I bought 3 pair of new modern "32 heat" long johns.First time I had them on and had to pee was a real struggle.Some sadistic Bastage thought to put a "fly" that was decorative... Sewed shut!Dig...dig...dig... dangit!
After walking an hour or so in freezing temps and wind, I stopped to answer nature's call, outdoors. Although I was wearing thick gloves and long johns upper and lower as well as additional layers, my hands were cold. Hastily and clumsily I pulled down those lower layers. As soon as the liquid hit the ground er, something, it was Uh Oh time. Something didn't feel right! Yep, my fingers had failed to pull down that innermost layer, the regular underpants.Decision time:a) Remove shoes, socks, pants, long johns, and the soaked underpants to keep the latter from wetting the other layers before putting those back on?orb) Soldier on home and do impromptu laundry?It was not the cold that made the decision. It was the possibility that the one neighbor who might drive by on the private road would show up and wonder what the !*#@%!? I was doing half naked.I've read of worse mistakes involving kayakers in drysuits who thought they had moved it out of harm's way when doing #2. GACK!
I have considered wearing depends for long sits in the hunting stand, as the layers do need alot of pre pee planning LOL
Quote from: airgunaut on January 10, 2025, 01:45:22 PMAfter walking an hour or so in freezing temps and wind, I stopped to answer nature's call, outdoors. Although I was wearing thick gloves and long johns upper and lower as well as additional layers, my hands were cold. Hastily and clumsily I pulled down those lower layers. As soon as the liquid hit the ground er, something, it was Uh Oh time. Something didn't feel right! Yep, my fingers had failed to pull down that innermost layer, the regular underpants.Decision time:a) Remove shoes, socks, pants, long johns, and the soaked underpants to keep the latter from wetting the other layers before putting those back on?orb) Soldier on home and do impromptu laundry?It was not the cold that made the decision. It was the possibility that the one neighbor who might drive by on the private road would show up and wonder what the !*#@%!? I was doing half naked.I've read of worse mistakes involving kayakers in drysuits who thought they had moved it out of harm's way when doing #2. GACK!Long ago, I gave up wearing underpants under my underpants... regular under long. What does that extra inner layer do? Besides cause confusion and bunching. For guys, it makes for easier access, and for women I would think it would help eliminate your problem. Just a matter of changing a long standing habit.At very soon to be 78, when I have to go, I have to go... right now. The less paraphernalia I have to deal with, the better.
Quote from: huntr on January 11, 2025, 12:20:33 PM Long ago, I gave up wearing underpants under my underpants... regular under long. What does that extra inner layer do? Besides cause confusion and bunching. For guys, it makes for easier access, and for women I would think it would help eliminate your problem. Just a matter of changing a long standing habit.At very soon to be 78, when I have to go, I have to go... right now. The less paraphernalia I have to deal with, the better.Sometimes I don't use the regular undies as first layer. Wearing them has only one benefit. They allow wearing the long johns another time before washing because there was no direct contact between the long johns and what someone I heard called "the smelly parts." Even without smelliness, a slight ick factor applies. "First-world problem!", I can hear someone muttering.
Long ago, I gave up wearing underpants under my underpants... regular under long. What does that extra inner layer do? Besides cause confusion and bunching. For guys, it makes for easier access, and for women I would think it would help eliminate your problem. Just a matter of changing a long standing habit.At very soon to be 78, when I have to go, I have to go... right now. The less paraphernalia I have to deal with, the better.
Well thats good you have never experienced the zipper issure. hahahaha!!!!! David
Those snarts(sneeze farts) can be embarrassing too.
Reading Back Room comments on the perils of ageing is a lot more fun than reading, say, the AARP Magazine.Speaking of which, they haven't recently sent me junk mail urging me to join them, as they've done since I turned 50. 😱 Maybe they think I died! 😱Obviously, we all know what incontinence means. Is there such a thing as outcontinence?
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