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bnowlin
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
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A man receives a text fron his wife: "on your way home from work, could you stop at Luigi's and pick up dinner"?
The man responds: " I'm at Luigi's with my secretary now".
The wife jumps in her car and races to the restaurant. Upon arriving she calls him. "Im here, where are you sitting"?
He replies "my desk at work. Now that your at Luigi's, pick up dinner".
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NICE!
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Speaking of which…my wife came downstairs this morning with a suppository sticking out of her ear. When I pointed it out to her she said “ Ahh, now I know where my other hearing aid is”
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Madd Hatter
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I have a habbit to whenever i am at like Ikea or some secondhand shop where they sell mirrors just stop infront of the mirror and loudly say gracious what an ugly painting, come and look at it, and then move out of the way to let whoever i am with step in front of the mirror
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Juniper woods ranch AZ
You can only be young once, but you can always be immature
Always follow your heart... but take your brains with you
I'm to old to die young
Men with knowledge but lack wisdom are like a blind man with a lantern
He, who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot, is a fool; and he, who dares not, is a slave.” -- William Drummond, Scottish writer (1585 - 1649)
Just ask yourself, have I pooped my pants today? If the answer is no, you're doing okay.
kbstingwing
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Redneck Quote of the Day.....
"Mostly Peaceful"
"I'zz Mostly Peaceful.... I only shot him Twice".....
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