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Booger · « **Reply #20 on:** January 31, 2014, 11:43:15 PM »

No one mentioned: Finding creative ways to buy an air gun without the wife knowing.

Sfttailrdr46 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 01, 2014, 08:13:35 AM »

Quote from: Philidor on January 31, 2014, 11:43:15 PM

No one mentioned: Finding creative ways to buy an air gun without the wife knowing.

I don't think that we want that info out in plain sight it's bad enough that the "WIFE" in most cases has esp and they are very good at hiding the fact that they are usually way smarter than us

Not The Brightest Bulb · « **Reply #22 on:** February 01, 2014, 09:39:01 AM »

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"WIFE" in most cases has esp and they are very good at hiding the fact that they are usually way smarter than us

Hmmmm, My wife usually flaunts the "way smarter than me" program. Of course being smarter than me is not such a big deal.

eaguila · « **Reply #23 on:** February 01, 2014, 09:49:04 AM »

i've used the preemptive "make wife happy first, then buy what you want" approach, with 50% chance of success

egillman · « **Reply #24 on:** February 01, 2014, 11:26:46 AM »

Here's an age-old question: "If a man buys an airgun in the middle of the forest, will his wife still find out?"

jonnnyboy · « **Reply #25 on:** February 01, 2014, 11:47:17 AM »

I think the last step is coming up with a flow chart that shows how we ended up in this sorry mess! LOL!! I'm in the mess too.

Joe

Sfttailrdr46 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 01, 2014, 01:04:38 PM »

Quote from: egillman on February 01, 2014, 11:26:46 AM

Here's an age-old question: "If a man buys an airgun in the middle of the forest, will his wife still find out?"

Resounding "Yes" she will

Tater · « **Reply #27 on:** February 01, 2014, 01:48:18 PM »

Quote from: Wheelchair Bob on January 31, 2014, 03:27:24 PM

I made it to step 10 in only three weeks. Does that mean there is no hope for me at all? I hate it when folks put stuff like this up and pin me so well. An I thought I was "different". "dang"......

Wheelchair Bob

No no! You sir, are just what they call a "fast-tracker".

Quote from: eaguila on January 31, 2014, 09:49:24 PM

you guys are scaring me...<<<newbie to the hobby and im at #10 already

Ditto for you. Well done guys.

Sfttailrdr46 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 01, 2014, 02:01:08 PM »

In the last 7 months I scare me

Wheelchair Bob · « **Reply #29 on:** February 01, 2014, 03:37:19 PM »

Could be worse. This addiction wont get you thrown in jail and you wont die from withdrawals but it sure would hurt. I started "collecting" Machine tools and shop equipment back in the late 90's and now I have a shop full of state of the art metal working machinery and at the rate I am going on Air Gunning, I will need another gun vault or maybe two in no time at all. I like to collect unique firearms like the 10/22 Ruger, and the Mossberg pump 410 shotgun so air guns will be right up the alley for me. Lately it cists too much for ammo if you can even find any, so I stocked up on what I could find and plan to keep it in storage till it is really needed.

Wheelchair Bob

chuckinohio · « **Reply #30 on:** February 01, 2014, 03:38:04 PM »

Not exactly a flow chart, but this is as close as MIT and NASA could come to explaining what is happening to us here on the GTA..........................

bowzette · « **Reply #31 on:** February 01, 2014, 05:39:51 PM »

Quote from: sfttailrdr46 on February 01, 2014, 02:01:08 PM

In the last 7 months I scare me

LOL!!!

Wheelchair Bob · « **Reply #32 on:** February 02, 2014, 10:59:24 AM »

Chuck in Ohio has it right. But Nasa left out the compacted swirl effect for the turbolator field in conjunction with the glomular mass particle exchange transducer. The field loosens the cash in the wallet so the turbolator can swirl it into Glomular exchange votices...and teleport it in AGD/PA numerical renumerator resevoir
Instant broke!!!!

Wheelchair Bob

Bicycleman · « **Reply #33 on:** February 02, 2014, 02:20:11 PM »

Wait, what?

W O W !

Tater · « **Reply #34 on:** February 02, 2014, 05:43:28 PM »

Quote from: Wheelchair Bob on February 02, 2014, 10:59:24 AM

Chuck in Ohio has it right. But Nasa left out the compacted swirl effect for the turbolator field in conjunction with the glomular mass particle exchange transducer. The field loosens the cash in the wallet so the turbolator can swirl it into Glomular exchange votices...and teleport it in AGD/PA numerical renumerator resevoir
Instant broke!!!!

Wheelchair Bob

But this was "implied" by the chart. I saw it right away.

egillman · « **Reply #35 on:** February 02, 2014, 11:48:13 PM »

Thanks to Chuckinohio, I know understand what a "black hole" is. It not worthy in all your cash and spare time, and only occasionally spits out a few smashed pellets onto your garage floor!

chuckinohio · « **Reply #36 on:** February 03, 2014, 10:25:46 AM »

Quote from: egillman on February 02, 2014, 11:48:13 PM

Thanks to Chuckinohio, I know understand what a "black hole" is. It not worthy in all your cash and spare time, and only occasionally spits out a few smashed pellets onto your garage floor!

Right, it is exactly like Alchemy, only the results are reversed.
You take perfectly good gold and turn it into scrap lead.......

I'm starting to think that we may be doing it wrong.

If Pyramyd posts a buy 4 pay for 3 free on magic beans, we'll know for sure that we fell for a scheme............

Eddie B · « **Reply #37 on:** February 03, 2014, 12:05:11 PM »

Quote from: Philidor on January 31, 2014, 11:43:15 PM

No one mentioned: Finding creative ways to buy an air gun without the wife knowing.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Rabbit\Squirrel Killer · « **Reply #38 on:** February 03, 2014, 12:53:18 PM »

I now have 25 Air guns, and my wife had an unspoken prayer request for her husband at church.

Now I think I might find better deals on better guns as a result!

Seriously I will have to start selling something someday, just not today.

BerkshireHunter · « **Reply #39 on:** February 05, 2014, 02:28:31 AM »

9. Check, made an airgun cabinet.
15. Take long break from airgun forums, websites, only to return come winter.

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