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Title: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Booger on November 12, 2015, 07:43:34 PM
My wife was going to the post office to pick up my BB gun, when she saw another car pulled over. She pulled into the post office and next thing you know the officer turns on his lights. She said she was scared and did not know what she had done wrong. The officer got out of his car and walked up to my wife's window and asked "Where did you get those black rims"? "I just bought a black Camaro and those really look good." Then he asked what the car would do and my wife told him that she could not afford a ticket and even worse listening to her husband about how she got a ticket. He told her to wait until 2 or 3 in the morning and punch it. (I think he was setting her up).
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: farrlarr on November 12, 2015, 08:23:59 PM
Use  of his lights to simply talk to her about a personal issue (to him) was probably a breach of operational standards.  You might consider talking to his supervisor about both that and his suggestion that she "try out" your car some morning. 
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Booger on November 12, 2015, 08:32:03 PM
Use  of his lights to simply talk to her about a personal issue (to him) was probably a breach of operational standards.  You might consider talking to his supervisor about both that and his suggestion that she "try out" your car some morning.

We live in a small town of about 600, just the way of life in in the south where everyone knows everyone else. We even know when our children get in trouble before they get on the school bus.  :o
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Tater on November 12, 2015, 08:54:55 PM
If everyone knows each other, why would he be setting her up to get a ticket?
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Booger on November 12, 2015, 09:09:04 PM
If everyone knows each other, why would he be setting her up to get a ticket?

Just my suspicious side. :) That is the way the town makes money. Most of the town's income is from speeding tickets on the highway. :) I even went to high school with the Chief of Police. I must confess neither of us were choir boys. LOL
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Pellgunfun on November 12, 2015, 09:30:48 PM
Since that is a small town, I'll tell ya what to do if you wanna see how fast you car can go and not get into trouble.

Call the local Doughnut shop and ask them to flip on the the "Hot-N-Now" glazed doughnut sign.  While the local fuzz is assaulting the Doughnut shop, you'll be home free.  :)
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Booger on November 12, 2015, 09:40:03 PM
Since that is a small town, I'll tell ya what to do if you wanna see how fast you car can go and not get into trouble.

Call the local Doughnut shop and ask them to flip on the the "Hot-N-Now" glazed doughnut sign.  While the local fuzz is assaulting the Doughnut shop, you'll be home free.  :)

I really do not want my wife to see how fast she goes, that should be my job. :) I do have a radar detector. LOL

I do feel honored that the cop was asking about my rims though. I did get lucky on the rims, they were free. :)
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Cal on November 12, 2015, 11:10:09 PM
If your avatar (daughter pic) suggests anything about your wife,  I would pull either or both over just to talk to them.  ;-)

the heck with the wheels.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: UCChris on November 13, 2015, 01:59:40 AM
If your avatar (daughter pic) suggests anything about your wife,  I would pull either or both over just to talk to them.  ;-)

the heck with the wheels.

I'm his daughter's age and I agree! She's a looker, and has the brains to go with it.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Tater on November 13, 2015, 02:05:58 AM
Just my suspicious side. :) That is the way the town makes money. Most of the town's income is from speeding tickets on the highway. :) I even went to high school with the Chief of Police. I must confess neither of us were choir boys. LOL

I can relate living in IL. We have red light ticket cameras on many intersections here. If you speed through it or run a light they mail you a ticket with pictures of you going through the intersection and links to a video of you driving through.
In Chicago, they even changed the timing of the lights from yellow to red from 3 seconds to 2.5 or so just to get extra ticket money.
The number of red light tickets went through the roof and people protested it.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Booger on November 13, 2015, 08:55:05 AM
If your avatar (daughter pic) suggests anything about your wife,  I would pull either or both over just to talk to them.  ;-)

the heck with the wheels.

I'm his daughter's age and I agree! She's a looker, and has the brains to go with it.

She is much smarter than me. I just hope her interview goes well so she can get into West Point. :)
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Matt15 on November 13, 2015, 09:49:39 AM
If your avatar (daughter pic) suggests anything about your wife,  I would pull either or both over just to talk to them.  ;-)

the heck with the wheels.

I'm his daughter's age and I agree! She's a looker, and has the brains to go with it.

