Listen Up Arkansawyers
Pay attention, now, folks.
There's a fine smoker here on my little acre. There's a pretty decent range with
target stands at 10-meters, 50-foot, 30-yards, 50-yards ... and if we dare we can
stretch out to 75-yards. I've got a dog who doesn't bite. And a wonderful wife
prettier than all of you put together. That smoker: I can smoke hens until the
sweet meat melts in your mouth. After you taste my beans you'll never be happy
Motel rates are reasonable. This old village is a must see. The people are all
friendly. The music is pretty good. (Bring your instruments!) This Fall, which is
begging to get in the door right now, turns us into the most beautiful colors
you may ever see. It's the Ozarks, dang it.
I ain't too mean.
We have flushing toilets.
Y'all come on. Talk it up here. Let's find a weekend we can boogie. Soon.
Oh! Don't forget that our horseshoe pits are the very finest in Arkansas. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