbtaEQ)
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That's not a Meme..
Yes it is..
NO.. it is NOT, this is.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1e/5c/10/1e5c104c2b9c95e0a9ec9318f86f4de0--monty-python-parrots.jpg)
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.
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That's not a Meme..
Yes it is..
NO.. it is NOT, this is.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1e/5c/10/1e5c104c2b9c95e0a9ec9318f86f4de0--monty-python-parrots.jpg)
It is no more! It has ceased to be! It is an ex parrot! :P
Don't even get me started how hilarious he was in faulty towers smacking manuel around. I pity young people who were never around to see such good tv back in the day.
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My uncle shared this "funny" today.
where's the hole for the ink bottle? :o
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Hmmm
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Hmmm
Sorry sir.... here, I found your hat.
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The boys that tap-dance in the New Orleans French Quarter always have a little box of some kind for the generous folks to drop their greenbacks in.
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That's not a Meme..
Yes it is..
NO.. it is NOT, this is.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1e/5c/10/1e5c104c2b9c95e0a9ec9318f86f4de0--monty-python-parrots.jpg)
It is no more! It has ceased to be! It is an ex parrot! :P
Don't even get me started how hilarious he was in faulty towers smacking manuel around. I pity young people who were never around to see such good tv back in the day.
(https://external-content .duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fdc%2Ff2%2F69%2Fdcf269699ec57d0b315229ebdb2c9713--fawlty-towers-iconic-characters.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
I have been making DAM*** SURE my kid had seen the complete Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers and the movies that were not too out there for her various stages of development . :D
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Gn6a3WbYw
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That's not a Meme..
Yes it is..
NO.. it is NOT, this is.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/1e/5c/10/1e5c104c2b9c95e0a9ec9318f86f4de0--monty-python-parrots.jpg)
It is no more! It has ceased to be! It is an ex parrot! :P
Don't even get me started how hilarious he was in faulty towers smacking manuel around. I pity young people who were never around to see such good tv back in the day.
(https://external-content .duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fdc%2Ff2%2F69%2Fdcf269699ec57d0b315229ebdb2c9713--fawlty-towers-iconic-characters.jpg&f=1&nofb=1)
I have been making DAM*** SURE my kid had seen the complete Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers and the movies that were not too out there for her various stages of development . :D
“My hovercraft… is full of eels”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Gn6a3WbYw
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>:(
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1 horse standard 2 horses luxury.
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Timely...
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After accidentally eating some salsa with Carolina reapers.
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I love this one.
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I love this one.
"The dove of peace has better aim than the bluebird of happiness"
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:o
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:o
Like and Shared "Ham Boogers"
Thanks Ken!
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:o
Like and Shared "Ham Boogers"
Thanks Ken!
That's fine I stole it!!
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(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/MGalleryItem.php?id=8485)
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Hmmmm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuKxKbtxCV0&ab_channel=mrpotatodick (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuKxKbtxCV0&ab_channel=mrpotatodick)
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Sitting at my MIL's visitation alone, here are some memes.
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Another
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Another
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One more
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Hah! Good one!
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:o
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Is that picture something that anyone needs to see late at night before they fall asleep?
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Look at it this way Ernie the picture would wake you up quick in the morning. ;)
Wow we've sure turned this into a crazy world. We knew better than God didn't we....
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:o
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More
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More
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Again
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Hmmm
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;D
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Lol
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Amen Liz! :P
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Lol
It doesn't take a genius to notice that "law", LOL.
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Lol
It doesn't take a genius to notice that "law", LOL.
You are correct!
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(https://i.imgur.com/2C51h3ph.jpg)
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It's morning again!
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Oldie
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If I Could Turn Back Time
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Just watch out for trees that don’t move!
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Misuse
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Misuse
HAHAHAHAHAH! :D
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.
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;D ;)
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Sage advice.... :D
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;D
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>>>>>>>>>>> ;D
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.
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Good one Dan. ^^^^
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.
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>>>>>>>>>>> ;D
Alter,
Your lucky, none of my stores carry that, I looked Hi and Low,
as I LOVE JD...............LOL
looking on line now. I just have to have a bottle or two. ;)
That would go perfect with my "Belle Bottle" of JD bottles in my collection.
Thanks,
Don
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:o
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I like it!
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Had to send that to my wife. We're always saying that 🤣
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:o
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A friend I grew up with father played the flying monkey that picked up toto.
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...
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:o
She is the person that started the whole thing. She wanted to off the dog!
Which indeed!
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You asked for it
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:o
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I will try to unsee that.
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Oh the humanity! 😳
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"Boy Ain't Right"
::)
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.
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Hmmmm
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Oh the humanity! 😳
A huge manatee.
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Gentlemen well over 1000 remarks in this thread, I will remind you to keep politics out of it and off the forum, David
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Dave, you’ve moved to the other side of the lakes!
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:o
Eye bleach! I need eye bleach!!!!🫣
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I'm safe
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Don't you just hate it when this happens?
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Don't you just hate it when this happens?
I dont see but one person in that.
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The plumber's butt crack behind her..
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Huh? There was a person in that picture?
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Another look.
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LMBO
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Would these help?
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Anyone?
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Hmmmm
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=396584;image)
I like that one! Poor Smith couldn't knock little Chris Rock down you know he wouldn't fare well at all against Mike.
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Hmmmm
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=396584;image)
I like that one! Poor Smith couldn't knock little Chris Rock down you know he wouldn't fare well at all against Mike.
Recently Mike was at a concert and had a guy get bent out of shape demand a fight didn't get what he wanted then he pulled a gun acted like a fool and eventually pointed it at Mike. Mike talked him down and hugged it out.
Mike has always been a giant amongst men but that right there speaks far louder than how hard he can hit.
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Anyone?
Reminds me of my former lawer Albe Swindler.
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Anyone?
Reminds me of my former lawer Albe Swindler.
My law firm on retainer...
Dewey, Cheatem & Howe
(https://blog.retroplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/22830_zm.jpg)
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TRUTH
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Fresh Prince of Belaire is so tuff he couldn't even knock down a scrawny crack head! :P
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Hmmmm
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You asked for it....
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.
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.
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Appropriate....
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HAHAHAHAH! :D
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Okay.....some dark humor...it is a side effect of 37 years in my profession. Lol
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My wife would totally agree with that statement. It got so bad she went into dog training.
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LOL!
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True wisdom...
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True wisdom...
Wisdom? From Bill Dance?
https://youtu.be/hoQIljOKwpo
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;D
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True wisdom...
Wisdom? From Bill Dance?
https://youtu.be/hoQIljOKwpo
Now that was funny!!😂🤣😂🤣
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Jerry, that made me laugh out loud!
That's not too far off the mark for some Cook Cty. neighborhoods!
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Jerry, that made me laugh out loud!
That's not too far off the mark for some Cook Cty. neighborhoods!
How are things in NC buddy?
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Jerry, that made me laugh out loud!
That's not too far off the mark for some Cook Cty. neighborhoods!
How are things in NC buddy?
Windy! Very few windless days. Yesterday 32 mph. This year we have hit 60 mph 3 times. Doesn't give me too many days to shoot.
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This is so true!!!
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This is so true!!!
I see that as removing the dangly bits from the leg lol...
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Got a good laugh out if this.... :D
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Got a good laugh out if this.... :D
Lizzie
LMBO ;D Craig
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Haha! 😆
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haha, classic.
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True wisdom...
Wisdom? From Bill Dance?
https://youtu.be/hoQIljOKwpo
Awsome! I miss watching Bill Dance, wasted many a Saturday watching him fish and run into the trailer hitch on his truck.
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Got a good laugh out if this.... :D
Me too thanks for sharing it.
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1
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;D
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Inner Peace
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Lol- I need this!
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I sooooo want one.
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Lol- I need this!
That wife will probably never learn!
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That fan is awesome.
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^ WANT! ^
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Not a meme, but my favorite bumper sticker so far…
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Count me in on the group buy for the helicopter fan.
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I need 3 of them.
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Take your pick.
https://warisanlighting.com/helicopter-ceiling-fans.html (https://warisanlighting.com/helicopter-ceiling-fans.html)
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Haha! A little more dark humor for Friday morning...
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;D
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Jerry
+ 1 on that, Now i know what to do........ ;)
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Love it Jerry! I may use this, but keep it well separate from my tackle boxes.
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It would be terrible to go in for some prosciutto and get a rubber worm.
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I have found that the fish bite right then, when I am busy eating too.
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I have found that the fish bite right then, when I am busy eating too.
This is so true.
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Proceeds from kit sales donated to Ukrainian Sailors Relief Fund
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You do know that this is what started those Asian carp to jump into the boats, right?
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Want to feel old? As of 2022
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Just had to go there, didn't ya Ken?
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Just had to go there, didn't ya Ken?
Somebody had to, might as well be me. I'm older than all the shows. Just think, Mick Jagger is almost 79 years old!!!
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;)
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;D
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;)
:D
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The triplets on "My Three Sons"?
Robbie was oldest, Chip was younger, then they brought in Ernie. I think that he may have come with Beverly Garland.
Hunter
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The triplets on "My Three Sons"?
Robbie was oldest, Chip was younger, then they brought in Ernie. I think that he may have come with Beverly Garland.
Hunter
Mike was the oldest......Ernie was brought in after Mike's departure.....
William Frawley was the original house man...replaced with William Demarest after Frawley passed on.....
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Yeah, Mike got lost in the fog.
I just didn't remember triplets.
Hunter
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Yeah, Mike got lost in the fog.
I just didn't remember triplets.
Hunter
Tim Considine, the actor who portrayed Mike, just passed away in early March at age 81....
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Hum?
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Here you go…
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Patriot's Day
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A couple that were sent to me.
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Beware guys...this one may possibly qualify as dad joke of the year. Haha 😄
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Beware guys...this one may possibly qualify as dad joke of the year. Haha 😄
"I'm beggin' of ya..."
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Liz, that one is 'FINE'.
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Haha lol! 😆
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;D
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Pickup Line
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Beware guys...this one may possibly qualify as dad joke of the year. Haha 😄
Great, now I've got that song stuck in my head 😗😁 At least it's not can't touch this by MC Hammer.😂😱😂
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Great, now I've got that song stuck in my head - 'Can't Touch This'
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Great, now I've got that song stuck in my head - 'Can't Touch This'
Your welcome 😃
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It could be worse.... It could've been "It's a small world"... :-\
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It could be worse.... It could've been "It's a small world"... :-\
That is what I thought too!
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Or even worse than that. K-A-R-S Kars 4 kids. Donate your kars today. Please take a moment and ponder the true meaning of those lyrics. Do it for the children.
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THANK! THANKS A LOT! it's hard enough trying to ignore the voices in my head, now I have to listen "it's a small world after all" and "1-800 Kars for kids, 1-800 Kars for kids, 1-800 Kars for kids, donate your Kars today".
We donated a car to them 2005.
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Right there with you Carl... ::)
"Chicka Boom, Chicka Boom... don't chya just love it"
... Your welcome.
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I thought this was suppose to be meme of the day?🧐🧐😁
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You are correct....
My apology
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/48380895/boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom.jpg)
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My apologies as well!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVpMUgKtds4&ab_channel=LarryGroce-Topic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVpMUgKtds4&ab_channel=LarryGroce-Topic)
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You're evil!
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The worst one...
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OK. I'll see your Song that Never Ends and raise you -
https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w
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OK. I'll see your Song that Never Ends and raise you -
https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w
I will see your Baby Shark and raise you a Micky Mouse Club song...
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You might want to quit while I'm ahead! ;D
https://youtu.be/TvSXdO7SDCE
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MMOOOAAAANNNNNN!
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8) 1
https://youtu.be/NwzaxUF0k18
8) 2
https://youtu.be/M5sYTcchq2o
8) 3
https://youtu.be/umS3XM3xAPk
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this...
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Yes!
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this...
Now to be a Deby downer,beer was invented I believe in the 1300's by monks to help them to get through their fasting times. Not 💯 percent sure but that's what my sometimers brain remembers from when I lived in Germany.
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:o
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;D
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this...
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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;D
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I wish he would buy Taco Bell and fix everything.
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target
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LOL!
I have that in PDF and have used it a lot with "chest beater" PB'er friends.
;D ;)
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"Friends"
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Obligatory:
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:D
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Hmmmm
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?
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;D
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(https://preview.redd.it/y9d6tvggs8181.jpg?auto=webp&s=c4537282dd008d94bea76e074d8d034e74531cb2)
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Maybe this?
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(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED598/5a39f275814d2.jpeg)
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(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED598/5a39f275814d2.jpeg)
My wife's cat is close to that. Her cat is so lazy it will wait for gates to be opened for her usually, even though she can jump it if she wants to bad enough.
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People without cats are really missing out on a lot of laughs and entertainment. The two neighborhood cats that show up at my place daily sure know how to put on a good show for me when I'm in my recliner looking out the doors at them sitting by the windows acting all annoyed with each other while waiting for food or feeling needy wanting attention. When they're giddy and running around all happy they sure are fun to watch too.
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I can't tell you how many times I have to look up acronyms!
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Springers & pcp
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Lol but true.
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Need to do this
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Yep!!!
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;D
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Elon
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Funny, the only problem I see is that he needs one more knife.
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He better not have any allergies and start sneezing!
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What a creep!
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Yeah, and not much of a knife fighter either!
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Why would anybody do that to them selves???😳😲😱😱
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Why would anybody do that to them selves???😳😲😱😱
Elevator don't make it to the penthouse? A few beans short of a burrito?
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Why would anybody do a Bruce Jenner scenario, just a lot of wackados out there ;)
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Lol but true.
True Dat! :D
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Funny, the only problem I see is that he needs one more knife.
Where would you put it ?? ;D
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Funny, the only problem I see is that he needs one more knife.
Where would you put it ?? ;D
That would be his choice.... ;)
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:o
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Liked and Shared... Alot
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:o
Ya that's hot in my book.
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Need to do this
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! FUNNY!
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:o
GREAT one! :D
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LOL... TRUTH :D
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My grandson would call that 'the stink-eye' look!
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Hmmmm
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;D
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(https://i.imgur.com/9Pfa3Wx.jpeg)
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Meanie vs dummy
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Vertical diplopia. ;D
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Meanie vs dummy
👍👍👍👍👍👍😗😗😗😗
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Vertical diplopia. ;D
OK, thats freaking mean! :o
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Vertical diplopia. ;D
OK, thats freaking mean! :o
I knew her.....
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;D
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Aaaaagghg make it stop it's turning my stomach.
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Oh,.....I see......
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20-20 ? ;D
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Makes me want to poke it. With my finger! :P
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JERKS! ;D ;)
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Sometimes ya just gotta wonder what makes people tick ::)
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'
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Can't attach some files. Not clever enough
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;D
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;D
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I don't get it. ???
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;D
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I hope this isn't concedered political.
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I hope this isn't concedered political.
No. But is should be on the warning label for some soy-based foods.
Many jokes contain some truth. That makes them funny.
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I am familiar with the top picture. I like movies with happy endings. The kids on the scooter I do not recognize. Are they toxic Vegans ??
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I am familiar with the top picture. I like movies with happy endings. The kids on the scooter I do not recognize. Are they toxic Vegans ??
I think that looks like Zuckerberg on the back, don't let the white tee shirt fool you look at the hair and head shape. ;D
Whoever it is, looks like they have a SOY based diet. :(
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Non-political. ;D
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;D ;D
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Giggle, giggle!
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I am familiar with the top picture. I like movies with happy endings. The kids on the scooter I do not recognize. Are they toxic Vegans ??
I think that looks like Zuckerberg on the back, don't let the white tee shirt fool you look at the hair and head shape. ;D
Whoever it is, looks like they have a SOY based diet. :(
Naw, the guy in the back is Jack Dorsey.😂🤣😂🤣 You just can't see his beard because of the mask. 😳🫣😁
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Dark humor alert....dark humor alert...! :D
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Dark humor alert....dark humor alert...! :D
With a Chianti and fava beans... ;D
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Dark humor alert....dark humor alert...! :D
Follow up...
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Dark humor alert....dark humor alert...! :D
Follow up...
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inappropriate.
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Sorry.
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Dark humor alert....dark humor alert...! :D
With a Chianti and fava beans... ;D
HAHAHAHAHAH! 😆
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Humor that leaves you thinking wth!... :D
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8)
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That's a good one and is exactly the way my wife is. JK
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Humor that leaves you thinking wth!... :D
Sometimes???😲
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8)
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Many years ago, my Buddy from the "Big City" made me slam on the brakes and yelled "Look at the size of that Dog!!!"
It was a horse.
True story.
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Hmmmm
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Speaking of eggs...
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Barber with a sense of humor...
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That's the coolest haircut I've ever seen. If I wasn't such an old fart maybe I'd get one. Or maybe not.
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That's the coolest haircut I've ever seen. If I wasn't such an old fart maybe I'd get one. Or maybe not.
Ditto... But my white hair would be like an albino squirrel... ;)
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The nice thing about being old, at least for me is not giving a durn what I look like.
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I'll I got left it the tail and maybe the hind legs...
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That's the coolest haircut I've ever seen. If I wasn't such an old fart maybe I'd get one. Or maybe not.
Ditto... But my white hair would be like an albino squirrel... ;)
Mine would have mange... :o
The real reason I have long hair is that I'm afraid it won't grow back if I cut it off.
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8)
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I'll I got left it the tail and maybe the hind legs...
So, a burrowing squirrel :)
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I love this thread, Lizzie!
In Brazil, besides a person has to be personally registered at the Army, he/she needs a LOT of paperwork to get a registered firearm. Below, is only a part of that.
Get married with someone THAT HAS A REGISTERED GUN.
The person already comes:
No criminal records;
Fixed address;
Lawful occupation;
And mental health certificate.
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That's the coolest haircut I've ever seen. If I wasn't such an old fart maybe I'd get one. Or maybe not.
Ditto... But my white hair would be like an albino squirrel... ;)
Mine would have mange... :o
The real reason I have long hair is that I'm afraid it won't grow back if I cut it off.
You might lose your strength too like Samson :(
Strength in drinking creek water without passing out, that is ;D
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Dark humor alert!
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Yeah! Ma Deuce!
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Dark ? ;D
Sorry. Not funny with what is going on right now,
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Dark ? ;D
Given recent events, rather poor taste.
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;D
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Hehe 😆
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Monkey Pox
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The Monkeys. When group names were odd, but their music was good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB9YIsKIEbA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB9YIsKIEbA)
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;D
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(https://i.imgur.com/splMEKVm.jpg)
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I'm that old plus this old.
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I'm that old plus this old.
I still have mine and use it just for kicks. 8) Craig
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Film strips came in a roll.
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/YrcAAOxyY3ZR2r8P/s-l500.jpg)
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They also had a record that 'beeped' when it was time to change the picture.
The one I still remember was in chemistry class. They were showing the color results of burning different chemicals in a Bunsen Burner. Only problem - it was a black and white film strip.
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Oldies and goodies...
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I'm that old plus this old.
I had one in High School that was circular. It fit in a pocket protector and had the Periodic Table of Elements on the back, plus an insert that pulled out and had all kinds of algebraic/geometric equations and other information on both sides. I've never seen another one.
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When I was still teaching, my students sometimes told me that I was soooo old. I would then tell them they were correct. I would tell them: "In fact, I am so old that when I started teaching, basketballs were made of 'WOOD'." **
When I started teaching, typewriter in my classroom were manually operated, non-electric models like the one below. (I still have one that came from my father's office.)
** Once a student actually answered: "For real?"
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When I started teaching, typewriter in my classroom were manually operated, non-electric models like the one below. (I still have one that came from my father's office.)
Typing class in my high school, speed test using manual typewriters, one student reached the end of a line, hit the return and slung the carriage across the room. True story!
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:o
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:o
Henry lllV , might have been the 1st 2nd and 3rd to win that title
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Henry the VIII just cut them off! Literally!
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;D
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(https://www.startpage.com/av/proxy-image?piurl=http%3A%2F%2Fforums.pelicanparts.com%2Fuploads26%2Fimages_1_1524602248.jpg&sp=1654801635T35999a6163fdeea45e80cb4983e7807e6b4652595409230d06b3623f0834d371)
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Hits home...
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Hits home...
It is missing crotons, and a quart of thousand island dressing :)
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Looks fine to me, Scott......
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Hits home...
Just add a slice of pickle to it and your salad is complete.
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:o
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(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/285124682_3092535830999508_8371175062824961126_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_s640x640&_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=TWKvAKr_czQAX8JdLBt&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT8OCIvSMD4eNSeIlSxAUdljnyIJWUV-QM9R7dNQnUQQYQ&oe=62AA9001)
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Jerry, this made me laugh more than any other!
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:'(
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Amen Ken!
(https://www.startpage.com/av/proxy-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia3.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FQ7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW%2F200w.gif&sp=1655069488Tcdfcf41cd3eb71ea98fc63dc2ad0432cc7113a8018d7797939cf93af3424c236)
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Hmmmm
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With current gas prices, walk bys are on the rise.
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Hmmmm
Good one Ronald. 🇺🇸
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F150
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Is it just me that can't see Sqrl Klr's Meme's?
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Is it just me that can't see Sqrl Klr's Meme's?
Nope, I can't see them either.
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My company has watchdog software, I can't see many from work.
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Is it just me that can't see Sqrl Klr's Meme's?
On my phone, no.
My laptop and tablet show them images though.
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Weird. They're listed from startpage search engine.
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Let's try this one. Found from Metager.org search engine instead of startpage and only posts direct picture links instead of search engine links.
(https://memesboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Hey-Guys-I-Found-Cub-Meme.jpg)
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Let's try this one. Found from Metager.org search engine instead of startpage and only posts direct picture links instead of search engine links.
(https://memesboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Hey-Guys-I-Found-Cub-Meme.jpg)
Definitely saw that one. Hope that mama bear was photo shopped in! ;D 95% of the time I am on the laptop. I tried changing the zoom thought maybe 150% was too much so I zoomed out, but it didn't help. ???
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That's a religious bear... I heard it saying grace.... :o
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That's a religious bear... I heard it saying grace.... :o
ARMY, be all you can be! Well, he's fixin' to be dinner! ;D
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Mothers are the bravest creatures on earth.
