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Offline dv8eod

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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #940 on: December 06, 2018, 10:51:45 PM »
HEY HEY HEY.... I resemble that! :P
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #941 on: December 06, 2018, 11:03:59 PM »
HEY HEY HEY.... I resemble that! :P

Don't we all? Lol!
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #942 on: December 07, 2018, 06:57:19 AM »
Mark, I really miss Paul. Those were some good radio shows.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #943 on: December 07, 2018, 08:41:00 AM »
Paul Harvey?
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #944 on: December 07, 2018, 11:22:02 AM »
It was hard to tell the difference between his son when he took over.  I don't know whatever happen to him.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #945 on: December 07, 2018, 12:16:45 PM »
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #946 on: December 07, 2018, 01:26:03 PM »
If somebody gives me one point, that's fine.

But if somebody gives me two points, that's where I draw the line.

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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #947 on: December 07, 2018, 01:52:18 PM »
Now that I like....  ;D
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #948 on: December 07, 2018, 02:37:51 PM »
My Step Son, who spent way to much time on the computer, and I had a talk about life.
I told him he needed to move out so he asked me why.
I explained he wanted to live in a 3D World and explained what a 3D World is.
There's the Door, There's the Driveway, and Don't come back.
 
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #949 on: December 07, 2018, 04:39:19 PM »
Geeze you're harsh Jeff.   ;)

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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #950 on: December 07, 2018, 05:29:30 PM »
Most honest used car ad I've ever seen!



So....Catch phrase of the day at work today was...
"Couldn't get "blank" with a fist full of bananas"
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #951 on: December 08, 2018, 02:26:00 PM »
I'm working on an invisibility blanket!
What ever you throw it over disappears from sight.
However you can still see the blanket so I have a few technical details to work out.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #952 on: December 08, 2018, 03:42:59 PM »
I saw these posted on another forum:

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Money talks .. but all mine ever says is good-bye.

You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?

I can't understand why women are OK that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T . Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #953 on: December 08, 2018, 04:56:16 PM »
Lol, Tater sir!

I always like what you post here  ;D
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #954 on: December 08, 2018, 05:47:15 PM »
Best one right there! Has me crying!

You're not fat, you're just easier to see.

And harder to kidnap! :P

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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #955 on: December 08, 2018, 09:33:20 PM »
The flu bug

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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #956 on: December 09, 2018, 09:43:48 PM »
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"I'd like to accommodate you, Mr. Caruthers, but there just isn't a table
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #957 on: December 10, 2018, 02:53:08 PM »
This one always made me giggle.    :D

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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #958 on: December 10, 2018, 07:14:41 PM »
Now that's just silly!
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Re: Got jokes? Post 'em here
« Reply #959 on: December 10, 2018, 07:17:11 PM »
Good one Tater /\/\/\/\

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