Sayings

[Stinger177]

I heard this tonight on GRIT tv and remembered my Grand-Dad telling me...
"I'll fan your Britches"
meant I was getting a spanking.

Yeah, been there, felt that. I had to go find my own switch (branch). If I didn't pick the right one, I got it doubly.

 

[avator]

"The beatings will continue until moral improves."

[Privateer]

Busier then a hooker with 2 mattresses.

[Insanity]

Busier then a hooker with 2 mattresses.

You made that up.

[bnowlin]

Heck I've run out of anything to say 
Bob

[Privateer]

Busier then a hooker with 2 mattresses.

You made that up.

Nope. Heard it in a movie today.
 

[Stinger177]

Carpentry related:

I've seen better saw cuts from a beaver.

[Matchstickshooter]

   Someone in the movies facing ultimate death and destruction..."this is gonna sting a mite" 

[Sqrl Klr]

That's gonna leave a mark.

[dk1677]

That 'ill buff out

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[Sqrl Klr]

Saying in meme form but saying none the less.

[Earl]

You can shake it up and down.
You can slap it against the wall.
But you have to put it back in your pants before the last drop will fall.

[Bicycleman]

Jeff [aka PRIVATEER] wrote it:
"Walk it off Big Boy! Walk it off!"
As I watched the Little League World Series, I thought   --->  That's how the ball rolls.
Some others:  Out if sight - Out of mind.
                      Don't look a gift horse in the mouth!

[Sqrl Klr]

Success has many fathers but failure is an orphan.

[Matchstickshooter]

 "I ain't sleeping! Just checking my eyelids for holes!"

[avator]

One of my favorites when I'm on a forklift and folks don't head the horn....
"I ain't killed nobody in 3 weeks".

[Madd Hatter]

One of my favorites when I'm on a forklift and folks don't head the horn....
"I ain't killed nobody in 3 weeks".

But the day ain't over yet. Jack palnce as Curly in City slickers.

[Hoosier Daddy]

"Ain't felt this good for an hour"

[avator]

First drink of the day, with this hand.