How about a "Poet-tree-rat Gate".

[chekbone]

A pell to the head, and the tree-rat fell dead.
  Two other rats saw it, and both of them fled.
One rat ran up the tree, then jumped into another.
  One rat ran down the tree, to help his tree-rat brother.
Brother-rat laid motionless, but for a flicker of his tail.
  Then helpful rat said, "Get Up Rocky...you only slipped and fell"
If brother-rat could only reply as to the cause of his demise.
  He'd say, "I didn't slip and fall, I got shot between the eye".

TY TY TY! PLEASE~~~~no aplause, LOL

[Glock17]

Lol very creative

[Tater]

He'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.

Oh, and try the shrimp cocktail!

[PaulFWI]

I laughed my butt off, seriously.  Good stuff.

[chekbone]

He'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.

Oh, and try the shrimp cocktail!

Lol, don't hate...create.

[Springrrrr]

A pell to the head, and the tree-rat fell dead.
  Two other rats saw it, and both of them fled.
One ran up the tree, then jumped into another.
  One ran down the tree, to help his tree-rat brother.
Brother-rat laid there motionless, but for a flicker of his tail.
  The helpful rat said, "Get Up Rocky...you don't look so well"
If brother-rat could only reply as to the cause of his demise.
  He'd say, "I didn't slip and fall, I got shot between the eye".

A small click was heard as another pellet was loaded.
But for helpful rat, it was hardly even noted.
The boing of a spring or the swish of a puffer.
And rat number two, didn't so much as suffer.

[Tater]

Lol, don't hate...create.

No hate here, I really liked the poem.

[Pellgunfun]

He'll be here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.

Oh, and try the shrimp cocktail!

Try the Veal instead.  Just butchered this morning


Anyone ever wonder what fish would smell like if women stayed OUT of the ocean?

[fairly]

BRAVO!

I got way too much of a kick out of this thread folks, somebody call a doctor.

[Privateer]

A pell to the head, and the tree-rat fell dead.
  Two other rats saw it, and both of them fled.
One ran up the tree, then jumped into another.
  One ran down the tree, to help his tree-rat brother.
Brother-rat laid there motionless, but for a flicker of his tail.
  The helpful rat said, "Get Up Rocky...you don't look so well"
If brother-rat could only reply as to the cause of his demise.
  He'd say, "I didn't slip and fall, I got shot between the eye".

A small click was heard as another pellet was loaded.
But for helpful rat, it was hardly even noted.
The boing of a spring or the swish of a puffer.
And rat number two, didn't so much as suffer.

Rat number 3, still up in the tree, observered the whole situation.
It can't be denied with a querying eye he felt great apprehension!
A plan was devised! He felt he was wise, in the ways of the Ninja squirrel!
Little did he know, even going slow? he'd get an AG epidural!