You are an airgun addict when

[Spacebus]

410. You believe in reincarnation, so you leave alone that particular squirrel who stares at you w/o moving everytime you let loose some pellets  in your yard.

Sometimes is shoot them with my camera instead of a gun

[Madd Hatter]

I just keep checking in hopes that I can prove I'm not an addict.. so far I appear to be hopeless.

However, I do think I can eliminate the ones involving the bathroom.

Well Bill, the first step in defeating a problem is acknowledging you have one. 😜

[avator]

I don't think I'd want to come back as a squirrel. It's hard enough getting through life without being shot as a human.   

[avator]

I just keep checking in hopes that I can prove I'm not an addict.. so far I appear to be hopeless.

However, I do think I can eliminate the ones involving the bathroom.

Well Bill, the first step in defeating a problem is acknowledging you have one. 😜

Trust me, I take that step several times a day.

[splitbeing]

429. Your halloween super hero costume is a 2100 with a 1377 across it (It's a bird, it's a plane, no... it's Cros-Man!)

[splitbeing]

430. You name your kid Diana and never tell anyone why.
431. You spell record r-e-k-o-r-d

[Rick67]

407. Being a genius mad scientist as well, you've created the only bullet proof, bomb proof, nuclear proof....everything-you-could- think-of proof but not pellet proof paper target 

432. You, the genius mad scientist, have invented a miniaturization machine to make you a micro you to walk through barrel bores 

[Rick67]

433. Your daughter has girly this set, while your son “that” set 👍

[Rick67]

433. Your daughter has girly this set, while your son “that” set 👍

I think the diabolo shape would look best 👍..

…or wadcutter 

[bear air]

Wadcutters all the way!

[mobilemail]

434. You plan your vacation time months ahead...around airgun shows and shoots.

.....meanwhile back at the ranch, SWMBO plans whatever an airgun widow does...

[2A Georgia]

95. Within months of joining GTA you trade away all your PB reloading equipment so you can cast your own PBA Slugs
96. All your Crossman products have 3X the purchase price in Mods (and you dream of what to do next)
97. You have springs, shims, and other miscellaneous AG parts on the bench at all times in your AG cave
98.  You have a love/hate relationship with the bargain gate
99.  You check the mailbox everyday for goodies from other countries

[bear air]

435. You constantly have multiple mods/ projects going or being planned out.

[Rick67]

441. Your canoe paddle is in "disguise".

442. As a southpaw, you've learned to shoot orthodox.

443. You know precisely which mag is for which gun at a casual glance.

[buellm2]

441. Your canoe paddle is in "disguise".

Ruger makes "boat paddle stocks" for some PBs.   Not sure if that stock is available on any Ruger AGs.   They ain't pretty.

[Rick67]

441. Your canoe paddle is in "disguise".

Ruger makes "boat paddle stocks" for some PBs.   Not sure if that stock is available on any Ruger AGs.   They ain't pretty.

They're touted as somewhat rare 

[Rick67]

444. You've absent-mindedly turned on the compressor instead of the generator.

445. You're both stuck in a loveless marriage with each forever yet have no plans of breaking free 'cuz of that single "hobby" you share.

[Rick67]

446. You're finally out after 5 years in prison and the first thing you do when you get home is......

447. You are the ghost that haunts every major AG store 

[Ronno6]

448. You acquire a bunch of parts that should be sorted and put in parts bins, gut you are compelled
        to assemble them to make an operating airgun.......

[PasadenaMike]

449. Every dealer shivers when they see your number on the caller ID.

450. Every dealer knows who you are by first name