Author Topic: You are an airgun addict when (Read 28638 times - 2 votes)
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avator · « **Reply #320 on:** September 07, 2023, 09:30:21 AM »

467. You bought a compressor and folks assume you didn't pay your gym membership. $:-\$

Rick67 · « **Reply #321 on:** September 07, 2023, 01:22:17 PM »

468. The FBI is investigating this site ‘cuz Superman got injured by a kryptonite pellet. Primo culprit is an avid pellet caster in Alabama, nyok3x

splitbeing · « **Reply #322 on:** September 07, 2023, 05:54:39 PM »

469. The mold problem you keep complaining about has nothing to do with fungus.

Rick67 · « **Reply #323 on:** September 10, 2023, 09:37:58 AM »

470. One could almost swear Air Force got their design from one of Thunderball’s (007 in 1965) pneumatic spearguns

Ronno6 · « **Reply #324 on:** September 12, 2023, 11:33:08 AM »

471. When it's time to pump Daisy, you reach for your 880.......

splitbeing · « **Reply #325 on:** September 12, 2023, 04:05:56 PM »

472. The only holes you dream about are in paper.

PasadenaMike · « **Reply #326 on:** September 14, 2023, 10:23:11 AM »

473. Million dollars? Nah
. million pellets, yes please.

Rick67 · « **Reply #327 on:** September 15, 2023, 06:21:45 PM »

474. Being a master juggler as well you can’t help but juggle your tins even though it’s only one of the 10 you need

lefteyeshot · « **Reply #328 on:** September 15, 2023, 06:53:38 PM »

475. When you buy a gun from Spain you thought for years you'd like and then remember you bought one used off Ebay a few years ago and can't remember the last time you shot it.

Rick67 · « **Reply #329 on:** September 15, 2023, 07:10:46 PM »

476. In some cases here, airgun means “her gun”

Rick67 · « **Reply #330 on:** September 15, 2023, 08:30:38 PM »

477. Your male mutt tries to get “romantic” with you from behind you ‘cuz you’re on all fours looking for that tiny AG part on the floor

Rick67 · « **Reply #331 on:** September 15, 2023, 09:38:19 PM »

478. You’re not incontinent but wear diapers for those long uninterrupted shooting sessions

479. On a similar note, one of of life’s simple pleasures is hosing down blades of grass with your pee after a grueling but satisfying shooting session 👍

Rick67 · « **Reply #332 on:** September 15, 2023, 10:02:26 PM »

480. As the world’s foremost male pornstar (and springer enthusiast) you call yourself Twang Meister—-‘tis with a double entendre

avator · « **Reply #333 on:** September 16, 2023, 08:21:05 AM »

Again, as this thread progresses, it's becoming very obvious that I'm not an addict at all.

airgunaut · « **Reply #334 on:** September 17, 2023, 01:47:02 PM »

Might not indicate addiction, but last night I dreamed that I took some shots with the air rifle left-handed and left-eyed. I am right-dominant for both. And it was so easy that in the dream I said, “Why didn’t I try that before?!”

I once did try the rifle left-handed but right-eyed, which I regularly practice with my handgun. With the rifle, though, I immediately decided, “No way.” Didn’t try it both left-handed and left-eyed...

mobilemail · « **Reply #335 on:** September 17, 2023, 09:26:36 PM »

You're an addict when you shrink your collection to just the ten "really important" guns....

.....unless you see another really important gun pop up......

buellm2 · « **Reply #336 on:** September 18, 2023, 01:46:44 AM »

I don't think you are officially an addict until you have more than 9 AGs. Or is it 11. Maybe it's 14.

avator · « **Reply #337 on:** September 18, 2023, 02:27:34 AM »

Oh jeez... I'm suddenly hopeless again.

techted · « **Reply #338 on:** September 18, 2023, 03:27:02 AM »

482. ...you truly understand that bike shops are nothing else but pellet lubricant stores.

Back_Roads · « **Reply #339 on:** September 18, 2023, 08:22:15 AM »

You keep your airgun collection under 100, because you know other airgunners with that many and they are not addicted

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