Show me yours and I'll show you mine,... BAIT STATION ! (Pic heavy)

[DougGuy]

Great idea.
Nice bait station!!
Ron, he's worthy member of I.F.A.R.T, don't you think.

as soon as he posts pesky perforated pest pics !
 Now say that 3 times really fast !     

Perforated Pest Pic:  Perfectly penetrated peanutbutter-a-holic postmortem'ed prone pest.



This little booger knew he was getting into dangerous territory, I had taped up a piece of tin foil on the end of a raised bed full of music garlic, and smeared it with peanut butter.  He tore all the leaves off just one side of the big garlic stalk in the corner of the bed, before going to the peanut butter, so it wouldn't be in the way when and if he needed to make a hasty escape.  The first day, I shot at him and maybe grazed him, but the second day I had snuck up before he saw me and popped him between his shoulders.

[BenjiHunter]

?. What is I. F. A. R. T. ? How do you become a member?
Matt

It stands for:
"International Fraternal Assembly of Rat Terminators"
To become a member you need to show us a bait station and a rodent kill.
For further information, talk to our Highly Esteemed President RON.
Our HEP.


 

[Gertrude]

Great idea.
Nice bait station!!
Ron, he's worthy member of I.F.A.R.T, don't you think.

as soon as he posts pesky perforated pest pics !
 Now say that 3 times really fast !     

Perforated Pest Pic:  Perfectly penetrated peanutbutter-a-holic postmortem'ed prone pest.

  For some strange reason, While reading your reply,... I am reliving a couple of scenes from Caddy Shack...






And with that,  I have the Honor of announcing,.... to our Fine and Distinguished Membership,.... our newest Brother in Arms,.... and Trusted Confidant,.... The Impressively Accomplished,.... and Highly Valued,... Fellow Tongue Twisting Humorist,....
 M r . D o u g G u y  ! ! !

Lets all give him a Nice Warm and Stinky I.F.A.R.T. Club Welcome !

[Matt15]

?. What is I. F. A. R. T. ? How do you become a member?
Matt

It stands for:
"International Fraternal Assembly of Rat Terminators"
To become a member you need to show us a bait station and a rodent kill.
For further information, talk to our Highly Esteemed President RON.
Our HEP.


 

Do squirrels(tree rats) count as I do not have any rats around here.

[BadKarma]

?. What is I. F. A. R. T. ? How do you become a member?
Matt

It stands for:
"International Fraternal Assembly of Rat Terminators"
To become a member you need to show us a bait station and a rodent kill.
For further information, talk to our Highly Esteemed President RON.
Our HEP.


 

Do squirrels(tree rats) count as I do not have any rats around here.

I, too, am rat free here and wondering this also.

[Bwalton]

I can I be secretary of defense " I done got me over 150 confirm kills, Do you shoot baby rats and women rats? "some times" How can you shoot baby rats and women rats? Its ez... you just don't lead them as much, Rat war is *(&^ aint it  (Full Metal Jacket....the movie!

[Matt15]

Hey guys. So this morning I go out to see if the squirrels have been messing with my bait station(it is for squirrels). The box is an old bird house with the door covered and a platform with a hole for the corn to fall out. Well living in side the box was a mouse who was peeking out when I got there so I pulled up my crosman 2100 and shot him dead. The bb went in by his mouth. My first mouse with a bb gun.
Will post pics later.

[Gertrude]

?. What is I. F. A. R. T. ? How do you become a member?
Matt

Matt,
The only true way to fully understand the mission of I.F.A.R.(R.R.)T. is to start at the beginning, and study the history of our "Ancient Order".
 The best way to do that is to start reading this thread on page 1.
 (I can pretty much promise by the time you get to page 4, you won't know what to think of us)
 LOL!

Happy Reading.... 

[Matt15]

Here is the mouse.

[BenjiHunter]

Great shooting, Matt!!!

[Matt15]

?. What is I. F. A. R. T. ? How do you become a member?
Matt

Matt,
The only true way to fully understand the mission of I.F.A.R.(R.R.)T. is to start at the beginning, and study the history of our "Ancient Order".
 The best way to do that is to start reading this thread on page 1.
 (I can pretty much promise by the time you get to page 4, you won't know what to think of us)
 LOL!

Happy Reading.... 

I have read the whole thing and been watching it everyday. "I can pretty much promise by the time you get to page 4, you won't know what to think of us" That is so true. LOL 

[Matt15]

Here is my homemade squirrel feeder. I use corn and you cannot see it in the picture but I have an old antler sitting on another platform to the right for the squirrels to chew on(they get protein from that so that may be why I have extra tasty squirrels here).

[BenjiHunter]

Very nice bait station, Matt!
Many squirrels will feel the power of the lead to their head.

[Bwalton]

well I have not tried ratting in a few weeks, I will bait her up tonight and give it a try, But I am afraid that I got them all. The sound of the ding donger would be music to my ears if it goes off!

[BenjiHunter]

I haven't seen a rat at the ladder(bait station) in 3 weeks, but I know they're still around.
I see rats climbing the Passion fruit vine and the fig tree.

[Matt15]

Sadly I have to wait till August. I wish Il was like Missouri because there squirrels season ends in Feb like Il.'s but reopens in May instead of Aug.

[BRAAP]

Checking in to see if my application for membership has been approved/denied, submitted previous page approx 2/3 down with included resume, pics of Bait station confirmed rat kills, along with the larger Opossum type and masked typed rats. 

[cryptoad]

Greg, I like the placement of your ding-donger!  Very innovative!

I humbly submit my request for membership into I.F.A.R.T.S. with the following submissions as proof of 2 bait stations and showing one of my rodent (squirrels are rodents too) kills proof of qualification.

Cryptoad Kim

[Gertrude]

Checking in to see if my application for membership has been approved/denied, submitted previous page approx 2/3 down with included resume, pics of Bait station confirmed rat kills, along with the larger Opossum type and masked typed rats. 

Dear Mr. Braap sir,...
 I'm afraid I must offer you my humblest apoligies.
 Apparently the Admissions Officers of our fraternity has been lacking and slacking off in there job.
 (lets blame this on BenjiHunter, cwlongshot, OleTomCat, Tater, nervoustrigger, and anyone else you care to add to the list).

Rest assured,
   I am going to go have a very stern talk with them on this COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE Behavior.
 (I may even wag my finger at them too). SHAME ON THEM !

OF COURSE you are admitted to our Brotherhood.
 ABSOLUTELY you are assimilated,... err,.. I mean,....One of us now. (Oh Gawwwd help you now).

 Furthermore,... since they should have welcomed with loving and open arms by now,... I am personally ordaining you to Sergeant At Arms of the order,.... and authorizing you to choose their brutal relentless punishment for this grave and selfish infraction.
 Do not go easy on them.

 They need to understand how badly they have hurt your very sensitive and tender feelings.
 They should be made,... to never again forget,.... how they have traumatized and neglected you. 
 I hope that the therapy sessions and counseling will provide a speedy recovery, and your emotions are soon restored to their original state.

 Please accept my sincere apologies,
 Ron
 (Head NUTCASE of this motley crew)

oh yeah,... almost forgot,...

Hi Kim, your in too.
 You can help Braaap choose what they deserve and have coming.
Did I miss anyone ?

[cryptoad]

I am deeply touched and honored by my swift acceptance into the prestigious I.F.A.R.T. brotherhood!