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Reply #300 on:
August 15, 2021, 10:46:06 PM »
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Magic beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? What’s so magical about it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, flies around the building, then finally returns to his seat with a triumphant smile.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Lemme try some of that!” The man grabs the beer. He downs it, leaps off the roof —and plummets 15 stories to the ground.
The bartender shakes his head. “You know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
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A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer an apology.
“You keep out of this!” she yells. “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
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August 15, 2021, 11:14:32 PM »
HAHAHA HAH 😆
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Re: Meme of the day....take two!
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August 16, 2021, 08:20:53 AM »
A Blonde was in a row boat in the middle of a field with one oar trying to paddle across.
Another blonde on the edge of the field yells "Your so stupid"!
Blonde in the boat. "Why? What am I doing wrong"?
Blonde on the edge of the field. "You need to use 2 oars and if I could swim I'd come show you".
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Re: Meme of the day....take two!
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Re: Meme of the day....take two!
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August 16, 2021, 09:41:02 PM »
LOLOLOLOL 😆
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"Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running." -anonymous
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Re: Meme of the day....take two!
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August 16, 2021, 11:38:18 PM »
Not a meme, but still funny!
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"Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running." -anonymous
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Re: Meme of the day....take two!
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Re: Meme of the day....take two!
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August 16, 2021, 11:48:29 PM »
Haha! I did that just today!
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"Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running." -anonymous
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Re: Meme of the day....take two!
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August 17, 2021, 09:49:58 AM »
Quote from: lizzie on August 16, 2021, 11:38:18 PM
Not a meme, but still funny!
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August 17, 2021, 10:33:19 AM »
lol..... seen that coming...
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Re: Meme of the day....take two!
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Spot got tutored.
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August 17, 2021, 06:55:41 PM »
Teutered......
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"Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest Gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn't matter whether you are a Lion or a Gazelle... when the sun comes up, you'd better be running." -anonymous
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Re: Meme of the day....take two!
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The original.
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Lizzie, for you
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