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avator
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The best "Bad Dog" I ever had.
Real Name: Bill
Re: Sayings
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Reply #20 on:
July 12, 2022, 08:29:28 PM »
I'm afraid that my list gets a bit too dark for this family forum from here so I'll bow out.
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Ronno6
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #21 on:
July 12, 2022, 08:58:00 PM »
Not the brightest light in the string
A knife so dull that it wouldn't cut hot butter (or sub something a bit grosser....)
A knife so sharp that it could slice bread so thin that it would only have 1 side....
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USA, Stone County, MS
You can lead a man to water, but you can't keep him from urinating in it.
Bicycleman
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #22 on:
July 12, 2022, 09:10:58 PM »
Quote from: avator on July 12, 2022, 08:29:28 PM
I'm afraid that my list gets a bit too dark for this family forum from here so I'll bow out.
Thanks for your contributions, Bill. You have some good one.
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USA - Tennessee -- Murfreesboro
Murfreesboro, Tennessee - Was Louisiana
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. Will Rogers.
Bonne année mes amis
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Madd Hatter
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #23 on:
July 12, 2022, 09:19:23 PM »
He ain't the sharpest pencil in the box nor the brightest crayon either.
I might not always be right but I ain't never wrong.
The more I know the more I know I don't know.
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Juniper woods ranch AZ
You can only be young once, but you can always be immature
Always follow your heart... but take your brains with you
I'm to old to die young
Men with knowledge but lack wisdom are like a blind man with a lantern
He, who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot, is a fool; and he, who dares not, is a slave.” -- William Drummond, Scottish writer (1585 - 1649)
Just ask yourself, have I pooped my pants today? If the answer is no, you're doing okay.
Bicycleman
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #24 on:
July 12, 2022, 09:32:57 PM »
A town so small,
THE
'Town Limit' sign showed the town name on both sides.
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A house so small, he had to sleep standing up.
A man so big that, if he hauled a--, he had to make two trips.
A face only a mother could love.
I was so heartbroken, I got tears in my ears from lying on my back while crying over you.
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USA - Tennessee -- Murfreesboro
Murfreesboro, Tennessee - Was Louisiana
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. Will Rogers.
Bonne année mes amis
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Matchstickshooter
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #25 on:
July 12, 2022, 09:40:59 PM »
........works slicker than a bee's knee!
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USA, VT, Lyndon
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #26 on:
July 12, 2022, 10:54:47 PM »
I don't know, but I've been told.....
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Stranded in California
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #27 on:
July 12, 2022, 11:00:55 PM »
Guess where I saw this. Bit rank.
Some comè here to sit and think
Some come here to wonder I come here to ____ and stink and fart like Bloody thunder.
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mobilehomer
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Reply #28 on:
July 12, 2022, 11:03:55 PM »
busier than a long-legged man in a one-tailed cat rocking contest
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White House, TN
If we had some ham, we could have some ham and eggs..... If we had some eggs!!
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avator
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The best "Bad Dog" I ever had.
Real Name: Bill
Re: Sayings
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Reply #29 on:
July 13, 2022, 07:34:40 AM »
Zackawee disease...
Face wook zackawee wike a$s, never have no babies.
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From deep within the Rabbit Hole, Alabama
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Sqrl Klr
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Best to have and not need.
Real Name: Gil
Re: Sayings
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Reply #30 on:
July 13, 2022, 02:54:08 PM »
Common sense ain't.
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avator
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The best "Bad Dog" I ever had.
Real Name: Bill
Re: Sayings
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Reply #31 on:
July 13, 2022, 05:01:25 PM »
Oh here's one that applies to my last post...
That went over like a lead balloon.
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Matchstickshooter
Are we there yet?
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Real Name: Wendell
Re: Sayings
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Reply #32 on:
July 13, 2022, 06:05:34 PM »
..... more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs...
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USA, VT, Lyndon
R.K.
SS Shooter
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Real Name: Richard
Re: Sayings
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Reply #33 on:
July 13, 2022, 06:12:55 PM »
So broke I can't pay attention
So broke i have to f@rt to have a (s)cent
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Southeast , IA, USA
R.K.
SS Shooter
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Real Name: Richard
Re: Sayings
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Reply #34 on:
July 13, 2022, 06:15:13 PM »
Computer upgrades are user downgrades
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Southeast , IA, USA
lefteyeshot
without hope, without fear
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #35 on:
July 13, 2022, 07:13:54 PM »
What my Dad use to say back when I skydived and jumped in the Army.
"Son, nothin' falls out of the sky but bird poop and fools!"
Or "keep on young man, *(&^ ain't half full!"
When I said,"Daddy, I want---". He'd say, "People in *(&^ want ice water."
And my favorite civics lesson, "The price of civilization is taxes."
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Bicycleman
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #36 on:
July 14, 2022, 11:09:23 AM »
Something so scary, it turned a freight train up a dirt road.
A town so small, it had only one street - and no one used it.
A town so small, the fire department used camelbaks.
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USA - Tennessee -- Murfreesboro
Murfreesboro, Tennessee - Was Louisiana
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. Will Rogers.
Bonne année mes amis
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avator
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The best "Bad Dog" I ever had.
Real Name: Bill
Re: Sayings
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Reply #37 on:
July 14, 2022, 11:28:36 AM »
If you don't stop going in circles I'm going to nail the other foot down.
The beatings will continue until morale improves....
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Bicycleman
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Re: Sayings
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Reply #38 on:
July 14, 2022, 12:06:46 PM »
Bill, those are scary.
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USA - Tennessee -- Murfreesboro
Murfreesboro, Tennessee - Was Louisiana
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went. Will Rogers.
Bonne année mes amis
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avator
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Posts: 49829
The best "Bad Dog" I ever had.
Real Name: Bill
Re: Sayings
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Reply #39 on:
July 14, 2022, 12:49:45 PM »
Yes but effective in most cases...
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