You might be an air gunner if.......

[davevabch]

You are hesitant to buy a New Marauder, because you are very much aware that PCP  is a very addictive drug. It is bad enough that you are hooked into Springers. But you know that going to PCP could take you into the Dark Side. Besides, how would you tell your family that all the new scuba equipment is for your air rifles. You could very well have intervention and be committed.

What are its long-term effects?

PCP: PCP is addicting; that is, its use often leads to psychological dependence, craving, and compulsive PCP-seeking behavior.

People who use PCP for long periods report memory loss, difficulties with speech and thinking, depression, and weight loss. These symptoms can persist up to a year after cessation of PCP use. Mood disorders also have been reported.

[bart the fart]

you might be a "spring head" if you have a callus on top of your right thigh

[dk1677]

Your sitting in a chair in your driveway waiting for people to come to your garage sale and all you see are targets running and flying around across the street. ( Tree Rats and English Sparrows )

[454 Big Block Chevy]

you own a spring compressor....

[Checco]

When u wear out  a gamo whisper & benjamin Np in 4 months.
(junky)

[454 Big Block Chevy]

you look at different sized coins and wonder how many CPHP's or FTS/FTT's you could stack under them

[RedFeather]

The Pentagon asks you to support the war effort and not use up so much lead.

[sjfrockerdude]

The tree rats in your area actually recognize you and run in terror at the mere sight of you.

[Big_Bill]

YOU might be an AirGunner,

if the Salesperson at DICKS' SPORTING GOODS starts packing your brand of pellets and CO2's before you even get to the counter !   And asks if there will be anything else today,,,, Bill !!!!! ?