I peed myself yesterday. Sheesh.

[Jason_Garvin]

I have considered wearing depends for long sits in the hunting stand, as the layers do need alot of pre pee planning LOL

Years ago I started taking gatorade into the stand.  Take one full or empty, but they are large enough you can fill them once, and they have a large opening so you don’t have to worry about your fingers getting wet like those small mouth water bottles 

[avator]

I have considered wearing depends for long sits in the hunting stand, as the layers do need alot of pre pee planning LOL

Years ago I started taking gatorade into the stand.  Take one full or empty, but they are large enough you can fill them once, and they have a large opening so you don’t have to worry about your fingers getting wet like those small mouth water bottles 

That's all good until the biggest buck you've ever seen shows up midstream.

[Back_Roads]

I have considered wearing depends for long sits in the hunting stand, as the layers do need alot of pre pee planning LOL

Years ago I started taking gatorade into the stand.  Take one full or empty, but they are large enough you can fill them once, and they have a large opening so you don’t have to worry about your fingers getting wet like those small mouth water bottles 

That's all good until the biggest buck you've ever seen shows up midstream.

Yeah I just pee on the scrape , just make sure no deer are watching

[Sqrl Klr]

Women have another variant on farts to worry about, though it is not a real fart. There's a nickname for it that begins with q which I'd probably get censored for spelling out.

Reminds me of my favorite actor Qiefer Sutherland!

[airgunaut]

Women have another variant on farts to worry about, though it is not a real fart. There's a nickname for it that begins with q which I'd probably get censored for spelling out.

Reminds me of my favorite actor Qiefer Sutherland!

😆🤫

[bReTt]

After walking an hour or so in freezing temps and wind, I stopped to answer nature's call, outdoors. Although I was wearing thick gloves and long johns upper and lower as well as additional layers, my hands were cold. Hastily and clumsily I pulled down those lower layers.

As soon as the liquid hit the ground er, something, it was Uh Oh time. Something didn't feel right! Yep, my fingers had failed to pull down that innermost layer, the regular underpants.

Decision time:

a) Remove shoes, socks, pants, long johns, and the soaked underpants to keep the latter from wetting the other layers before putting those back on?
or
b) Soldier on home and do impromptu laundry?

It was not the cold that made the decision. It was the possibility that the one neighbor who might drive by on the private road would show up and wonder what the !*#@%!? I was doing half naked.

I've read of worse mistakes involving kayakers in drysuits who thought they had moved it out of harm's way when doing #2. GACK!

I’d have cut the offending apparel in the clear and called it good.  Undies are cheap and should be replaced often anyway…

[Madd Hatter]

After walking an hour or so in freezing temps and wind, I stopped to answer nature's call, outdoors. Although I was wearing thick gloves and long johns upper and lower as well as additional layers, my hands were cold. Hastily and clumsily I pulled down those lower layers.

As soon as the liquid hit the ground er, something, it was Uh Oh time. Something didn't feel right! Yep, my fingers had failed to pull down that innermost layer, the regular underpants.

Decision time:

a) Remove shoes, socks, pants, long johns, and the soaked underpants to keep the latter from wetting the other layers before putting those back on?
or
b) Soldier on home and do impromptu laundry?

It was not the cold that made the decision. It was the possibility that the one neighbor who might drive by on the private road would show up and wonder what the !*#@%!? I was doing half naked.

I've read of worse mistakes involving kayakers in drysuits who thought they had moved it out of harm's way when doing #2. GACK!

I’d have cut the offending apparel in the clear and called it good.  Undies are cheap and should be replaced often anyway…

YEP!!!!