You might be an air gunner if.......

[Atchman2]

If you've ever had to take half a day off of work to try and catch the UPS guy before your wife gets home so she doesn't know you ordered ANOTHER air gun. 

[deanda]

hahahah........I can relate!!!!!

I'm getting it bad!

[Yellowstone]

I'm an Airgunner!
 my problem is she shoots with me.
"what this gun? I've had this a long Time, I just do shoot it much"
Then its back to the couch. LOL

[famine]

I just started and the wife told me I'm getting out of hand. Four weeks into the hobby and I have 3 pistols, and 2 rifles

Crosman Storm XT
Crosman Titan GP
Crosman 357
Crosman 38t
Crosman 1377

Is there an AA for airgunners?

[deanda]

Maybe Gene will set up an airgunner AA gate here on the new site.

[ezman604]

....if one arm is larger than the other and your thumb and first finger have a permanent grey stain. 
Happy Shooting!!!!
Dave
 

[timegoat]

... the wife feels your pain when your only air rifle breaks it's mainspring and she actually says, "Time for the Beeman R7 you were looking at?"

I opted for the Diana 34 Compact instead.

[GatorGunner]

Your at the park with the kids, they want to feed the pigeons and all you see is a target rich environment.

[Augydogy]

... you have your guns/rifles delivered to the office and then sneak them in the house and when she asks about it I say the same thing Yellowstone above sez
"what this gun? I've had this a long Time, I just do shoot it much" 

[gmupatriot2010]

If you've ever had to take half a day off of work to try and catch the UPS guy before your wife gets home so she doesn't know you ordered ANOTHER air gun. 

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE this one....good one Atchman2

[dk1677]

( good ones here!) Your driving down a city street and all you see are targets ( yellow beaks, tree rats , english sparrows, crows)

[Cptjbud]

..... you still head straight to sporting goods when entering your local WalMart, even if you know they won't have any new airguns stuff!   

[Squackerreaper]

..... you still head straight to sporting goods when entering your local WalMart, even if you know they won't have any new airguns stuff!   

I'm guilty of this myself...lol

[Atchman2]

....you feel bad when you see roadkill because you think to yourself, "I could have shot that!".

Atchman

[Jay]

You let the wife put up bird feeder's(an help keep'em full) just so you can bust grackel's an starlin's as your "JUST target shooting Honey why?"

[grackledown]

You get fired because your boss thinks that callous on your thumb is a roach burn.

[Jay]

Now THAT's FUNNY!!!

[grackledown]

You buy a new bed and consider using the old one as a pellet trap.

[grackledown]

You're at a party and there are mellon balls for desert and all you can think of is how cool it would be to shoot them.

[grackledown]

That's enough.