You are an airgun addict when

[Zsigmund]

 696: You look in the mirror and it's me staring back!

 That also might be scary or embarrassing, so sorry in advance.

[Wbldon]

Your an air gun addict when you tell your wife (Or partner) who gets the mail dailey to throw out anything air gun related BEFORE you see it.  Then you wait for them to go to the grocery store or run an errand so you can root through the garbage to pull it back out to read later............

[Rick67]

698. Every natal day, you’re  the only one who’s amused blowing out candles on your cake with a scuba 

[buellm2]

698. Every natal day, you’re  the only one who’s amused blowing out candles on your cake with a scuba 

That's crazy.  Indoors, birthday cake, candles, close range.   I believe an air pistol is the correct tool.

[Rick67]

698. Every natal day, you’re  the only one who’s amused blowing out candles on your cake with a scuba 

That's crazy.  Indoors, birthday cake, candles, close range.   I believe an air pistol is the correct tool.

Ha, with a multi-pump to extinguish all them candles based on your age 😂

But it’s your b’day so let them grit their teeth 🥴

[avator]

698. Every natal day, you’re  the only one who’s amused blowing out candles on your cake with a scuba 

That's crazy.  Indoors, birthday cake, candles, close range.   I believe an air pistol is the correct tool.

Everybody close your eyes and open your mouth, I'm 'bout to blow these candles out.

[Rick67]

687. You have a cat who paws at the exact location of leaks (hiss, hiss, hiss 🥴)…I’d probably rent it out to them owners of a particular brand of AG with a million O-rings, meow 

699. In about the same context

You’ve invented a dye cartridge that attaches to any handpump or compressor, one that gives color to the air you pump into your AG.

Should be easy to spot them leaks wherever they are, huh 

[Rick67]

700. Your wife or daughter is now heavy with a child, so now you’re introducing that bulging belly to the these sounds: the crunching of a springer action, the clacking of a multi-pump, and the chugging of a compressor or the hissing of a hand pump 

[bear air]

701. You ponder starting a thread titled: What did you almost order today? Or what did you delete from your cart today?

[Rick67]

702. You have a version of the American flag that has 50 pellet shapes instead of 50 stars 

[Rick67]

703. You are planning to reshape these into diabolos just because 

Hmm, there could be a market for pellet-shaped push pins...

[Zsigmund]

701. You ponder starting a thread titled: What did you almost order today? Or what did you delete from your cart today?

 "What did you delete from your cart today?" Yes. brilliant!

[Back_Roads]

 Back to the birthday candles, CO2 is the perfect fire extinguisher

[Rick67]

Back to the birthday candles, CO2 is the perfect fire extinguisher

Definitely 👍

[Rick67]

704.

 “Honey, I’m gonna do some penetration test today,” said you.

“I wish,” said she.

 

[Rick67]

705: Blindfolded, you’ve contracted Medusa that before you breathe your last, you’ll see her eye to eye, with you holding your most priced AG(s)

Hmm, that would be the perfect sculpture to last eternity, beating even Arno Breker’s and Michelangelo’s.

I think I would do just that 🥴

[Rick67]

706. After watching Gremlins, you now plan to sprinkle your handsomest AG with water after midnight ‘cuz it just might 

[splitbeing]

707. When you die, you want to be buried in a casket made of left over single die crosman brown pellet boxes.

[Hoosier Daddy]

708.. Your "Son in Law" shows up with his .45-70 rolling block PB that kicks like a mule... and you "smoke" him on accuracy with a .457 Texan at 120 yards.

True story.

[Back_Roads]

 709 You have subscribed to enough U-Line catalogs to make a solid air rifle back stop, for free