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Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #300 on:** August 07, 2022, 03:25:35 PM »

It's time to hike your skirt and get to work.

It's time to tie your bonnet and get on it.

It's time to get some hustle in that muscle.

brewbear · « **Reply #301 on:** August 07, 2022, 07:58:54 PM »

If brains were dynamite, he didn't have enough to blow his nose!

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #302 on:** August 07, 2022, 08:04:42 PM »

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.” –Forrest Gump.

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #303 on:** August 07, 2022, 08:14:14 PM »

Hot enough to fry an egg on the pavement!

Insanity · « **Reply #304 on:** August 07, 2022, 10:40:00 PM »

Its so hot out I cant tell is I sharted or blew the sweat off my @@@.

Back_Roads · « **Reply #305 on:** August 08, 2022, 08:28:39 AM »

Catch phrases become sayings also, Go Ahead Make My Day

avator · « **Reply #306 on:** August 08, 2022, 08:38:11 AM »

Directions to New York City...

North til you smell it, east til you step in it.

Bicycleman · « **Reply #307 on:** August 08, 2022, 07:29:24 PM »

From Mike Vrabel, Head Coach of the Tennessee TITANS, when referring to one of his palyers:
Tough as a two-dollar steak!

7624452 · « **Reply #308 on:** August 08, 2022, 08:13:58 PM »

Do bears poop in the woods ?

avator · « **Reply #309 on:** August 09, 2022, 07:52:26 AM »

Does a cat have a climbing gear?

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #310 on:** August 10, 2022, 08:33:43 PM »

By hook or by crook. Tried to search if that's already been said here since I can't remember but search function wouldn't work.

Madd Hatter · « **Reply #311 on:** August 10, 2022, 08:36:58 PM »

From Mike Vrabel, Head Coach of the Tennessee TITANS, when referring to one of his palyers:
Tough as a two-dollar steak!

Phoney as a $3 bill.

Dry as a popcorn fart.

As useful as a screen door on a submarine.

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #312 on:** August 10, 2022, 08:50:15 PM »

Nuttier than an attic full of squirrel scat.

It's as hot as my exes in thongs.

It's almost as cold as my ex.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #313 on:** August 10, 2022, 09:03:20 PM »

"Put your nose to the Grind stone"
Meant hard labor... Grand-Dad had one, imagine putting you nose to that sharpening a tool.

R.K. · « **Reply #314 on:** August 11, 2022, 08:42:16 AM »

Not sure if these have already been submitted.
Close the barn door after the horse is gone.
Sweatin like a @#$%^& in church.

Privateer · « **Reply #315 on:** August 11, 2022, 12:25:00 PM »

"Put your nose to the Grind stone"
Meant hard labor... Grand-Dad had one, imagine putting you nose to that sharpening a tool.

Meh!

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #316 on:** August 11, 2022, 12:35:30 PM »

Sweatin like my ex-wife in church.

FIXED... at least that is what I say in public.

Privateer · « **Reply #317 on:** August 11, 2022, 04:54:36 PM »

Nuttier then a porta potty on a peanut farm

Lt. Dan · « **Reply #318 on:** August 11, 2022, 09:13:41 PM »

Fine as frog hair.

Bicycleman · « **Reply #319 on:** August 11, 2022, 10:46:51 PM »

Are you up yet?" <--- Bill's [Avatar] suggestion.
Thanks for the suggestion, Bill.

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