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All Springer/NP/PCP Air Gun Discussion General => Back Room => Topic started by: a1Bogey on January 11, 2011, 05:31:37 PM
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Now I know that everyone here loves thier wife. But if you can keep them out of any of the socalled "warehouse" club stores it will be to your benefit. I foolishly let my wife go to a Sam's club last week to return a gift that had come from there. Alone without me. I knew it was a mistake as soon as she left but I have been sick since Christmas and just surrrendered instead of going. She was just supposed to return 1 item, that's all. Well, now I am looking at some of the stuff she returned with. Oh yes , she got a "card" and became a member. A box of 48 egg rolls. A box of 30 hot dogs. A pack of Doritos with 2 bags enclosed. I would estimate the bags are the size of king size pillow covers. Enough kleenx to last at least 10 years. A bag of coleslaw mix that must weigh 10 lbs. This is just a partial list. Joking I asked, " where is the case of 1000 rolls of toilet paper"? Her reply was, " the case was too heavy but she would get it on the "next trip". "dang", did I mess-up.
And now she has informed me that she wants to buy a plane. I asked if a Piper Cub would do. She said NO and handed me a photo of a jet that at first I thought was the space shuttle. I believe it is a Gulfstream G-400. It only cost 36million dollars. And $600,000 a year to operate. Now I can't afford a jet but you can bet your _ss that I will not let her go to any air shows by herself in the future.
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Bogey, thats 600k/year to MAINTAIN! Of course, if you actually want to fly it, your going to need your own oil well to go with it!
pv
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i always love going to sams club cause i can convince the folks to grab all the "junk food snacks" ever since i began late start at school i sleep in too late to make a sandwhich so its just grab snacks and go