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All Springer/NP/PCP Air Gun Discussion General => Air Gun Gate => Topic started by: Atchman2 on July 06, 2010, 11:58:16 PM
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If you've ever had to take half a day off of work to try and catch the UPS guy before your wife gets home so she doesn't know you ordered ANOTHER air gun. ;D
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hahahah........I can relate!!!!!
I'm getting it bad! :o
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I'm an Airgunner!
my problem is she shoots with me.
"what this gun? I've had this a long Time, I just do shoot it much"
Then its back to the couch. LOL
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I just started and the wife told me I'm getting out of hand. Four weeks into the hobby and I have 3 pistols, and 2 rifles ;)
Crosman Storm XT
Crosman Titan GP
Crosman 357
Crosman 38t
Crosman 1377
Is there an AA for airgunners? :D
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Maybe Gene will set up an airgunner AA gate here on the new site.
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....if one arm is larger than the other and your thumb and first finger have a permanent grey stain. ;D
Happy Shooting!!!!
Dave
8)
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... the wife feels your pain when your only air rifle breaks it's mainspring and she actually says, "Time for the Beeman R7 you were looking at?"
I opted for the Diana 34 Compact instead. ;)
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Your at the park with the kids, they want to feed the pigeons and all you see is a target rich environment.
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... you have your guns/rifles delivered to the office and then sneak them in the house and when she asks about it I say the same thing Yellowstone above sez
"what this gun? I've had this a long Time, I just do shoot it much" 8)
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If you've ever had to take half a day off of work to try and catch the UPS guy before your wife gets home so she doesn't know you ordered ANOTHER air gun. ;D
HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE this one....good one Atchman2
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( good ones here!) Your driving down a city street and all you see are targets ( yellow beaks, tree rats , english sparrows, crows)
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..... you still head straight to sporting goods when entering your local WalMart, even if you know they won't have any new airguns stuff! :-[
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..... you still head straight to sporting goods when entering your local WalMart, even if you know they won't have any new airguns stuff! :-[
I'm guilty of this myself...lol ;D
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....you feel bad when you see roadkill because you think to yourself, "I could have shot that!".
Atchman
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You let the wife put up bird feeder's(an help keep'em full) just so you can bust grackel's an starlin's as your "JUST target shooting Honey why?"
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You get fired because your boss thinks that callous on your thumb is a roach burn.
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Now THAT's FUNNY!!!
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You buy a new bed and consider using the old one as a pellet trap.
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You're at a party and there are mellon balls for desert and all you can think of is how cool it would be to shoot them.
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That's enough.
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you take stuff to the local recycle facility and come home with the box of tin cans that someone else left for recycling. They had been conveniently washed out also!
Mike Tipton
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You're going through the new Cabela's catalog and you skip the scope section completely because it doesn't tell you if they're 'Airgun Rated"
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You might be an air gunner if you leave home with one empty gun bag and one gun bag containing an air rifle and return with both containing an airrifle and the wife never notices you've just extended your collection.
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You might be an air gunner if you leave home with one empty gun bag and one gun bag containing an air rifle and return with both containing an airrifle and the wife never notices you've just extended your collection.
LOL That's a tip we all can use. :D
Only problem is my new air rifles come by way of the brown truck. 8)
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You might be an air gunner if you leave home with one empty gun bag and one gun bag containing an air rifle and return with both containing an airrifle and the wife never notices you've just extended your collection.
BRILLIANT Simply BRILLIANT
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Your wife calls the master bathroom "the armory" because you have five guns sitting in the jacuzzi.
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....if one arm is larger than the other and your thumb and first finger have a permanent grey stain. ;D
Happy Shooting!!!!
Dave
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i can relate to that especially if you have one of the xls thanks david
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You might be an air gunner if- The girl at the dollar store ask didn't you just buy 5 bags of sucker yesterday?”
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When it's all JUST "Airgun Money"!!!
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You start saving change in an empty pellet tin. Every time you get / find change you say " pellet money!"
Guilty of the bee-line to the sporting goods section too.. ;D
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You're going through the new Cabela's catalog and you skip the scope section completely because it doesn't tell you if they're 'Airgun Rated"
I'll second that one!
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You look at the garage door spring and drool.
