Sayings

[K.O.]

You have perfect eyesight... what not to say when the wife say's "I look  Fat"

She hit the roof...   only a good thing if have a trampoline in the bedroom...

[avator]

She has jealous eyes, one is always looking at the other.

[Insanity]

Some Army ones.

Soup sandwich,  mentioned earlier but just that no extra verbiage.

High speed low drag.

Blue Falcon.

F.U.B.A.R

Tore up from the floor up.

ID10T forum.

PRK-E5

Double D

We are gonna have a GI Party


There are more I cant remember and probably most I cant say on here.

[Ronno6]

Better than a sharp stick in the eye...

The good thing about beating your head against the wall is it feels good when you stop.

If at first you don't succeed, try,try again. Then quit...no need to be a fool about it...

Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result.

[Bicycleman]

For the hunters - It was like walking on Cornflakes.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging, fool!
It was raining cats and dogs.
The food was so bland, it made you want to 'Slap Ya Mama'.

[Madd Hatter]

Some Army ones.

Soup sandwich,  mentioned earlier but just that no extra verbiage.

High speed low drag.

Blue Falcon.

F.U.B.A.R

Tore up from the floor up.

ID10T forum.

PRK-E5

Double D

We are gonna have a GI Party


There are more I cant remember and probably most I cant say on here.

FUBAR is the name of my dog.😆

[K.O.]

For the hunters - It was like walking on Cornflakes.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging, fool!
It was raining cats and dogs.
The food was so bland, it made you want to 'Slap Ya Mama'.

side trip..

when I was young grandma always had a couple cans of Old Bay seasoning around I think she used it for just about everything...I still use it for my fried egg sandwiches...

[Hoosier Daddy]

For the Air Force guy's, that I still say before a long trip today...
"Kick the tires and light the fires"
"If she ain't leaking... she's empty"

[Hoosier Daddy]

This one is my personal "claims to fame".... on late nights at the bar Hoosier Momma will call me out.
"say it"
No matter how intoxicated I can recite it. (years if experience)

Misten Lister... you ain't so muckin futch.
Why don't you back off in your own jack yard...
 and see how that makes your feeter peel.

usually about 2:00am

[avator]

Take me drunk I'm home.

[Hoosier Daddy]

Hello home, I'm honey.

[Sqrl Klr]

There's more confusion in her head than a sack of wet mice.

He's happier than a dog sniffing a bucket full of butt holes.

That went over like a fart in a elevator.

Don't let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya.

[Insanity]

Some Army ones.

Soup sandwich,  mentioned earlier but just that no extra verbiage.

High speed low drag.

Blue Falcon.

F.U.B.A.R

Tore up from the floor up.

ID10T forum.

PRK-E5

Double D

We are gonna have a GI Party


There are more I cant remember and probably most I cant say on here.

FUBAR is the name of my dog.😆

That is a great name and that has to be the best doggo in the world if it is the one in your avatar.

[farrlarr]

Close enough for government work.  [The best definition I ever heard for this is "Measure it with a micrometer, mark it with chalk and cut it with a hatchet."]

[avator]

Close enough, we ain't building a piano.

[Matchstickshooter]

.......... that's okay,  can't see it from my house!

[ShawninIL]

It ain't rocket surgery.

If brains were bullets, he wouldn't have enough ammo to blow his nose.

[K.O.]

Opinion are like arse holes everyone has one...

[avator]

Opinion are like arse holes everyone has one...

Some stink worse than others.

[Hoosier Daddy]

Opinion are like arse holes everyone has one...

Some stink worse than others.

OR... "Everyone's stinks but yours"