You are an airgun addict when

[Rick67]

409. You can’t help but stare at your kid’s principal who looks exactly like that n$pple-twisting, foul-mouthed, single-eyed scope guru character 

[Rick67]

410. You believe in reincarnation, so you leave alone that particular squirrel who stares at you w/o moving everytime you let loose some pellets  in your yard.

[buellm2]

346..
When turning on the casting pot and mold oven becomes a part of your every morning routine along with the nature call, making coffee and feeding the dogs.

356. When you set the coffee pot on top of the casting pot so you can get hot coffee and be ready to cast at the same time! You're multitasking now!

And then I'd put the  melting pot next to the porcelain pot for even more multitasking efficiency.

[Rick67]

411. You question one of life’s mysteries: A shooter shows off his single hole 5-shot group, claiming to have shot it on a rickety bench..That does mean he could do a half hole on a solid bench? 

[Rick67]

412. Your answer to the medic’s query as to where you got that field-expedient aluminum black thing leg splint after you got rescued while out hunting: “It’s a barrel shroud” 👍

[Rick67]

413. You dreaming as Jack being tracked by the giant: Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an airgun fan 

[Rick67]

414. You’re dreaming (still) of applying threadlocker on both of the Frankentein’s monster’s neck bolts 

[Lt. Dan]

354. It's too dark to shoot when you get home from work but you pop off a couple out the back door so you can go post on the "What did you shoot Today?" thread.

It's good to know I'm not the only one guilty of this.

[splitbeing]

...You refer to the procreative act as pellet loading.

[bear air]

415. You periodically check the classifieds almost to the point of doing rounds
416. You buy even the smallest insignificant parts in three's for those unforseen incidents.
Not sure if those have been posted yet but I'm pretty sure they haven't.

[avator]

417.
You sit down in your recliner and before you even kick your feet up you reach for the laptop.
418.
When you hit the Brave browser desktop shortcut the GTA is your home page.

[Rick67]

419. Your overflowing inventory enables you to mock up multiple mini wigwams outta them—— I think I know someone 

[Rick67]

420. You put on warpaint even though you only kill cans and paper—-Don’t forget to wear eye protection all the time!

[PasadenaMike]

421. You’re always packed for an airgun adventure.

422. Your brain is more pellet shaped then “brain shaped”

423. You wanted to name your son Fredrik Axellson but your wife caught on so you tricked her into naming him Justin Jacobson instead 😇

[Hoosier Daddy]

424: you keep clicking on this thread no matter how disturbing it is.

[Rick67]

425. You fish with it. I used to at my grandpa’s farm in the early 80s, feeding tilapia with rice bran, as he had about 6 fishponds. My biggest catch was giant gourami, almost 2’ long and taken down with a headshot 👍

[Back_Roads]

424: you keep clicking on this thread no matter how disturbing it is.

I thought this was a test and I was keeping score to see if I could get the highest score

[avator]

I just keep checking in hopes that I can prove I'm not an addict.. so far I appear to be hopeless.

However, I do think I can eliminate the ones involving the bathroom.

[PasadenaMike]

426. Your trigger finger is always squeezing an “air trigger” even when you’re not shooting.

[avator]

427. Any time you look at something 25 or more yards away you close one eye.   
428. Large guys often get in your face claiming you winked at their girlfriend/wife.