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You're neighbors see you shooting you're air rifle in the backyard and call the cops on you thinking it's a real gun
True story :D
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You might be an airgun addict if you get a second job to save up for a AF condor...
Have app's in... looking at the fully loaded condor for 1500... jeezus...
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You spend more money on your air rifles than your significant other
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X2 LMBO
You're neighbors see you shooting you're air rifle in the backyard and call the cops on you thinking it's a real gun
True story :D
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The garage door spring!!!??? That is HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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when u sit for hours researching pellets lol
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When all the shortcuts on your internet page are air gun links.....
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When you see road kill and think "what a waste, I could have shot that with my air gun"..
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You dumpster dive for cool air gun targets..
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You see a feathered creature or four legged animal and range out the distance for hold over/under.
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When you get tightness in your chest , and shortness of breath when you log on to the GTA and see that beautiful air rifle in our logo ! AHHHH !!!!!
Bill
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When you know the yardage and shooting lanes out every window in the house
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....when you come down to dinner and hope the leftovers smell bad enough to attract targets in your back yard!!!! :P
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When you know the yardage and shooting lanes out every window in the house
I have known that for every house that I have lived in for years, and what's behind my fields of fire :)
You can never be too safe !
Bill
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When you buy yourself a metal detector, and have hits on the metal detector everywhere you go, but you only find pellets !
Bill :D
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You buy an air rifle and, while making yet more room in the safe, haul out the exact same gun you forgot you had.
You have no window screens. Not because you're poor but so you can shoot out the window.
You've got more bookmarked air gun sites than you have books in the house.
You have more than one scar, puncture hole, damaged wall, etc, from your "air gunning fun".
You won't buy an expensive six pack of imported beer but will happily drop $20 on a tin of pellets.
You brag that air gunning is a cheap hobby, and you believe it.
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when u have sleepless night dreaming and many days dreaming about if you can find you dream gun on the classifieds,or at a refurb/demo discount
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The first thing you do when your computers booted is to check the GTA!
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The first thing you do when your computers booted is to check the GTA!
....and the last thing you do before going to bed!!!! ;)
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...when you spend any amount of time working out how to put a rain shield on your pellet trap. Now, where's that duct tape?
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You actually start believing that the reason you shoot starlings is because you want to help native birds.
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After a good shot on a nice doe during firearms deer season, you attempt to break the barrel on your shotgun to reload...
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After reading this post and reply!
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Your wife gets perturbed 'cuz even your daughter hoards all the leftover cardboard boxes and newspapers for future pellet traps..
(and nice one jonnyreb and redfeather!)
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dang Johnnyreb !!!!!!! lol lol!!!! thanks david
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You actually start believing that the reason you shoot starlings is because you want to help native birds.
or raccoons and possums because they carry disease....OH WAIT THEY DO. :P
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You buy a new house in the boonies because you couldn't get over 25 yards range at your old house... and then you don't have time to shoot....
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daveshoot - also my hidden agenda for trying to move my family out of the city!
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You are hesitant to buy a New Marauder, because you are very much aware that PCP is a very addictive drug. It is bad enough that you are hooked into Springers. But you know that going to PCP could take you into the Dark Side. Besides, how would you tell your family that all the new scuba equipment is for your air rifles. You could very well have intervention and be committed.
What are its long-term effects?
PCP: PCP is addicting; that is, its use often leads to psychological dependence, craving, and compulsive PCP-seeking behavior.
People who use PCP for long periods report memory loss, difficulties with speech and thinking, depression, and weight loss. These symptoms can persist up to a year after cessation of PCP use. Mood disorders also have been reported.
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you might be a "spring head" if you have a callus on top of your right thigh
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Your sitting in a chair in your driveway waiting for people to come to your garage sale and all you see are targets running and flying around across the street. ( Tree Rats and English Sparrows )
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you own a spring compressor....
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When u wear out a gamo whisper & benjamin Np in 4 months.
(junky)
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you look at different sized coins and wonder how many CPHP's or FTS/FTT's you could stack under them
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The Pentagon asks you to support the war effort and not use up so much lead.
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The tree rats in your area actually recognize you and run in terror at the mere sight of you.
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YOU might be an AirGunner,
if the Salesperson at DICKS' SPORTING GOODS starts packing your brand of pellets and CO2's before you even get to the counter ! And asks if there will be anything else today,,,, Bill !!!!! ?