Don't mess with momma!
Hunter
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Mothers are the bravest creatures on earth.
Don't mess with momma!
Hunter
If Momma ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy!
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Not just you..
Can't see them on my desktop, When I click on them it goes somewhere to sign in.
But on my cell phone they show.
Just went on with it.
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That's a religious bear... I heard it saying grace.... :o
ARMY, be all you can be! Well, he's fixin' to be dinner! ;D
Then bear scat later!
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Bear facts. ;D
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Bear facts. ;D
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(https://scontent-iad3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/286889508_157422746849858_3486429360816480237_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5cd70e&_nc_ohc=idNbv4sPF6YAX_j4gIt&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-2.xx&oh=00_AT8ENR_Bndvy5Ci_3kjdSxTe7hF0ipF0QD1r3M1gQF7Maw&oe=62B1D7D2)
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Bear joker. ;D
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May or may not be true... ::)
(https://pics.awwmemes.com/don-t-usually-drinkand-hunt-but-wheni-do-more-pics-53473890.png)
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Hmmmm
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Thanks Ron...
I was on the fence posting it until I read your reply.
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Why Scott why would you do that to us...
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Got it into your head... didn't I?
;) :D
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;D
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Got it into your head... didn't I?
;) :D
Luckily I have eye and brain bleach its gone now.
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Got it into your head... didn't I?
;) :D
Makes me remember the time in the 90s when my in-laws were not able to finish what they were doing in the living room due to drunkenness ;D
Those were fun times, and everyone had a laugh so early in the morning after a family gathering!
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I can relate to the picture as I've done stupid things in the cold too. Never drank enough to black out again after one time I went too far and woke up cold and wet with a hangover.
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Why Scott why would you do that to us...
He likes snow angels :)
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;D For you Harry Potter fans.
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;D
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:o
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;D
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Keep putting up the bear memes, I've got two of my boys going to Kodiak Island in October for sitka black tail deer with their bows. Kodiak Island is known for a very healthy population of Kodiak brown bears so I keep sending them all of those bear memes. I think one boy is getting a kick out of it and I think I'm scaring the other one. ;)
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LoL
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Haven't seen this one yet... or so I think.
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/51/26/16/512616becda274c0a7d7814c590e2b13.jpg)
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Bear arms?💪
Or is it arm bears???🤔
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Oh great now I have a image of a bare armed bare bearing arms.
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;D
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Looks like Yogi has been on a good pic-a-nic basket run!
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Funny as He 11
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That's not a bear :o
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Of course not.
That is a child with funny ears.
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By popular demand :
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OK...
I literally LOLed at Head Cleaner!!!
My kids and grandkids won't get it but I can relate
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OK...
I literally LOLed at Head Cleaner!!!
My kids and grandkids won't get it but I can relate
Head Cleaner reminds me of A/C D/C every song sounds similar :)
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OK...
I literally LOLed at Head Cleaner!!!
My kids and grandkids won't get it but I can relate
Head Cleaner reminds me of A/C D/C every song sounds similar :)
now that's funny!
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Angus and a reporter interview goes something like this...
Reporter: people say that you have 10 albums that all sound the same.
Angus: That is totally incorrect... We have 11 albums.
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Angus and a reporter interview goes something like this...
Reporter: people say that you have 10 albums that all sound the same.
Angus: That is totally incorrect... We have 11 albums.
Thanks, I just yelled, "Alexa, play AC/DC Anthology" 8)
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Angus and a reporter interview goes something like this...
Reporter: people say that you have 10 albums that all sound the same.
Angus: That is totally incorrect... We have 11 albums.
Thanks, I just yelled, "Alexa, play AC/DC Anthology" 8)
LOL, so did I. And Alexa answered "Really? Not again." :o
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"Now playing songs by Aaron Nevel and Celine Dion."
JEEPERS! "ALEXA!!! STOP!!!" ::)
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Alexa hates me...I call her the filthy trollop she is to her face (screen).
The grandchildren have learned many "colorful metiphoious" by me speaking to a box.
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"Now playing songs by Aaron Nevel and Celine Dion."
JEEPERS! "ALEXA!!! STOP!!!" ::)
Last weekend was our Aaron Neville weekend. My Judy really likes the music he and his family makes.
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"Now playing songs by Aaron Nevel and Celine Dion."
JEEPERS! "ALEXA!!! STOP!!!" ::)
Last weekend was our Aaron Neville weekend. My Judy really likes the music he and his family makes.
I love music, I have my times with both Aaron and Celine but how did she get them from AC/DC? :o
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...and for today.
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Truth.....
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Truth.....
Hold my beer.....
I got nine extas?
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Good ones Scott! hehe
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Truth.....
Jeeze, is that an M80? When I was in high school one of my class mates lit one in the boys room, threw it in the toilet and flushed it!
... and what a mess it made!
This was Senior year, and he did not graduate with us.....
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Final installment in bear information series.
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I don't know how much more of this thread I can bear.
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If Lee had a Warthog...
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That M61 Vulcan is a game changer!
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Bear in the privvy!
True story:
About 1958 or 1959 or so, my grandfather and grandmother visited Yellowstone national park.
Grandma went to the ladies room in the middle of the night. A bear came into the ladies room and laid down in the doorway while she was in the stall. She was free only after sitting on the throne half of the night.
Grandparents left Yellowstone never to return.
Hunter
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I could see this with my Grands..,
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The old man got one stuck in his ear. Now he's hard of hearing.
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(http://i.imgur.com/DrB6LCOm.png) (https://imgur.com/DrB6LCO)
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Know your limitations:
https://youtube.com/shorts/zmcj3hZhXa0?feature=share
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Know your limitations:
https://youtube.com/shorts/zmcj3hZhXa0?feature=share
I thought it had to be a "fake", until I saw him fall over. Pretty funny! ;D
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Know your limitations:
https://youtube.com/shorts/zmcj3hZhXa0?feature=share (https://youtube.com/shorts/zmcj3hZhXa0?feature=share)
I thought it had to be a "fake", until I saw him fall over. Pretty funny! ;D
There are several breeds of chicken that are long crowers like that. How about waking up to this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY40Btzs0RQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY40Btzs0RQ)
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Rooster has a gas leak :)
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It sounds like dinner is calling.
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I've got an AEA HP Carbine that would cure that! Chicken and dumplings! ;D
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Greetings from Russia:
(https://i.imgur.com/qSYFPU0.jpg)
Germany:
(https://i.imgur.com/o4lHblQ.jpg)
The USA:
(https://i.imgur.com/Tt8b0qc.jpg)
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The old man got one stuck in his ear. Now he's hard of hearing.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/dxDHSGJPRFnd7jvGM1/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e474hcuwip3znhth7odpicd8ct5oh4x2807y1fk7nzo&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
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We don't need no roosters. 8)
https://youtu.be/l5sIspLfmXM
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We don't need no roosters. 8)
https://youtu.be/l5sIspLfmXM
That is even worse.
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Jerry, maybe the next line would be: Anybody see where I parked my truck?
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What could go wrong?.... On calm waters it's fine, the leveling jacks should hold it from rolling right. :o
I think the trailer is aptly named.
That awning would be nice out over the boat. ;D
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Needs a ladder so he can high dive off the roof and another barge connected so he could enjoy a front yard complete with table and chairs for rest under the awning shade.
With that name it would be hard to resist driving by in a jet ski and throttling a bunch of water on him standing in the doorway. :P
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Needs a ladder so he can high dive off the roof and another barge connected so he could enjoy a front yard complete with table and chairs for rest under the awning shade.
With that name it would be hard to resist driving by in a jet ski and throttling a bunch of water on him standing in the doorway
I imagine there is plenty of under seat storage space for water balloons... bring on the jet skis.
Back in the day on Lake Washington during the Rainer Cup we used to have some pretty good battles with water balloon launchers made from surgical tube and a funnel. We used to buzz the big yachts with the Bayliner.
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Jet ski's use to start buzzing us fishing. I would just reach down and pick up a rod with a nice top water plug with 3 sets of treble hooks. They don't come back again. :o
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LOL.... water balloons are less likely to draw gunfire.
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LOL Ken.
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;D Absolutely true!!!
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Yeah, I'd be willing to bet she did a little more than smoking weed.
I wonder if CBD would help her condition?
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I would say "meth" did it.
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Yep, it's the big lie spewed by the same people that say it makes you think you can fly and jump out of windows.
Spoiler alert... folks that jump out of windows have deeper issues than smoking weed.
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Yep, it's the big lie spewed by the same people that say it makes you think you can fly and jump out of windows.
Spoiler alert... folks that jump out of windows have deeper issues than smoking weed.
What about those of us who have exited a perfectly good flying air craft while in flight?
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"Airborne, All the way" ;)
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I looked it up. This is REAL!!!
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https://tenor.com/bk5At.gif
Nice one ;D
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https://tenor.com/bk5At.gif
Nice one ;D
Took me a minute to figure out the link.
Reminds ya of the Backroom don't it. ;)
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https://tenor.com/bk5At.gif
Nice one ;D
Took me a minute to figure out the link.
Reminds ya of the Backroom don't it. ;)
Reminds me of us when a new gun is announced.
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;D ;D ;D
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That funny... had to save it.
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Looks like they’re jockeying for position at a basketball game.
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What is this ball with a basket game you speak of?
Do you shoot it?
If a sport ends in "Ball" I have no interest for people that get paid millions of dollars to play a "game" of such.
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When you think "finger tight" is just a suggestion:
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Man you look better than I do right now.
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Gotta be named Merle............he's awful Haggard.........
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↑ Biggest sack of sh-t you've ever seen right there! :P
Speaking of poop....
(https://hips.hearstapps.com/cos.h-cdn.co/assets/16/18/1600x800/landscape-1462387383-imgur-poocalypse-160504.jpg?resize=980:*)
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Twice a day.
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I just bought several cans of turtle hemis yesterday Ken! ;)
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Turtle hemorrhoids?
I guess the Chinese translator is the same one that translates airgun and pump instructions!
Hunter
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It should have said hold my beer! Seriously, hold my beer cause I don't have hands
🤔🫣
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:o Where are the personal jets?
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I need to ask Rosey about this.
(https://images.app.goo.gl/LfMrpJG4LrqAPjAw9)
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Or you could ask one of her five sisters.
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Stop...
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I need to ask Rosey about this.
(https://images.app.goo.gl/LfMrpJG4LrqAPjAw9)
You think an XB-500 would know?
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Definitely a Darwin Award right there.
Hey you, out of the gene pool!
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Definitely a Darwin Award right there.
Hey you, out of the gene pool!
The only thing that would have made it better is if he was blindfolded!
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Hey you, out of the gene pool!
YUP! the gene pool is kinda shallow and murky....
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Snipes ? ???
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There's some thing to be said for smoking....
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Preservatives at their finest. Hey, if it works for a Twinkie...
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You can smoke a Twinkie?
(yes, it's Friday)
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They are hard to keep lit.
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You have to deep fry them first.
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You can smoke a Twinkie?
(yes, it's Friday)
The bigger the caliber the better!!! ;D ;D
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↑ And that's when Frankie decided to become a plumber to show off his new scar.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU4z1Jeyq2g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU4z1Jeyq2g)
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This thread has over 1600 replys and its going to be ruined and trashed because of politics, meme of the day. David
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This thread has over 1600 replys and its going to be ruined and trashed because of politics, meme of the day. David
That would be a shame! Is it possible to delete that post and prevent the political commentary?
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This thread has over 1600 replys and its going to be ruined and trashed because of politics, meme of the day. David
Probably get shot for this ;) but......
(https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/60ffa37841cc3eeecb2f992e31aa93cf.jpg)
(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/6193736192/h8B2F8F12/thor)
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Not shot... just a terd pile avatar.
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Not shot... just a terd pile avatar.
Oh My God!
:o
What was I thinking???
:-[
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Hmmmm....
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This thread has over 1600 replys and its going to be ruined and trashed because of politics, meme of the day. David
That would be a shame! Is it possible to delete that post and prevent the political commentary?
I asked him to delete it if he so desires.
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Cute avy though. ↑
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Really ?
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OOPS!
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Just a wild guess here, you don't fancy them 'lectric cars much, do you?
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Just a wild guess here, you don't fancy them 'lectric cars much, do you?
It seems the fear is real along with some basic misunderstandings about the reasons for giving electric vehicles a shot. I agree - I think we should have stayed with the horse and buggy.
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Here we go!
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I agree - I think we should have stayed with the horse and buggy.
Before the Ford model T, New York city had horse and oxen poop piled up taller than two story buildings in many places. Even the early gas powered vehicles polluted less than animals.
f.y.i.
I drive a diesel Pickup.
I would like to have an electric car as a second vehicle.
Hunter
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I agree - I think we should have stayed with the horse and buggy.
Before the Ford model T, New York city had horse and oxen poop piled up taller than two story buildings in many places. Even the early gas powered vehicles polluted less than animals.
f.y.i.
I drive a diesel Pickup.
I would like to have an electric car as a second vehicle.
Hunter
Living in a rural area 5 miles from town I would like to see electricity delivered to my house everyday first before they make transportation dependent on having electricity too. ::)
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Personally, I would like to see them have a good plan on dealing with the spent batteries before mass production.
Maybe Musk is smarter than we know... we could pay him to rocket them to the moon. :o :-\
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I agree - I think we should have stayed with the horse and buggy.
Before the Ford model T, New York city had horse and oxen poop piled up taller than two story buildings in many places. Even the early gas powered vehicles polluted less than animals.
f.y.i.
I drive a diesel Pickup.
I would like to have an electric car as a second vehicle.
Hunter
Living in a rural area 5 miles from town I would like to see electricity delivered to my house everyday first before they make transportation dependent on having electricity too. ::)
I agree 👍. I'm 5miles from any electricity and just depend on solar power with generator back up. Plus I would never be able to get a Tesla up my roads.🤣🤣 Heck, sometimes even 4 wheel drive is iffy if it's rained a lot or snowed a lot.
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↑ Same thing happened to me yesterday but with gum some idiot tossed in a parking lot or gas station and I had to clean it out of my shoe and off my car's floor mat. I was too busy with my human situational awareness that I didn't see the gum. I've seen people toss all kinds of mess out by gas pumps too and deliberately prime fuel into the nozzle when placing it back into the pump so it will make a big mess on the next person when pulling it out. They've greased the handles sometimes as well so it will get onto the next person's hand. People just stink.
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Thanks Jerry...That one made me smile this morning,
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No purple nurples until our shifts end Jim!
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(https://cdn.24.co.za/files/Cms/General/d/2818/a0a9d115dd144ba3ac7cde4ea8ed9fd6.jpg)
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She should have just said so instead of assuming he knew what she was thinking. ;D ::)
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She should have just said so instead of assuming he knew what she was thinking. ;D ::)
And he should have bought airguns.
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A few...
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A few more...
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That right there is FUNNY! Even funnier when I clicked on it and read it. ;D
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Learned a new word -- SWARF
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Swarf is junk from metal working. ;)
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Correct.
You get an A+ for the day.
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Yep, not something you want to wipe your butt with.
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It's that time of year again!!!
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Learned a new word -- SWARF
See my "avatar" image.
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Learned a new word -- SWARF
See my "avatar" image.
U da man!
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Learned a new word -- SWARF
See my "avatar" image.
It's the 1st time I see it as shavings, Sub sir, after all these years, no BS!
Always saw them as film rolls :P
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With the rimples on 1 side?
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With the rimples on 1 side?
Sure. Cuttings will often have a smooth side and a rough side. It depends on the hardness of the metal being cut, the tool geometry, depth of cut, cutting speed and feed rate; dry or lubricated.
I deliberately cropped my avatar image from the attached one, so that it would make a pretty picture, and obscure the rough nature of what it it, except for those who would recognize it immediately as swarf.
This machine tool supply company seems to have a slightly different crop of the same image in their banner - you have to wait for the images to step through:
(https://www.bettacut.co.uk/s/img/emotionheader.jpg?1641826532.940px.250px)
https://www.bettacut.co.uk/supply-partners/ (https://www.bettacut.co.uk/supply-partners/) We probably copied the original image from the same place. That image had 8.5 x 11 proportions.
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Swarf was one of my favorite star trek charactars.
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A big one, Art. Makes one think of the line, "that's not a knife".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSnosk4tWrg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSnosk4tWrg)
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Roger that.
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Plus 2,
I saw lots of them when I made axle shafts for the local EP mills,
4140 12/14" in diam and up to 10-12' long, solid steel shafts,
.125 deep bite with Carbide lathe bits, those cuttings (Swarf),
would come off the bit smoking HOT and the same color as the photo.
The OLD German lathe had a 4' chuck and 20' long bed,
it was not a fast lathe but was a work of art when cutting.
Thanks,
Don
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With the rimples on 1 side?
Sure. Cuttings will often have a smooth side and a rough side. It depends on the hardness of the metal being cut, the tool geometry, depth of cut, cutting speed and feed rate; dry or lubricated.
I deliberately cropped my avatar image from the attached one, so that it would make a pretty picture, and obscure the rough nature of what it it, except for those who would recognize it immediately as swarf.
This machine tool supply company seems to have a slightly different crop of the same image in their banner - you have to wait for the images to step through:
(https://www.bettacut.co.uk/s/img/emotionheader.jpg?1641826532.940px.250px)
https://www.bettacut.co.uk/supply-partners/ (https://www.bettacut.co.uk/supply-partners/) We probably copied the original image from the same place. That image had 8.5 x 11 proportions.
Always a good day when you turned a lot of parts and kept the chip man busy!!
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I once wrote my process for writing for a collage class. It went something like this.
Stare at the computer screen.
Watch a few YT videoes.
Get a beer.
Start to write get bord and get another beer.
Watch more YT.
Drink a few more beers.
Slam forehead on the keyboard and drag it back and forth a few times.
Drink a few more beers.
Delete all the nonsense then write some BS after I get hammered.
Receive an A on paper.
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I can assure you that is not true.
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I miss my buddy
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Several dogs have walked beside me. They love me and I loved them back. I will miss them for the rest of my life; and I hope to see them again.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. Will Rogers.
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That would be one ride that I wouldn't be able to resist.
It falls under "This I gotta see".
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Several dogs have walked beside me. They love me and I loved them back. I will miss them for the rest of my life; and I hope to see them again.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. Will Rogers.
🙏🙏
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🤮🤮🤢
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Don't laugh. When I was living in Okinawa, there was a big ole spider on the floor of the babies room. I, thinking no problem, I'll just drop my shoe on it and that will be that. NOPE! That sucker crawled out from under it with the shoe rocking back and forth and came at me. 😳 I can't remember what it took to kill it as that was 46 years ago and the only way I know that is my oldest daughter is 46 lol. Oki had so many ways to kill someone between the land and the Sea it's not funny.
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I suspect a menu ordering app.
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I suspect a menu ordering app.
;D
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???
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"."
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(https://i.imgflip.com/1406db.jpg)
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"."
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(https://i.imgflip.com/1406db.jpg)
I'll drink to that!
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Old accountants never die; they just lose interest.
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"."
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/^\
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8)
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(http://)
Commiefornar
on the way
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:o
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Not necessarily......
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Really good news
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Not necessarily......
Who in the blankety blank blank is that??😳
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I don't think I want to know!
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Not necessarily......
Who in the blankety blank blank is that??😳
I believe that's Dame Edna or some suchlike, English comedian pre Benny Hill
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Not necessarily......
Who in the blankety blank blank is that??😳
I believe that's Dame Edna or some suchlike, English comedian pre Benny Hill
May have been his mother/father.... :o ???
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Not necessarily......
Who in the blankety blank blank is that??😳
I believe that's Dame Edna or some suchlike, English comedian pre Benny Hill
Australian, VERY funny!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dame_Edna_Everage
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Air Freshener in the South
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LOL.... just roll down the window on any Saturday in our town.
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following
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A good one...
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;D
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;D
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A good one...
Seen that one a few pages back.... still funny, tho.
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Sorry, Ill try another...
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Sorry, Ill try another...
Can't fool me, they're both the same meme.
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This....
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This....
One of the great mysteries of life finally solved!
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How do you know the odd sock wasn't transported there from another dryer?
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This is why I limit all my socks to one style, brand and color. Fashion is not one of my strong points.
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I have black Dickies socks for boots and black ankle socks for shoes. I ain't got no time to be pairing up fruity lookin socks.
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.
1
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Mine (socks) are solid beige and grey.
Don't have white nor black.
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.
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Carl, my Judy didn't think that meme was one bit funny. [I am still laughing.]
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I don't wear socks. Can't afford shoes.
Bob
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.
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Carl, my Judy didn't think that meme was one bit funny. [I am still laughing.]
My wife sent it to me.
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.
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Carl, my Judy didn't think that meme was one bit funny. [I am still laughing.]
I'm divorced so I can laugh all I want. There are many good things to being single. :P
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Going to get a boat!
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NO POLITICS!! NO ELECTRICITY COMMENTS!!!!
Just laugh and enjoy!!
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;D
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Seriously, get me coffee!
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No memes for 20 days ,!!! I've been slacking
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Hahahahaha!
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(https://i.imgur.com/7TJ24mEm.jpg)
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Middle daughter sent this to me
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For those who like to baby their automobiles!!!
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For those who like to baby their automobiles!!!
Id say for those who dont know what oil is...
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Id say for those who dont know what oil is...
Black gold! Texas tea! (Apologies to Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs)
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;D
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“It’s people”
~Charlton Heston~
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Tasty people.
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NOW AVAILABEL IN A FRESH MINTY TASTE!
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Bummer most mint now smells and tastes like road kill to me.
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For those who like to baby their automobiles!!!
I wonder if it will work in my Yong Heng compressor? :-\ ???
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This is where I am at on the Pumpkin Spice issue.
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Bummer most mint now smells and tastes like road kill to me.
And how do you know what road kill taste's like? Have you been to Selegman AZ and 8 at the road kill cafe? Yes, there is such a place there.
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Bummer most mint now smells and tastes like road kill to me.
And how do you know what road kill taste's like? Have you been to Selegman AZ and 8 at the road kill cafe? Yes, there is such a place there.
