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K.O. · « **Reply #260 on:** July 31, 2022, 05:43:57 PM »

Quote from: avator on July 30, 2022, 04:59:19 PM

If I wanted any $h1t from you I would unscrew your head and dip it out..

sounds like some one who planned on...

Live fast, love hard, die young and leave a good looking corpse...

But bill...

ya done missed them Boats..

avator · « **Reply #261 on:** July 31, 2022, 06:17:58 PM »

Not sure, I've heard people say I'd look better dead than alive... but that was in another life.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #262 on:** July 31, 2022, 07:03:08 PM »

Hunter S. Thompson...
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #263 on:** July 31, 2022, 09:32:08 PM »

Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 31, 2022, 07:03:08 PM

Hunter S. Thompson...
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

I live by that saying! ❣️

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #264 on:** August 01, 2022, 08:33:16 AM »

"Well, the operation was a success, however, the patient has died."

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #265 on:** August 01, 2022, 01:05:59 PM »

Win the battle but lose the war.

Choose your battles

Insanity · « **Reply #266 on:** August 01, 2022, 01:21:12 PM »

Never trust a fart after a heavy night of eating chili.

Someone thought I was gonna say drinking...

avator · « **Reply #267 on:** August 01, 2022, 01:28:24 PM »

"pull my finger"

Bicycleman · « **Reply #268 on:** August 01, 2022, 01:45:44 PM »

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. <--- Yes, I know this one has been mentioned already. But I am running it by again. It may apply to my last purchase from Pyramyd Air! Details as the negotiations become complete. Not meant to be a bashing - just facts.

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #269 on:** August 01, 2022, 09:06:15 PM »

Don't go half cocked

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #270 on:** August 02, 2022, 07:10:08 AM »

Robert, that goes along with
"Flash in the pan"

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #271 on:** August 02, 2022, 03:45:33 PM »

"you ain't seen nothin' yet....

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #272 on:** August 02, 2022, 03:56:38 PM »

Quote from: Matchstickshooter on August 02, 2022, 03:45:33 PM

"you ain't seen nothin' yet....

You forgot"hold my beer" at the beginning of that.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #273 on:** August 02, 2022, 06:28:33 PM »

"Don't buy a Pig in a poke"
For us Yankee's a "poke" is a bag.
In other words don't buy what you can't see.

bnowlin · « **Reply #274 on:** August 02, 2022, 10:43:15 PM »

Not tonight I've got a headache.

Bob

Rick67 · « **Reply #275 on:** August 02, 2022, 10:59:15 PM »

Quote from: bnowlin on August 02, 2022, 10:43:15 PM

Not tonight I've got a headache.
Bob

That's not what she said

bnowlin · « **Reply #276 on:** August 03, 2022, 12:13:25 AM »

Way back when I heard it all the time.
Bob

Baco · « **Reply #277 on:** August 03, 2022, 04:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Insanity on August 01, 2022, 01:21:12 PM

Never trust a fart after a heavy night of eating chili.

Someone thought I was gonna say drinking...

that was my thought everyday when i had IBS

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #278 on:** August 03, 2022, 11:40:42 AM »

Quote from: Madd Hatter on August 02, 2022, 03:56:38 PM

Quote from: Matchstickshooter on August 02, 2022, 03:45:33 PM
"you ain't seen nothin' yet....
You forgot"hold my beer" at the beginning of that.

Earl · « **Reply #279 on:** August 03, 2022, 04:34:28 PM »

OLD MAN'S CODE
Never pass a restroom
Never trust a fart
Never waste a hard-on

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