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Back_Roads · « **Reply #160 on:** July 20, 2022, 09:24:06 AM »

Quote from: bantam5s on July 20, 2022, 02:09:41 AM

An apple a day keeps the rust away. ( peeling/ eating apples is how I develop the patina that protects my knives)

Razor sharp.
Hair popping sharp.
Scary sharp.
I've been known to circumcise a gnat.

You should see the blades on our apple peeling / coring machine at work

K.O. · « **Reply #161 on:** July 20, 2022, 12:58:12 PM »

always taking the back roads...

K.O. · « **Reply #162 on:** July 20, 2022, 01:12:55 PM »

another song that comes from a saying...

K.O. · « **Reply #163 on:** July 20, 2022, 01:28:11 PM »

couple more songs from sayings...

do it till we're black and blue...

wanna be a rock star...

avator · « **Reply #164 on:** July 20, 2022, 01:44:38 PM »

Party til ya puke.

That's usually when I get my second wind....

R.K. · « **Reply #165 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:06:28 PM »

My father always recounted a sign on the front door of an old bar "liquor in the front, poker in the rear"

KevinJBrown · « **Reply #166 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:07:43 PM »

This might be just from my family:
Wolverines raise wolverines.

avator · « **Reply #167 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:10:00 PM »

Monkey see, monkey do.

When in Rome.... y'all know the rest.

Rome wasn't built in a day.... but it burned pretty fast.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #168 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:13:45 PM »

Don't think I saw this yet...
Shaking like a dog sh*ting razor blades.

avator · « **Reply #169 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:21:19 PM »

Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 20, 2022, 04:13:45 PM

Don't think I saw this yet...
Shaking like a dog sh*ting razor blades.

Can't say I ever seen a dog do that either.

Insanity · « **Reply #170 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:30:11 PM »

If your dog is pooping razor blades maybe put them in a different location.

avator · « **Reply #171 on:** July 20, 2022, 04:39:24 PM »

No need, I doubt that dog will do it again.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #172 on:** July 20, 2022, 05:59:33 PM »

^(^^%$#^.... Twist my words.
Post made perfect sense in my head.

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #173 on:** July 20, 2022, 06:02:25 PM »

Combined two saying into one:

Roses are red, violets are blue,
out with the old, in with the new.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #174 on:** July 20, 2022, 06:12:55 PM »

Oh... so now we are going to poems?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue...
If you think this is going to rhyme.. You're wrong.

Bicycleman · « **Reply #175 on:** July 20, 2022, 09:16:23 PM »

Automobile expressions:
That one is a creampuff.
Kick the tires.
Drive it like you stole it.
Pedal to the metal.
Mash your gas.
Hammer down.
Running on empty.
Motion lotion. Go juice.
Stick shift. Four on the floor. Three on the tree.
Kick it into overdrive. Hit the passing gear.

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #176 on:** July 20, 2022, 09:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Bicycleman on July 20, 2022, 09:16:23 PM

Automobile expressions:

If it has t*ts or tires, you're going to have trouble with it.

bnowlin · « **Reply #177 on:** July 20, 2022, 10:16:41 PM »

I like the Extra gum commercial

Chew it
Before you do it

Bob

JuryRigger · « **Reply #178 on:** July 21, 2022, 07:33:01 PM »

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence...
All bark, no bite...
If wishes were fishes there wouldn't be enough sea...
Jesse

Bicycleman · « **Reply #179 on:** July 21, 2022, 10:14:21 PM »

Green grass on the other side too.

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