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R.K. · « **Reply #460 on:** August 26, 2022, 03:24:58 PM »

The one I use while driving at work is," They don't like it when I run over somebody. Plus,I have to clean up the mess and I don't want to have to do that.... again."

Privateer · « **Reply #461 on:** August 26, 2022, 09:14:27 PM »

When I did demolition work, I'd always tell my Guys.......
"It don't have to come down pretty. It just has to come down fast."

And I had a shirt made that said.....

On the front
Demolitions

On the back
If you see Me running
try to keep up

avator · « **Reply #462 on:** August 26, 2022, 09:22:09 PM »

Within 1/4 inch, nail it.. we ain't building a piano.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #463 on:** August 26, 2022, 09:27:59 PM »

"Beats a sharp stick in the eye"

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #464 on:** August 26, 2022, 10:43:50 PM »

Heard a girl say this the other day when asked about world events "I don't wanna think cuz I don't wanna sound stupid". Didn't realize how stupid she sounded by saying that but cracked me up!

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #465 on:** August 27, 2022, 09:17:35 AM »

Quote from: Sqrl Klr on August 26, 2022, 10:43:50 PM

Heard a girl say this the other day when asked about world events "I don't wanna think cuz I don't wanna sound stupid". Didn't realize how stupid she sounded by saying that but cracked me up!

Blonde?

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #466 on:** August 27, 2022, 10:54:30 AM »

"Put that in your pipe and smoke it."

avator · « **Reply #467 on:** August 27, 2022, 11:14:53 AM »

Your Mom wears combat boots.

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #468 on:** August 27, 2022, 03:04:29 PM »

Been waiting patiently for my ship to come in but found out the dang thing sunk!!😡😡😡

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #469 on:** August 27, 2022, 09:50:24 PM »

Quote from: Matchstickshooter on August 27, 2022, 09:17:35 AM

Quote from: Sqrl Klr on August 26, 2022, 10:43:50 PM
Heard a girl say this the other day when asked about world events "I don't wanna think cuz I don't wanna sound stupid". Didn't realize how stupid she sounded by saying that but cracked me up!

Blonde?

LOL Might as well have been but nope some dumb girls have brown hair too.

Yep Madd that ship sailed, burned and sunk.

Back_Roads · « **Reply #470 on:** August 28, 2022, 10:32:13 AM »

Some day my ship will come in, my luck I will be at the airport.

avator · « **Reply #471 on:** August 28, 2022, 10:56:21 AM »

Mine will probably be a rubber raft... with a leak.

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #472 on:** August 28, 2022, 08:12:37 PM »

Heard this one a lot before I retired...
"Life s*cks and then you die!"

bnowlin · « **Reply #473 on:** August 28, 2022, 08:50:55 PM »

Born naked and downhill from there

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #474 on:** August 28, 2022, 09:08:40 PM »

My car's not leaking fluid it's just marking it's territory.

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #475 on:** August 28, 2022, 09:48:37 PM »

Quote from: Matchstickshooter on August 28, 2022, 08:12:37 PM

Heard this one a lot before I retired...
"Life s*cks and then you die!"

I thought it was "you're born, life not worthy, and then you die"!

Insanity · « **Reply #476 on:** August 28, 2022, 10:02:53 PM »

Its the abridged version.

Bicycleman · « **Reply #477 on:** August 29, 2022, 09:34:45 AM »

When thing were not going well for him, a friend would say: I am going to drop back 15 and punt!

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #478 on:** August 29, 2022, 10:49:02 PM »

"about as much chance as a snowball in H*ll

bnowlin · « **Reply #479 on:** August 29, 2022, 10:51:58 PM »

If you say so.

I told you so.

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