You know how when you pass that dead bloated deer even the vaulters won't touch. The smell you can taste kinda like that. I suffered mint tooth paste for months till I found cinnamon.
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(https://pics.onsizzle.com/imgrip-com-shedontlie-she-dont-lie-she-dont-lie-propane-johnny-21295153.png)
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Bummer most mint now smells and tastes like road kill to me.
And how do you know what road kill taste's like? Have you been to Selegman AZ and 8 at the road kill cafe? Yes, there is such a place there.
You know how when you pass that dead bloated deer even the vaulters won't touch. The smell you can taste kinda like that. I suffered mint tooth paste for months till I found cinnamon.
That won't happen around here. We've got so many yotos along with bobcats that it would be gone long before it started to smell.
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Hmmmm
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No argument there. :P
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I envisioned every position.
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I envisioned every position.
LOL! ;D
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Hmmmmm
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Ronald; That joke reminds me of this one:
Shrink: I am going to draw abstract forms on this piece of paper. Immediately I lift the pen, tell me what the image reminds you of.
(shrink does a random doodle and lifts pen)
Patient: Sex
Shrink: OK. How about this one?
(shrink does another random doodle and lifts pen)
Patient: Sex
Shrink: OK. What about this one?
(shrink does another completely different doodle, and lifts pen)
Patient: Sex
Shrink: You seem to be obsessed with sex.
Patient: What do you mean, I am obsessed with sex? You are the one drawing the pictures.
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We've been married 44 years and I still do it when I can!
Hunter
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Every time
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Same applies to SD cards.
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.... and batteries.
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Hmmmm
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I used CBD oil on all my guns and now they all shoot high.
::)
Bob
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I used CBD oil on all my guns and now they all shoot high.
::)
Bob
hilarious!
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I used CBD oil on all my guns and now they all shoot high.
::)
Bob
You need to use THC free CBD oil for airguns silly!
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Short days...
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I used CBD oil on all my guns and now they all shoot high.
::)
Bob
I used it on mine and they ate every pellet I had.
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I used CBD oil on all my guns and now they all shoot high.
::)
Bob
I used it on mine and they ate every pellet I had.
Laughing 😄 🤣 😂 😄 😅 😀
hilarious 😆 🤣 😂 😄 😅 😀
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I used CBD oil on all my guns and now they all shoot high.
::)
Bob
I used it on mine and they ate every pellet I had.
Hope they were lead free pellets.
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:D
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I used CBD oil on all my guns and now they all shoot high.
::)
Bob
I used it on mine and they ate every pellet I had.
I didn't know pellets tasted like chocolate chip cookies.
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I used CBD oil on all my guns and now they all shoot high.
::)
Bob
I used it on mine and they ate every pellet I had.
I didn't know pellets tasted like chocolate chip cookies.
I used it on mine and .... what was I saying?
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I used CBD oil on all my guns and now they all shoot high.
::)
Bob
I used it on mine and they ate every pellet I had.
I didn't know pellets tasted like chocolate chip cookies.
What have you been smoking?😳
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I hope this isn't concerned political.
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;D
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Ken...One word...
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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:o
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SICK
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SICK
I LIKE IT! ;D ;)
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Could be Bob... he's pretty good at using his head. ;D
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LOL could be I keep banging it on the wall.
Bob
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Better than the bed post.😳
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Better than the bed post.😳
Too much flavorless chewing gum stuck there..........
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Could be Bob... he's pretty good at using his head. ;D
Ah, so that's why they call it
"Bobbing your head"?
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8)
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8)
Snoop-YoDog?
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"Eatin' Guam cheese"?
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Dang I'm old! What in the heck is Guam cheese?
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LOL... too funny... that is exactly what Snoop said on the Corona Extra beer commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e8V8JBb2JY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e8V8JBb2JY)
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;D
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LOL... too funny... that is exactly what Snoop said on the Corona Extra beer commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e8V8JBb2JY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e8V8JBb2JY)
Ok, now I get it. I fast forward through the commercials.🤣
Now for the $64k question. Doesn't he look like this cartoon caricator?
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For those who haven't seen the movie that's from Despicable Me.
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Looks like a semi buff Uncle Fester.
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LOL... too funny... that is exactly what Snoop said on the Corona Extra beer commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e8V8JBb2JY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e8V8JBb2JY)
Ok, now I get it. I fast forward through the commercials.🤣
Now for the $64k question. Doesn't he look like this cartoon caricator?
More like this -
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Wonder why he chose 00?
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OOP!
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Never gonna give you up! :o 8) ;D ;)
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Wonder why he chose 00?
Next dude's shirt should've been labeled Willie Skrachum.
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;D 8)
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:o
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Truly pentatonic. 😃
Hunter
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Axe me a question
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^ Liked and shared! ^
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Oops! Wrong one...
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;D
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;D Funny Jerry! ;D
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;D
And then the fight began! 😡🤪
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Missed one...
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.22 vs .177
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(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/62/85/78/628578e0ec3e4bb362d2587dd0234c10.jpg)
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The pillow are always where they like to sit with their tails up too Scott. Marking their territory and people. ALL MINE! :P
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Doggies sleep in kennels at my house.
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Doggies sleep in kennels at my house.
That's where I slept too when I had a dog ;D
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Our small dog sleeps on the foot of the bed, Hank my Great Dane isn't allowed on the bed ever. Yesterday I turned on the vacuum while he was laying/sleeping next to the bed and he jumped right on to the bed. I guess it scared him LOL. It was pretty funny to see.
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Good stuff Dan! hehehe
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A few funny ones
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Good ones Robert!
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Took a couple of seconds but I got it LOL
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Got that one faster he he
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(https://pikeknight.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/lancelot-demotivator.jpg)
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Don't guess I get that one yet. Gotta study it for a while
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Don't guess I get that one yet. Gotta study it for a while
+1
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plus 2
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OK I give up.
Bob
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"Chasity Belt"
Does that help?
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LOL Not yet
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LOL Not yet
+1
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Looses it's humor if you have to explain...
Sorry.
King Arthur went to the Holey Wars and fitted Genevieve with a Chasity belt.
Sir Lancelot got "trapped". ::)
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OK I guess "Restraining order". A Little off for this old toot
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sailed over my head!
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(https://pikeknight.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/lancelot-demotivator.jpg)
"I fffffart in your general direction."
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Heck I'm falling deeper and deeper
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Heck I'm falling deeper and deeper
Don't worry Bob, when you hit 6 feet you'll stop. At least I'm hoping I will.
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(https://i.imgur.com/PXjWRANm.png?1)
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Sometimes you are the bug. Sometimes you are . . . . ;D ;D
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Heck I'm falling deeper and deeper
Don't worry Bob, when you hit 6 feet you'll stop. At least I'm hoping I will.
Around here it's 4 feet...
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"I fffffart in your general direction."
;)
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Getting close I think
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OOPS!
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"Don't apologize she's probably used to paying for it!"
(https://i.imgflip.com/2/dzg2z.jpg)
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"Don't apologize she's probably used to being paying for it!"
(https://i.imgflip.com/2/dzg2z.jpg)
Fixed it for ya.
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Threw my red shirts away....
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(https://i.imgur.com/lqKzfKjm.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/lqKzfKjm.jpg)
Definitely a car for the very rich man who makes poor life choices.
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Christmas meme
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My kind of humor right there Dan!
I literally LOL'ed
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(https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/meme_1_line_700A-5bfd589880c29__700.jpg)
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Hmmmmm
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Good one's Ronald and Mark.
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:o
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Had to send that to my son in-law.
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:o
Hmmmm... doesn't rhyme.
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Farley on a Harley?
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Farley on a Harley?
Nope, nothing like I was thinking... :o
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Farley on a Harley?
Nope, nothing like I was thinking... :o
Chris on a CS?
CS= custom shop
Hunter
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Farley on a Harley?
dangit!
I was stumped...
I called in Hoosier Momma and she got it right away!
Then I scrolled down.
;D
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Maybe this'll be easier! ;D
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Rambo on a Lambo
L.O.L. 😄
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Farley on a Harley?
Fat man on a Fat Boy or a Fat Bob.......
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0053/3505/6418/files/christmas_meme_own_bathroom_large.png?v=1593651162)
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My first thought was "Fatty on a Ducati" but I don't think that's a Ducati.
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Farley on a Harley?
How 'bout a pig on a hog......
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Farley on a Harley?
How 'bout a pig on a hog......
MUCH closer.
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One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading a book,” she replies, thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”
“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.
“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”
“Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the Game Warden.
“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
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Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.
After a short while he asked her what she was.
"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," told the young woman.
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"
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Thoughts...
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I miss that region
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Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.
After a short while he asked her what she was.
"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," told the young woman.
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"
Is this a Real Cowboy ?
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It probably wasn't the cowboy from the Village People.
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I miss that region
That 1s gone right over my head????🤔
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Snoopy
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(https://c8p9p3e5.rocketcdn.me/wp-content/uploads/2021/12/youve-heard-of-elf-on-the-shelf-meme-yeti-on-spaghetti.jpg)
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Scott I hate you.
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Yeti on Spaghetti? :o
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Scott I hate you.
Yeti on Spaghetti? :o
;)
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Isn't that a bumble?
'Cause everyone knows that "BUMBLES BOUNCE "! ;D
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Daughter just sent this to me.
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Hmmmm.
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Seen a Playboy book in a museum that was in Braille... it belonged to Ronnie Milsap. True story.
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Ah come on now.
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For real... it's in Nashville.
https://davidfrizzell.com/willie-nelson-friends-museum-unveiled-new-exhibits/
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Wow must have lost that one somewhere in the back of my head
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LOL, yeah, according to Playboy, not everyone is only interested in the pictures... go figure.
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Don’t they warn kids that looking at Playboys & umm, taking things in hand can make you go blind? ;)
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Not sure, maybe Mr. Milsap was deaf as well... :o
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You mean Playboy had pictures too?
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Came across a few funnyins.
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Merry Christmas
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I like that one! :D
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Saved and shared Dan thanks.
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Not a meme, but in a similar spirit…
https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/zvi9qg/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb (https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/zvi9qg/maybe_maybe_maybe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)
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Doc Brown wisdom....
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I disagree.........
As I used to say to my father...The history of the future has already been written...........but the paper on which it is printed has not yet been made....
Used to drive him nuts......... (That...and keeping birds flying inside a closed trailer to reduce weight fallacy...)
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Oh no. You mean the loaded bird truck is not true. I'm crushed. ::)
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Oh no. You mean the loaded bird truck is not true. I'm crushed. ::)
I was unsuccessful at convincing my dad of that........
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Oh no. You mean the loaded bird truck is not true. I'm crushed. ::)
Not if the birds are flying!🤔🤔
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;D
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I've been saving hard -
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Love it Ken!!
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I've been saving hard -
Yah me too but just barely.😡
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Looks like y'all need to make a resolution.
I can go until my next SS check.. ;)
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A Quick Look
A man and wife were taking a shower when the doorbell rang. The wife says, "I'll get it" and wraps a towel around her.
She opens the door and sees that it's her next door neighbor. The neighbor notices that she's in her towel and says, ""dang" you're so fine! I'll give you $500 right now if you open your towel and let me get a good look at that beautiful body of yours."
She says, "$500? Right now?"
He says, "Yeah right now."
She looks around to make sure the husband is not out of the shower, agrees, opens her towel and lets him get a real good look.
He gives her one long look and hands her the $500.
She gets back in the shower and her husband asks who was at the door.
She says that it was the next door neighbor.
The husband replies, "Cool! Did he give you the $500 he owed me?"
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calculator
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Good one earl.
Bob
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Was emailed this.🤔
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;D Good one Robert !
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Wonder if she got to work on time?
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Nope, she's in jail waiting for her trial for killing her husband 😱😱😂
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Oldie
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Subtleties
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Twas the night.
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You funny guys are doin' a great job today! Keep me chuckling.
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Nuts!
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You'll go down in History!
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FML...
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Safety
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Was the night before Christmas and...
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TwNg!
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Was the night before Christmas and...
Awl through the house?
Hunter
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Was the night before Christmas and...
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Was the night before Christmas and...
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PAYOFF! ;D ;)
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Career Lesson
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients and will give you the energy you need."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull sh!t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Saved and forwarded thanks!
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Poor
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Old man
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I bought a scooter and got 80mpg.
Then I bought a Harley and got laid. 8)
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I bought a scooter and got 80mpg.
Then I bought a Harley and got laid. 8)
A lot of that has happened. Good one Bill
Bob
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My daughter came home from Okinawa Japan to help with my wife when she had her back surgeries. First time behind the wheel I had to remind her other side of the road! 😂
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I bought a scooter and got 80mpg.
Then I bought a Harley and got laid. 8)
Well... You got screwed anyway. ;)
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No kidding!!! 21 was bad 22 was worse......
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Typical Resolution..
In one year and out the other.
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that one had me laughing Scott!
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It's candy, I swear!
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LOL I've seen cream filled beavers before ::) ::)
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It's candy, I swear!
Uuuuu! Y'all be tap dancing in the mine field!
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L.O.L.
I totally get that one!
Hunter
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Definitely a no brainer. I bet there are a lot of guys can relate to that one.
Bob
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logic
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;D
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Good one Ken. Loved the bubble boy.
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:'(
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LOL... would you say, at some point, he was jammin' ?
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I am missing one... never thought to look there!
ZOEY MARIE WOOF!!...
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Hey Ken
See if it works, if it does, that would make a good promo add for that product,
but first I would clean it with alcohol a little bit........... ;)
Your buddies look tell it all.............. ::)
Tia,
Don
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Got a few goodies.
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A few more
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Legal Advice
A lawyer's dog, running around unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
Angry, the butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $35. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $35 and the butcher walks away satisfied.
Not even a week later the butcher opens his mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer. Inside, he finds an invoice in the amount of $150 due for a consultation.
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I will leave the rest to ya'lls imagination.
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Gosh man you don't clean cast iron skillets. There goes the great taste of food cooked in a seasoned skillet
::)
Bob
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I will leave the rest to ya'lls imagination.
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He died in his sleep.
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with a pan mark imbeded in his skull...
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Ouch
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Long
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Legal Advice
A lawyer's dog, running around unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
Angry, the butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
"Then you owe me $35. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."
The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $35 and the butcher walks away satisfied.
Not even a week later the butcher opens his mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer. Inside, he finds an invoice in the amount of $150 due for a consultation.
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Yep, may be time to go back to full metal car bumpers.
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Yep, may be time to go back to full metal car bumpers.
Along with metal dash boards and NO seat belts or air bags.
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Yep, may be time to go back to full metal car bumpers.
Along with metal dash boards and NO seat belts or air bags.
.... and speed limits.
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Yep, may be time to go back to full metal car bumpers.
Honda 2 deer 1 coon 1 plastic bumper.
Pete 1 deer 0 steel bumper.
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I've never hit a deer but, one hit me once... ask Jeff about it.
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I had a deer dent a door on my old big pig one dark and stormy night.
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That's what happened to Jeff and I in my Nitro.
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I have hit too many deer to count... buggers jump out of the ditch in front of me at the last second.
It's like the are committing suicide!
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If you know a State Trooper or Sheriff's Deputy, as how many deer he/she has hit. :o :o
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I have hit too many deer to count... buggers jump out of the ditch in front of me at the last second.
It's like the are committing suicide!
I came close to hitting a mule deer one night on my Yamaha FZ1. Luckily it was where I had to slow down for a down hill corner.🥺
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I knew a guy who either hit or got hit by a deer while going down a mountain on a racing bicycle at over 40mph.
Darn near killed him....in a coma for a week and may never fully recover....and that was 15 years ago.
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A deer killed my wife's Rav-4 when I was driving on my way to buy ice cream in MO one night. I came around a corner and it jumped in front of me right when it came into sight.
In 2020 I came way too close to hitting a large deer in Idaho with my motorcycle. I would have went down or hit it if the road had not been clear and dry, that was as hard of braking as I ever have done on a motorcycle. My oldest granddaughter was on the back and she said she just knew we were going to collide with the deer and was shocked that I was able to slow that fast and miss it.
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Another reason I gave up the Harley.. They may be smaller here in Alabama than the were in Ohio but there are way more of them. And these ones come out at all hours of the day and night not mornings and evenings. I've seen deer in the middle of town on my lunch break.
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The Dakota grilled 2, one made it to the freezer the other I couldn't find until a few days later. The Caravan had a near miss, I didn't think I could endo a mini van at 55 mph and not wreck it either but I did. Lets just say the Caravan driver seat has a few springs missing right now.
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Trust Me....deer bumpers are Real Popular here in Minnesota. ;)
I have hit 2 and killed 1 deer.
One was hit at low speed, the truck knocked it down and threw it about 10 feet. That buck got up dazed then and ran away.
The other had gotten run over by the truck and was severely injured with a broken spine but still alive. The Dodge power wagon weighed 6,000 lbs. Both the front and back passenger side tires had gone over the chest area. It couldn't walk anymore and was in severe pain. I killed it with a ball-pean hammer and a sharp blow to the forehead.
I reported the incident to the MN. DNR and I brought a game warden out to the kill site.
He decided to leave the dead deer where it was.
He said the Wolves will take care of the the carcass and it all be gone in a of couple days.
Best Wishes - Tom
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Classic rock
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That ain't exactly clear....
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There's a man with a Hatsan over there..............
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Tom those bumpers are common here too not just for deer but hogs too. I know a guy who was stopped in the road to let deer pass and one hit his car! He knows of someone who had a deer jump into the window and nearly killed the guy repeatedly kicking him inside. Idiot animals.
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There's a man with a Hatsan over there..............
Tellin me, I got to be-ware.
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There's a man with a Hatsan over there..............
Tellin' me, their CS just don't care... ;D
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There's a man with a Hatsan over there..............
Tellin' me, their CS just don't care... ;D
you gotta stop, hey what's that sound? air hissing all a round. o-rings falling to the ground...
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LOL.... we are a talented bunch here on the GTA. Now try to get that song out of your head.
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LOL.... we are a talented bunch here on the GTA.
Or just plain good at giving away our age around here. :o
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LOL.... we are a talented bunch here on the GTA. Now try to get that song out of your head.
I really enjoyed that too. Well done guys. 8)
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I worked with an old boy years ago. He said he used WD 40 to lubricate everything at his house.
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I worked with an old boy years ago. He said he used WD 40 to lubricate everything at his house.
I'm sure that is going to attract a response... :o
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I worked with an old boy years ago. He said he used WD 40 to lubricate everything at his house.
I'm sure that is going to attract a response... :o
It did... Lol
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I worked with an old boy years ago. He said he used WD 40 to lubricate everything at his house.
GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Oh get your minds out of the gutter!🤪
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Probably caused a rise in sales........
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turn it up!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EET8g01FgIQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EET8g01FgIQ)
stuck in my head! lol
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I worked with an old boy years ago. He said he used WD 40 to lubricate everything at his house.
LOL I never needed lubrication for some reason. ::)
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Yeah, Bob. But just wait until you get old!
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Nothing squeaks. Zero Couldn't hear it if it did.
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Nothing squeaks. Zero Couldn't hear it if it did.
It works for rust too, ya know... :o
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Yes, however.
Forgot what I was gonna say
:D
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LOL.... we are a talented bunch here on the GTA. Now try to get that song out of your head.
Having a hard time doing that as we speak. That and your fart dog post in the other thread. My fart dog mastiff traumatized me for life from all his bad gas so I feel your pain! I still don't know how the popcorn ceiling pieces didn't fall off from all his weapons grade gas. Fans on high, windows and doors open after kicking the dog out every 10 minutes. I miss him but I sure don't miss that.
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;D
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A sore anal sphincter after eating Reaper peppers isn't an emergency, just saying...
Also add, "When something is open that should be closed."
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Awwww, that's where it went....
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It's the thought that counts!
Hunter
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Wednesday
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Asalted
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Type...
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Rosey...
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Face Palm...
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Face Palm...
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Face Palm...
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Face Palm...
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You'll know...
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Here are a couple.
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"I stand BEHIND Alec Baldwin"
Yeah, it's probably safer than standing in front of him.
Hunter
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"I stand BEHIND Alec Baldwin"
Yeah, it's probably safer than standing in front of him.
Hunter
Not me because it's probably going to be in the chow line at some prison.... :o
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L.O.L. 🙂
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I usually try not to take sides
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"I stand BEHIND Alec Baldwin"
Yeah, it's probably safer than standing in front of him.
Hunter
Exactly 😂😂
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I usually try not to take sides
LOL.... there's always Facebook where you can watch family members argue... :o
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I don't care who you are, that's funny 😂🤣😂🤣
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I will confess that I had to take a second look before the chuckles started.
Good one!
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Hi Kris.
I like your post on Florida's seasons.
Here in Minnesota we have 7 seasons.
1. Getting Ready for Winter - June, July & August.
2. Run up to Winter - September & October.
3. Early Winter - November.
4. Hard Winter - December.
5. Cold Winter - January & February
6. Long Winter - March & April
7. SPRINTER - May (Spring)
No mosquitoes in seasons 3,4,5 & 6
Oh For Cute...so far this Winter I've had 53 inches of snow with February, March & April to go.
(That is until Sprinter arrives. (Spring) and then the.... Mosquitoes.)
Oh Wow..Only -14 F this morning.
Today is a Nice Day for a road trip up to Duluth !
The Roads are just fine.
Best Wishes - Tom.
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When I lived in Florida I decided it really only had two seasons. Mowing season and raking season. That pine straw is relentless!!!
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Change
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More change
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Awful change
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Snow
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Incoming!
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More change
Except the top picture is of them on social media and the bottom picture is of them looking for work.
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Had these sent to me today.
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Couple more.
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Couple more.
On my 1969 GMC I have to be careful because I have a Red negative cable and a Black positive cable. It is just what I had at the time. It would be obvious to anyone that looks at all though.
I have used it to jump more than a few vehicles and have gotten some panic reactions a couple of time, LOL.
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Funny stuff Dan!
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This is a milk man from the 1970s. Now it all makes sense!!!
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And they'll soon be voting
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Betty Lou said that was unacceptable... she says it's also for women.
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An Irish 7 course meal? A 6 pack & a potato.
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I dig the bomber Carl thanks!
