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--- Quote from: wolverine on March 06, 2025, 05:35:22 PM ---
there's something weird about this thumbnail. that right rear tire is way too thin for a performance vehicle and the tread pattern is all wrong. what's with that skid mark?

--- End quote ---

The image is fake...

mobilehomer:
What's the difference between a camera and a sock?











A camera can take photos. A sock can take five toes!!!

bantam5s:
An Irish man is walking into the local pub when he's confronted by a nun outside yelling and scolding him about how the drink will destroy his life.
He looks at her and says " well it doesn't seem to have done much harm to you ".
She replies " well I don't touch the stuff, in fact I've never even tasted the stuff ".

" well how can ya say with confidence that the drink will ruin my life if ya've never even tried it "
" I suppose you're right "

" I'll tell ya what, I'll go bring you back a drink and you can try it, and if ya don't like it you can keep carryin' on "

" okay then, so what should I get ".

" well ladies usually drink gin "

" alright then I guess I'll take a double gin "

So he goes it and up to the bar.
" barkeep, give me a pint of ale and I'll take a double gin to go "

The bartender looks at him and says " that phony nun is out there again now isn't she "

wolverine:
Ireland's capitol is the fastest growing city. Every year it's..........Dublin!

Rick67:
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