Steveoh,I only saw the aftermath of slipping in fresh cow manure. I didn't overly react because I was raised on a dairy farm; manure is like a garnish or a condiment. I often forget how horrified (not that you were) people get when the come into contact with cow pies. Granted this was also that nice springtime-green-grass-bovine-diarrhea stuff that's more a smoothie than a pie (I know my manure, folks) I think the funniest thing was that you couldn't tell because of the woodland camo pants! To me it's more fun to think of the reactions when folks get home and their shoes, clothes (in your case), and truck smell like cow manure. It's the redneck's version of stripper glitter...no hiding where you've been