SAD PASSING

[Nathan]

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota , Doughboy rose quickly in show business,but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else that may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.   

[oldpink]

I usually just hate puns, but this one actually got my wife's attention when she heard me chuckle.

[VINNY]

That was great! Thanks.

[bart the fart]

thank you this is the smile i needed while eating this cookie.hmm still hot...

[airiscool]

At first I thought that joke was gonna be half baked, but it turned out to be well done.  

Thanks HNT5 !!

Paul

[dk1677]

Yes that's a good one 

[uncle paulie]

So sad I couldn't stop chuckling!

pv

[Nathan]

I actually got that as an email from my co-worker. thought it was pretty good too! The part that I laughed about the most was "3:50 for about 20 minutes"
Nathan

[ShadowShot]

 I liked "one in the oven".