I "accidentally" ran over my last phone about five years ago. I ain't missed it yet. I defrauded the man out of a days pay. Just like back in my Hollywood days I got up early and ate a handful of drugs. I'm a Coke addict so I filled up my Buc-ees mug with 32 ounces of the sweet black death. Wired on high fructose corn syrup, caffeine, and Meloxicam is about as messed up as I get these days. Man I miss the old days. I was a walking pharmacopeia back then. I delegated failure, took credit for something I didn't do, avoided authority, responsibility, and all forms of manual labor. I stalled, loafed, hid, malingered, wasted time, and goofed off.Just another "work" day for us bureaucratic types.
No boats for me today. It was a rough day in the box. The weather was gorgeous and we had two weddings in the park today. Lots of wedding guests and lots of people out enjoying the cool weather. I made over $1200 at the gate. But it was non-stop all day and I never got a break.
Quote from: Blowpipe Sam on October 12, 2024, 10:36:56 PMNo boats for me today. It was a rough day in the box. The weather was gorgeous and we had two weddings in the park today. Lots of wedding guests and lots of people out enjoying the cool weather. I made over $1200 at the gate. But it was non-stop all day and I never got a break.How you made that kind of $ in one day being a park ranger?
Quote from: Sqrl Klr on October 13, 2024, 07:24:12 PMQuote from: Blowpipe Sam on October 12, 2024, 10:36:56 PMNo boats for me today. It was a rough day in the box. The weather was gorgeous and we had two weddings in the park today. Lots of wedding guests and lots of people out enjoying the cool weather. I made over $1200 at the gate. But it was non-stop all day and I never got a break.How you made that kind of $ in one day being a park ranger? Graft mostly but chicanery, corruption and outright extortion also work. I'm a "public servant" remember? Much slower today! I was stuck in the box again. We had VIP's in the park so I had to wear the full monkey suit, tie, and the Elmer Fudd hat. I have the most fruit salad so they like to trot me out when the Governor's lady comes for a boat ride. Fortunately I didn't have to drive that boat.
The circle of rocks around the old south side firepit are still there and it has become a dump site for small branches, leaves and scraps of wood. I decided to light it up this morning. It went up like a match stick with all the dry leaves and whatnot. I stayed near it to make sure no embers got away.Boss was funny because she circled it waiting for the lizards to crawl out so she could pounce on them.I also called and placed the order to have our 100 gallon propane tank filled. The truck will be here today or tomorrow. It was down to around 35%.
Quote from: avator on October 15, 2024, 01:42:18 PMThe circle of rocks around the old south side firepit are still there and it has become a dump site for small branches, leaves and scraps of wood. I decided to light it up this morning. It went up like a match stick with all the dry leaves and whatnot. I stayed near it to make sure no embers got away.Boss was funny because she circled it waiting for the lizards to crawl out so she could pounce on them.I also called and placed the order to have our 100 gallon propane tank filled. The truck will be here today or tomorrow. It was down to around 35%.What are you using the propane for?
Quote from: bReTt on October 15, 2024, 02:14:51 PMQuote from: avator on October 15, 2024, 01:42:18 PMThe circle of rocks around the old south side firepit are still there and it has become a dump site for small branches, leaves and scraps of wood. I decided to light it up this morning. It went up like a match stick with all the dry leaves and whatnot. I stayed near it to make sure no embers got away.Boss was funny because she circled it waiting for the lizards to crawl out so she could pounce on them.I also called and placed the order to have our 100 gallon propane tank filled. The truck will be here today or tomorrow. It was down to around 35%.What are you using the propane for?We heat the house with it when needed. And before we upgraded the kitchen with a 220v flat surface range, they also cooked with it.