A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it."Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde.""I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken
The obituary was duly printed as follows:Gladys Braithwaite died, 17th March. Sadly missed. Also tractor for sale. The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
The husband was in the kitchen killing flies when his wife walks in. She asked did you get any? He answers yes 3 males and 2 females . She says how can you tell the difference . Well he says the 3 males were on the beer can and the 2 females were on the phone.
Quote from: Dan221 on March 01, 2016, 12:06:02 AMThe husband was in the kitchen killing flies when his wife walks in. She asked did you get any? He answers yes 3 males and 2 females . She says how can you tell the difference . Well he says the 3 males were on the beer can and the 2 females were on the phone.Ok, I LOL'ed.