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Insanity · « **Reply #140 on:** July 18, 2022, 10:17:48 PM »

Beer is a solution.

K.O. · « **Reply #141 on:** July 18, 2022, 10:24:51 PM »

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them...

JuryRigger · « **Reply #142 on:** July 18, 2022, 10:49:01 PM »

Few more-
More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Opening a can of worms
Tilting at windmills
Quicker than greased lightening
Bold as brass

Jesse

Insanity · « **Reply #143 on:** July 18, 2022, 11:00:59 PM »

Like a bat out of *(&^.

Rabbit\Squirrel Killer · « **Reply #144 on:** July 19, 2022, 12:30:44 AM »

My mom was from North Dakota and something or someone was "Slower than molasses in January"

My mother-in-law said- "A skunk always smells it's own pew first." When someone asked "Who farted?"

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #145 on:** July 19, 2022, 12:51:57 AM »

Quote from: Bicycleman on July 18, 2022, 05:51:21 PM

Lead, Follow, or GET OUT OF THE WAY!

Amen! Poop or get off the pot!

Baco · « **Reply #146 on:** July 19, 2022, 12:58:03 AM »

it's not me on the way it's you who's too dense

avator · « **Reply #147 on:** July 19, 2022, 12:36:08 PM »

Some Jamaican sayings...
Translated, of course.

“When you throw a stone in a pig pen, the one that squeals is the one that got hit.”

“A thief never likes to see another thief with more stolen goods than they have.”

“We’re little but we’re mighty.”

“The higher the monkey climbs, the more he exposes himself.”

“What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”

“Bend the tree when it’s young because when it’s old, it’ll break.”

“A ghost knows who to scare and who to tell goodnight.”

“The same bird who brings gossip is the same bird that takes it back.”

“A pig hides under sheep’s wool, but his grunt betrays him.”

“Before you get married, keep both eyes open; after you’re married, shut one.”

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #148 on:** July 19, 2022, 01:18:14 PM »

Quote

“What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.”

My country raised Grandmother would say that often.

avator · « **Reply #149 on:** July 19, 2022, 01:31:01 PM »

I like the last one.

Sqrl Klr · « **Reply #150 on:** July 19, 2022, 03:23:10 PM »

I'm not bossy I just know what you should be doing!

-Said every warden/wife ever.

Bicycleman · « **Reply #151 on:** July 19, 2022, 06:45:21 PM »

Being an avid bicycle rider for the last 39 years, I use this one often:
Life is like baseball. It is the number of time you reach home safely that counts.
Also: The life you save may be your own. Drive safely!

avator · « **Reply #152 on:** July 19, 2022, 06:47:36 PM »

If I had your money I would burn mine.

Matchstickshooter · « **Reply #153 on:** July 19, 2022, 07:25:39 PM »

Can't fix stupid, even with Duct Tape!

JuryRigger · « **Reply #154 on:** July 19, 2022, 09:11:52 PM »

Can't see the forest for the trees
It's the bee's knee's
Louder than a stuck pig
Jesse

Baco · « **Reply #155 on:** July 19, 2022, 09:27:25 PM »

Quote from: avator on July 19, 2022, 12:36:08 PM

Some Jamaican sayings...
Translated, of course.

quite a Jamaican connoisseur you, reminded me of an African saying

"Kindly let me help or you"ll drown said the monkey, putting the fish safely up a tree"

7624452 · « **Reply #156 on:** July 19, 2022, 10:26:24 PM »

JuryRigger · « **Reply #157 on:** July 19, 2022, 10:49:55 PM »

Quote from: 7624452 on July 19, 2022, 10:26:24 PM

LOL!!
Jesse

bantam5s · « **Reply #158 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:01:33 AM »

Quote from: bnowlin on July 17, 2022, 08:05:51 PM

Quote from: bantam5s on July 17, 2022, 01:00:38 AM
He's got a heart as big as the whole outdoors but not one brain in his poor old head.

That's more of a movie quote ( i'll let you guys guess the movie ) but sounds like it could be a common saying
Support Your Local Sherrif it was just on.
Bob

Yep.
One of my absolute favorites.
James garner was so great, but then so was harry Morgan, Jack Elam, Gene Evan's, and Walter brennan.
I be Bruce dern is still alive.
Bruce dern always made a great bad guy, with that kind of evil looking weaselly smile he has.

bantam5s · « **Reply #159 on:** July 20, 2022, 02:09:41 AM »

An apple a day keeps the rust away. ( peeling/ eating apples is how I develop the patina that protects my knives)

Razor sharp.
Hair popping sharp.
Scary sharp.
I've been known to circumcise a gnat.

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