Meme of the day....take two!

[Insanity]

Wow, those ads were so sexist in those days.

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Lizzie, know why women's feet are smaller than men's?



So they can stand closer to the sink!! 

Wait I thought it was a mans gut is larger preventing us from tipping forward.

[farrlarr]

Wait I thought it was a mans gut is larger preventing us from tipping forward.

Shouldn't that be backward?

[Insanity]

Well if you have a large 4th point of contact you need a larger gut to balance it out now if you dont have a large 4th point of contact but have a large gut you need longer feet to stop the forward tip over.

[Hoosier Daddy]

Just thinking....

[Sqrl Klr]

Wow, those ads were so sexist in those days. 

Speaking of sexist....

[lizzie]

Wow, those ads were so sexist in those days.

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Lizzie, know why women's feet are smaller than men's?



So they can stand closer to the sink!! 

HAHA! Funneeeeeeeeeeee!

[Madd Hatter]

Just thinking....

Knock it off Scott. The headache I had all morning wasn't funny.😡





😂🤣

[Hoosier Daddy]

Just thinking....

Knock it off Scott. The headache I had all morning wasn't funny.😡
😂🤣

Oh my gosh... it WORKS!
 

[Hoosier Daddy]

Let's see who is next.
 

[Ironman482]

Hmmm

[Tater]

Hmmm

That one took me a few seconds to get.   

[lizzie]

Lol'd at this one!

[avator]

Yep, just turn the wipers on and prepare to drive through yet another shitstorm..... 

[lizzie]

Lol 😆

[Ironman482]

Hmmmm

[glassman98]

SIPPING VODKA
 
   
This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes!    
       
A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak..  After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done.
 
   
The Monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.  If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
 
      
So next Sunday he took the Monsignor's advice..  At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink..  He proceeded to talk up a storm.
    
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
 
      
1)  Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
 
   
2)  There are 10 commandments, not 12..
 
   
3)  There are 12 disciples, not 10...
 
   
4)  Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
 
   
5)  Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his @@@.
 
   
6)  We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C..
 
   
7)  The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the Spook.
 
   
  David slew Goliath; he did not kick the @$%^ out of him..
 
   
9)  When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his @@@.
 
   
10)  We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'
 
   
11)  When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said,"Take this and eat it for this is my body.."   He did not say,"Eat me."
 
   
12)  The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.
 
   
13)  The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
 
   
14)  Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
 
   
 

[Hoosier Daddy]

I have used #7 for decades... 

[avator]

Ima #12 kinda guy... I reckon.

[Insanity]

5 and 9

[lizzie]

Hah! Those are hilarious! I don't recall ever having read that one before!