She is much smarter than me. I just hope her interview goes well so she can get into West Point. :)

I have a 90 year old neighbor that went to West Point.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: cpt_sfc on November 13, 2015, 10:25:18 AM
I was a cop for 33 years and a chief of police for 5 . The cop was hitting on your wife and should have his tail chewed out for the improper use of the over heads. He was in a parking lot for Gods sake he could have parked and walked over to talk. He should be jerked up by his short hairs for his own good.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: farrlarr on November 13, 2015, 11:03:19 AM
I was a cop for 33 years and a chief of police for 5 . The cop was hitting on your wife and should have his tail chewed out for the improper use of the over heads. He was in a parking lot for Gods sake he could have parked and walked over to talk. He should be jerked up by his short hairs for his own good.

+1 Pretty much the basis for my original post in this thread.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: TleVta on November 13, 2015, 05:34:57 PM
Best wishes to your daught's military career, Jesse.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Booger on November 13, 2015, 06:06:22 PM
I was a cop for 33 years and a chief of police for 5 . The cop was hitting on your wife and should have his tail chewed out for the improper use of the over heads. He was in a parking lot for Gods sake he could have parked and walked over to talk. He should be jerked up by his short hairs for his own good.

+1 Pretty much the basis for my original post in this thread.

No harm, he was just interested in the car. His Camaro (with dealer tags) was parked across the street. He was also floored that I paid $5000 less than he did (I got rebates). :) Besides the young dude was not interested in an old lady. LOL I still think it is funny, as does the wife.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Oldgringo on November 13, 2015, 11:31:00 PM
Pictures, we want pictures of everybody....except you.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: UCChris on November 13, 2015, 11:34:21 PM
Pictures, we want pictures of everybody....except you.

x1000
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Bicycleman on November 14, 2015, 09:05:11 AM
Jesse, it sounds like your town is small enough that everyone knows who's Word is good and who's HUSBAND isn't!
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Booger on November 14, 2015, 09:55:05 AM
Jesse, it sounds like your town is small enough that everyone knows who's Word is good and who's HUSBAND isn't!

You are correct. I am Sgt Schultz, I know nothing.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: bantam5s on November 14, 2015, 03:28:59 PM
It is pretty nice living In a small town, I just wish I lived in the good kind. Our town is mostly feild workers, and while it used to be that every white person new everyone, they recently built a bunch of those suburb type houses which brought in a bunch of more people.      but at least my town is pretty quiet ( when they're not blasting their womp woop womp music or having party's every sunday )  by the way, am I the only one who wants to know what type of bb gun you were getting In the mail?
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Booger on November 14, 2015, 03:33:24 PM
It is pretty nice living In a small town, I just wish I lived in the good kind. Our town is mostly feild workers, and while it used to be that every white person new everyone, they recently built a bunch of those suburb type houses which brought in a bunch of more people.      but at least my town is pretty quiet ( when they're not blasting their womp woop womp music or having party's every sunday )  by the way, am I the only one who wants to know what type of bb gun you were getting In the mail?

I just had my MROD tuned by Rocker1. (The one in my signature) I will be giving a review later today minus the chrony test. :) She does shoot hard and accurate. Might be the best tune job I ever had on a PCP.
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Matt15 on November 15, 2015, 04:43:57 PM
Jesse, it sounds like your town is small enough that everyone knows who's Word is good and who's HUSBAND isn't!

You are correct. I am Sgt Schultz, I know nothing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmzsWxPLIOo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmzsWxPLIOo)   ;D ;D
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Pellgunfun on November 16, 2015, 01:54:55 PM
Pictures, we want pictures of everybody....except you.

Oh my gosh!!!

That is the funniest thing I've heard all day :)


I wasn't prepared for that, I'm glad that I wasn't having a drink of something at the time.  It would have been sprayed all over my monitor :)
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Booger on November 16, 2015, 01:57:52 PM
I'd like to say my wife looks like Daisy Duke, while I look like Uncle Jesse. :) I guess you have to use your imagination, because I would not take kindly to losing my wife. (Child Support & Alimony is very expensive)
Title: Re: My wife got pulled over
Post by: Pellgunfun on November 16, 2015, 10:45:31 PM
That's funny and all..... but

Aside from the "cheaper to keep her" factor, best friends are very hard to replace.