Sayings

[Privateer]

He's got more screws loose then a hardware store in a tornado!

[Bicycleman]

Let me put this on PAUSE for a moment


No, really, let me put this on pause to thank everyone for their input.
Now, I return you to the previously scheduled program.

[avator]

Alligator mouth and a goldfish a$s.

Steak appetite on a bologna budget. 

Put your money where your mouth is.

Put up or shut up.

[Rabbit\Squirrel Killer]

Alligator mouth and a goldfish a$s.

 
Can ya use that in a sentence for us Bill?
 

[Hoosier Daddy]

"Bubbah was so liquored up, his puny butt was just itchin to get whooped on.
He had an Alligator mouth and a goldfish a$s." 

Similar to "Don't let your mouth write a check your a$s can't cover"

[Rabbit\Squirrel Killer]

I think some people are spending too much time studying and contemplating the rear ends of Goldfish. 

[Bicycleman]

Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on ME!

[Baco]

I think some people are spending too much time studying and contemplating the rear ends of Goldfish. 

true dat 🤣

[Madd Hatter]

For an old boy living out in the country, a long pee on a tall tree! 😁

[mobilehomer]

For an old boy living out in the country, a long pee on a tall tree! 😁

Never pee on an electric fence
or into the wind.

[bnowlin]

Don't spit on superman's cape

[Sqrl Klr]

Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me twice, shame on ME!

Every time I hear that I remember a former leader of ours who blew that line trying to say it on tv once. A version I've always heard of the other saying is don't let your gator mouth write a check your lizard butt can't cash.

[Insanity]

You'll shoot your eye out kid.

[farrlarr]

Don't spit on superman's cape

As Jim Croce wrote it:

"You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim"

[Novagun]

So slow his shadow is two paces ahead

[Hoosier Daddy]

If he was any slower, he'd be in reverse.

[Bicycleman]

I really put my foot in my mouth when I said . . . .
It'll be a cold day in h3!! when . . . .
Don't throw out the baby with the bath water.
It would be a long time dead if it had been a good hunting dog.
Out of the frying pan into the fire.

[avator]

Penny for your thoughts...
However, I find many aren't worth the price.

[Matchstickshooter]

Penny for your thoughts...
However, I find many aren't worth the price.

Betcha can't eat one!

(Lays chips of course!)

[Baco]

Penny for your thoughts...
However, I find many aren't worth the price.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances on Saturday night, thus halving the price

just learned that one from google