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My wife, Andrea, found out that our dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
Andrea went to the pharmacy and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist thought about it for a minute and said, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
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I know I can.
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Takes me back to the days of building cardboard army tanks and blasting away in the house until there was a cloud of smoke houvering throughout the house. ;D
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I remember smacking whole rolls at a time on a brick with a hammer.... and no proper PPE... :o
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Made your ears ring didn't it. ;)
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Made your ears ring didn't it. ;)
WHAT? :o
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Takes me back to the days of building cardboard army tanks and blasting away in the house until there was a cloud of smoke houvering throughout the house. ;D
Try doing that today and you'll have the cops at your door!
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And then I say hold my 🍻!! Then later it's dang that hurt!!!
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Yes... I own this.
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🤣😂🤣
Well, at least we get 1 of those days every 4 years.
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In the words of Larry the cable guy, “That’s funny, I don’t care who you are.”
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Larry the Cable Guy celebrated a birthday last Friday. Happy 60th Dan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_the_Cable_Guy
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Hilarious Scott! :P
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Fettermens wife?
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/\/\/\/\/\/\ I have been there, done that with several dogs I owned when I was duck hunting. I had one that would be in the water the minute you clicked the safety off to get ready to shoot, she had that look on her face "why didn't you shoot". My brother had one that would bark at him if he missed a bird.
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/\/\/\/\/\/\ I have been there, done that with several dogs I owned when I was duck hunting. I had one that would be in the water the minute you clicked the safety off to get ready to shoot, she had that look on her face "why didn't you shoot". My brother had one that would bark at him if he missed a bird.
I want to see that on video!
Hunter
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HA HA HA!
the minute you clicked the safety off to get ready to shoot, she had that look on her face "why didn't you shoot"
That is so close to home here is why I just had to post it..
Except in my case it is Zoey and Squirrels.
"Dad...Dad.. It's right there ... CHOOT IT!"
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/\/\/\/\/\/\ I have been there, done that with several dogs I owned when I was duck hunting. I had one that would be in the water the minute you clicked the safety off to get ready to shoot, she had that look on her face "why didn't you shoot". My brother had one that would bark at him if he missed a bird.
I want to see that on video!
Hunter
Hunter, I wish there were digital cameras or cell phones back them, this was 40 years ago when I was in college and my brother just finished high school and starting college. The video cameras back then where big as a suit case and vhs and expensive.
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/\/\/\/\/\/\ I have been there, done that with several dogs I owned when I was duck hunting. I had one that would be in the water the minute you clicked the safety off to get ready to shoot, she had that look on her face "why didn't you shoot". My brother had one that would bark at him if he missed a bird.
I want to see that on video!
Hunter
Hunter, I wish there were digital cameras or cell phones back them, this was 40 years ago when I was in college and my brother just finished high school and starting college. The video cameras back then where big as a suit case and vhs and expensive.
I had one, it cost me two weeks wages at the time I bought it. It looked like this, it was big enough that it didn't get used as much as it would have otherwise. :(
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Back then... I went with the BetaMax format instead of VHS... thought it was better so would win out in the competition.
Yeah... that went well. ::) :P :-X
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Back then... I went with the BetaMax format instead of VHS... thought it was better so would win out in the competition.
Yeah... that went well. ::) :P :-X
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I bought 1 of the first Sony digital cameras. It was not the top of the line but just below it. That dang thing set us back $800 and was oposlete 2 years later. It used 720 floppy disk.
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Ha Ha Ha...
The BetaMax Player I had came with a CORDED remote so I could sit on the couch and use it without getting up.
My how times have changed.
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They would be "cancelled" and riots in the streets.
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Now that's funny.
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Brad...you nailed it!!!!
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;D ;D ;D
So stealing that for work!
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Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo)
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When Carlin goes off like that people think he's funny. When I go off like that people think I'm nuts.
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LOL add 12 years to each
Bob
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Funny true story. A buddy of mine had a matchless 250 he sold to a neighborhood kid with the condition of no refund. The kids parents wouldn't let him keep it so back it went. This happened 2 more times with the same results. 💸
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Funny true story. A buddy of mine had a matchless 250 he sold to a neighborhood kid with the condition of no refund. The kids parents wouldn't let him keep it so back it went. This happened 2 more times with the same results. 💸
Someone was telling him to not sell it. He probably wishes he still had it.
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He buys old bikes and restore them to sell at auction in Vegas. He's restored bikes between 100cc hodakas to the first year of the BMW R90s.
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Should of pick a different career.🫣😜
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(https://i.imgur.com/8U1OREem.jpg)
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If you need a good reading of the wind conditions for long range. ;)
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/MGalleryItem.php?id=8806)
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James
I like that, fits very well in NV also................. 8)
The wind never stops blowing around here.
Don
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Boss has a pellet of choice..
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That's cruel. Now way he can spit it out.
Bob
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Feel again, Boss is a she... :o
She's the one that picked it up and trust me, her mouth is much bigger than that tin of pellets.
She brought the empty tin to me to try to get me to play but if you try to take it she growls and runs.
That empty tin had fallen off the shooting bench so she grabbed it and ran.
Everytime we come home from being at the store or whatever, Boss greets us with a gift.. it could be a rock, a stick or a pine cone.. which ever she finds first.
Her name is Boss because that's what she thinks she is.
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Hey Bill
"Boss" is telling you to get the air guns and she wants to go hunting.............. ;)
Very cute trick..........8)
"Chance" does his same trick also when I shoot the rifles,
he runs to the door/windows and looks for flopping Hosp/Starlings,
and then starts he little dance, as he knows there is a dirt napped bird
somewhere he can chew on,
they are better a tuned to what's going on than most people are.
Thanks,
Don
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Boss and Rambo are complete opposites when it comes to guns and water.
Boss is right under my feet no matter what gun or how loud it is. Rambo even sees a gun and he heads for the house.
Boss will walk in the swamp pong up to her neck or lay in the puddle when it rains. Rambo stands at the edges and gets a drink. We've seen Boss put her whole head under water going after frogs.
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I taught my last 2 dogs to get my shoes. They search the house until they find them and bring them to me. This last one has a bedtime he likes to keep so he gets up and brings me my shoes when he's ready for bed.
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Feel again, Boss is a she... :o
She's the one that picked it up and trust me, her mouth is much bigger than that tin of pellets.
She brought the empty tin to me to try to get me to play but if you try to take it she growls and runs.
That empty tin had fallen off the shooting bench so she grabbed it and ran.
Everytime we come home from being at the store or whatever, Boss greets us with a gift.. it could be a rock, a stick or a pine cone.. which ever she finds first.
Her name is Boss because that's what she thinks she is.
I almost forgot; my boss is a female. :-[
Bob
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My boss is a female too. I sometimes call her my Judy. The rest of the time I just call her 'Sir'.
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Her name is Boss because that's what she thinks she is.
Don't they all. Many should be called wardens. ;)
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If you're married to a woman then your boss is a woman.
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As an experienced married guy, I like to think that my wife and I each have our areas of expertise and the other respects that expertise. Unless she whimsically overrules my expertise.
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Betty Lou and I have territories we rule over..
Hers are the interior of the house, her she shed and the common yard area of the outdoors.
Mine are the bar/mancave, the barn and the Red Shed along with easements of the perimeters.
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If you're married to a woman then your boss is a woman.
Never forget, "If Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy"! ;D ;D ;D
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(https://www.glocktalk.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.glocktalk.com/attachments/ftahq1ky3mc21-jpg.1011989/)
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A few a friend sent me.
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(https://www.glocktalk.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.glocktalk.com/attachments/ftahq1ky3mc21-jpg.1011989/)
Heh,heh,heh,,,,good one!
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(https://i.imgur.com/1qxZKFOm.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/1qxZKFOm.jpg)
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That's a good 1 Kris!! Funny but oh so true.
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LMBO.
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So Kris, is that you under there???
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>.<
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;D
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Can't win
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:o
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^ Now THAT is funny right there!!! ^
Here is mine for today...
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^ Now THAT is funny right there!!! ^
Here is mine for today...
Scott I have witnessed this in person, brake job was more than the car was worth, scrap yard picked the car up from the shop.
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Other side of that coin...
I once took my Chevy Astro van to Firestone for a front brake job. I went back to pick it up and they hadn't even touched the tires. Instead they had both doors off the van and said I needed new door pins and estimated the work at $800. Fact is, the doors worked just fine.
I told them to put my doors back on and take the van off the rack.. and they needed to do it before I finished dialing my lawyer's phone number.
I wouldn't take my wheel barrow to Firestone.
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^ Now THAT is funny right there!!! ^
Here is mine for today...
Scott I have witnessed this in person, brake job was more than the car was worth, scrap yard picked the car up from the shop.
Yep... have been an Auto-Tech for the first 20 years of my working life it hit home. ;)
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Other side of that coin...
I once took my Chevy Astro van to Firestone for a front brake job. I went back to pick it up and they hadn't even touched the tires. Instead they had both doors off the van and said I needed new door pins and estimated the work at $800. Fact is, the doors worked just fine.
I told them to put my doors back on and take the van off the rack.. and they needed to do it before I finished dialing my lawyer's phone number.
I wouldn't take my wheel barrow to Firestone.
Years ago I was a "Service Advisor" at a Pontiac dealership.
One day I had two customers with the same last name "Black" and they both had black Grand-Am's..
One was for an oil change, the other was for a cam replacement.
Well you can guess what happened when the signals got crossed. ::)
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I was 19 and took our car in for routine maintenance. After 3 days I called and was told they didn't know anything about it. Arriving at the dealership and talking to the service manager he said the car was never scheduled. No one could locate it and as I once again described it, a salesmen exclaimed, oh sheet! Turned out the car was placed into the used inventory and sold the day I dropped it off. They tried to reconcile by offering me another used vehicle until I asked to use their phone and yellow pages. Then I asked, "Do I look under lawyers or attorneys"?
It took about a week to get my car back and I insisted the maintenance be free and the car fully detailed. Not too long after I was fueling it up and a young woman came up to me and asked where I got the car. It was her who had purchased it. Not only did the dealership not compensate her for the trouble, they insisted they couldn't return the taxes she paid. She had already contacted an attorney. Or was it lawyer?
The car in question...
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We have 2 auto repair shops locally in this po-dunk little town. One worked on my truck, broken engine mounts and a replacement gate. They had it for 354 days, I ended up buying a gate and delivering it to them.
The other shot replaced both the engine and transmission on my wife's car, took 2 days, one follow up visit due to a small leak and happy sailing ever since.
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Wow Carl... that is crazy...
I had your Buicks step-sister.. '76 Olds Cutlass.
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I think the century was $4600 new. It was the 1st car I owned that came with a stereo radio as apposed to a "hi-fi" radio.
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First new car I ever had was a 77 Pontiac grand prix with the 400 olds engine.
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this is what drove before the buick... '69 grand prix "j" 400cc dual holley quads.
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this is what drove before the buick... '69 grand prix "j" 400cc dual holley quads.
You mean 400 cfm?
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I think the century was $4600 new. It was the 1st car I owned that came with a stereo radio as apposed to a "hi-fi" radio.
I still have my first new car bought in 1973 when I got my first full time job. Century Gran Sport Stage 1, 455 cubic inch with Power Sun Coup top. I'll never sell it but i know my wife will when I'm gone. I like those older Buicks.(http://)
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this is what drove before the buick... '69 grand prix "j" 400cc dual holley quads.
You mean 400 cfm?
Ha ha. 400 ci
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:o
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Thanks, Ken. I sent that one to my brother right away.
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Prud!
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??
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"Picture Day" at the Academy ...
(https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/207-5fc5144b82fb0__700.jpg)
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.=.
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Scott what they didn't show was the dog licking his hangers 5 seconds beforehand.
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.=.
Big mac dispenser.
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;D
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Well I certainly don't get that one ???
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Hamster?
Nah, wolverine!
Hunter
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;D
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Good one mobilehomer.
I sent that one to my friends.
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:o
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:o
Too soon?
Cha!! ;)
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;D
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8)
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I know some of you need this!!!
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8)
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Soooo done.
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Soooo done.
Frosty’s last words, “it is going to be a Goodyear, I can feel it”.
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Good one Mark..
ROTFL
Hunter
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;D
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:-X
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Dwayne "The Dynamite" Johnson.
(https://s1.qwant.com/thumbr/0x380/9/2/7983912139de74e5cf876c911e8a3a8818dd863cc590ee5f4a08ee1f180e1c/1ef59dd43dce9c34c4d8d06ccf8e5e08.jpg?u=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.newsapi.com.au%2Fimage%2Fv1%2F1ef59dd43dce9c34c4d8d06ccf8e5e08%3Fwidth%3D650&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
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😁
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Love this 1
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Love this 1
Perfect.
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Not a "meme" but thought I'd share...
They are now armed.
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:o
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^..^
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(https://s2.qwant.com/thumbr/0x380/6/5/07f5d9e95da6881e58939b77da4588c771e2f85e31b6ce97a0e398fd1ff5f7/1600266582_kn8ct241op.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.acidcow.com%2Fpics%2F20200916%2F1600266582_kn8ct241op.jpg&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
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Birds
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;D
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;D
😁☝️
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;D
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Need a new gun...
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She's what?
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This one is me!
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:o
This one is me!
I thought that was why they invented door knobs.
But first you need to learn how to do it one handed because using the door knob with no hand support is not a good thing.
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In truth, I often use the door knobs. But my favorite is the stairway. The stairway is near the front entrance - neighbors must love me!
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Blitztank. ;D
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From Boss and Rambo...
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;D
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:D
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TRUTH!!!
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Love it !!
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Yep!
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Yep, and the ear plugs made it so I couldn't hear the idiot on the forklift coming.
I was lucky to retire alive.
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:o
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8)
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Saved
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Saved
TRUTH!!
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8)
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New signs for our fence.....
It's much better if you sing it like the jingle... ;D
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True just ask these dogs after the cats got through slapping their taste out. :P
https://www.bitchute.com/video/9w6p9RTRZpHF/ (https://www.bitchute.com/video/9w6p9RTRZpHF/)
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^_^
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Fathers day is coming...
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^_^
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...
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Love it... And shared
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^_^ https://youtu.be/km_31O1xvUI
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🤢🤮
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Today from my S.I.L.
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Today from my S.I.L.
I really think we need a "Like" button on GTA!!!
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Upon closer examination.... Looks like it shoulda been 241 3/4
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Dog coming out of the woods.
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Upon closer examination.... Looks like it shoulda been 241 3/4
Must be a cold day >:(
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Dog coming out of the woods.
Izza Puppah!!!
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Definitely a dog.
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Definitely a dog.
Pretty cool either way. I saw the man first and had to take a longer look to see the dog. Now the dog is the first thing I see and I have to look longer to see the man.
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Upon closer examination.... Looks like it shoulda been 241 3/4
It's the "Upon closer examination" that has me concerned. :o :-X
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Today from my S.I.L.
is that hardwood?
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;D
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8)
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;D
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not really a meme, but i happen to be wearing one of my sasquatch t-shirts when we came upon this big guy.
do i win a prize?
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not really a meme, but i happen to be wearing one of my sasquatch t-shirts when we came upon this big guy.
do i win a prize?
Congratulations Carl, you have won a free 1 year membership to the GTA forum! ;D
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do i win a prize?
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not really a meme, but i happen to be wearing one of my sasquatch t-shirts when we came upon this big guy.
do i win a prize?
You win a Bozo button!
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/xj4AAOSwiGlfJX1F/s-l640.jpg)
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Far side...
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(https://i.imgur.com/2aGIrtNm.jpg)
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;D
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Good stuff right there Kris! :P
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Don't remember posting this...
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A lot of hogs…
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(https://i.imgur.com/i6prPudl.jpg)
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Whoa Kris... you nailed it.
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Here you go
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(https://i.imgur.com/i6prPudl.jpg)
Love it!
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Here you go:
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#10 is my favorite!
Cat says no damz given too just look at that Schmuck. hehe
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Heres one
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Another
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Yet another
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More
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Last one
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Another
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Couple more
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Another
It probably would of been safer.
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I can relate…
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/14o2bm7/potato_gun/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/14o2bm7/potato_gun/)
Looks like an attempt to use HPA to launch a potato maybe…
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I can relate…
We actually had a real remote for our TV when I was that age and it didn't take batteries. You could only go 1 direction so if you missed your channel you had to go all the way around to get to it and it didn't control the sound.
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I remember that type of remote. But the upside with that remote was there were not many channels when you needed to go around all of them.
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I remember that type of remote. But the upside with that remote was there were not many channels when you needed to go around all of them.
That remote kinda sounded like slapping a mini book.
We had one in the early 70s.
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I can relate…
We actually had a real remote for our TV when I was that age and it didn't take batteries. You could only go 1 direction so if you missed your channel you had to go all the way around to get to it and it didn't control the sound.
Our 1948 Admiral you could shake your keychain in front of it and it would change. Only had to go 12 channels cause the UHF had a side box and had to set the tv to channel 3. No remote for the box
Bob
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It was a zenith and it was in the 50's.
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In my day the term "REMOTE CONTROL" wasn't in the dictionary. We called it a "Clicker".
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In my day the term "REMOTE CONTROL" wasn't in the dictionary. We called it a "Clicker".
My great grandmothers Zenith TV had a 'clicker' with a single button, no volume control, just channel selection up. 2, 4, 5, 9 & 11 were the local stations.
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I think my families first TV was in 1963? I know it was a 13" Black and White GE, my older brother has that TV and it still works. One job he had in the 70's was as a TV/VCR repairman, I don't know if he ever had to fix the little GE TV though. He keeps it as nostalgia. My grandma and grandpa had a HUGE color TV as far back as I remember, which I enjoyed when I visited them, if the program was broadcast in color, 8).
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In my day the term "REMOTE CONTROL" wasn't in the dictionary. We called it a "Clicker".
My great grandmothers Zenith TV had a 'clicker' with a single button, no volume control, just channel selection up. 2, 4, 5, 9 & 11 were the local stations.
That's what we had. It used a tuning fork to change the channel.
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My Uncle had the first color TV that I can remember and we used to go to his house and watch Bonanza don't remember th exact year but I think 1958.
Bob
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Here you go:
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:o
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Good one. :)
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It suits me well.. ;)
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Here we go, TGIF everyone.
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Charlie Bronson gave me a chuckle…
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I thought this was amusing…
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A few....
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I WANT THIS!!!
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=437237;image)
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https://www.amazon.com/SHUNAN-Beware-Trespassing-Hiding-Vintage/dp/B08KT6PQ1Y/ref=sr_1_46?crid=1SYHLLVP3WOPZ&keywords=No+trespassing+humorous&qid=1689424339&sprefix=no+trespassing+humorous+%2Caps%2C148&sr=8-46 (https://www.amazon.com/SHUNAN-Beware-Trespassing-Hiding-Vintage/dp/B08KT6PQ1Y/ref=sr_1_46?crid=1SYHLLVP3WOPZ&keywords=No+trespassing+humorous&qid=1689424339&sprefix=no+trespassing+humorous+%2Caps%2C148&sr=8-46)
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Ordered!!
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I want this one as well.
https://www.amazon.com/Sarcastic-Neighbors-Listening-Outdoor-Indoor/dp/B07QRRGLL5/ref=sw_img_d_crh_rh_cps_4?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B07QRRGLL5&pd_rd_w=J0Jen&content-id=amzn1.sym.f17ff023-7920-4da7-a998-f259b01180bc&pf_rd_p=f17ff023-7920-4da7-a998-f259b01180bc&pf_rd_r=E70S9V91QE20S4TR73M2&pd_rd_wg=9EucA&pd_rd_r=902c2ad9-90f8-438a-9cb0-1b6745b0ce65 (https://www.amazon.com/Sarcastic-Neighbors-Listening-Outdoor-Indoor/dp/B07QRRGLL5/ref=sw_img_d_crh_rh_cps_4?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B07QRRGLL5&pd_rd_w=J0Jen&content-id=amzn1.sym.f17ff023-7920-4da7-a998-f259b01180bc&pf_rd_p=f17ff023-7920-4da7-a998-f259b01180bc&pf_rd_r=E70S9V91QE20S4TR73M2&pd_rd_wg=9EucA&pd_rd_r=902c2ad9-90f8-438a-9cb0-1b6745b0ce65)
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I WANT THIS!!!
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=437237;image)
I like the one that says trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. :P
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We've got 1 on our east gate that says anyone caught on the property after dark will still be here in the morning.
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My oldest daughter sent me this one.
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My oldest daughter sent me this one.
What a great idea. I already have forest green cargo pants, tan cargo shirt and black duty belt with accesssories. I just need the logo hat. I might be too fat for the duty belt after 30 or 40 years.
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Ordered!!
Mine
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:)
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Mondays
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8)
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He is not a HE. He is a SHE - or soon will be! Hee hee
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Redneck gender reassignment......
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Wow, that hurts just to look at it!
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Maybe he was smart enough to put the nut brake on first......maybe.
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(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91+jhNuawvS._AC_SL1500_.jpg)
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Love it!!
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Maybe he was smart enough to put the nut brake on first......maybe.
Ah, he'll,? or what ever because it's got a titanium cup on.😁
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;D
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My safe has a warning decal similar to this, to discourage anyone from using a cutting torch or angle grinder to open it:
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61LeMAmSccL._AC_SL1220_.jpg)
Am I stupid enough to store black powder in a strong container? Are you willing to cut open my safe to find out if this is a bluff or not :)
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(https://s2.qwant.com/thumbr/474x355/4/7/e49c69a03481a656ff85348452445652b46470c2e2646d45aa88fcc52a735c/th.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.explicit.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.hwddA0L9aicO8DtcShsCUwHaFj%26pid%3DApi&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
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;D
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:o
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Gave me a chuckle…
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:o
Acme's orders will take off!
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And I quote, "Beep...beep..... :P :P :P :P"
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And I quote, "Beep...beep..... :P :P :P :P"
I thought it was, "Meep...meep"
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beep,_beep_(sound)#:~:text=Although%20commonly%20quoted%20as%20%22meep,hmeep%20hmeep%22%20or%20%22mweep%2C
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;D
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:o
Acme's orders will take off!
My daughter was in my garage and asked me when I got an anvil. I told her I saw a coyote in the yard one night and found the anvil in the morning. Boy did she give me a strange look.
