Sayings

[Insanity]

And we never heard from Scott again.

[Blowpipe Sam]

If a tree falls in the forest and only a mime hears it. . . .

Does anyone care?

[avator]

If I make a sound in the woods and my wife don't hear it, can I keep the new airgun?

[bnowlin]

If I make a statement in the woods, and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?

I'd be wrong no matter where I was at

[Insanity]

If I make a statement in the woods, and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?

I'd be wrong no matter where I was at

What if you say she is right?

[Privateer]

Famous last words.
"Put it in backwards at lower power and see how they shoot!"

[Bicycleman]

Famous last words.
"Put it in backwards at lower power and see how they shoot!" 

Hold my beer!

[bnowlin]

If I make a statement in the woods, and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?

I'd be wrong no matter where I was at

What if you say she is right?

She probably has a way around it I'm sure.
Bob

[Privateer]

Famous last words.
"Put it in backwards at lower power and see how they shoot!" 

Hold my beer!

Yeah pretty much.
 

[Hoosier Daddy]

If I make a statement in the woods, and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?

I'd be wrong no matter where I was at

What if you say she is right?

She probably has a way around it I'm sure.
Bob

They have a "rule book".
As soon as they detect we men know the rules... They change it.

[Privateer]

They have a "rule book".
As soon as they detect we men know the rules... They change it.

My Wife has no standing Rules. And that would be the problem!

[Rabbit\Squirrel Killer]

I am the head of my house.


 I have figured out my wife is the neck, because she turns my head.