You are an airgun addict when

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671.  All your spray bottles for cleaning the house are carefully configured with a light first stage and clean breaking second stage trigger pull.

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672. Your confidence in your casting skills makes you think you can stabilize Terminator 2 to make slugs outta him 

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673. As a fanatical moderator, you’re decreeing with fervor some secret GTA handshake or salute——kinda like the Three Amigos Salute 

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674. The 12 step program you entered for your airgun addiction involve taking 12 steps and turning to FIRE !

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674. The 12 step program you entered for your airgun addiction involve taking 12 steps and turning to FIRE !

I probably have less than half a dozen steps prior to entering the realm of actually pulling the trigger 🤔

Releasing rotten air from my very own “reservoir” is one of them 😂

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675. You instinctively assume “that” position when you see a stray balloon, especially when no one is around 🤔

I dunno if it’s a man thing but thoughts of shooting it down every time I see one never seem to falter 

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In my case it don't even need to be a balloon. I imagine shooting anything I see on the ground, in a tree or in the air.
I also look at everything in terms of yards away.

[Rick67]

674. The 12 step program you entered for your airgun addiction involve taking 12 steps and turning to FIRE !

I probably have less than half a dozen steps prior to entering the realm of actually pulling the trigger 🤔

Releasing rotten air from my very own “reservoir” is one of them 😂

676. No BS, I used to debride my index finger pad, salve it with petroleum jelly, then sleeve it with a cut rubber glove before a big day. That was when I used to compete..I don’t it ever helped me with my scores though  😂

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In my case it don't even need to be a balloon. I imagine shooting anything I see on the ground, in a tree or in the air.
I also look at everything in terms of yards away.

I concur, Mr. Bill, always that and some mental calculation 

I guess it really is a man thing but I dunno what other people—-those who have no interest in shooting at all—-think or would do 🤔

Probably unholster their cellphones and photoshoot it 😂

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677. 2 squirrels, 1 pellet, no problem 

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678. You think it’d be cool to have a beer or liquor sticker on every bottle of your bottle guns 

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678. You think it’d be cool to have a beer or liquor sticker on every bottle of your bottle guns 

Or, depending on the size of the bottle, a condom sticker.

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678. You think it’d be cool to have a beer or liquor sticker on every bottle of your bottle guns 

Or, depending on the size of the bottle, a condom sticker.

Ribbed, E sir 👍

[Rick67]

679. Of air related bottles again

Your bring-your-own-bottle drinking buds need to constantly remind you not to bring “that” kind of bottle again 

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680. Your REM is fastest when dreaming about…….😴

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681. ADHD = airgun-deficit/hyperanxiety disorder 

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682. You breathe your last and you’re still able to liken it to an airgun vessel releasing its last remaining air 

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683. You’re non-pareil expert on pumpers that your are able to identify the make and model by merely listening to its “clack” 

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684. For today, all your targets are green just because 

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685. You bought a sexy panty for the wife and a sexy (in your eyes) Pinty for you just because