Quote from: Earl on May 08, 2022, 12:22:29 PMI was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to music on may AirPods.That one 😂😂
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to music on may AirPods.
I hate music critics!
An Air gunner walks into a Gun Store and see's an elderly Man behind the counter, He asks the Elderly clerk " Do you have any PCP Rifles", the Elderly Clerk looks at him with a strange look on his face and said " Son, if you want to do Drugs, You don't need a Gun to Shoot Up"......
what did the hotdog say when it won the race?i'm a wiener!
Now that's funny! Did you come up with that?
Quote from: wolverine on May 14, 2022, 02:14:48 PMNow that's funny! Did you come up with that?Yep, just popped into my mind, since there was nothing else there.....
Dog walks into a telegraph office...Clerk says, "What's your message?"Dog says, "Woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof."Clerk says, "You know, for the same price, you can fit one more 'woof' in."Dog replies, "But that wouldn't make any sense."