You are an airgun addict when

[Rick67]

358. You often wonder how your pellet would behave on the moon with its ultra low gravity   

Makes for an interesting topic for them brains like Subscriber's and Rsterne's 

359. You wonder again how a caveman would behave if he peers through your high mag scope to check out his cave bud from a hundred yards away; would he try to slap him and talk to him like he was just in front of him? 

360. You have a dead toenail courtesy of your 1st adult AG's butt 

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361. A guy approaches you for a light and you show him your lightweight AG pistol build 👍

362. You had to share your 1st skydiving moment with your favorite AG 

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363. This what you sing to your baby kid: One little 2 little 3 little airguns….. 10 little airgun toys…

364. You have a shirt that has this print: Airgunners Are Sweet Lovers 

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365. Them rats and other vermin are arguing as to who will bell the proverbial “cat” 

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366. From within a hundred yards, a rangefinder is only more accurate than you by a few feet 👍

367. Over time, your urban hunting stealth is such that the wife never notices you getting out of bed and getting back in to deliver that lethal “pill” to them peanut butter gluttons 👍

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368. Going the bottle route could be misconstrued by some as becoming a wino 

[PasadenaMike]

369. You take the out of town jobs nobody wants so you can go shooting

370. Your work van has more airgun stuff then most shops

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371. Like your first “uhumm”, you still have fond memories of your 1st AG or still own it 👍

372. You’re a hired killer with no remorse whatsoever, but you weren’t able to pull the trigger on the last job ‘cuz you saw the target teaching his kid with a BB gun like your dad did when you were the kid’s age  :'(

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373. You have a once in a lifetime chance to travel back in time for a day and……..

[Hoosier Daddy]

374: You save those one certain size Amazon box's you receive because it is perfect for a 8-1/2 x 11 printed target.

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375. You've dozed off from the priest's monotonous sermon but suddenly got jolted when he says: " with your airgun"... Turns out he said: " with your hair gone" 

376. At almost a century old, your caregiver breaks and loads your favorite springer for you 👍

 

[PasadenaMike]

374: You save those one certain size Amazon box's you receive because it is perfect for a 8-1/2 x 11 printed target.

Boxes make discreet targets  someone told me 

[Rick67]

377. Your sealed suicide note with a notation outside: Can be opened only by a GTA member with 10,000 or more posts  ... ..I wonder if someone here is qualified 

378. You kid's placard selling lemonade: Cash only or will trade for unopened H & N or JSB/ AA pellets 👍

[Rick67]

379. When you know someone's definitely not a true blue AG addict:

https://www.gatewaytoairguns.org/GTA/index.php?topic=208817.0

 



380. You have to comb your beard religiously to rid of those  "AG- related" swarf, hmmm..

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381. You wife's lady friends raise their eyebrows in confusion when she says you've been collecting Daisies, the BB kind, since you were a teener 

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382. You’ve just ran 5 red lights in your haste to get home to that “box” waiting for you 

383. In an AG show, you dress as a cop, pull out your badge, announce to everyone they’re arrest for being AG lovers, then guffaw after seeing their dumbfounded reactions  …….Sheesh, might give them old timers an ataque de corazon

[Rick67]

341.  You know you are an airgun addict if other airgun addicts bow their heads when you walk by.

Respect!

Hard to beat this one 👍

[Rick67]

384. You have a parrot than can imitate every AG sound, suppressed or unsuppressed 

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385. You've been told that you're the Anti-Christ, nooooooooo!..... Wait, that does mean you can mind-control key people?! Aha!

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371. Like your first “uhumm”, you still have fond memories of your 1st AG or still own it 👍

372. You’re a hired killer with no remorse whatsoever, but you weren’t able to pull the trigger on the last job ‘cuz you saw the target teaching his kid with a BB gun like your dad did when you were the kid’s age  :'(

386. So the law has finally caught up with you, the ruthless hired killer, and you've been sent to prison and condemned to death...Your last wish: Take one last look at your collection before the lethal injection..