I peed myself yesterday. Sheesh.

[airgunaut]

After walking an hour or so in freezing temps and wind, I stopped to answer nature's call, outdoors. Although I was wearing thick gloves and long johns upper and lower as well as additional layers, my hands were cold. Hastily and clumsily I pulled down those lower layers.

As soon as the liquid hit the ground er, something, it was Uh Oh time. Something didn't feel right! Yep, my fingers had failed to pull down that innermost layer, the regular underpants.

Decision time:

a) Remove shoes, socks, pants, long johns, and the soaked underpants to keep the latter from wetting the other layers before putting those back on?
or
b) Soldier on home and do impromptu laundry?

It was not the cold that made the decision. It was the possibility that the one neighbor who might drive by on the private road would show up and wonder what the !*#@%!? I was doing half naked.

I've read of worse mistakes involving kayakers in drysuits who thought they had moved it out of harm's way when doing #2. GACK!

[Back_Roads]

 I have considered wearing depends for long sits in the hunting stand, as the layers do need alot of pre pee planning LOL

[Methuselah]

My heart goes out to you, my better half struggles with control issues.

[Motorhead]

As saying to my self when such layers, flaps & zippers are present, numb cold fingers too ..... Where is my Weenier

[avator]

Be glad you're not a racecar driver.

[buellm2]

Or flying a fighter jet a long distance.

[Xraycer]

Or an astronaut!

[HOSPassassin]

Man... and when those freezing cold fingers finally alight upon what is sought... *shivers*

[Matchstickshooter]

  uh,   when going for a long walk like that, beware of "trail cams"!

[avator]

I ain't skeert of no trail cams.. if they gonna be a noodle gazer it's on them.

[avator]

I stepped around the corner of the barn the other day to drain the dragon.. Nick's wife came around the corner. My back was to her but it was pretty obvious what i was doing. I instantly apologized and she said... don't worry about, ya gotta go ya gotta go.
That's country living right there.

[buellm2]

I stepped around the corner of the barn the other day to drain the dragon.. Nick's wife came around the corner. My back was to her but it was pretty obvious what i was doing. I instantly apologized and she said... don't worry about, ya gotta go ya gotta go.
That's country living right there.

Yessir,  in my little country-kingdom, the whole place is my urinal.

[mobilehomer]

If you can't pee off your back porch, your neighbors are too close!!

[Blowpipe Sam]

At my age I have to give some consideration to how far I'll be travelling in the car.  And that distance keeps getting shorter.

Flatulence also requires more consideration in light of the possible negative outcomes.

[HunterWhite]

Yes, dogs, cats, horses, cows and all of God's creatures can go freely, but we humans must make our lives complicated,


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[Methuselah]

Flatulence also requires more consideratd34ion in light of the possible negative outcomes.

Sad to say, I'm starting to have those thoughts as well...

[airgunaut]

As saying to my self when such layers, flaps & zippers are present, numb cold fingers too ..... Where is my Weenier

I don't have the wiener issue, just the bared buns. Hey, there's no emoji of mooning!

[Rocker1]

  Well thats good you have never experienced the zipper issure.  hahahaha!!!!! David

[Hoosier Daddy]

I bought 3 pair of new modern "32 heat" long johns.
First time I had them on and had to pee was a real struggle.
Some sadistic Bastage thought to put a "fly" that was decorative... Sewed shut!
Dig...dig...dig... dangit!

[avator]

Heated underwear? That kinda gives a whole new meaning to "shorts". 

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