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All Springer/NP/PCP Air Gun Discussion General => Back Room => Topic started by: North Pack on July 12, 2010, 10:30:54 AM
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A Friendly Rivalry
The Australians and the New Zealanders – or Kiwis, as they are popularly called – have long had a friendly rivalry, a rivalry that makes it into their humor. In today’s installment, I share a joke told from the Kiwi perspective. Next week, I’ll give the Aussies a turn…
A Kiwi ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the local, “G'day, mind if I talk to your dog?”
Villager: “The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi.”
Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how's it going, mate?”
Dog: “Yeah, doin' all right.”
Aussie (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: “Is this villager your owner?” (pointing at the villager)
Dog: “Yep.”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Yeah, real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake now and again to play.”
Aussie: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Aussie: “Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I think.”
Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how's it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Aussie: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing at the villager)
Horse: ”Yep.”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Horse: ”Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the shed to protect me from the elements.”
Aussie: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Aussie (in a panic): “The sheep's a compulsive liar.”
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Too funny, I have to give you an applaud for that one.
snookman
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thats a good one my wife is a kiwi and there really is a fierce rivaly there. thanks david
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You need to ask Pete what a jafa is , hes from NZ... thanks david
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Reminds me of the Aussie who was visiting NZ and came across a Kiwi with a flock of sheep. "I think your sheep need shearing, mate!" yelled the Aussie, to which the Kiwi jealously replied, "We don't shear our sheep with ANYONE!"
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Good one(s)
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Lol, reminds me of what is said about Texans in Oklahoma, "Texas! Where men are men and sheep run scared."
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Bugger..
I missed this thread....
Hey I just read that Nikon have inverted a camera
with a shutter speed so FAST that it can take a picture
of a aussie with his mouth closed...
But really all that matters is that the All Blacks have a 3 to 1
win record over the wallabys.....