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Frank in Fairfield
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January 21, 2014, 05:02:27 PM »
Minnesota Fire Insurance
A man and his wife moved back home to Minnesota from Arizona.
The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Arizona was $2,000.00 a year!
When they arrived in Minnesota , they went to Sven's Insurance
agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.
Sven looked it up on his computer and said to the couple, "$39.00."
The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap in
Minnesota to insure, because it cost him $2,000.00 in Arizona!
Sven turned his computer screen to the couple and said, "Well,
here is it on the screen, direct from Ole's Minnesota Fire Insurance
Company , it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler
system over it, is $39.00".
I always did find Minnesota logic far superior to most others.
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Frank, I found that funny but I have to warn you. I'm going to tell that one to my wife and I'm not sure how she will take it! LOL! (I bet she laughs, too.)
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LOL.
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Good one frank
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Yes funny!
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