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Back_Roads · « **Reply #540 on:** September 10, 2022, 01:19:39 AM »

You got that right

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #541 on:** September 10, 2022, 09:24:07 AM »

Coordinated as a cow on crutches

Serious as a heat attack

Face only a Mother could love

avator · « **Reply #542 on:** September 10, 2022, 09:45:04 AM »

Tore up from the floor up.

avator · « **Reply #543 on:** September 10, 2022, 09:45:31 AM »

Rip it off like a bandaid.

Blowpipe Sam · « **Reply #544 on:** September 10, 2022, 12:20:59 PM »

Lessons fer little children.

Never pull the kitties tail.

You can’t hurt him like that.

If you want to hear him wail.

Sock him with a baseball bat.

Insanity · « **Reply #545 on:** September 10, 2022, 03:06:07 PM »

Dirty hands clean money.

Blue collar AF.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #546 on:** October 01, 2022, 08:14:04 PM »

Heard this for the first time tonight and it reminded me of this thread.

"I wouldn't do that for a bottle of whiskey and a Red-head to pour it!"

Bicycleman · « **Reply #547 on:** October 01, 2022, 09:22:34 PM »

Yesterday, I went to the Medical Center to get a Covid Booster shot. The receptionist at the desk asked if I wanted to continue with the Moderna shots.
I told her: "I don't change horses in the middle of the stream."

Bicycleman · « **Reply #548 on:** October 02, 2022, 10:39:50 AM »

A new saying is born: Last night, during halftime of the game between LSU and Auburn, the announcer was making the point of one of the teams doing too much 'thinking'. He said it was "Paralysis by Analysis". I bet he spent all of last week practicing that saying and figuring how to work it into the commentary.
A last comment: LSU won over the Auburn Tigers by a score of 21 - 17.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #549 on:** October 11, 2022, 05:03:25 PM »

Learned this one today while boasting about my Grand-child #10.

"GrandPa...
Grand Daughter's best friend.
Grand Son's partner in crime."

Oh so true!!!

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #550 on:** October 11, 2022, 05:14:40 PM »

don't know if this one's been done...
"I'll take six of one and a half dozen of the other"....

Blowpipe Sam · « **Reply #551 on:** October 11, 2022, 11:02:39 PM »

Quote from: Matchstickshooter on October 11, 2022, 05:14:40 PM

don't know if this one's been done...
"I'll take six of one and a half dozen of the other"....

That old saw always confuses my wife. For some reason she just can’t get her head around it and it always comes out garbled. She will say “half of one six dozen of another” or “ six of one a dozen of another”. It’s gotten so that we laugh about it.

farrlarr · « **Reply #552 on:** October 12, 2022, 12:01:54 AM »

Too pooped to pop.

avator · « **Reply #553 on:** October 12, 2022, 08:30:48 AM »

"Party 'til ya puke".

Bicycleman · « **Reply #554 on:** October 12, 2022, 09:52:02 AM »

If no one is around, and a tree falls in the woods, does anyone see it?
Okay, maybe I have that a little screwed up.

avator · « **Reply #555 on:** October 12, 2022, 10:06:03 AM »

Quote from: Bicycleman on October 12, 2022, 09:52:02 AM

If no one is around, and a tree falls in the woods, does anyone see it?
Okay, maybe I have that a little screwed up.

yeah, don't that have something to do with bears pooping or something like that?

Rabbit\Squirrel Killer · « **Reply #556 on:** October 12, 2022, 10:20:39 AM »

Quote from: avator on October 12, 2022, 10:06:03 AM

Quote from: Bicycleman on October 12, 2022, 09:52:02 AM
If no one is around, and a tree falls in the woods, does anyone see it?
Okay, maybe I have that a little screwed up.
yeah, don't that have something to do with bears pooping or something like that?

If no one is around, and a tree falls in the woods, does it land in bear poo?

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #557 on:** October 12, 2022, 12:59:29 PM »

Help, I've fallen and can't reach my beer.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #558 on:** October 12, 2022, 01:00:10 PM »

If I make a statement in the woods, and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #559 on:** October 12, 2022, 01:19:42 PM »

Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on October 12, 2022, 01:00:10 PM

If I make a statement in the woods, and my wife isn't around to hear it, am I still wrong?

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