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:o
Acme's orders will take off!
My daughter was in my garage and asked me when I got an anvil. I told her I saw a coyote in the yard one night and found the anvil in the morning. Boy did she give me a strange look.
Delivered by an Acme drone..........
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How about this for old times?
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How about this for old times?
😂😂😂🤣🤣. Now a days.......
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I reposted Ken's image below because it reminded me of Lizzie's signature line; about the gazelle and the lion. Of course, it only "works" when the right animal names are used:
"Every morning in Arizona, a roadrunner wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest coyote or it will be killed. Every morning a coyote wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest roadrunner or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a coyote or a roadrunner... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running."
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=437529;image)
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;D
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How about this for old times?
😂😂😂🤣🤣. Now a days.......
No way in hades they'll show him now. Him and Bob Todd together were a riot! That dude played a hysterical drunk. Man those were the days.
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;D
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How about this for old times?
😂😂😂🤣🤣. Now a days.......
No way in hades they'll show him now. Him and Bob Todd together were a riot! That dude played a hysterical drunk. Man those were the days.
Great.... Now I got "Yackity Sax" stuck in my head!
;D
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:o
Acme's orders will take off!
My daughter was in my garage and asked me when I got an anvil. I told her I saw a coyote in the yard one night and found the anvil in the morning. Boy did she give me a strange look.
I actually have an Acme Anvil, they were made By Trenton for sears and others, I am told.
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How about this for old times?
😂😂😂🤣🤣. Now a days.......
No way in hades they'll show him now. Him and Bob Todd together were a riot! That dude played a hysterical drunk. Man those were the days.
Great.... Now I got "Yackity Sax" stuck in my head!
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All those songs were so catchy. I haven't watched him in years yet they still pop into my head from time to time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI&list=PLH6hTH5HY39kHGHKIVuRP4EQNietLf5wd (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI&list=PLH6hTH5HY39kHGHKIVuRP4EQNietLf5wd)
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^ LOVE IT!
"Hey Mister tally man ...tally my bananas"
Now something for Bill and Carter.
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Wow that is cold.
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A Kardashian?
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"Sledge-o-matic"!
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Here you go
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Them some goodins!👍🤣
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Alright!
Here’s one:
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Just imagine how it will be for these critters in 10k years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J32eAAv7P6w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J32eAAv7P6w)
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If you are considering adopting a prairie dog(s) after seeing this video, be aware that wild prairie dogs can carry sylvatic plague, tularemia and tetanus. The first two are most often transmitted by fleas and the last by prairie dog bites. All three are potentially fatal for humans. The only prairie dogs that one should handle or be around are those born and raised in captivity that have been assessed for disease potential.
Yeah, killjoy, I know.
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Good to know though! I'll never have them for pets but that's a cute vid. Funny seeing them in anything else other than videos of people shooting them like I'm used to seeing. hehe
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Don't you think it's a great thing that under armour did marking which foot is which? It helps you to start off on the right foot 😜.
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It's good to not be a dog. Even better to not be a cat *ICKING YOUR **S. :P
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Well Ken, I got it immediately, just thought I'd wait.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SBmAPYkPeYU
Hunter
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Along with the population.😁
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Two birds are sitting on a perch. One asks the other "Does something smell fishy"?
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A massive hole appeared in New York this morning, police are looking into it.
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I crashed my car between two houses today. Mr and Mrs Ball lived in the house on the left and Mr and Mrs Smith lived in the house on the right. Thankfully I was dragged out by the Smiths!!!
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Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"
"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even poop anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.
"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"Do you have trouble crapping?"
"No, I poop every morning at 6:30."
With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."
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Carter says,
"Bill, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador."
"Really, ..." says Bill, "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
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Uhm... Dan.
Those are some good ones....
But.... this isn't the "Got jokes" thread. ::)
https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?topic=105224.0 (https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?topic=105224.0)
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Yeah, I doubt that dog would be behind his dad... pretty sure dog would be in first.
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I believe in that translation, the definition of "six" would be "azz". ;)
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Don't you think it's a great thing that under armour did marking which foot is which? It helps you to start off on the right foot 😜.
Lovely toenails ???
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They're thanks to the army. Issued to small of a boot in the induction center.😡 If you think the lefts are bad you should see the right.🥴🤢
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They're thanks to the army. Issued to small of a boot in the induction center.😡 If you think the lefts are bad you should see the right.🥴🤢
My father has been dealing with the same thing ever since he was in basic training. Crazy how a size issue on a shoe can lead to a lifelong hassle like this…
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They're thanks to the army. Issued to small of a boot in the induction center.😡 If you think the lefts are bad you should see the right.🥴🤢
My father has been dealing with the same thing ever since he was in basic training. Crazy how a size issue on a shoe can lead to a lifelong hassle like this…
Went to buy shoes the other day. My feet are size 8, I tried on a pair of 9, they felt so good, I bought size 10!
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We don't buy energy drinks but I have been known to teach children how to swear. :-\
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We don't buy energy drinks either. And children have taught me to swear! :o
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Here’s a thought…
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One more
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108 degrees and 80% humidity here today and counting
Bob
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Haven't had a electric bill in over 3 years but my propane bill has taken it's place 😔. 2100 dollars last year and no idea how much it will be this year.
Of course that's for heat, cooking, clothes drying, and of course the generator if we don't have enough sun.
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Haven't had a electric bill in over 3 years but my propane bill has taken it's place 😔. 2100 dollars last year and no idea how much it will be this year.
Of course that's for heat, cooking, clothes drying, and of course the generator if we don't have enough sun.
Well you can have some of our sun
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I have to write something to post the pic
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↑ Looks like their rain spouts too!
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Only because I couldn't find a grocery cart full of springers.
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Only because I couldn't find a grocery cart full of springers.
Pretty sure I would buy an armory. There would definitely be at least one turret at the top of the mountain on my island.
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Depends on the broad. hehehe
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Purple Reign, Purple Reign!!
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The cat that hangs around my place will lick her tail hole but will not cover up her poop leaving it for me to step in. ::)
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That's borderline evil, not sure why it made me laugh.
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Better the ball pit than the kitchen area.. :o
ORDER UP !!!
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The cat that hangs around my place will lick her tail hole but will not cover up her poop leaving it for me to step in. ::)
She likes to share!😁
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Better the ball pit than the kitchen area.. :o
ORDER UP !!!
Ding fries are done!
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Tom..."Liked"..."saved"... "shared"!
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Don't forget tobacco.
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Remember all those tobacco and liquor/beer commercials on TV!
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Camel use to sponcer a lot of motorcycles racing back in the day.
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Same with F1
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NASCAR Winston Cup.
I can even hear Fred Flintstone singing the Winston jingle.
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Yeah but your catnip ain't safe.
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Lucky Strikes was my favorite commercial
LSMFT
Loose strap means floppy titty
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Scott needs that on a tshirt. ;)
I dig the cats pic Mr P!
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The actual only one ever.
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Nah! No it's not! You're lying to me! 😁
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That's why they put stop lights at the end of the on-ramp now, to get people slowed down to freeway speed!
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I frequently see people blowing through yield signs forcing others to slam on the brakes to avoid hitting them while they pull out in front of others. Even worse I often also see people stopping at the end of an off ramp where no stop sign exists forcing others behind them to pile up. Mirrors and signs are ornaments to a lot of people now.
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I'm going to go the other side of this coin...
It seems common for folks not to even try to let me in when I am merging onto a highway. Even though there is nothing in the outer lane, they refuse to move over, slow or speed up. Reckon everyone has cruise and hands free on while they play with the super computer display on the dash or nap. Or maybe playing patty cake to the tune of "We will rock you". :o
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Around this Boro, drivers will speed up to cut into the lane I am in. If there is not enough room, I am supposed to brake so they can be rude and wedge themselves in front of me. It seems like it would be beneath their dignity to get in back. I have not been side swiped yet.
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That's why they put stop lights at the end of the on-ramp now, to get people slowed down to freeway speed!
I'm so glad we don't have any of that foolishness around here. It was just starting to creep into the CA high desert when I moved.
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Around this Boro, drivers will speed up to cut into the lane I am in. If there is not enough room, I am supposed to brake so they can be rude and wedge themselves in front of me. It seems like it would be beneath their dignity to get in back. I have not been side swiped yet.
It seems it is a race to some, they think if they aren't passing they are loosing. Every position counts, LOL. I don't mind the passing as long as they don't cut close in front of people or tailgate that's irritating because it puts others at risk. On the flip side we have some that will always go 20-30 mph slower than the speed limit, and they are a hazard too.
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That's why they put stop lights at the end of the on-ramp now, to get people slowed down to freeway speed!
I'm so glad we don't have any of that foolishness around here. It was just starting to creep into the CA high desert when I moved.
In the last couple of years our traffic has gotten way worse in our area. The roads to town are overwhelmed from about 4:30 PM to 6:00 PM from the south and north on weekdays, the weekends aren't so bad yet. At the same time there are more cars the main drag though town and it got an impassable median installed replacing the left turn lane to prevent turning left so everyone has to drive further and make lots of U-turns at the lights or go around the block where the no U-turn signs are posted. It really is a lot harder to go to several places on different sides of the street and there hasn't been a reduction in accidents either. It seems like the powers to be sat down and brainstormed on what can we do to impede traffic flow?
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Lots of things to look for when merging onto the highway. Especially the people on the ramp behind you. Chances are they are also looking back at the oncoming traffic and not at your brake lights... :o
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That's why they put stop lights at the end of the on-ramp now, to get people slowed down to freeway speed!
I'm so glad we don't have any of that foolishness around here. It was just starting to creep into the CA high desert when I moved.
In the last couple of years our traffic has gotten way worse in our area. The roads to town are overwhelmed from about 4:30 PM to 6:00 PM from the south and north on weekdays, the weekends aren't so bad yet. At the same time there are more cars the main drag though town and it got an impassable median installed replacing the left turn lane to prevent turning left so everyone has to drive further and make lots of U-turns at the lights or go around the block where the no U-turn signs are posted. It really is a lot harder to go to several places on different sides of the street and there hasn't been a reduction in accidents either. It seems like the powers to be sat down and brainstormed on what can we do to impede traffic flow?
My town did something similar a number of years ago. The main drag along the lake had 4 lanes, 2 each way, and then there was a 2 lane frontage road that ran behind all the businesses along the lake. To "help improve traffic flow" they turned 6 lanes into 4, two south bound behind the businesses, and two north bound along the lake. It did not improve traffic flow...
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That's why they put stop lights at the end of the on-ramp now, to get people slowed down to freeway speed!
I'm so glad we don't have any of that foolishness around here. It was just starting to creep into the CA high desert when I moved.
In the last couple of years our traffic has gotten way worse in our area. The roads to town are overwhelmed from about 4:30 PM to 6:00 PM from the south and north on weekdays, the weekends aren't so bad yet. At the same time there are more cars the main drag though town and it got an impassable median installed replacing the left turn lane to prevent turning left so everyone has to drive further and make lots of U-turns at the lights or go around the block where the no U-turn signs are posted. It really is a lot harder to go to several places on different sides of the street and there hasn't been a reduction in accidents either. It seems like the powers to be sat down and brainstormed on what can we do to impede traffic flow?
My town did something similar a number of years ago. The main drag along the lake had 4 lanes, 2 each way, and then there was a 2 lane frontage road that ran behind all the businesses along the lake. To "help improve traffic flow" they turned 6 lanes into 4, two south bound behind the businesses, and two north bound along the lake. It did not improve traffic flow...
They successfully moved some accidents to the residential streets, oops!
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Ken, that one is a keeper.
Thanks for the chuckle.
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I'm going to go the other side of this coin...
It seems common for folks not to even try to let me in when I am merging onto a highway. Even though there is nothing in the outer lane, they refuse to move over, slow or speed up. Reckon everyone has cruise and hands free on while they play with the super computer display on the dash or nap. Or maybe playing patty cake to the tune of "We will rock you". :o
Yep they act like the steering wheel weighs 3000lbs then get mad at your for daring to make them have to move it.
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No, this is a photo bomb
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Hmm Hmm Hmm...
Liked and shared
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I'm so ready for fall!!!! I think today is going to be the last hurrah for summer but who knows. We've got rain until Monday and it's suppose to be in the low 80s.😁😁 I'm suppose to be pet sitting Saturday through Monday afternoon. Of course we'll all, or at least those who get snow will be bemoaning the need for summer again.😂😂
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We had a December cold front. No rain but down to 95 yesterday. ::)
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It's 49 degrees this morning in Highland, Indiana. Deer season is fast approaching!
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I'm so ready for fall!!!!
Amen! Fall and Winter are my best times of year temp/bug wise.
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I sure hope all you folks down south get some relief from the Heat soon.
It will get cold where I live soon enough.
I'm enjoying the warmth while I still can.
Best Wishes - Tom
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Tom
LOL, I can stand the cold, but not the heat,
and by the way,
can I ask where you found those 117 cal pellets? (bottom 3 rifles)
I'd like to add some to my pellet collection............. ;) ;D
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I sure hope all you folks down south get some relief from the Heat soon.
It will get cold where I live soon enough.
I'm enjoying the warmth while I still can.
Best Wishes - Tom
Men are from Mars. Woman are from Venus. Mars is cold 🥶. Venus is 🔥🥵.
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Tom
LOL, I can stand the cold, but not the heat,
and by the way,
can I ask where you found those 117 cal pellets? (bottom 3 rifles)
I'd like to add some to my pellet collection............. ;) ;D
Starting today until Tuesday, the temps are forecasted to be in the 90's, then it is supposed to drop back into the 70's.
The first fros will come later this month or in October. From mid October on we can expect snow.
The snow will last until April. Last April we had out last winter blizzard on April 1st.
That was quite an April Fool's joke on us.
As for 117cal pellets, I picked up some tins of 117cal Crosman Pointed pellets at Walmart, to shoot in the Stoeger.
All the rest of my 117cal pellets I have gotten trade thru the GTA Classifieds or I have had them for a long time.
I have this drawer full of pellets plus two large card board boxes full.
I ran out of room in this drawer for pellets so I put my 22cal pellets in one box and my 25cal pellets in another.
Between the two boxes, I have as many pellets as what is in the drawer.
The drawer and the two boxes are all full, right to the brim.
I have enough pellets to last me a long time.
Best Wishes - Tom
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Are they 117 or 177 cal? :o ;)
If they are true 117 cal can I buy some to add to my pellet info program?
Tia,
Don
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Betty Davis and Loren Becall I think 🤔.
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Why oh why is it always Bob 😑
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Sorry
Not a meme but an actual poster my 80 year young Mom bought today...
Yes, I come by it from genetics. ;D
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Betty Davis and Loren Becall I think 🤔.
Nope, Joan Crawford and Bette Davis.
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Betty Davis and Loren Becall I think 🤔.
Nope, Joan Crawford and Bette Davis.
Are you sure? I looked at some old photos of her and they sure looked like the woman in the picture. To tell you the truth I don't know how I came up with the names
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Betty Davis and Loren Becall I think 🤔.
Nope, Joan Crawford and Bette Davis.
Are you sure? I looked at some old photos of her and they sure looked like the woman in the picture. To tell you the truth I don't know how I came up with the names
Joan and Bette..........
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I just bought 1200 of these to make percosion caps for my C&B pistol
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I didn't get many cap guns as a child but don't feel sorry for me. I had a BB gun before I was strong enough to cock it and my first .22 when I was about 6 or 7. We lived way out in the country and didn't have much to do except shoot.
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Spoken like Charlie Harper!
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Only old folks know the difference from Tide and Cheer. ;)
Tide is for summer beach wear.
Cheer is for Holiday clothing.
Whisk is for the working mans "ring around the collar"
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A 'Lesson in Laundry'!
What next on GTA?
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"...and now for something completely different"
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I never knew that one is not supposed to wash a white towel with a red towel. But my Judy set me straight!
Is there such a thing as "Towel Police"?
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Warning... red socks will turn your tightie whities pink in the laundry.
Fortunately I don't own either.
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Only old folks know the difference from Tide and Cheer. ;)
Tide is for summer beach wear.
Cheer is for Holiday clothing.
Whisk is for the working mans "ring around the collar"
Gain is for after the Holidays and stretchy fabrics.
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And Woolite is for washing your sheep.
Some folks prefer clean sheep.... :o :-X
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Red Socks?
I like the Tigers
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Truth...
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Now that's a good one. ::)
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I can't believe that chipper was running when the picture was taken. No one could possibly be that stupid.
On second thought,,,,,,, yeah there's gotta be people that stupid. Possibly one less now.
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Good morning!
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So true...
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Mc Jager
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Nuts!
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Woof!
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Ouch!
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Truth!
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Coffee
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Kids!
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Where?
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Ummmm
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Nuts!
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=441126;image)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dH0Ut9rHsM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dH0Ut9rHsM)
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Nuts!
Anything in the middle is screwed! ;D ;D ;D
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:D
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Here you go…
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:o)
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In two weeks we have lost $150,000,000 worth of Jets!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql4_Pigemfg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql4_Pigemfg)
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For your consideration:
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How ironic Gil...I said that Friday at work and I had to show that clip to my young co-worker. He had never seen it.
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Corn hate
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Ahem....
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True that!
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Fools.
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OOPS!
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Meh...
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🙂
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🙂
Thanks..
Any idea how hard it is to get beer out of a keyboard? ;D
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Well, that just made my day. Now I got to clean up my keyboard. NEXT! :o
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Good morning. :)
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I have to stop reading this thread. It's starting to affect my brain.
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🙂
Thanks..
Any idea how hard it is to get beer out of a keyboard? ;D
A straw works best for me........
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/1_gif.gif (http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/1_gif.gif)
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http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/1_gif.gif (http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/1_gif.gif)
You need to watch Dirty Dancing.
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I beg to differ... nobody NEEDS to watch Dirty Dancing.... again. :-\ ::)
Now if he had said that line in Roadhouse I would watch it again.
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If I can't figure out what our little dog wants and she keeps bugging me in a demanding way, I will ask "Do you want to take a bath?" and she will immediately walk away and leave me alone, LOL.
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I beg to differ... nobody NEEDS to watch Dirty Dancing.... again. :-\ ::)
Now if he had said that line in Roadhouse I would watch it again.
Took the words right out of my mouth.......how unsanitary.........
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Brilliant Dan! hehe
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I beg to differ... nobody NEEDS to watch Dirty Dancing.... again. :-\ ::)
Now if he had said that line in Roadhouse I would watch it again.
HEY! "Nobody puts Baby in the corner."
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I feel like I may have posted this one here before
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Hello there
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:o
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....Until you find them stuck to your shoe or tire anyway.
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That is real.
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Buncha good one's guys.
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Deleted, double post....
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....Until you find them stuck to your shoe or tire anyway.
Or you find them stuck between your toes, if you like to go barefooted............. ;)
Around here, it's so dry that after 2-3 days, when you step on them, they just crumble away
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....Until you find them stuck to your shoe or tire anyway.
Yeah, Rambo covers them on purpose... poo poo IED. If you're not sure footed enough, your foot will slide out from under you and you will land in it. It's like a greased leaf slip n slide.
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Meh...
Love it!!!
I sooooo need to print that one out, and put it up somewhere at work!... ;D ;D ;D
Jesse
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Now there's the kind of snake Bill needs to start in his town! Btw Bill Rambo's getting back at you for having him on a diet.
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Yeah, just so happens, I found one of his IEDs this morning. :o :(
Now I have a pair of shoes to clean.
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:)
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I told my son I could see him doing something like this.
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:D
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Might take a while.
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Might take a while.
I don't know but you may have to learn sooner or later ::)
Bob
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Might take a while.
I don't know but you may have to learn sooner or later ::)
Bob
I honestly don't see anything in my future that would make me learn to dance to YMCA in English let alone doing it in Chinese. :-\
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May have to learn Chineese tho LOL
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Yeah, I'll probably end up in the pit because I often even struggle with English.
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Hey I don’t care what anyone eats but… ;D
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Here’s another.
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Hmmm…
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My wife use to do that all of the time about 20 years ago.
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Hmmm…
The rifle seems short too.
Probably an AK-1/4 7 ???
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I know people just make these kind of conversations up most of the time but funny anyway.
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FACT!!!!
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Thought this might be appropriate here... Thought it was funny.
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I know people just make these kind of conversations up most of the time but funny anyway.
A dress always looks best on the floor. ;)
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Thought this might be appropriate here... Thought it was funny.
^FACT!^
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FACT!!!!
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It’s that time again
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Just imagine if they would've took and put it in the trunk and gone home and cut it off? That would've cost the city instead of bringing in revenue.😁😁
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Just imagine if they would've took and put it in the trunk and gone home and cut it off? That would've cost the city instead of bringing in revenue.😁😁
Pretty sure the city wouldn't care considering the tax payers paid for it.
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Just imagine if they would've took and put it in the trunk and gone home and cut it off? That would've cost the city instead of bringing in revenue.😁😁
Pretty sure the city wouldn't care considering the tax payers paid for it.
Nope, and they have the license plate # so they can send a bill for parking and charge you for disposing of your tire.
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My friend the Witch Doctor sent me this...
Never Mind... I sobered up. ::)
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???
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???
Ummmm.... nope.
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Where's Chucky? Probably in the kitchen section picking out some goodies to work with.
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Here you go
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:P
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have to share the Star Trek pun with my kid she’ll appreciate that one. 8)
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Ok - this definitely goes here…
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Ok - this definitely goes here…
I had a similar wreck in 1982.......
I was on a VERY tall frame Fuji and the sar was a 1969 Chevelle SS396
MY result was the opposite of that in the meme.........
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Ok - this definitely goes here…
Marco, I love that one.
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This disturbs me more than it should…
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:o
This disturbs me more than it should…
The one one the left raises the question, "who is the father".
Else, there is a joke in there about, "this is just the pits".
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This disturbs me more than it should…
The one one the left raises the question, "who is the father".
Else, there is a joke in there about, "this is just the pits".
Yeah, that should drive the price of avocados down a bit.
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:o
This disturbs me more than it should…
The one one the left raises the question, "who is the father".
That had me chuckling! :)
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This disturbs me more than it should…
The one one the left raises the question, "who is the father".
