I'm not sure which is worse... having the hots for a nun or bragging about visiting an old lady friend named "Hairless Joe".
Quote from: avator on September 16, 2023, 10:16:17 PMI'm not sure which is worse... having the hots for a nun or bragging about visiting an old lady friend named "Hairless Joe". Soooo. . . . . Logged on to GTA and this popped up.Haven't read any of the previous posts.Don't know. Don't wanna know. Not my monkey. Not my circus.
Quote from: Blowpipe Sam on September 16, 2023, 10:20:46 PMQuote from: avator on September 16, 2023, 10:16:17 PMI'm not sure which is worse... having the hots for a nun or bragging about visiting an old lady friend named "Hairless Joe". Soooo. . . . . Logged on to GTA and this popped up.Haven't read any of the previous posts.Don't know. Don't wanna know. Not my monkey. Not my circus. Huh, that very same post made me HAVE TO read the previous page to see what sparked it. Curiosity did not kill the cat this time.Earlier today, I went kayaking. Happyhappyhappy.I did, however, think about what targets I might shoot in the next session. Might not be tomorrow; I told a neighbor I’d help pick some apples and plums that he is apparently becoming overwhelmed by. If there are any worm-riddled ones, maybe I could take them to riddle with a different kind of hole.
Here ya go 😉1. Open toilet lid make sure toilet is flushed first and only filled with clean water.2. Add 1 oz of liquid dish detergent.3. Leave toilet seat and lid open and find cat.4. Holding cat by scruff of the neck with one hand and the other on the seat and lid toss cat into toilet and immediately shut lid. This is really tricky and you need to be fast. Be sure to hold the seat down. DO NOT SIT ON SEAT as paws may come through the space and scratch thighs.Note: there is no need to assist in washing as the cat will agitate the water sufficiently to wash itself.5. After several minutes or whenever you think the cat is clean enough flush the toilet repeatedly.I recommend a minimum of three times.6. Extremely important: be sure the bathroom door is open as well as a door to the outside. Also when you raise the toilet seat lid stand to the side so as not to be injured
Quote from: Madd Hatter on September 17, 2023, 05:35:36 PMHere ya go 😉1. Open toilet lid make sure toilet is flushed first and only filled with clean water.2. Add 1 oz of liquid dish detergent.3. Leave toilet seat and lid open and find cat.4. Holding cat by scruff of the neck with one hand and the other on the seat and lid toss cat into toilet and immediately shut lid. This is really tricky and you need to be fast. Be sure to hold the seat down. DO NOT SIT ON SEAT as paws may come through the space and scratch thighs.Note: there is no need to assist in washing as the cat will agitate the water sufficiently to wash itself.5. After several minutes or whenever you think the cat is clean enough flush the toilet repeatedly.I recommend a minimum of three times.6. Extremely important: be sure the bathroom door is open as well as a door to the outside. Also when you raise the toilet seat lid stand to the side so as not to be injuredHmm.. our washing machine has settings for small load, warm water and delicate. The spin cycle is a bit harsh though... much worse than the tumble drying.
Thank you Robert. I got a chuckle out of that.I'm gonna do Ye Olde Phart Rant here. I spent the day following our completely worthless new hire around. The kid ain't got a clue. No idea how to operate a weed whacker, stick edger, or lawn mower. According to him. Well he got a first lesson today. I rode his lazy butt like a rented mule. He don't like me no more. Tell the truth I don't think he's any sorrier than I was when I was his age but the kid don't even know the basics for being a successful slacker. You gotta know when you can goof off and when you gotta at least fake it. He'll either figure it out or get chewed up and spit out. When I was this kid's age I could spot a mark at a hundred yards and I had a well developed radar for the brass. I've had a very successful career (Career: To veer wildly, out of control) scamming, conning, grifting, and defrauding the government and various other institutions. I ain't done an honest days work in years. This younger generation has no ambition and no standards. I may be a slacker but I've a least got some class.
Guess I got days to make up for. Got diagnosed with Kidney Cancer last summer ( I was only 38 ) Had treatment on July 31. I'm waiting for the all clear now. Lost my dog a week before that. All before my birthday Aug 4th. Now I'm going Wed for gall bladder surgury. Fun times. But not sure the cause of my cancer. I'm the first for my family.