Thanks guys. I just has to be fun for me to continue - hit, miss, or don't shoot at all! And here is a little story:There once was a guy named Henney that didn't have much luck when hunting. While walking through the woods, he tripped over something sticking up through the brush. As he picked himself up and looked back to see what he had tripped over, he discovered an ancient lantern. Of course he rubbed it and the genie appeared to grant his wish. He told the genie that he wanted a rifle that would never miss what it shot at. POOF! Instantly a new Air Arms S510 TC (.25 caliber) appeared (with a supply of JSB pellets). The genie said there was only one condition; and that was that he was not allowed to shave. No problem! Henney started by shooting the rifle at a Starling. A shower of feather accompanied the hit. Next he took a squirrel at 67 yards with a perfect head shot. On the way back to his truck, he dropped a Eurasian Collared Dove from a tower 147 yards away. His beard grew. And as time passed, he continued to hit every time. His beard grew longer. Once, he bumped the rifle that he had leaned against a tree. It accidentally discharged and killed a Coyote. As his beard grew longer, his boss told him to shave or find another job. Well, he started entering shooting competitions and won a small fortune. (Who needs a job?) And his beard continued to grow. Then his wife left him because she couldn't kiss him anymore, even when he was home, which was very seldom. His children were embarrassed to be seen with him, so they avoided him. His beard didn't stop growing!Well, as you might imagine, Henney became very depressed. He decided it was not worth it and he SHAVED. As he completed the lengthy task and looked in the mirror, he dropped dead. His body was cremated and his ashes were put in a little vase like containers for burial.Moral of the story: A Henney shaved is a Henney URNED!Do we REALLY want to hit everything we shoot at? Correct answer: YES!
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