That had me chuckling! :)
Those body guards are not useless, they are something to throw at your attacker.
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Yeah, a couple speed bumps to slow you down before you actually hit the wall.
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Yeah, a couple speed bumps to slow you down before you actually hit the wall.
That’s perfect lol
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Now that's funny... the older Chucky looks so real. :o
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That’s a keeper!
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Perfect. I wouldn't even complain about paying the bill.... and a generous tip.
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They're getting better and better.
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(https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-f939f46977bce1450fa0acf2a4f56382-pjlq)
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Please, don't hate!!
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Apparently you break a pumpkin by feeding it KC BBQ.. :o
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:o
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Hum?
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Hum?
Cute bottle-opener!
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Did I already post this one??
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I know when someone is trying to get me to watch a mime…. Nice try
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I know that WALL well. I have hit it a few times in my life - and not just while bicycle riding.
Live to Ride -- Ride to Live
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Did I already post this one??
Albert was really trying to figure out how to divide it by 1..........
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Nah, I think he was trying to figure out the volume and hoping it didn't multiply. :o
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I'd guess he was analyzing the coefficient of friction
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:o
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You know, I'm usually king and being frugal and repurposing but that one got past me... BRILLIANT !
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Humm?
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You’re right - it just wouldn’t be a real 2023 halloween without politics injected into it!
Here ya go…
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You’re right - it just wouldn’t be a real 2023 halloween without politics injected into it!
Here ya go…
Wait, that's how I normally dress. Maybe I should put on a suit and tie as a costume.
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Mr. P.
That is my favorite Pooh story ever.
Pat
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Senior moment…
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LORD Vador
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Meh...
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Grogu
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OOPS!
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Ayupp...
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ACE?
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My evening...
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My evening...
LOL that's about right !
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Vin Diesle
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I think that's Vintage Diesel.
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LOL... I can relate...
I just finished off a half pizza and 2 chocolate cookies. Betty Lou was looking at recipes online and ask....
"Pumpkin cheesecake, don't that sound good?"
Ummm.. no, nothing sounds good right now, I'm stuffed.
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I think that's Vintage Diesel.
Good one!
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I’ve had both so i can relate to this…
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LOL... I can relate...
I just finished off a half pizza and 2 chocolate cookies. Betty Lou was looking at recipes online and ask....
"Pumpkin cheesecake, don't that sound good?"
Ummm.. no, nothing sounds good right now, I'm stuffed.
That's why I try and not grocery shop hungry.
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LOL... I can relate...
I just finished off a half pizza and 2 chocolate cookies. Betty Lou was looking at recipes online and ask....
"Pumpkin cheesecake, don't that sound good?"
Ummm.. no, nothing sounds good right now, I'm stuffed.
That's why I try and not grocery shop hungry.
Yeah, that's a lose, lose deal there. If we go after we eat we end up not getting half of what we need.
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Marco the neighborhood cat that stops by for food and scritches once looked at me like that when I went back inside without petting her enough. Absolutely cracked me up! Moody critters.
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Happy birthday USMC
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Leap year every 13 years too. Is this all just because people are afraid of the number 13? :o
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Only new borns would have a 29th 30th 9r 31st Birthday
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Just saying...
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Only new borns would have a 29th 30th 9r 31st Birthday
Man did I screw this one up.
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Only new borns would have a 29th 30th 9r 31st Birthday
Man did I screw this one up.
You know, I wondered about that, but since you are so much smarter than me, I didn't question it... :o ;D
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Only new borns would have a 29th 30th 9r 31st Birthday
Man did I screw this one up.
You know, I wondered about that, but since you are so much smarter than me, I didn't question it... :o ;D
Duh, Huh ::) ;D
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Just saying...
Several people around here already put up their Christmas lights over a week ago. I wait like my forefathers did until after Thanksgiving.
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Hello there happy plinking
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Just saying...
Several people around here already put up their Christmas lights over a week ago. I wait like my forefathers did until after Thanksgiving.
I'm ahead of all of you. I've already took them all down. I mean why wait until the last minute right?😁
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Just saying...
Several people around here already put up their Christmas lights over a week ago. I wait like my forefathers did until after Thanksgiving.
I'm ahead of all of you. I've already took them all down. I mean why wait until the last minute right?😁
I'm even farther ahead than that... I never put them up.
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Bah Humbug !
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My wife and I were coming home yesterday (11/15) on the Interstate and met a long tractor trailor flatbed piled high with Cristmas trees. These were all in tight net bags and there had to be hundreds of them on there. Headed South I suppose.
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If I were so inclined I could walk no more that 50' out in the woods and cut one. But, of course, the best ones are 100+ feet in the air at the top.
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Hello there
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:o
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↑ This is your brain on drugs.
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All I can say is.. that must have been a really big bird. :o
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Me
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This afternoons snack
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This afternoons snack
Son use to call that infantry candy because they gave it to them like candy.
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Haters
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???
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I'm a little slow Ken, what's with the ducks?
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I'm a little slow Ken, what's with the ducks?
They are all in a row.
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The most important takeaway from that duck meme is someone would be able to kill 4 of them in 1 shot if lined up right with them. :P
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Okay, got your ducks in a row. Got it now. DUH!! A little slow!! 😂
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Oh man, that’s a string of keepers right there lol 😂
Carl you have the good memes. My teenage offspring approves.
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For any video gamers out there…
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Yeah, I don't think we need that Marco. Please don't be offended.
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Guys, I know it's the BackRoom and all but we need to remember that there is no minimal age limit to this forum and I'm sure y'all wouldn't want your children seeing some of the things posted here.
There are countless things out there that can be humorous without being distasteful.
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Apologies and thanks for taking it down. I will try again…
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Much better... thanks.
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Well, I appreciate your civility. I definitely felt uncomfortable posting that one… I found it hilarious but really was unnecessarily crude to just to get a laugh.
Here’s another. of course back in the day everybody didn’t have wirelessly connected digital camera in their pockets at all times but still…
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For any video gamers out there…
I never noticed the shark in the back ground.
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(https://imgs.search.brave.com/M4M9E8deZ0xdrNmmoye1x2zlammL8QQ3gsq-MckUmEk/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9zdGF0/aWMuYm9yZWRwYW5k/YS5jb20vYmxvZy93/cC1jb250ZW50L3Vw/bG9hZHMvMjAxOS8w/My8xNy01Yzk5ZWQ3/ZDUyMmVhX183MDAu/anBn)
(https://imgs.search.brave.com/hcJ_84wgeOn2fAmPvo-LSbK4M2IMs1rckpjAK5GzYy4/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pbWcu/aWZ1bm55LmNvL2lt/YWdlcy8xMDZmZWU2/YzQzN2E2OTNhY2I4/MTdmZjJkZTQ1NTMw/OTAzOWNmZDZiOTdh/ZDIxYjRiZTc3MWU2/YWVkNTJiMWNlXzEu/anBn)
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I don’t know if you fumble with these things like I do…
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Deeze
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Or better suited as a "meme"...
Dis
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Alternative version, below the original
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=445419;image)
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The pause that refreshes...........
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Alternative version, below the original
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=445419;image)
Too funny… :)
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Alternative version, below the original
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=445419;image)
Too funny… :)
I loved his character in Boston legal.
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I loved his character in Boston legal.
DeForest Kelley was a pretty awesome "Bad Guy" on old Westerns. ;)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSPRxwjjkCbGVmrKNNWTs7uBvA-7sk2wDv6Fw&usqp=CAU)
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The wife looking through the window cracked me up... I let her in too.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/19r3i3.jpg)
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(https://imgs.search.brave.com/nKx9xfDJuav9oVWOjRF519hryhm7vbAQWpqr2gJZ2ms/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9pLnBp/bmltZy5jb20vb3Jp/Z2luYWxzL2IxL2I3/Lzg2L2IxYjc4NmIw/OTFhMDRlOWNkOGZh/OGIyM2RmZDhkMzhj/LmpwZw)
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Gil... you nailed it. That's the exact look I got from Rambo when I put the Pyramyd Air pellet packers on his legs and tried tell him they were floaties.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/19r3i3.jpg)
Do that to your wife and sleep with one eye open for the rest of your life ;D
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I wouldn't doubt it for a minute.🤣😂🤣
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I know a dude here who would probably love to wear this shirt....
(https://imgs.search.brave.com/l_EmKW8_eVl3hs8e6536IjEprUYgV2moO0znn9itYPs/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tLm1l/ZGlhLWFtYXpvbi5j/b20vaW1hZ2VzL0kv/QTEzdXNhb251dEwu/X0NMYXwyMTQwLDIw/MDB8OTFGcGZUSjd2/b0wucG5nfDAsMCwy/MTQwLDIwMDArMC4w/LDAuMCwyMTQwLjAs/MjAwMC4wX0FDX1NY/MzQyX1NZNDQ1Xy5w/bmc)
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If I have to hear that song one more time...
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It is too!
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Yah, for sure!
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I Took the dog outside to do what he does and guess what ?
By George... It's snowing again. ;D
Best Wishes - Tom
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Bruce and his twin, Brocco
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I Took the dog outside to do what he does and guess what ?
By George... It's snowing again. ;D
Best Wishes - Tom
I would!! I'd be happy to get any moisture around here.
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👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼
Talk about an advertising FUBAR.
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Here’s one
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No, thank you.......
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(https://imgs.search.brave.com/_z-bGgFA3QCi4vFnfsPbY50zSlklPpwkcNKQ-cAeVWY/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9zdGF0/aWMuYm9yZWRwYW5k/YS5jb20vYmxvZy93/cC1jb250ZW50L3Vw/bG9hZHMvMjAxOC8x/MS9jaHJpc3RtYXMt/bWVtZXMtMzAtNWJm/ZDVjOTc5NmZjY19f/NzAwLmpwZw)
(https://imgs.search.brave.com/c_aiU5rqCWwTAbv57Wu8WPOmYqoT54pNPDj7Cni04pQ/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9zdGF0/aWMuYm9yZWRwYW5k/YS5jb20vYmxvZy93/cC1jb250ZW50L3Vw/bG9hZHMvMjAxOC8x/MS9tZW1lNy01YmZk/Njk5NmFkMWIyX183/MDAuanBn)
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Yes.
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There are some good ‘un in there, literally cackling!
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(https://s2.qwant.com/thumbr/0x380/6/a/f7365601ad08448982aaa19332346e849df7234efe2f2d450fc059dd447f3e/101-Best-Funny-Dog-Memes-04-720x707.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwinkgo.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F08%2F101-Best-Funny-Dog-Memes-04-720x707.jpg&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
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If this guy is in your backyard, he will need that coffee!
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(https://i.imgur.com/oUILmhYm.jpg)
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Truer words were never written.
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:D
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The correct answer: Y E S !
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The correct answer: Y E S !
my guess was 5!
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I'm going with "All of the above" ;D
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I'm going with the the dog needs to lighten up on the CBD Gummies.
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Mornin'
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Mornin'
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Mornin'
Storm poopers?
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I'm going with the the dog needs to lighten up on the CBD Gummies.
And stop farting in my direction.
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And a Southern accent thicker than molasses in January. :P
(https://www.memesmonkey.com/images/memesmonkey/c4/c423c8251d4e3eb9a0441708fdfb7ade.jpeg)
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Twin sons of different mothers.......
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Huh???
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Precisely......
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(https://i.imgur.com/VeulRQ6m.jpg)
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Kris
+1 Thanks ;)
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(https://i.imgur.com/VeulRQ6m.jpg)
Act your age? But I've never been this old before🤔
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Another one
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(https://s2.qwant.com/thumbr/0x380/f/6/658769d2e6a3fc713a4c5cbfe6e25218cda3cc18ce34f05e681475b01c4039/1061c0cf3649b732745a61b6c8167da5.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F10%2F61%2Fc0%2F1061c0cf3649b732745a61b6c8167da5.jpg&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
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I should think that belongs on "The DARK SIDE OF THE ROOM".
Hunter
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Nice one Dave!
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(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2023/12/19/051029/87488279/wedmemes11.png)
I guess I'm slow. I give up.
Bob
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I'm with you Bob.
Oh wait, I get it.... it's a prism. Duh
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Pink Floyd , Dark Side of the moon Album ;D
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WOW and it's on sale on Amazon $11.98
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Pink Floyd , Dark Side of the moon Album ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ynZnEBtvw
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That's the album that got me started listening to the Floyd. I had it on 8 track.
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(https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2023/12/19/051029/87488279/wedmemes11.png)
That's the album that got me started listening to the Floyd. I had it on 8 track.
I got it... on "Digital recorded LP" ...oxymoron today
"Dang"
I must be old
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I wonder how many people drive by that house and just don't get it. Better yet, I wonder how many do get it.
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I wonder how many people drive by that house and just don't get it. Better yet, I wonder how many do get it.
LOL I'm old and I didn't get it.
Bob
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I wonder how many people drive by that house and just don't get it. Better yet, I wonder how many do get it.
LOL I'm old and I didn't get it.
Bob
LOL I was 18 when that album came out and I didn't get it at first. Then all of a sudden it just clicked. I kept focusing on the A frame house then I noticed the white lights going in and the colors of the rainbow coming out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI8g0Ff1-JA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI8g0Ff1-JA)
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Rabbit target?
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Pink Floyd , Dark Side of the moon Album ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ynZnEBtvw
Great album.
I love time.
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Mine I created...
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Went to town for the holidays and saw this calendar in a bookstore. If they only knew.
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Hmmmm....
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Yep!
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Yep!
We had a backstage pass in the VIP section.. ;)
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(https://s1.qwant.com/thumbr/0x380/b/4/fde307b841030195a470aad45ad0bfd8d049c1851c6aa0fb324e8a0a98009c/happy-new-year-meme33-min.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcelebcritics.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2021%2F10%2Fhappy-new-year-meme33-min.jpg&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
(https://gadgetfreeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Happy-New-Year-Memes-2020.jpg)
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Not for any of us
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Oh' Heavens!
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While I was saving time not washing my hands in the washroom at work ... Funnier , as the Boss has been on leave for 2 months getting his new house livable, some days his contractors fail to show ...
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/gallery/17377-040124201313.jpeg)
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Saw this one today.
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:o read this one slowly.
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There are some keepers in this thread, that’s for sure. ;D
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Dis..
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:o
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:o
If that's all it takes, he can have her. :o
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Lifts for a short 'cowboy'.
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Shirt...
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So do my dogs.
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He was soooo right!
If you remember this... You are old.
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Shirt...
I sent that to my SIL who hunts.
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He was soooo right!
If you remember this... You are old.
Remember? Sure I remember Captain Kangaroo. And the bike? Dude, I can still feel the pain of racking my ballzak on that shifter. :o
"The Buzz Bike"
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And we take AIRGUNS apart?
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How do we know that monkeys didn't descend from humans? :o
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How do we know that monkeys didn't descend from humans? :o
Actually, when my daughter was little, I thought she proved that monkeys descend from us. LOL. But she grew out of it, so the jury is still out on that one.
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He was soooo right!
If you remember this... You are old.
Remember? Sure I remember Captain Kangaroo. And the bike? Dude, I can still feel the pain of racking my ballzak on that shifter. :o
"The Buzz Bike"
Yes he was and I remember before that.
Bob
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How do we know that monkeys didn't descend from humans? :o
Actually, when my daughter was little, I thought she proved that monkeys descend from us. LOL. But she grew out of it, so the jury is still out on that one.
I see evidence proving the theory almost everyday.
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If man descended from monkeys, WHY are there STILL monkeys ??
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If man descended from monkeys, WHY are there STILL monkeys ??
Because the job is not quite complete yet. ;)
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He was soooo right!
If you remember this... You are old.
Thanks Scott!
My best friend bought one like that when I was in 6th grade. I bought the Schwinn Collegiate. I still have it but, not with all original parts. I already knew my age makes me old to some people.
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If man descended from monkeys, WHY are there STILL monkeys ??
I specialized in evolutionarily biology - I’ve never heard anyone who understands the theory say that humans were descended from monkeys.
Creatures that are alive today all have common ancestry - it is just a matter of how far back in time that ancestor was living on earth. Creatures with a great degree of genetic similarity like humans and chimpanzees and bonobos all evolved from some other creature, which is no longer alive today because it (like basically 99.9% of life on earth) went extinct.
For dogs and wolves it’s so close that they have really not entirely separated. Enough dogs are mating with enough wolves that genes from purebred dogs show up in wolves in remote areas (wolf/dog hybrids, pass it on to other wolves, which pass it on to other wolves until the gene is all over the place).
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Which translates to.........
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Which translates to.........
....... "careful not get Hunan in beard".
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Which translates to.........
Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew!
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Supposedly it's a repeat of what he said in Engrish.
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The people of the north have their own idioms, or colloquialisms.
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(https://s1.qwant.com/thumbr/0x380/a/5/af43b3c6aa7ce0567e9e75ade335395739731203713d5df42be4065f089c37/c28c2622758a8a4e616abced0bb2c0c8.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fc2%2F8c%2F26%2Fc28c2622758a8a4e616abced0bb2c0c8.jpg&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
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F-117 Stealth Fighter at boneyard
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Whew, at least she didn't combine all the partial pellet tins into a coffee can or something. :o
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My wife cleaned off my desk once. After the spasm abated and I found most of my stuff she said she wouldn't do it again....
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I don't mess with stuff in the kitchen and Betty Lou don't mess with my stuff. If my stuff encroaches on her's or the community space she asks me to take care of it. She has, on occasion, laid something on the bar that may belong in the Red Shed but she always tells me if I don't see it first.
It used to be alot worse at the other house where the spare bedroom had a temp tinker bench in it. That didn't always work out too good. ::)
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56 years and my wife doesn't touch ANTHING I have ::)
Bob
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56 years and my wife doesn't touch ANTHING I have ::)
Bob
That's kinda sad.. :o
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Yeah...that wouldn'ta cut it with me......
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Lucky ones. I keep my stuff in a locked room. She constantly moves stuff around, hers and mine, and then asks me is I have seen where she put her ____ (phone, Keyes, glasses, etc. fill in as appropriate, 😂).i consistently say no idea. But her good parts outweigh any irritations!
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Clear as a bell..
Plain as Day...
(https://i.redd.it/vwx8mh1rbhy71.jpg)
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Have a good day!
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Clear as a bell..
Plain as Day...
(https://i.redd.it/vwx8mh1rbhy71.jpg)
The only clip I know of...
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;D
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So glad you chose this one over the well digger's version.
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Here… ;)
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Marko, I like to measure speed in furlongs per fortnite.
I think it would be very sad if the whole world used the same measurement system. We might lose the knowledge of how to convert units if we ever contacted beings from another world.
Hunter
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Almost as cold as my ex....almost! :P
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Lets hope
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Grand-Dads winter sledding day...
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Sent this to my boss tonight..
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Exactly.
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Imagine those were coffee beans how good that would smell.
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Imagine those were coffee beans how good that would smell.
But....they ain't...........
Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose.
Roll up your window and hold your nose.
You don't hafta to leek, no, you don't hafta see
Cuz you can feel it in yer olfactory..........
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😉
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;)
I've recently discovered the Harry Bliss cartoons, thanks to Pinterest. I'm a fan.
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Fresh (?) memes…
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Careful
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From last October?
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From last October?
LOL... that has to be the epitome of laziness.
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Or morbidity.
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Friggin Awesomeness!
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Maybe I'll carve this year's pumpkin at 35yd with an airgun.
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Maybe I'll carve this year's pumpkin at 35yd with an airgun.
Or let it come in the gate and roll acroos the driveway
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Maybe I'll carve this year's pumpkin at 35yd with an airgun.
Or let it come in the gate and roll acroos the driveway
That's an idea, he does devour the pumpkin treats Betty Lou makes them.
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Happy shooting y’all
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(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=450971;image)
Absolutely love this Ken!
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Absolutely love this!
Hic..! suite: Judy Blue Eyes Beep-Beep.........
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I need to bring back my spats and walking cane.
Oh yes, I have them both and Zoot Suite.
Puttin on the Ritz.
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I hate you, you hate me, let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun Barney on the floor, no more purple Dinosaur. My friends 7 year old son at the time came up with the words to the Barney song. 🤣
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Speaking of driving
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(https://s1.qwant.com/thumbr/0x380/2/c/b782e8220e8cdf9f5161eefa4888f9a36c868c8a525787d90eac99224e801b/mst0u-27-Gn8GF8M.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sunnyskyz.com%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F11%2Fmst0u-27-Gn8GF8M.jpg&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
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PULL !!!
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Better toasters back then as mine won't reach half that high. :P
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:P
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The half time show we should have seen!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKK2AIHwZpY
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As I used to tell my students (all male class) "Wear latex or she'll get your paychecks".
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A bit gamier than a tide pod I imagine…
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;D
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Carl it looks like that tree is putting on the ritz.
(https://s2.qwant.com/thumbr/0x0/f/c/74ff1ff3eeb1d3632ee8431fd3548ff61a624d53bb487567142b2ad86a241c/9e54ade0a5689e69a2029134dcac92ad.jpg?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F9e%2F54%2Fad%2F9e54ade0a5689e69a2029134dcac92ad.jpg&q=0&b=1&p=0&a=0)
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I love that movie!!
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What’s wrong with camping?
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😂
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;D
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???
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:o
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Great one Ken!
Mannix was one of my favorites, next to Rockford files... no one remembers!
https://youtu.be/fuldM3o47Tg
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Betty Lou still watches old Manix, Cannon and Kojack shows among others.
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Great one Ken!
Mannix was one of my favorites, next to Rockford files... no one remembers!
https://youtu.be/fuldM3o47Tg
Mike Connors does a cameo on 2-1/2 men. He plays a love interest for Evelyn, and dies sitting on her on the sofa while waiting for her....
Loved Gail Fisher......
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😁
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Good one madhatter. One of these hits a little too close to home… I’ve been trying out online dating ha ha
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This one hits too close to home...
::)
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😂
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The display on my stereo in the truck went on the blink 2 years ago. I don't miss it at all. The only time it was ever on was when Betty Lou was along for the ride. I prefer to spend the time with my own thoughts.
