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Lt. Dan · « **Reply #320 on:** August 11, 2022, 11:03:02 PM »

He's so slow you have to drive a peg in the ground to see if he's moving.

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #321 on:** August 11, 2022, 11:03:46 PM »

I'll slap you silly.

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #322 on:** August 11, 2022, 11:04:28 PM »

Cold as a witch's titty.

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #323 on:** August 11, 2022, 11:04:52 PM »

Dumb as dirt.

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #324 on:** August 11, 2022, 11:05:12 PM »

Sharp as a tack.

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #325 on:** August 11, 2022, 11:11:43 PM »

▪I'll slap you into next week.

▪you're so ugly I ought to shave your butt and make you walk backwards

▪if you can't say anything nice about 'em just don't say anything

▪I'll squeeze yo head like an orange boy

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #326 on:** August 12, 2022, 01:20:29 PM »

Such it up buttercup.

Pay me now or pay me later

Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back.

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #327 on:** August 12, 2022, 01:46:45 PM »

When you help your friends, remember friends don't keep score.

Grief never gets lighter you just get used to carrying the weight.

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #328 on:** August 12, 2022, 08:31:10 PM »

"Get what you want and want what you've got!" ---- copied from one of Archie's (Arch_E) posts.

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #329 on:** August 12, 2022, 09:29:35 PM »

Let's get ready to rumble!

Let's get it on!

Get to the gettin' and do the doin'.

Ain't nothin' to it but to do it.

Git r dun.

Make it happen captain.

Let's make it happening! (Tony Beets version)

Kill em all let God sort em out!

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #330 on:** August 12, 2022, 09:57:33 PM »

The past shapes the future.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #331 on:** August 13, 2022, 06:45:26 AM »

Put out or get out

avator · « **Reply #332 on:** August 13, 2022, 08:22:29 AM »

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Back_Roads · « **Reply #333 on:** August 13, 2022, 08:50:13 AM »

Not sure if anyone has said it is raining cats n dogs ? Well it is there is a large poodle in the driveway, Good thing I was awake enough to see it and not step in it.

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #334 on:** August 13, 2022, 08:57:33 AM »

when we do right, no one remembers...
when we do wrong, no one forgets.

bnowlin · « **Reply #335 on:** August 13, 2022, 09:18:56 AM »

Take what you want but eat what you take.
Bob

Bicycleman · « **Reply #336 on:** August 13, 2022, 09:34:35 AM »

We are not good because we are old; but old because we are good. <--- Part of a business advertisement.
Cowboy coffee: It was so strong, you could float a horseshoe in it.
It was soooo dark, you could not see your hand in front of your face.
I could hear the grass growing.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #337 on:** August 13, 2022, 09:38:15 AM »

Drank enough to tote a battleship around.

avator · « **Reply #338 on:** August 13, 2022, 09:56:37 AM »

Hotter than a polar bear at a cookout.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #339 on:** August 13, 2022, 10:10:30 AM »

Quote from: Lt. Dan on August 11, 2022, 11:04:28 PM

Cold as a witch's titty.

...in a brass brassier
That is what I always heard.

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