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Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #80 on:** July 15, 2022, 05:19:51 PM »

"HI HOME... I'M HONEY!"

"I'm going home to pet the Wife and kiss the Dog"

Insanity · « **Reply #81 on:** July 15, 2022, 05:23:24 PM »

Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 15, 2022, 05:19:51 PM

"HI HOME... I'M HONEY!"

"I'm going home to pet the Wife and kiss the Dog"

I fully beleave you say and do that about every day after work.

K.O. · « **Reply #82 on:** July 15, 2022, 05:26:04 PM »

OH, THE INSANITY..

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #83 on:** July 15, 2022, 05:28:31 PM »

Quote from: Insanity on July 15, 2022, 05:23:24 PM

Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 15, 2022, 05:19:51 PM
"HI HOME... I'M HONEY!"

"I'm going home to pet the Wife and kiss the Dog"

I fully beleave you say and do that about every day after work.

Maaaaaaybe.

Insanity · « **Reply #84 on:** July 15, 2022, 05:30:31 PM »

Quote from: K.O. on July 15, 2022, 05:26:04 PM

OH, THE INSANITY..

Well someone had to say it.

K.O. · « **Reply #85 on:** July 15, 2022, 06:19:47 PM »

Quote from: Insanity on July 15, 2022, 05:30:31 PM

Quote from: K.O. on July 15, 2022, 05:26:04 PM
OH, THE INSANITY..

Well someone had to say it.

One big happy family..

K.O. · « **Reply #86 on:** July 15, 2022, 06:22:12 PM »

Bet ya didn't see that one coming, did ya..?

Insanity · « **Reply #87 on:** July 15, 2022, 06:45:30 PM »

I was waiting lol.

K.O. · « **Reply #88 on:** July 15, 2022, 08:17:47 PM »

like a dog with a bone... I bet...

Bicycleman · « **Reply #89 on:** July 15, 2022, 09:01:52 PM »

Don't Drink and Drive
Turn around Don't drown
Buckle up for safety!
Speed kills. Slow down and live.

Insanity · « **Reply #90 on:** July 15, 2022, 09:18:42 PM »

Better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it.

R.K. · « **Reply #91 on:** July 15, 2022, 09:35:34 PM »

I always get in the last word with my wife, Yes dear.

Better to fart and bear the shame than hold it and bear the pain.

It's not my fault, it's your turn

K.O. · « **Reply #92 on:** July 15, 2022, 09:52:46 PM »

Stick it to the man...

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #93 on:** July 16, 2022, 06:44:02 AM »

"Sock it to me"

avator · « **Reply #94 on:** July 16, 2022, 09:19:53 AM »

It's not that mine don't stink, I'm just used to the smell.

farrlarr · « **Reply #95 on:** July 16, 2022, 10:45:05 AM »

Quote from: Hoosier Daddy on July 16, 2022, 06:44:02 AM

"Sock it to me"

Before he died in 1991, the actor Regis Toomey invented a new type of electrical plug-in. It was called the Socket Toomey.

Struckat · « **Reply #96 on:** July 16, 2022, 12:55:42 PM »

I heard this on a cold New Year’s Eve while drinking in a fish house on Big Pine, “You can’t live with em, and you can’t push em under the ice.”

Hoosier Daddy · « **Reply #97 on:** July 16, 2022, 07:40:48 PM »

"Never trust anything that bleeds for 4 days and doesn't die."

JuryRigger · « **Reply #98 on:** July 16, 2022, 09:03:53 PM »

Another favorite-"Not my circus, not my monkeys"
Jesse

bantam5s · « **Reply #99 on:** July 16, 2022, 10:36:09 PM »

Heres a few my dad always said growing up.

Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.

If it was a snake it woulda bit ya.

Wish in one hand ____ in the other and see which fills up quicker.

At least we weren't completely skunked

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