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The display on my stereo in the truck went on the blink 2 years ago. I don't miss it at all. The only time it was ever on was when Betty Lou was along for the ride. I prefer to spend the time with my own thoughts.
Wow, that's scary!!!🫨
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The display on my stereo in the truck went on the blink 2 years ago. I don't miss it at all. The only time it was ever on was when Betty Lou was along for the ride. I prefer to spend the time with my own thoughts.
Wow, that's scary!!!🫨
Yeah... good thing I don't share them all.. right?
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:o
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LMBO !
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Got this factoid today.
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....and this tid-bit.
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;D
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Akin to "Every Move You Make, I'll be watching you" by Sting
I always thought of that as the Stalker's Song.......
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;D
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Never and I mean never ever take your kids to chick days unless you want too many chickens ...or ducks... or rabbits.
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Akin to "Every Move You Make, I'll be watching you" by Sting
I always thought of that as the Stalker's Song.......
me too
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Never and I mean never ever take your kids to chick days unless you want too many chickens ...or ducks... or rabbits.
Thanks I actually needed that to understand what the meme was about. Not part of the inner-city childhood experience haha
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8)
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Never and I mean never ever take your kids to chick days unless you want too many chickens ...or ducks... or rabbits.
I always enjoyed taking them to KFC afterwards.... :o ::)
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A little mod humor.
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Perfect.
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Spent a week working night shift in a prison laundry (doing electrical work and got to go home in the morning) and we would kick the 2" roaches out of our way. If they landed on their back they couldn't turn over and either the other roaches or mice would eat them. The things you learn in life!
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I’m not sure this is quite appropriate, but I’ve seen a couple of colorful things around here… if this is inappropriate, I will delete it and / or accept my chastising or ban ha ha
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Mine...
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;)
I felt that way my whole life HD
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Happy Friday!
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Good'n Scott! hehehe
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DAWG!
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Pintrist
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DAWG!
LOL... it don't much look like it started well either. :-\
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I was at TS today asked if they saw this meme, some reason they had the area enclosed with chicken wire ??? ;D
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=453006;image)
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A happy day to all of you
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I was at TS today asked if they saw this meme, some reason they had the area enclosed with chicken wire ??? ;D
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=453006;image)
[/quote SWMBO said I could get her one, but take it right to a taxidermist :o ;D
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I was at TS today asked if they saw this meme, some reason they had the area enclosed with chicken wire ??? ;D
(https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=182899.0;attach=453006;image)
Heck James there are chickens in there ::)
Bob
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Beware of new squirrel tactics
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;)
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;)
I will never be able to prove I am not a robot LOL
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That gave me a chuckle backroads
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That gave me a chuckle backroads
LOL
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Marco, those are EARBUDS in your nose!
Hunter
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Not my nose lol
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Oh, that's right, you're 30 something.
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Not my nose lol
Then what is it???
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I would hope they are not your earbuds either.. :o
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The key thing is that I am not the person in the photo. :)
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Oh, that's right, you're 30 something.
Me? You’re about 20 years off. How about you?
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;)
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Oh, that's right, you're 30 something.
Me? You’re about 20 years off. How about you?
If I can have a beer at 18, then I can have 4.
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;)
A chihuahua named Muffin! ;)
(https://imgs.search.brave.com/Xr6_7ZOCpc0RJPU1aAt1nNZAJwgLLfg_kCTrH2mQvjI/rs:fit:860:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9zdGF0/aWMuYm9yZWRwYW5k/YS5jb20vYmxvZy93/cC1jb250ZW50L3Vw/bG9hZHMvMjAyMC8x/MS81ZmMwZmI0MDA5/Yzc3Xzc1NDU2ODA5/XzI1ODM4OTA3Njgz/NTQzMTBfODU3MTAx/NDMyOTA1MzIxNjc2/OF9uX183MDAuanBn)
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LOL... good ones Gil.
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:o
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And 20-years after that . . . .
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Last time I looked in one of them contraptions they already had those glasses in there.
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Only time I wear them is to fly drones with an FPV view… That is some crazy fun, especially with the smaller ones that can go into tight spaces.
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>:(
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True
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:o
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;D
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I am definitely going to drop the expression "Irish guacamole" on my in-laws on Easter Sunday. They are about as Irish as you can get.
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:)
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That's a cool tattoo... I'm glad it's on him though. :o
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Yup that's me at work, I put on safety yellow and no one sees me :)
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Klaatu
Barada nikto.
Wait, never mind.
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Klaatu
Barada nikto.
Wait, never mind.
How many remember that?
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Klaatu
Barada nikto.
Wait, never mind.
How many remember that?
The original from the day the earth stood still???, or the Army of Darkness version which was way more popular to my generation. But yes I knew them both, (Army of darkness was my fav version)
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I loved that movie
"The day the Earth stood still"
A humanoid ( Michael Renny ) from a distant planet came to earth, he had a robot named Klaatu. He instructed the robot to destroy planet Earth if he was killed. He gets shot, but changes his mind and tells the robot to not destroy Earth.
Most science fiction before the atomic bomb depicted aliens as evil. Aliens were shown as benevolent saviors after the atomic bomb. Aliens sent to save us from ourselves.
Hunter
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Klaatu
Barada nikto.
Wait, never mind.
How many remember that?
I do, from Army of Darkness.
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I'm old enough to remember the showing of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" for first time on TV. In 1962 it was one of the early showings on " Saturday Night at the Movies". I loved that movie and put that phrase into my kid brain just in case I ever ran into Gort the robot.
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Van, you are right, Gort was the robot, Klaatu was the humanoid.
It's been awhile since I've seen that movie.
I didn't even know about army of darkness, or the 2008 remake with Keanu Reaves.
I didn't have a TV in the '70s, and half of the '80s. Then I was too busy for TV or movies.
Hunter
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;D
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Looks like my airgun collection... and I don't even have one sliding glass door so I'm good.
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:o
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↑ FREEDOM! :P
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....
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;D
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ROFL
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....
Confucius say fat men make easier targets to hit.
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This might a good way to store that new AG you just bought. LOL
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Now I can relate to that an exact duplicate situation ::) :-[
Bob
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'zactley ::)
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:)
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Fixed the typos in this one:
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Truth...
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Yep!! Nobody gets out alive! 😳😁
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Yep!! Nobody gets out alive! 😳😁
^Dat right der!
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I'm old enough to remember the showing of "The Day the Earth Stood Still" for first time on TV. In 1962 it was one of the early showings on " Saturday Night at the Movies". I loved that movie and put that phrase into my kid brain just in case I ever ran into Gort the robot.
I'm old enough to remember when the movie was first released!
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Yep, 1962, 62 years ago.
I'm sure that I watched it.
I don't think there were any sci-fi movies that I missed.
Hunter
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Yep, 1962, 62 years ago.
I'm sure that I watched it.
I don't think there were any sci-fi movies that I missed.
Hunter
The original was released in 1951. 73 years ago.
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1951. The first Television station in North Texas began broadcasting in 1951. WBAP "We Bring A Program" we didn't have a Television. Oh, and I was just a too young to remember.
Hunter
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KLFY-TV was the first station to broadcast in Lafayette, Louisiana (Cajun Country). It started broadcasting on June 3, 1955. [We were able to receive a clear signal with 'rabbit ears'.]
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La-FAY-et
Ya gotta day it right.
Hunter
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La-FAY-et
Ya gotta day it right.
Hunter
Hummm? What's right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafayette
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La-FAY-et
Ya gotta day it right.
Hunter
Hummm? What's right?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafayette
It all depends upon your location, in Louisianna it's La-FI-et, French. In Middle Tennessee it's La-FAY-et, the correct way. :D
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Thank you, Ken, for making my day.
Bonne journée mon ami
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Hmmm... here in Alabama it's Lafayette... ;D
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Hmmm... here in Alabama it's Lafayette... ;D
There are over 25 states with a 'Lafayette' or 'LaFayette' or some such!
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It's named after Lafite the pirate
Bob
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Hmmm... here in Alabama it's Lafayette... ;D
There are over 25 states with a 'Lafayette' or 'LaFayette' or some such!
And most, if not all, are named after Marquis de Lafayette.
Bon ton roulette! Let them good times ROLLLLL!
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Ken that is real close.
laissez le bon temps rouler <-- Let the good times roll
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It's named after Lafite the pirate
Bob
I always thought it was named after the Frenchman aristocrat who fought for the Continental Army against the British.
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Here is the story of 'How Lafayette, Louisiana got its name':
Marquis de Lafayette
Later, in 1823, Lafayette Parish was carved from St. Martin Parish, named after Marquis de Lafayette, a revolutionary hero. The town evolved into Lafayette and became the central hub of Acadiana, blossoming with a railroad stop, a dynamic population, and a bustling business district.
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Meanwhile...
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We filled bunches of balloons with water when we could afford them.
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A couple of "long neck" returnable deposit pop bottles would get you an afternoon of fun!
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Talk about a Lethal Weapon ....
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I'll be...
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;D
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Picture I saw on a business wall.
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This hit home last night.
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A buddy sent my this
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A buddy sent my this
That's a seat cover good buddy ::)
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A buddy sent my this
That's a seat cover good buddy ::)
For sure for sure 😃
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A buddy sent my this
That's a seat cover good buddy ::)
10-4!
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A couple that were sent to me. That last one would be something I'd do 😜
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A buddy sent my this
My secretary sent me a similar pic. Except it was a man with a rooster standing under him.
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A buddy sent my this
My secretary sent me a similar pic. Except it was a man with a rooster standing under him.
OK and
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A buddy sent my this
My secretary sent me a similar pic. Except it was a man with a rooster standing under him.
Is your secretary female??
If so,that's sexist...........report her to HR..............LOL
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Is your secretary female??
If so,that's sexist...........report her to HR..............LOL
::)
That right there is what's wrong today.
Everyone it too thin skinned.
I have been "called on the carpet" more times than anyone.
25 years ago, my Mentor could have been an instructor to Archie Buncker
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It's pretty much a one way street anyway, and it ain't in that direction.......
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I have an excel spreadsheet of "terms" that would make a sailor blush! ;D
HR hates that I refer to it often.
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I just let HRs dirty minds do all the work ;)
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A buddy sent my this
My secretary sent me a similar pic. Except it was a man with a rooster standing under him.
OK and
Well, ah, the cocktail crows at sunup. 🐓
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A buddy sent my this
My secretary sent me a similar pic. Except it was a man with a rooster standing under him.
OK and
Well, ah, the cocktail crows at sunup. 🐓
….then croaks and wilts after it pee$ :P
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L.O.L.
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I actually wrote
"The COCK crows at sunup. 🐓 "
Something changed it.
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.
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A buddy sent my this
Where's the camel?
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A buddy sent my this
Where's the camel?
Must be going toe to toe with another one ;)
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A buddy sent my this
Where's the camel?
Double toed
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This
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.
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These...
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;D
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;D
The house my wife and I lived in in Okinawa Japan. The guy who rented it before us had just that problem and used the same solution.😂🤣😂🤣 They never came back as long as they lived there and never came around when my wife and I lived there.👍👍👍
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:o
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Ken that last one though! hehehe
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.
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These...
she'll need the knight to score that bishop!
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These...
she'll need the knight to score that bishop!
;D ;)
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;)
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:o
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I am so sharing the pudding meme!
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.
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My son just sent this
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I used to be able to relate to that, but now she doesn't give me any money.
Bob
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3 little pigs...
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3 little pigs...
OUCH!!
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;D
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Perspective...
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This...
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This...
Loved it, shared it!
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Dude was hilarious in grumpy old men!
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gracious nooooooo
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How bout on a dog then Bob? :P
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Man o Man
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Friend sent this to me.
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;D
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;D
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8)
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Ya suppose that Kelce has discovered the the Taylor Dynamite thing yet? Ya reckon he even cares? :o
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;D
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"I'll have a #2"
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Is that supposed to be a dung beetle?
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It's a fly! Come on, a former ASA guy can't figure that out.😁😂🤣😂
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Either way I wouldn't wanna smack it when it was eatin'..............
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I want a #69
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I want a #69
You couldn't handle it! 😉🤣😂🤣
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Should say pu pu platter. :P
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I want a #69
You couldn't handle it! 😉🤣😂🤣
Heck I couldn't handle number 34 1/2. ::) :'(
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I want a #69
You couldn't handle it! 😉🤣😂🤣
Heck I couldn't handle number 34 1/2. ::) :'(
Isn't that the place you could catch the train to hog warts?
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Train stop 8ľ
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Here's a few.
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:o
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Dad has finally confirmed his doubts ???
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A few goodins
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I like those "cool" custom hubs on the trailer. Where can I get a set? Amazon?
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Few more
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And still more.
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I like those "cool" custom hubs on the trailer. Where can I get a set? Amazon?
I'm sure you can pick them up from who ever owns them cheap!! 😁
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I saw a couple of drunks arrive at a boat landing. One wheel on the boat trailer was ground down to the lug nuts and still rolling.
Did they launch the boat and go fishing? Yep! One was heard to say: "I'll fix it when we get back."
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And still more.
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Here's one for Capt Carter!
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Fargo??
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Robert, have you completly run out of things to do lol.
Bob
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It's to hot to do anything outside.🥵😁
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Here's one for our Florida members.
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A few goodins
It means you messed up the wiring today. ;) ;) 🤣😂🤣
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1
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A few goodins
It means you messed up the wiring today. ;) ;) 🤣😂🤣
Nope! Haven't even started that mess yet. Suppose to be about 4 degrees cooler tomorrow.
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Wow you mean it.s gonna be 96? Nevermind your in Az not 90% humidity ::)
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It's not humidity it's the sun. I'm at 5270 asl and there's less air between me and it. Also with it so dry the air doesn't absorb as much of the infered light energy. It does cool down nice at night though.
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So true
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I resent that! -- I resemble that.
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;)
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Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction..
Ronald Reagan
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:o
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;D
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Hence the expression..."Spring is in the air..."
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Guilty and with a tiny spring I never found too! Had to get one from the gun shop from another gun that just so happened to fit mine. Spring is in the air indeed.
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Been there!
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If you haven't you don't work on anything 😉.
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Magnet is an important tool
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A white towel is also a good tool.
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That reminds me I should do a better search a coworker lost when trying to repair a sprayer pump. No where did he put the magnet ??? LOL
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I work on things in a clear plastic bag if there's a chance of flying parts.
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I work on things in a clear plastic bag if there's a chance of flying parts.
That must be a large bag. Has anyone ever ziplocked it closed while you were in there? :o :-\
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That reminds me I should do a better search a coworker lost when trying to repair a sprayer pump. No where did he put the magnet ??? LOL
You lost a co worker?😳
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That reminds me I should do a better search a coworker lost when trying to repair a sprayer pump. No where did he put the magnet ??? LOL
You lost a co worker?😳
LOL yeah that happens too :)
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I lost a bunch of them when I retired... I couldn't be happier.
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Now your complaints are of your other coworker aholes at the bar pictured in your avy. ;)
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Good reason to have a hunting buddy?
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Hmm..
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Sharpies are as useful as duct tapes….
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???
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Yupper
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Hmm…
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Hmm…
Might turn out better than he expected!
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My kinda Dawg
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Is that a LabraNoodle?
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Hahahha..Nope... A Mussentouchit
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Looks like someone didn't get the memo.
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But he got the shirt!
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And a meal shared with his best friend.... maybe.
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Is that a LabraNoodle?
Good one, a noodling labrodoodle!
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My kinda Dawg
Ya know,most people would just use a rod and reel 😜
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What's the fun in that???
(Says the man with 20 fishing poles.)
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Is that a LabraNoodle?
Ain't no catfish.........
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8)
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Is that a LabraNoodle?
Ain't no catfish.........
I,ve never seen a cat fish.
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My uncle J.P. lived on a lake. He had a cat that liked to fish for minnows and small fish. It would get into 3 or 4 inches of water and wait for them. She was surprisingly successful. Fish like to get into some shade, and the cats body would provide that. She would wait for 20 or 30 minutes with one paw up in the ambush position, claws showing. Pretty cool.
Hunter
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Yep but did she have a fishing pole? He He. I,ve seen catfish go crawfishing.
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Is that a LabraNoodle?
Ain't no catfish.........
I,ve never seen a cat fish.
We had a Siamese cat that fished the neighbors fountain before we moved out of town, although I never saw it, they did, and I saw the fish he caught. They were not happy he did it either.
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Well...
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I,ve never seen a cat fish.
You have now looky here below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsavF0coZ4c&pp=ygUQY2F0IGNhdGNoZXMgZmlzaA%3D%3D
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Is that a LabraNoodle?
Ain't no catfish.........
You're right... looks more like a dogfish. ;D
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What about if it is a 'Dork Fish"!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz-MmVJz75E
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…so treat them right ::)
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…so treat them right ::)
I'm in the garden nearly every day. LOL
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…so treat them right ::)
I'm in the garden nearly every day. LOL
Just don't make it your "forever home", Mr. Bob ;D
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She might put me there but I don't plan on it ::)
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I saw a meme once that the woman suggested planting endangered species over the "grave". That way it would be illegal to dig up. I made a mental note. ::)
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I saw a meme once that the woman suggested planting endangered species over the "grave". That way it would be illegal to dig up. I made a mental note. ::)
Don't get any endangered species plants. You might give the wife ideas?
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A cat could probably sharpen its claws with it ???
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Chemists need to step up their game and come up with fruit-flavored insecticides to make it more palatable ::)
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A cat could probably sharpen its claws with it ???
I kinda remember those mornings 😡
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A cat could probably sharpen its claws with it ???
I kinda remember those mornings 😡
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I kinda remember. What were we talking about?
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Dog tricks
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A cat could probably sharpen its claws with it ???
One more reason not to like cats. :-\
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A cat could probably sharpen its claws with it ???
One more reason not to like cats. :-\
Lol 😂
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I bet our very own Madd Hatter has this type of urinal ???
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I bet our very own Madd Hatter has this type of urinal ???
I WISH!!! If I was single maybe but......😜
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I bet our very own Madd Hatter has this type of urinal ???
I WISH!!! If I was single maybe but......😜
I wonder if the crapper is a side car?
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I bet our very own Madd Hatter has this type of urinal ???
I WISH!!! If I was single maybe but......😜
I wonder if the crapper is a side car?
No one can beat you, Bill sir, when it comes to adlibs 😂
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I bet our very own Madd Hatter has this type of urinal ???
I WISH!!! If I was single maybe but......😜
I wonder if the crapper is a side car?
No one can beat you, Bill sir, when it comes to adlibs 😂
I may have been a clown in a past life. :-\
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I bet our very own Madd Hatter has this type of urinal ???
I WISH!!! If I was single maybe but......😜
I wonder if the crapper is a side car?
Well I gotta say my pants fit a lot better now.😳😉
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100%
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Kapai Norcal David.
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But a lot of practicing with a better gun surely gets better results. Here is another photo from the www.
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And if you have extra unused scopes, try this
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I think I'm going to need a Picatinny adapter
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Zip tie a laser pointer on top of the sprayer. Winning!
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;D
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Now that's funny right there!
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Color me green…
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Color me green…
Genius!!
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If I saw that in a fridge, regardless of ownership, I would toss it in the trash then consider whether or not I want to put my food in that fridge. :-\
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(https://i.imgur.com/CyZ8OMfm.jpg)
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812 pages of instructions?
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Looks like it cuts clean down to the dirt. :o
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lol Bill.
Make it a triple wide and all the neighbors would be jealous indeed.
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I understand the metric species is even more rare. ;)
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Good one Robert.
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I understand the metric species is even more rare. ;)
The 10mm is the most elusive.
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I understand the metric species is even more rare. ;)
The 10mm is the most elusive.
Yup, that and the 8. You'll notice neither one is pictured. ;D
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I have a metric crescent wrench for those sizes.....
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I have a metric crescent wrench for those sizes.....
Me too.. I hang it next to the cordless board stretcher.
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There's a British subspecies called the Trusty Witworth.
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I should do that for my S10, my Ram is PTS.
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:)
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Jerry, you just made my day!!!
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Oh yeah, that one is going into the memory bank.
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Heck I've done that before a couple of times. A whole pig once. Had to replace the tail lights.
Bob
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Heck I've done that before a couple of times. A whole pig once. Had to replace the tail lights.
Bob
Forgot to cover them with aluminum foil?
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Heck I've done that before a couple of times. A whole pig once. Had to replace the tail lights.
Bob
Now that post deserves a like! The taste was absolutely worth it I bet! ;)
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Heck I've done that before a couple of times. A whole pig once. Had to replace the tail lights.
Bob
Forgot to cover them with aluminum foil?
The meat or the lights? ::) ::) ::)
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Hmm 🤔
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Just when you think you've seen it all. Do wonders ever cease...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB3Lf9erlB4
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This must be Tater’s pet’s cousin, lol!
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This came to me from Georgia:
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lol
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Pellet gunner Cousy
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;D
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Brings a whole new meaning to the terms cheek weld and friendly fire!
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Brings a whole new meaning to the terms cheek weld and friendly fire!
Were I that guy, I’d mess up his shot with a “shot” of my own 😂
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure there ain't a snowball's chance I would ever be either one of those guys. :o
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure there ain't a snowball's chance I would ever be either one of those guys. :o
AMEN there
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Brings a whole new meaning to the terms cheek weld and friendly fire!
Were I that guy, I’d mess up his shot with a “shot” of my own 😂
It ain't hammer bounce!!
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Wise guys.
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Different people enjoy different kinds of shooting.
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Different people enjoy different kinds of shooting.
And we all need to be accepting of them.🤣🤣
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(https://imgs.search.brave.com/c9ACBykt0jNNkweEoW5g9BDGaArWM7M8VGTLtqgJGs4/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9taXNz/cHVyc3VpdC5jb20v/d3AtY29udGVudC91/cGxvYWRzLzIwMjMv/MDQvbWVtZS5wbmc)
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???
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Here's a shirt I could totally see Scott wearing! LOL
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lol…good ones
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::)
Women would probably choose cubicles marked with XS ???
