Sam's Club , Costco , etal

[a1Bogey]

Now I know that everyone here loves thier wife.   But if you can keep them out of any of the socalled "warehouse" club stores it will be to your  benefit.  I foolishly let my wife go to a Sam's club last week to return a gift that had come from there.  Alone without me.   I knew it was a mistake as soon as she left but I have been sick since Christmas and just surrrendered instead of going.   She was just supposed to return 1 item, that's all.   Well, now I am looking at some of the stuff she returned with.  Oh yes , she got a "card" and became a member.  A box of  48 egg rolls. A box of 30 hot dogs.  A pack of Doritos with 2 bags enclosed.  I would estimate the bags are the size of king size pillow covers.  Enough kleenx to last at least 10 years.  A bag of coleslaw mix that must weigh 10 lbs.  This is just a partial list.   Joking I asked, " where is the case of 1000 rolls of toilet paper"?  Her reply was, " the case was too heavy but she would get it on the "next trip".  "dang", did I mess-up.

And now she has informed me that she wants to buy a plane.  I asked if a Piper Cub would do.  She said NO and handed me a photo of a jet that at first I thought was the space shuttle.  I believe it is a Gulfstream G-400.  It only cost 36million dollars. And $600,000 a year to operate.  Now I can't afford a jet but you can bet your _ss that I will not let her go to any air shows by herself in the future.

[uncle paulie]

Bogey, thats 600k/year to MAINTAIN! Of course, if you actually want to fly it, your going to need your own oil well to go with it!

pv

[newguyontheblock (Nathan)]

i always love going to sams club cause i can convince the folks to grab all the "junk food snacks" ever since i began late start at school i sleep in too late to make a sandwhich so its just grab snacks and go