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Quote from: lizzie on September 19, 2021, 10:37:30 AM...That may be how I got to Lower Alabama.
Quote from: avator on September 20, 2021, 11:33:57 AMQuote from: lizzie on September 19, 2021, 10:37:30 AM...That may be how I got to Lower Alabama....or a weekend in Puerto Vallarta with a woman twice my age (I was 19). Glad I came back home alive!
Quote from: Firewalker on September 20, 2021, 01:49:17 PMQuote from: avator on September 20, 2021, 11:33:57 AMQuote from: lizzie on September 19, 2021, 10:37:30 AM...That may be how I got to Lower Alabama....or a weekend in Puerto Vallarta with a woman twice my age (I was 19). Glad I came back home alive!Those cougars will eat you alive!
Indeed! She was the CEO of a large advertising company and personally dropped off a check every month to pay for ads her clients paid them to write/craft/do art for etc. This check was in the 6 digit range and she teased me about getting it to billing and not running off with it. I came back to the security desk and told her it would be better if I ran off with her since this was just a monthly check!This was Thanksgiving weekend, 5pm on Wednesday night, I was on shift till 11. She teased back that she might just do that at 11!Knowing that she was just teasing, I told her that if she showed up when I was getting off of work, she could run off with me.She showed up at 11 in a Lincoln town car and the rest is my private story.
Quote from: Firewalker on September 20, 2021, 04:44:15 PMIndeed! She was the CEO of a large advertising company and personally dropped off a check every month to pay for ads her clients paid them to write/craft/do art for etc. This check was in the 6 digit range and she teased me about getting it to billing and not running off with it. I came back to the security desk and told her it would be better if I ran off with her since this was just a monthly check!This was Thanksgiving weekend, 5pm on Wednesday night, I was on shift till 11. She teased back that she might just do that at 11!Knowing that she was just teasing, I told her that if she showed up when I was getting off of work, she could run off with me.She showed up at 11 in a Lincoln town car and the rest is my private story. And a VERY COOL story!
Quote from: lizzie on September 20, 2021, 09:09:22 PMQuote from: Firewalker on September 20, 2021, 04:44:15 PMIndeed! She was the CEO of a large advertising company and personally dropped off a check every month to pay for ads her clients paid them to write/craft/do art for etc. This check was in the 6 digit range and she teased me about getting it to billing and not running off with it. I came back to the security desk and told her it would be better if I ran off with her since this was just a monthly check!This was Thanksgiving weekend, 5pm on Wednesday night, I was on shift till 11. She teased back that she might just do that at 11!Knowing that she was just teasing, I told her that if she showed up when I was getting off of work, she could run off with me.She showed up at 11 in a Lincoln town car and the rest is my private story. And a VERY COOL story!A little bit of Garth Brooks "That Summer".
Everyone loves a good blonde joke, right?
Ex wife used to get mad when I told blonde jokes. I never understood because she was a bleach blonde.She would always say.. "That joke is not funny".I would reply.. "Maybe not but your reaction sure is".I suppose I never will understand redheads.
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