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Madd Hatter · « **Reply #240 on:** July 27, 2022, 03:01:35 PM »

And booming like a artillery barge.

Insanity · « **Reply #241 on:** July 29, 2022, 07:09:42 AM »

Short on ears long on mouth.

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #242 on:** July 29, 2022, 12:38:03 PM »

Well, a deep subject for shallow minds.

Curiouscity killed the cat but satisfaction brought him back.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #243 on:** July 29, 2022, 10:53:15 PM »

Well spank my arse and call me Charley.

F... Me running, backwards.

Novagun · « **Reply #244 on:** July 30, 2022, 03:27:40 AM »

Our version is " Knock me down and call me Shorty."

Bicycleman · « **Reply #245 on:** July 30, 2022, 03:21:10 PM »

. . . don't shoot the snake in the bottom of the boat.
. . . don't kill the messenger.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed.
If I had wanted your opinion, I would have rattled your cage.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #246 on:** July 30, 2022, 03:31:44 PM »

High school teacher used to say...
"I'm gonna slap seven kinds of dog water out of you"

Insanity · « **Reply #247 on:** July 30, 2022, 03:36:57 PM »

Dog water well I know what you meant but that's funny.

K.O. · « **Reply #248 on:** July 30, 2022, 04:28:31 PM »

yep,

Don't eat yellow snow...

avator · « **Reply #249 on:** July 30, 2022, 04:59:19 PM »

If I wanted any $h1t from you I would unscrew your head and dip it out..

bnowlin · « **Reply #250 on:** July 30, 2022, 06:50:02 PM »

Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 30, 2022, 03:31:44 PM

High school teacher used to say...
"I'm gonna slap seven kinds of dog water out of you"

I had teacher that said, "Just pop your whip young man, just pop your whip"
Bob

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #251 on:** July 30, 2022, 07:04:24 PM »

That reminded me of what I used to hear sometimes back in the day, "Go pick your switch". Thankfully it wasn't a common saying for me.

Bicycleman · « **Reply #252 on:** July 30, 2022, 07:13:51 PM »

Boy, I am going to hit you so hard, your grandchildren will be born dizzy!

And from my father-in-law, while consuming a bowl of Gumbo: "I wonder what the rich people are eating?"

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #253 on:** July 30, 2022, 07:31:36 PM »

"Gag a magot off a gut wagon"

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #254 on:** July 30, 2022, 07:42:21 PM »

Quote from: Sqrl Klr on July 30, 2022, 07:04:24 PM

That reminded me of what I used to hear sometimes back in the day, "Go pick your switch". Thankfully it wasn't a common saying for me.

I had to pick my own switch more than once...
Off a "Pu$$y Willow" bush. Anyone who knows what that is knows they are long, thin, and flexible

Bicycleman · « **Reply #255 on:** July 30, 2022, 07:51:44 PM »

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose.
But it is not proper to pick your friend's nose.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #256 on:** July 30, 2022, 09:26:40 PM »

"A woman's breast is the hardest rock that the almighty ever made"

And gosh how I love them

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #257 on:** July 30, 2022, 10:30:14 PM »

"Be alert..the world needs more lerts"

Bicycleman · « **Reply #258 on:** July 31, 2022, 07:46:11 AM »

Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 30, 2022, 09:26:40 PM

"A woman's breast is the hardest rock that the almighty ever made"

And gosh how I love them

I watched 'Jeremiah Johnson' several times, and enjoyed it more each watching.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #259 on:** July 31, 2022, 07:52:02 AM »

I watched it last night again myself.

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