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Madd Hatter · « **Reply #500 on:** August 31, 2022, 09:52:17 PM »

Quote from: Lt. Dan on August 31, 2022, 08:50:19 PM

If you have to ask you can't afford it.

How much, you can't afford it.

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #501 on:** August 31, 2022, 10:16:50 PM »

Count your blessings.

You don't say!

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #502 on:** August 31, 2022, 11:28:22 PM »

A day late and a dollar short.

Earl · « **Reply #503 on:** August 31, 2022, 11:33:32 PM »

There are two theories about arguing with women.
Neither one works.

R.K. · « **Reply #504 on:** September 01, 2022, 09:02:09 AM »

Please and thank you.

You're welcome.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #505 on:** September 01, 2022, 09:07:32 AM »

And now to sound like the Boss...
"Time's money and you're costing me a fortune!"

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #506 on:** September 01, 2022, 09:09:05 AM »

If he shakes your hand, better count your fingers.

Bicycleman · « **Reply #507 on:** September 01, 2022, 09:13:08 AM »

Because this is GTA, I am changing this one a little:
If brains were ~~gunpowder~~ air, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

avator · « **Reply #508 on:** September 01, 2022, 10:05:12 AM »

Well, I work in the auto manufacturing business.
Around here the saying is...

Have a good weekend, see you tomorrow....

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #509 on:** September 01, 2022, 11:54:23 AM »

Get out while the gettin's good.

If I happened to live in a couple of the states in our fine country that have gone completely crazy I'd get out while the gettin's good.

farrlarr · « **Reply #510 on:** September 01, 2022, 02:12:00 PM »

He is crookeder than a dogs hind leg (a barrel of snakes, etc).
More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Dumber than a sack of hammers.

Privateer · « **Reply #511 on:** September 01, 2022, 02:15:04 PM »

Looks good from my house.

If you hear that from a Construction Worker?
You may want to get a new Contractor.

avator · « **Reply #512 on:** September 01, 2022, 03:09:02 PM »

Plumber's creed..
It flows downhill and don't chew your fingernails.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #513 on:** September 01, 2022, 05:26:04 PM »

Seems I'm the lone hold out on this path of progress.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #514 on:** September 01, 2022, 05:38:58 PM »

My people skills are just fine...
It is my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #515 on:** September 01, 2022, 05:48:59 PM »

If it wasn't for bad luck.... I wouldn't have no luck at all

avator · « **Reply #516 on:** September 01, 2022, 05:50:59 PM »

Stepped in it and came out smelling like a rose.

bnowlin · « **Reply #517 on:** September 01, 2022, 05:51:58 PM »

Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on September 01, 2022, 05:38:58 PM

My people skills are just fine...
It is my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

This one hits the nail on the head

Bicycleman · « **Reply #518 on:** September 01, 2022, 05:58:19 PM »

I saw this one on Joe's t-shirt on the TV show, Garage Squad:
National Sarcasm Society - Like we need your support.

I don't remember where I heard this one:
The Greek Philosopher, Mediocrities, always says: "That is good enough!"

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #519 on:** September 01, 2022, 09:21:17 PM »

Mike he's sure got some great shirts. I liked the one that showed the numbered manual gears with 1-4 then 5th substituted with Jail and 6th substituted with Prison.

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