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M for micro. hehe
(https://imgs.search.brave.com/b2hyd1Jm_B_fM6MIdR5wN0Tx_82u7Q0J5GgkdndAczg/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9zYXlp/bmdpbWFnZXMuY29t/L3dwLWNvbnRlbnQv/dXBsb2Fkcy9mdW5u/eS1jYXJ0b29uLW5v/dC1zdXJlLW1lbWVz/LmpwZw)
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M for micro. hehe
(https://imgs.search.brave.com/b2hyd1Jm_B_fM6MIdR5wN0Tx_82u7Q0J5GgkdndAczg/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9zYXlp/bmdpbWFnZXMuY29t/L3dwLWNvbnRlbnQv/dXBsb2Fkcy9mdW5u/eS1jYXJ0b29uLW5v/dC1zdXJlLW1lbWVz/LmpwZw)
😂
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M for micro. hehe
(https://imgs.search.brave.com/b2hyd1Jm_B_fM6MIdR5wN0Tx_82u7Q0J5GgkdndAczg/rs:fit:500:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9zYXlp/bmdpbWFnZXMuY29t/L3dwLWNvbnRlbnQv/dXBsb2Fkcy9mdW5u/eS1jYXJ0b29uLW5v/dC1zdXJlLW1lbWVz/LmpwZw)
That was me last night.😡😡 Lucky I didn't take the chance.
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Word to live by.
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Hmm…
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Endless things she can do ::) ::)
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Probably true ???
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Playing footsie can be electrifying ???
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2 peas in a pod :-*
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If you hunt squirrels long enough, this will probably happen to you TOO!
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Endless things she can do ::) ::)
Especially for a man boss? ???
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👍
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Hmm...
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Probably true ???
True indeed! I remember back then climbing up such a slide I saw a big yellow jacket nest under the stairs but I didn't turn back. Despite my fears I stepped on by like a man and completed the mission successfully. ;)
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A man can dream, right?
🤗
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Hmm, something isn't right here 👻
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A black sock would have been tidier 🤗
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A month? Make it a week, come on, man 🤓
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Good dog :-*
Like a boss or like Boss ???
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I would have said beer ???
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Talk about Muttmatics :P
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(https://imgs.search.brave.com/H4T42Hs3A_3tqgd66I2KoFtvz2NynJ4Rdvl_Gb0FbLs/rs:fit:860:0:0:0/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cu/Ym9yZWRwYW5kYS5j/b20vYmxvZy93cC1j/b250ZW50L3VwbG9h/ZHMvMjAyMy8wNy9D/WGFfb3djc096aS1w/bmdfXzcwMC5qcGc)
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Bayanihan spirit 👍
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Bumbling Berdugo 🤔
Might work on a giraffe though 🍻
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Pre flat screen 🍻
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:)
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Even worse now no videos play at all without signing in to watch them. They ruined the sight.
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Man that's a good one.
Bob
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Good use of AI
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:D
I 100% agree with her.
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The prime one would be my wife without the drinking.🤣😂🤣
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All those boxes for just one house = record quick time delivery route completed.
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All those boxes for just one house = record quick time delivery route completed.
Nah..that's just some random house where porch pirates dumped all the stolen stuff they didn't want.......
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There is a house in town where the owners must offer some type of online outlet. Each week their front porch slowly fills with labelled boxes. One time I saw a FedEx truck backed up to it loading the boxes into the truck. They mush have a great security system keeping watch over those packages.
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great security system
Back in the 1800s, it was called a "coach gun" - sawed-off 10 gauge double barrel shotgun.
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Imagine the recoil of both barrels firing simultaneously. :o
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Imagine the recoil of both barrels firing simultaneously. :o
I've fired off both barrels of a 10 gauge 3-1/2" magnum shotgun before. The shotgun was long barreled and heavy so the recoil was bearable. I also fired both barrels together out of a 12 gauge coach gun. The recoil from the coach gun was probably the heaviest I've ever experienced. It was painful and only worth doing once. A 10 gauge coach guns recoil from both barrels fired together could make a good UTube video. I'd probably try it once if I had the chance. I wouldn't advise a smallish person to try it.
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;D
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:o
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A Gun Pun
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:D
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Yes... I am old.
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Yes... I am old.
I never drank out of a water pistol made in China. They were still made in America when I was a kid.
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Yes... I am old.
I never drank out of a water pistol made in China. They were still made in America when I was a kid.
... or Taiwan.
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Too close to home?
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Camper pro tip.
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HR...
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Nah, this is wenner protection!
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This is not protection.
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This is not protection.
Depends on which end you start at ::)
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Not a meme but a self owning picture. Dingbat thinks cat heart is near it's neck. Kitty is not impressed.
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/FogAAOSwM2Zl8Kwh/s-l1600.webp)
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Dang she is just amplifying its purring.
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Well Scott, that HR thing surely does prove that you have vibrant blood flowing in your veins!
Hunter
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8)
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Truth...
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https://www.tiktok.com/@0_debs_0/video/7310199698009132321?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
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Truth...
Chihuahuas don't like anybody and even growl at their own people. They don't call em ankle biters for nothin. Demon possessed little critters hehe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olr97t2xQ1A
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Never was a little dog fan.. they remind me of nasty little rodents.
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Couple good ones there Mr. Rick
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Fah Ra Ra Ra Rah...
Need I say more?
Merry Christmas!
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Couple good ones there Mr. Rick
👍
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Uhm hmm.
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I prefer PB Blaster. (snob with nose held high)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/8C5gfxx1/9f3p7o.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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"Yankee Candle" needs to make this fragrance.
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Meanwhile the loaner I'm driving was previously driven by a woman who thought it was a great idea to spray perfume all over her shirt where the seatbelt has been wreaking for days getting it on my shirts. I tried soap water but it's still there some so I'll spray it with hunter's scent killer. Why can't women spray their necks? Others would still smell it while not getting it on their clothes days afterward. Same happens sometimes when I go to the chiro and lay down on the table too where it gets on my shirt then I have to smell it all the way home before I can finally change shirts.
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Meanwhile the loaner I'm driving was previously driven by a woman who thought it was a great idea to spray perfume all over her shirt where the seatbelt has been wreaking for days getting it on my shirts. I tried soap water but it's still there some so I'll spray it with hunter's scent killer. Why can't women spray their necks? Others would still smell it while not getting it on their clothes days afterward. Same happens sometimes when I go to the chiro and lay down on the table too where it gets on my shirt then I have to smell it all the way home before I can finally change shirts.
LOL get you some Poopf
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The scent killer works on skunks and cig smoke too so I know it will work on perfume. I always heard cig smoke can't get out of cars but I sprayed scent killer and not even a hint of cig smoke ever since. ;)
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On Christmas a Sheriff Deputy that is a member of the church I pastor brought cookies like that for refreshments after service. ;D
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Mine would be hog shaped. Nothing better than eating the enemy. ;)
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Heck of a birthmark, Hal............
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Heck of a birthmark, Hal............
I had a farside shirt that said Bummer of a birthmark Hal.
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Heck of a birthmark, Hal............
I had a farside shirt that said Bummer of a birthmark Hal.
I mis-quoted...My apologies to Gary Larson...but that was the source.
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I thought he was going to say something else 67. hehe
Appropriate for holiday meals:
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↑ Posted on Jan 2. Well played! lol
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Rock, paper, scissors...
Throat punch... I win. 8)
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Nut punch is faster ::)
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Nut punch is faster ::)
Guys tend to protect the jewels and leave the throat open. ;)
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At first I thought that was me. Then I realized it couldn't be me. I don't have any pieces of wood in my garage that new.
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LMBO :D
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Not me, I have moved, since I have a new garage, nothing has been there very long.
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That's just wrong. You're supposed to keep it until just after you complete a project where you could have used it, but forgot you had it, and bought a new piece. After that, you dispose of it.
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Jerry, I am thinking 'Louisville Slugger'!
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No such thing in my shop... I have a woodstove.
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This
https://youtu.be/7Fw7bZoPyVU?si=GY_ImKVPZl6zy9ca
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Dude, cut back on your coffee intake just a little!
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Now you know...
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LOL Good one
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Now you know...
The problem is that the bolts are standard and that wrench is metric. ;)
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Yeah, what Mike said........^^^^^
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And on another note...
Along the same line.
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And on another note...
Along the same line.
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I can see why!!! Might need a little re calibration after?
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And on another note...
Along the same line.
(https://dms-discourse-static.s3.dualstack.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/original/3X/9/4/94a89e2701d04cc68d512b7a3a9717a04585f27f.jpeg)
I can see why!!! Might need a little re calibration after?
Naaahhh! It'll be fiiine!
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And this^^^ is why my micrometers stay locked up at work LOL!!!!
And then there's the one guy whom when you see coming on the tow motor, you get the HECK clear-took 4 bags of concrete to fix the most recent damage to the bay door from one section of the building to the other that he did... ::)
Jesse
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Befitting name for a termite :P
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Hopefully these aren't repeats...
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This...
Yep! That'll be me! 😁
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This...
Yep! That'll be me! 😁
Us old Phantom dudes think alike. ;)
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This...
Yep! That'll be me! 😁
Us old Phantom dudes think alike. ;)
Hey, you aren't a spook (spy)! I was a spook!
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Hey, you aren't a spook (spy)! I was a spook!
Just cuz you never saw me Spook... doesn't mean I wasn't there.. ;)
Mine was a Gun-Ship "E" model... loud and proud!
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1087550653.8344/fpp,small,lustre,wall_texture,product,750x1000.jpg)
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And now.. the rest of the story...
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I need to do some of that today. ;)
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FOR SALE. WOOD BURNING FIREPLACE!
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LOL... I learned this lesson early in life when I was being taught to respect my elders. :o
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Good stuff guys! Yep Bill I had a strong uncle joking around with him calling him old man when he said this old man can still throw you through that wall lol. I would not have wanted to test him so thankfully we both enjoyed a good chuckle out of that ribbing each other.
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Good stuff guys! Yep Bill I had a strong uncle joking around with him calling him old man when he said this old man can still throw you through that wall lol. I would not have wanted to test him so thankfully we both enjoyed a good chuckle out of that ribbing each other.
Yep my Dad and Grandpa were big enough to throw me around the world. Never did but I never tested them. I learned at an early age to respect elders and everyone else that deserved it. LOL So I am now 81 and just learning to respect myself.
Bob
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Good stuff guys! Yep Bill I had a strong uncle joking around with him calling him old man when he said this old man can still throw you through that wall lol. I would not have wanted to test him so thankfully we both enjoyed a good chuckle out of that ribbing each other.
Yep my Dad and Grandpa were big enough to throw me around the world. Never did but I never tested them. I learned at an early age to respect elders and everyone else that deserved it. LOL So I am now 81 and just learning to respect myself.
Bob
My dad and older brother could have probably played volley ball with me being the ball. But I could out run them both... Problem was, we all have to go home to eat eventually.
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Wife just sent me this... :-*
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One way to do it
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:o
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Why is it that Arizona always gets blocked out???
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Those who know... Know
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Those who know... Know
Do you know, you can actually get a t-shirt like his Polk High jersey.(They run small so order the next size up ;))
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Too funny because my dad used to do that.. he almost caught me flipping the bird once.
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I can't think of her character's name. I know she played on "Sanford and Son".
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I can't think of her character's name. I know she played on "Sanford and Son".
That is LaWanda Page, the character's name was Esther.
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I always thought she was a man.
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I guess one might call Ms Page a handsome woman.
According to Wikipedia, she is really a SHE. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaWanda_Page
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I guess one might call Ms Page a handsome woman.
According to Wikipedia, she is really a SHE. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaWanda_Page
Poor woman.
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(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/df/b7/7c/dfb77c7f6e8021ca573efd35f640aa52.jpg)
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I can't think of her character's name. I know she played on "Sanford and Son".
That is LaWanda Page, the character's name was Esther.
Sanford called her a lot of names. I absolutely loved her exploding on him chasing him out of his own house! He wasn't so tough then. hehe
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Sanford called her a lot of names. I absolutely loved her exploding on him chasing him out of his own house! He wasn't so tough then. hehe
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F3d%2Fb7%2F71%2F3db7718e5c2e48872735d9515ea7e6dc.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=edff4429ef7189f0fe07de911c5cc4318bc391b6a0b9d846eb655a01af890818&ipo=images)
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I always thought she was a man.
Reminds me of this scene from Austin Powers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgOIEGz7o_s
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How about the seen from the crocodile hunter in New York bar? 🤣😂🤣
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How about the seen from the crocodile hunter in New York bar? 🤣😂🤣
Just doing a press-check :)
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I am sure I have shared this before...
But every year it gets more and more true.
Today in the shower I noticed all the scares and started reminiscing how I got them.
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Scars are like roads on a map that show where you have been.
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Nice and so true Mike!
In the summer my scars don't tan... my arms, legs and torso look like an Atlas. (the map, not the Greek)
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Scars are like roads on a map that show where you have been.
That is so true. In my case, the scars show I've been a "guest" in a trauma center due to massive trauma and spent a "pleasant " month in intensive care. I don't really remember most of it, they were giving me fentanyl IV and oxycodon chasers.
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Scars are like roads on a map that show where you have been.
That is so true. In my case, the scars show I've been a "guest" in a trauma center due to massive trauma and spent a "pleasant " month in intensive care. I don't really remember most of it, they were giving me fentanyl IV and oxycodon chasers.
If that is true I must have been around the World a few times and to the moon and back. And all by way of the scenic route. :o
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I can see Scott wearing a shirt that says see all the lines in my face? It's her fault →! :P
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I can see Scott wearing a shirt that says see all the lines in my face? It's her fault →! :P
Oh I know better than to do something like that!
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d0/16/7b/d0167b42084fddc0c7ecc4bb1ea0a324.jpg)
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hehehe It'd be cute if she was wearing some retort shirt too.
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hehehe It'd be cute if she was wearing some retort shirt too.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71fbjzlpaXL.jpg)
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I can see Scott wearing a shirt that says see all the lines in my face? It's her fault →! :P
Oh I know better than to do something like that!
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d0/16/7b/d0167b42084fddc0c7ecc4bb1ea0a324.jpg)
Haha love it!!
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Nice and so true Mike!
In the summer my scars don't tan... my arms, legs and torso look like an Atlas. (the map, not the Greek)
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I bet your knees don't look like mine tho ;)
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I bet your knees don't look like mine tho ;)
Nope Jim, Mine are still OEM. :D
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(https://i.imgflip.com/zw572.jpg)
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Dis
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Me like x2! (t-shirt and bourbon)
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Dis
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When going to the loo, don’t say John 🥴
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38 yo Daughter #3 sent me this... I couldn't be happier!
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Favorite daughter now if she wasn't before.
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Favorite daughter now if she wasn't before.
SHHHHH. #1, 2, & 4 will hear you.
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Oh WOW permanent PMS ::)
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It's called beer googles! 😂🤣😂🤣
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LOL... I seen saggers get cuffed through their belt loops so their pants would stay up.
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LOL... I seen saggers get cuffed through their belt loops so their pants would stay up.
Lol, makes a lot of sense 👍
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I always liked the idjits who thought it was a great idea to run from cops while wearing loose pants and shoes.
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I always liked the idjits who thought it was a great idea to run from cops while wearing loose pants and shoes.
If only they would run into a wood chipper.
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Meh... it's a fad.
I remember being ridiculed for my long hair, tight jeans, flannel shirts and loud music.
My older brother greased his hair back and rolled a pack of Marlboros up in his tee shirt sleeve. We had fond little nick names for each other. :-X
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Oh and BTW...
if they knew what it meant within the prison system they might go buy pants that fit.. :-\
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A good one.
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Just listened to that song cranked up yesterday Madd!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
A good one.
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Opps
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Huh?
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Okay??
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That would be what I needed if I went, Almost
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Aww?
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FYI, you can long press the image and choose download image instead of screenshot.
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This board is here in town.
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Yup!
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At least he didn't have a hard time keeping it in front of him...........
(Dunno what happened to the pic of the guy chasing the chinese balloon that turned out to be bird &^^& on his windshield.....)
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... with a tiny umbrella.
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Yep!
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There's always that one guy.
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What??
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🤣😂🤣
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Hum?
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Yep!!
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I love this one
Bob
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Robert, management should give you some sort of award!
Good job, my friend
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True
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Ahh
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Hum?
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Oh no!!
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Oh no!!
Oh so cold, that desert sun is really getting to you ::)
Bob
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Here's your sign
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LMBO!!
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I did not know that??
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Here's your sign
This is more of a guideline than a rule though, right?
Asking for a friend...
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Yet no signs for the brilliant filler uppers who smoke while doing so.
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I remember it like it was......
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Scott, I just got a T-shirt with that "mistaken for an adult" on it. Wearing it to work tomorrow!
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My wife just got a T shirt saying I have rabies.😁
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Similar but different: I was talking with a good friend about aging. So he stated that he was undecided about if he wanted to die sick and broken down or healthy and active! I have thought about that many time since. I think I will go with healthy and active.
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Similar but different: I was talking with a good friend about aging. So he stated that he was undecided about if he wanted to die sick and broken down or healthy and active! I have thought about that many time since. I think I will go with healthy and active.
Although you can affect it somewhat, you really have no choice. I'll just go. Like the old cliche death and taxes. The only sure things.
Bob
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Well I know one thing.. I dam sure ain't gonna waste what time I have left sitting around thinking about it.
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“LIfe's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body...
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out. Shouting “Holy sh!t, what a ride!”
- Hunter S Thompson
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I like this quote:
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T. Edison.
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Agua?
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Creative!
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LOL... Betty Lou would say "Oh BTW, I spent that money you were saving for a gun on my Facebook games, but thanks for cleaning up". :o
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Aww!
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Spotted this outside a Hobby Lobby this afternoon. I looked, but didnt see Austin Powers in the store.
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Spotted this outside a Hobby Lobby this afternoon. I looked, but didnt see Austin Powers in the store.
Maybe he was next door at the carpet outlet. :o
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As a father of 4 daughters.. and 7 grand-daughter's I beg to differ.
Brittany Force for example. ;)
https://youtu.be/ArPSz3YxcFo
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How about Asian women drivers?
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It was a parody Scott 🤣😂.
8 lanes? 😳 It's only 4 lanes each way!!! 😁
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Opps!
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Yep!!
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no firearms guys none. David
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You know
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Before phones,. Never missed an appointment, or a meetup with friends. Think about someone and they would show up.
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Before phones,. Never missed an appointment, or a meetup with friends. Think about someone and they would show up.
Glad it wasn't like that for me... I didn't like many people and never really thought good things about them... glad none of them showed up. :o
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If all cellphones vanished I’d be OK, seriously.
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That's me!
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Rick no cell phones and their ugly 5g towers everywhere, pagers, emails or people recording videos whining online about life and we did great. Very grateful to have lived in those times and I miss them.
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Rick no cell phones and their ugly 5g towers everywhere, pagers, emails or people recording videos whining online about life and we did great. Very grateful to have lived in those times and I miss them.
True, sir 👍
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Rick no cell phones and their ugly 5g towers everywhere, pagers, emails or people recording videos whining online about life and we did great. Very grateful to have lived in those times and I miss them.
True, sir 👍
Oh so true
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Guess y'all forgot about pagers... those were even worse. Got a page and had to run around looking for a payphone.
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Guess y'all forgot about pagers... those were even worse. Got a page and had to run around looking for a payphone.
I remember when we used cans at the end of a string. Roger that on the pagers
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911 then haul butt to payphone just to hear buy me bread I'm out.
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That's me!
and ME! lol
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Nextel's walkie-talkie function (direct connect?). I had a work phone like that and I would jump when i heard the beeps on someone's phone when out after work.
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I created this one today.
Nice tight group, but way off target. ;D
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That explains everything 😂
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It's about the size of it 😦
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Good afternoon, you sure have that correct! We have 12 cats and they tell us what to do. The Ragdoll is the worse of all.
Don
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I'm in the 1st category Madd. When dude held his self up by gunpoint that was hysterical! HEP ME!
That and when he asked the KKK hey where the white wimmin at!
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Woof!
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Exactly why I don't let any animals like my face... and very few humans. :o
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Exactly why I don't let any animals like my face... and very few humans. :o
Some humans? ::)
Is that in lke more than one or what?
I think others may want to know also ;D
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Hee Hee
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Women must bring food for me Madd. A way to a man's heart is through his stomach. A true saying indeed.
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He shoulda invented the High Ten.........
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This could be me!!🤣😂🤣
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🥰 store!!
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You think you're having a bad day
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The next generation of American moonshiners.
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I know it's not a meme but....
https://youtu.be/sOUqHr9tcVY?feature=shared
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This is what my VA primary doctor wants me to do. I'm going,no way Jose'
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About the high ten he should've followed up with the good teamwork booty smacks.
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About the high ten he should've followed up with the good teamwork booty smacks.
Or he should have taken the art class, then he would have had 1-2 hours to enjoy and paint the memory.
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He has a new pet 😯
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https://youtu.be/K7Ak5q7mD4E?feature=shared
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A variant on number 11 is this:
If you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand; what would you have?
A very large moth. :)
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Yep!!
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We have one 😠
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This one is for Bill 😂
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What say you Mr park ranger?
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Thank the Lord I don't have a second floor!🤣😂
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Here ya go Scott.
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Here ya go Scott.
SAVED!
THANKS!
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That side car
shi stuff look like a lot of fun. :o
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This one is for Bill 😂
Betty Lou always follows me and that's what she looks like.
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It's just a gopher snake 😂🤣😂
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Madd about growing older I feel it next hour not day.
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Out of the mouth of babs.
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Out of the mouth of babs.
I'd have to use that line, even at the risk of sporting a shiner for a week or so.
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LoL
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That verbiage is too copious for the dominion of my compression.
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https://youtu.be/wjncBt8YIO0?feature=shared
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For the goofers
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the god's earth are they
for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin *(&^", says the Irishman, "BMW thinks of everything
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That verbiage is too copious for the dominion of my compression.
To use the vernacular terms of the local valculatiry...."huh"? ;)
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Saved and shared to my 4 daughters!
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Madd I love Sellers in those movies.
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Out of the mouth of babs.
5 pack of BIC lighters on sale at Walmart.
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My Wife and I saw it right off! Cool pic!! 8)
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67 dang near everything hurts now. I miss being a kid.
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Truth...
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I was always wondering what that box outside my work shop was, I will label it ASAP! It even has a cover to keep the dirt out dah!!!